How many hours of my life have I wasted spinning in this fucking piece of shit goddamn box? Just so I can get 6iv pokemon and feel good about my team. It's a fucking joke.
That's the only reason people breed, really - so they can like get a good team. No one who breeds is having fun. Y'know, doing battles and doing actually important things in game. Everyone who breeds is a degenerate, and getting 6iv pokemon is the only way they can feel good about themselves. And like how many fuckin' hours of my life have I wasted doing that bullshit? It's so stupid. It's fucking pathetic. All I fuckin' do is waste my life away trying to get my team made for a temporary goddamn high which will last, fuckin.. y'know, a minute or so. Until it goes away, and /vp/ exposes me for the battling SHITTER I am. Fucking hell dude. It's a complete joke.
Breeding is the most degenerate act man has ever come up with. Well, it's fucking true. It's fucking true. The only reason we breed is 'cause we're too pathetic to accomplish anything else decent in game. So we fuckin' hatch, 'cause it gives us this temporary feeling of like "oh my god, I'm legit, I'm the best in the world at this thing.. that like hardly anyone else does." That's all it is. Really. We're all a fucking joke.
We masquerade around Battle Tree like "haha, we're so cool making a million BP for Destiny Knots, aren't we fuckin' special!" Nah, we're just a fuckin pile of goddamn losers. That's all we are. It's ridiculous. People thinking breeding is cool is the biggest goddamn meme on the planet. I'm telling the truth, let's be real. Everyone knows it. People are just too afraid to say it.
It's the absolute truth. It really is. And we can pretend "we wonder trade the good stuff, we make kids happy, we make FC" ... At the end of the day it's the truth. You know. I just exposed all of breeding. It's a thing we do to waste time to feel good about our team. That's it.
