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Anonymous Mon 09 Oct 2017 20:46:34 No.33769814 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>33769826 >>33769831 >>33769839 >>33769841 >>33769855 >>33769859 >>33769863 >>33769871 >>33769886 >>33769899 >>33770113 >>33770165 >>33770203 >>33770398 >>33770449 >>33772320 >>33772945 >>33773284 >>33774557

Fix it.
NOW.
Hardmode: No mega.

Bob the Builder

Bob the Builder Mon 09 Oct 2017 20:47:31 No.33769826 Report

Quoted By: >>33774603

>>33769814
Sorry, I can't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Oct 2017 20:47:48 No.33769831 Report

Quoted By: >>33770245

>>33769814
Quiver Dance

Boomburst

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Oct 2017 20:48:49 No.33769839 Report

Quoted By: >>33770245

>>33769814
quiver dance

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Oct 2017 20:48:51 No.33769841 Report

Quoted By: >>33771738

>>33769814
+50 speed, +30 SpA, +30 Atk

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Oct 2017 20:50:04 No.33769855 Report

Quoted By: >>33769874 >>33769876 >>33769898 >>33772353 >>33774186

>>33769814
Does anyone have "that" .gif?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Oct 2017 20:50:20 No.33769859 Report

Quoted By: >>33769931 >>33770166

>>33769814
New ability: two-faced- uses all attacks twice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Oct 2017 20:50:31 No.33769863 Report

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>>33769814
Erase it from history.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Oct 2017 20:50:54 No.33769871 Report

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>>33769814
Fairy/psychic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Oct 2017 20:51:16 No.33769874 Report

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>>33769855
do not

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Oct 2017 20:51:22 No.33769876 Report

Quoted By: >>33769944

>>33769855
>Boomburst

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Oct 2017 20:51:53 No.33769886 Report

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>>33769814
Doesn't need fixing.
It's already perfect.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Oct 2017 20:52:52 No.33769897 Report

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Fixed for ya

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Oct 2017 20:52:55 No.33769898 Report

Quoted By: >>33770352

>>33769855

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Oct 2017 20:52:57 No.33769899 Report

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>>33769814
>Huge Power
>1000000 House Power

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Oct 2017 20:55:32 No.33769924 Report

Quoted By: >>33769989 >>33770141 >>33770897 >>33770971

>No mega
Then give it a regular evolution.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Oct 2017 20:55:39 No.33769931 Report

Quoted By: >>33770154

>>33769859
1st attack uses special attack stat for damage
2nd attack uses attack stat for damage

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Oct 2017 20:56:28 No.33769941 Report

Quoted By: >>33770001

Give it a non shit move pool

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Oct 2017 20:56:31 No.33769944 Report

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>>33769876
I'm not a zoophile but I'm going to fap to this gif.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Oct 2017 21:00:35 No.33769989 Report

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>>33769924
this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Oct 2017 21:01:33 No.33770001 Report

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>>33769941
Its movepool isn't shit. It just doesn't have the stats to pull it off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Oct 2017 21:10:56 No.33770113 Report

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>>33769814
It's got nasty plot, power swap, Sap Sipper, and baton pass.
Pair it with a Petal Dancer in VGC.

As for singles, it's ghost immune and neutral to fighting while hitting for it weakness as long as it survives. That only leaves dark and bug weakness.
Bug's not a huge threat, so... Jut a dark-removing move better than double kick, and some bulk.

While we're at it, its other abilities are Inner Focus (which could use a buff period, let's be honest) and Early Bird (nice for quick 1 turn Rests, but only relevant when you can survive 1 turn of rests. Needs that bulk.)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Oct 2017 21:13:38 No.33770141 Report

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>>33769924
>gains a third head like dodrio
Farigirafarigiraf

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Oct 2017 21:15:02 No.33770154 Report

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>>33769931
that would be cool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Oct 2017 21:15:56 No.33770165 Report

Quoted By: >>33771896

>>33769814
Contrary Superpower or Competitive
Also give SD and Horn Leech to Stantler since Girafarig got NP. And make them pass Stomp, Zen Headbutt and Headbutt to Sawskbuck since the shit deer can't abuse Serene Grace.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Oct 2017 21:16:04 No.33770166 Report

Quoted By: >>33774236

>>33769859
Do you mean Parental Bond?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Oct 2017 21:19:15 No.33770203 Report

Quoted By: >>33770245

>>33769814
Dragon Dance and an ability that isn't hot garbage.

