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>>33754140
Basically Skarmory lays an egg, and Blissey hatchs from it. Blissey eggs make Skarmorys.
This is why they both learn Stealth Rock, but the real question is which came first?

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Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 00:43:55 No.33754178 Report

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>>33754166
Diglett

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Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 00:52:36 No.33754226 Report

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>>33754140
>Pokémon League bows to Skarmbliss
>In contact with Ultra Beasts
>Possess psychic-type moves
>Control Kalos with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Skarmblissgrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of Pokémon Daycares on Earth
>First designer Pokémon babies will in all likelihood be Skarmbliss babies
>both Pokémon said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Johto monasteries & Cerulean Cave
>Ancient Sinnohan scriptures tell of two Pokémon who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Skarmblots inside you right now
>Skarmbliss are in regular communication with Dialga and Palkia, forwarding the word of Arceus to the Orthodox Church.
>They learned fluent Kalosian in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the duo. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Skarmbliss
>The duo are about 18 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.

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Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 00:55:18 No.33754247 Report

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>>33754140
>skarm+chansey+rotom-w
God i miss the gen 6 meta so much...

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Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 01:05:40 No.33754318 Report

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>>33754226
And then Eviolite was introduced, shaking up the cosmology. Then a giant metal bamboo spaceship showed up, and shit just got weirder from there.

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Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 01:12:07 No.33754358 Report

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>>33754140

Pre-gen 4 Blissey had no special weaknesses, Skarmory had no physical weaknesses, so if you switch between the two your opponent can't win.

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Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 01:13:16 No.33754364 Report

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>>33754358
Blaziken

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Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 01:19:48 No.33754403 Report

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>>33754364

Gyarados/Salamence

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Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 01:20:38 No.33754408 Report

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>>33754158
But the Pokemon company's official battle format is double and Verlis does play singles.

Why are you being retarded?

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Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 01:24:41 No.33754433 Report

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>>33754364
I hate when idiots try to disprove a correct explanation.

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Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 01:28:44 No.33754452 Report

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>>33754364
Skarmory used drill peck!

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Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 01:46:59 No.33754579 Report

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>>33754408
That sounds like something Verlis would say.

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