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Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 03:46:21 No.33755334 View View Reply Original Report

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>attract now has a 10% chance of working on the same gender

How does/vp/ react?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 03:47:01 No.33755340 Report

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>>33755334
Who tf cares?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 03:47:08 No.33755341 Report

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>>33755334
I know how Smogon reacts lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 03:47:27 No.33755347 Report

Quoted By: >>33755834

>He, that's funny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 03:48:31 No.33755353 Report

Quoted By: >>33755522 >>33755974 >>33756248 >>33757360

Unrelated but am I the only one who uses attract competitively

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 04:09:02 No.33755510 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 04:10:26 No.33755522 Report

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>>33755353
Why would you when the best pokemon are genderless

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 04:13:51 No.33755543 Report

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It would be better if gender unknown Pokemon get affected by it no matter the gender of the attacker

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 04:26:31 No.33755617 Report

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>smogonfags argue about how that will change the meta
>gay furry shit
>/v/ having 300 bait threads about how Pokémon is SJW garbage, some of them flooding /vp/
>gay furry shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 04:35:09 No.33755674 Report

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>>33755617
>always happens every gen no matter what
>implying that's a bad thing
>absolutely hilarious
>implying that's a bad thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 04:36:03 No.33755682 Report

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>>33755617
So nothing changes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 04:49:36 No.33755753 Report

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>>33755674
>>absolutely hilarious

you say this until you have another sperg flooding the board with 'Pokemon are 100% st.raight!'

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 04:50:56 No.33755761 Report

Quoted By: >>33755769

any given person has a 10% chance of becoming gay if someone of the same gender attempts to flirt with them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 04:51:43 No.33755769 Report

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>>33755761
So should it be based on IVs or Sp. Def?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 04:55:45 No.33755791 Report

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>>33755769
100% based on rng from a 1/10 chance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 05:00:12 No.33755815 Report

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>>33755791
>relying on 10% chance

Why not just use OHKO moves at that point?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 05:04:04 No.33755834 Report

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>>33755347
>>33755510
This

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 05:04:58 No.33755848 Report

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>>33755334
Laugh my ass off. I normally hate SJW pandering and the apparent gay/lesbian/trans/apachehelicopter agenda but this would be amazing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 05:08:16 No.33755866 Report

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If it happened I would replace the earths atmosphere with zyklon-b gas

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 05:31:53 No.33755974 Report

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>>33755353
I’m sorry but relying on Attract to get free attacks your opponent is a horrible strategy to use.

Alfred Kinsey

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Alfred Kinsey Sun 08 Oct 2017 06:04:52 No.33756148 Report

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>>33755334
It's good to see that my fraudulent research is still penetrating popular culture.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 06:27:10 No.33756248 Report

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>>33755353
isn't Confuse Ray just better if you want to go for that

and that might have worked last gen but now there's more UBs than Genies so you can't really predict your opponents' genders anymore

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 06:41:22 No.33756320 Report

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>>33756148

I know, right? The CDC says 2% of Americans are gay, while Gallup says 3.8% of Americans identify as either gay, lesbian, bisexual or transsexual, yet people are still citing his bogus 10% statistic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 11:29:37 No.33757360 Report

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>>33755334
I wouldn't care.

>>33755353
It's a poor man's confusion. Yes, even after the confusion nerf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 11:32:21 No.33757368 Report

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>>33755753
that shit is funny though, especially since /vp/ is full of gay furry who are genuinely offended

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 11:42:35 No.33757400 Report

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>>33755334
Would be ok, but Peach is the best princess

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 11:49:05 No.33757423 Report

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why the fuck do faggots feel the need to force themselves into every fucking thing that exists? The last thing I need is Pokemon pandering to that garbage. As if we have reached the stage faggots are delussional to think gays can breed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 11:49:52 No.33757427 Report

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>>33756320
2%? Then why the fuck does it feel like there are so many? Is that whole "fake being gay to be interesting" thing actually true?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 11:53:06 No.33757438 Report

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>>33757427
Yes, it is. They are also extremely overrepresented in media and such. There's nothing wrong with homos but I'm tired of constant screeching from LGBT

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 11:56:43 No.33757452 Report

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>>33757423
Muh representation, these kind of people who thought Pokemon became more diverse because westerners complained and not that the regions started taking place in the west

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 12:05:12 No.33757477 Report

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>>33755334
"I knew you were a faggot, you little semen sucker! C'mere, I love you."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 12:14:03 No.33757504 Report

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>>33757477
This desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 13:53:32 No.33757945 Report

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>>33755334
Should be more like 5% or less but sure

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 14:44:53 No.33758199 Report

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>>33755334
That would be somewhat gay to a certain degree

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 14:48:07 No.33758212 Report

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>>33755682
pretty much

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 14:50:37 No.33758228 Report

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>>33755334
Terrible idea. Millions of parents worldwide, especially in America, would tear GF and Nintendo enough new ones to ensure the series dies right there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 14:50:44 No.33758229 Report

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They should have just gone the ND route and have Attract work on every pokemon who doesn't have Oblivious.

>>33757400
All princesses are shit compared to Pauline.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 14:52:10 No.33758237 Report

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>>33755334
>try to use attract for gay shipping
>But it failed!

Brett !!TORtoOQMEfy

Brett !!TORtoOQMEfy Sun 08 Oct 2017 14:56:29 No.33758268 Report

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>>33755334
/vp/ would freak out and I would love it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 15:07:21 No.33758323 Report

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>>33755334
I actually think that's pretty neat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 15:14:35 No.33758357 Report

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post the trap loving gallade
you know the one

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 15:17:35 No.33758386 Report

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>attract lowers the attack and special attack of genderless pokemon by one stage

Banned yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 15:26:02 No.33758433 Report

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>>33758268
fucking tripfags

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 17:15:43 No.33759128 Report

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>>33755334
whats wrong with being gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 18:45:51 No.33759779 Report

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>>33755334
>sudden surge of more slash Poképorn
Hmmmm

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 19:19:50 No.33760070 Report

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>>33759128
Everything.

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