Parental Bond.

It's a solid typing, okay stats, and good movepool. Hell it gets fucking Earthquake, a physical set would do wonders, combined with Return + Psychicium Z Zen Headbutt.
Adaptability, Rattled, and Comatose would cement it top NU at least. If it got any one of those, I mean, not all three obviously.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Oct 2017 21:23:24 No.33770245 Report

Quoted By: >>33770294 >>33770381 >>33771901

>>33770203
>>33769831
>>33769839
>giving butterfly dance and dragon dance to a giraffe.
Justify yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Oct 2017 21:27:35 No.33770294 Report

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>>33770245
I mean, with those amazing blowjob skills from the gif, how could you say no to it?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Oct 2017 21:34:00 No.33770352 Report

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>>33769898

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Oct 2017 21:36:22 No.33770381 Report

Quoted By: >>33770446 >>33770897

>>33770245
>these are dragns

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Oct 2017 21:37:33 No.33770398 Report

Quoted By:

>>33769814
make the two halves turn on each other for the color of their skin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Oct 2017 21:41:10 No.33770426 Report

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Ok but why

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Oct 2017 21:43:28 No.33770446 Report

Quoted By: >>33770470 >>33774256

>>33770381
>Tyrunt isn't a dragon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Oct 2017 21:44:00 No.33770449 Report

Quoted By: >>33771896

>>33769814
+30 speed
HA is changed to Contrary
Learns Psycho Boost and boomburst

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Oct 2017 21:45:50 No.33770470 Report

Quoted By: >>33770979 >>33774101 >>33774256

>>33770446
>T-rex is a dragon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Oct 2017 21:46:31 No.33770478 Report

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Better abilities and more moves
I guess inner focus and serene grace
Give it psychic terrain, tri attack, dark pulse, and maybe moonblast.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Oct 2017 22:28:18 No.33770897 Report

Quoted By: >>33770957 >>33770971 >>33771733

>>33770381
Corphish and Barboach are a bit odd, but the rest fit with pokemon's definition of dragon.
Tyrunt and Charmander even evolve into dragons.

Same for Quiver dance, other than Bellosom and Lilligant.

>>33769924
Seriously, like it has a BST consistent for needing one. Would probably expand its movepool some too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Oct 2017 22:32:27 No.33770932 Report

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Proteanaetorp
Primary type changes to match the type of the move it's using. Secondary type changes to a type that resists any incoming move.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Oct 2017 22:36:02 No.33770957 Report

Quoted By: >>33770986

>>33770897
>scraggy
>a dragon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Oct 2017 22:36:59 No.33770971 Report

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>>33770897
>>33769924
OOH OOH. Give the Evo stance change! Status move form is normal head, attack move form it turns around, the chainchomp head gets big fills out to normal size and the normal head shrinks down to the size the chain chomp normally is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Oct 2017 22:37:36 No.33770979 Report

Quoted By: >>33774256

>>33770470
>Dragon-type isn't a dragon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Oct 2017 22:38:19 No.33770986 Report

Quoted By: >>33774256

>>33770957
it's a monstrous reptile. that's dragon-y by pokemon standards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 00:19:39 No.33771733 Report

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>>33770897
There's some Japanese lore reason for Crawdaunt and Whiscash.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 00:20:21 No.33771738 Report

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>>33769841
No one cares about better than mega stats.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 00:37:46 No.33771896 Report

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>>33770449
>>33770165
>contrary

Literally, why? It doesn't have a single move for that. If anything serene grace would be better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 00:38:01 No.33771901 Report

Quoted By: >>33771948 >>33771962

>>33770245
Its name contains Kirin. Kirins are kinda like dragon/unicorn fusions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 00:43:09 No.33771948 Report

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>>33771901
Ya know what, I'll give you that one. Quiver dance is still unreasonable, but I had forgotten the japanese word for giraffe was Kirin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 00:46:00 No.33771962 Report

