I fucking love cutscenes, especially when they're every 10 steps and are completely unnecessary for the story, caring about the gameplay? Fuck that shit, this is a game about your relationship with a blonde girl and how gay your character is! That Pokémon are irrelevant? What? There are Pokémon involved in the story too! Like Tapu Koko, Cosmog and... Who the fuck cares anyways? Pokémon aren't cool anymore, that you miss the old gens? Kek, you just literally beat gyms until reaching the champion, that's so outdated, now we need deep and mature stories!

kill me