Quoted By: >>33772001 >>33772113 >>33772995

>>33771901
Dragocorn! Fus ro dah!
You know what, give girafarig the move Fus Ro Dah. Dragon/Fairy type. 100 base power. 10 pp, 90% accuracy. If you don't like it, you aren't praising the sun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 00:49:40 No.33772001 Report

Quoted By: >>33772019

>>33771962
>non-STAB
>0x damage to fairies
it's shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 00:52:03 No.33772019 Report

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>>33772001
Pure fairy type then? Or even fairy/steel for the shits and giggles?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 01:01:50 No.33772113 Report

Quoted By: >>33772914

>>33771962
is this bait? It feels like you're wanting me to scream the contents of global rule 2 at you and maybe to start calling for mods.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 01:21:56 No.33772320 Report

Quoted By: >>33772848

>>33769814
All it really needs is a speed boost. You can say it needs better abilities, but what it really needs is to be faster. It already has a good movepool (there are good pokemon with shittier movepools) and has a great boosting move in nasty plot. Give it like 30 more speed and it will be fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 01:24:39 No.33772353 Report

Quoted By:

>>33769855
watermelon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 02:23:01 No.33772848 Report

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Girafarig is my favorite pokemon, please gamefreak make it better.

>>33772320

That's what I don't get with what people are saying, Girafarig's got a good movepool. Its problems are meh abilities and being too glass cannon-y without enough cannon or speed to back it up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 02:28:39 No.33772890 Report

Quoted By: >>33772993

Fixed

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 02:30:52 No.33772914 Report

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>>33772113
At least I don't know how to dab, or whatever you call it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 02:33:40 No.33772945 Report

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>>33769814
+20 to speed and special attack, taken from attack, then +5 to each on top of that (115 SpA,110 Spe with 465 BST). Gets boomburst and hidden ability changed to intimidate or scrappy. If allowed to go up to 500 BST then put 10 in each defense and 15 more into SpAShould be at least UU :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 02:37:26 No.33772993 Report

Quoted By: >>33774157

>>33772890
no sexy butt. It's shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 02:37:42 No.33772995 Report

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+10 to Hp and +20 to both defenses. +30 to both attacks, +15 to speed. Mega it is not, but better.
>>33771962
This if possible, but no dragon type. Maybe psychic instead?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 03:10:03 No.33773284 Report

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>>33769814
Wonder Guard :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 05:18:53 No.33774101 Report

Quoted By: >>33774154

>>33770470
The term "dinosaur" was coined in the late 1800's...The dinosaurs of the recent past as you know it were once the dragons that ancient myths referred to in folklore all around the world.

You don't have to take this redpill, but I'm leaving it on the ground in front of you, until you're ready to start thinking for yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 05:30:44 No.33774154 Report

Quoted By: >>33774204 >>33774214 >>33774256

>>33774101
Or... for the nonretards: in Japanese the word for dragon(竜) is the same as the word for dinosaur(竜).
And puns are Japan's meth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 05:31:29 No.33774157 Report

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>>33772993
but no butt is a good thing, because butts are gross

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 05:37:05 No.33774186 Report

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>>33769855
552076 on monosodium glutamate

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 05:42:15 No.33774204 Report

Quoted By:

>>33774154
They are the same thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 05:45:09 No.33774214 Report

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>>33774154
>nonretards
>says "words" instead of "characters"

I have a ball. Would you like to bounce it?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 05:47:51 No.33774236 Report

Quoted By: >>33774243

>>33770166
It would have to be his own version of the ability since it doesn't make sense to name it parental bond....Like instead of doing the same move twice you can select two different moves for the head and tail. If that gave him an ability like that but kept his stats and movepool the same it would make him viable, but not terribly broken.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 05:49:06 No.33774243 Report

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>>33774236
Are you not the father of your own tail? What a cuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 05:50:57 No.33774256 Report

Quoted By:

>>33774154
>>33770986
>>33770979
>>33770470
>>33770446

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2017/may/15/alberta-canada-museum-unveils-best-preserved-armoured-dinosaur-in-the-world-nodosaur

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/27/t-rex-soft-tissue-discovery_n_4349214.html

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 06:47:32 No.33774557 Report

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>>33769814
Boomburst.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 06:57:50 No.33774603 Report

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>>33769826
Okay I chuckled

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