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Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 20:22:23 No.33778814 View View Reply Original Report

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If Mew has the DNA of all pokemon, and humans are technically pokemon, would it be possible for a human to reproduce wth a Mew?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 20:23:04 No.33778820 Report

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>>33778814
>/vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 20:24:26 No.33778832 Report

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>>33778814
hopefully

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 20:24:29 No.33778833 Report

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>>33778814
Yes, but be warned - the child may not be able to pick up crabs and use them as hammers.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 20:24:31 No.33778835 Report

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>>33778814
she preggers already

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 20:44:57 No.33778965 Report

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>>33778814
.....no.

Though any attempts may produce Mewtwo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 21:27:12 No.33779240 Report

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Fug the cat?
Why yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 21:27:52 No.33779245 Report

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>>33778814
how is pragnet formed

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 21:28:25 No.33779246 Report

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>>33779245
Pregonate?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 21:29:24 No.33779256 Report

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>>33778814
>humans are technically pokemon
>citation needed
You erps are just sad people. These are pokemon. Get your furry fetishes to /aco/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 21:30:51 No.33779268 Report

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>>33779256
But are all pokephiles considered furries or humaoid pokemons dont count?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 21:31:54 No.33779279 Report

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>>33779256
Somebody didn't read the books in Canalave Library

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 21:33:13 No.33779285 Report

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If Ditto can reproduce with any Pokemon, could a human reproduce with a Ditto? Would it stay a Ditto, or would it become the female/male version of you?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 21:34:47 No.33779296 Report

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>>33779285
>Yfw Brock might actually get the succ

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 21:40:21 No.33779331 Report

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>>33779268
All are disgusting furries. Go tell your moms, your friends, your coworkers, you wanna have sex with animals. See what they answer.
>>33779279
Enlighten me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 21:48:12 No.33779393 Report

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>>33779331
>Enlighten me
I would, but, turns out I'm wrong. I could have sworn there was an excerpt on how humans evolved from Pokemon, turns out there isn't. My bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 21:53:48 No.33779442 Report

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>>33779256
>>33779331
Just where do you think you are right now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 22:06:33 No.33779558 Report

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>>33779256
>Get your furry fetishes to /aco/
Are you striving to be the most ignorant person in 4chan or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 22:19:00 No.33779669 Report

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It have the DNA of all of pokemon but Kingler.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 22:26:16 No.33779722 Report

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>>33779331
>long ago people and pokemon were the same

Professor Sassafras

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Professor Sassafras Tue 10 Oct 2017 22:28:25 No.33779739 Report

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>>33778814
No. Making mewtwo in vitro was challenging enough and not exact, as you could see from the result. Mew breeds with no Pokémon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 22:36:36 No.33779790 Report

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>>33779739
Then explain THIS

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 22:41:17 No.33779827 Report

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>>33779722
That is not in any library fuck off to /b/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 22:41:49 No.33779832 Report

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>>33779256
>>33779331
Dude, Pokémon lore went full furry a couple generations back.

Pic related is the English attempt to not make it look as disturbing as it was in Japanese, which read
>There once were Pokémon that married people.
>There once were people who married Pokémon.
>This was a normal thing because long ago people and Pokémon were the same.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 22:52:00 No.33779929 Report

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>>33778814
Mew is the ancestor of all Pokèmon species.

It's possible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Oct 2017 23:58:48 No.33780392 Report

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Would you fuck a Mew?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Oct 2017 00:01:41 No.33780414 Report

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>>33780392
yeah

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Oct 2017 00:04:04 No.33780432 Report

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>>33778814
Technically no. Wrong egg group.
The only egg group humans could reproduce with is likely the humanoid group.
And Ditto.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Oct 2017 00:28:01 No.33780603 Report

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>>33779929
no its not, richard. humans can't fuck their ancestor species. try taking first year biology before shitposting

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Oct 2017 00:31:21 No.33780636 Report

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>>33780603
Not that anon but if we were to consider that humans are technically pokemon, and that Mew has the DNA of all pokemon, reproduction between could potentially be possible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Oct 2017 00:32:22 No.33780645 Report

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>>33780636
between the two*

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Oct 2017 00:32:39 No.33780649 Report

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>>33780432
Egg groups aren't canon.
Humans can impregnate all pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Oct 2017 00:34:41 No.33780671 Report

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>>33780649
Metagross, your move.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Oct 2017 00:35:47 No.33780679 Report

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>>33780671
I'd post metagross porn but I don't feel like getting banned today

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Oct 2017 00:45:19 No.33780750 Report

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>>33780679
Then you forfit the duel and shall be banished to the distortion world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Oct 2017 00:46:23 No.33780758 Report

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>>33780649
>pokemon can’t breed outside of egg groups
>Ditto is the only one who can because it can transform
>claims humans, who can’t transform their DNA, can breed with all the egg groups
Nice try, furfag. But you’re just fucking a dog.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Oct 2017 00:49:22 No.33780776 Report

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>>33780758
But Mew isn't even a dog. But then again, since it has every pokemon's DNA, maybe it is...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Oct 2017 01:07:05 No.33780936 Report

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>>33780758
except egg groups aren't canon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Oct 2017 01:10:36 No.33780960 Report

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>>33780636
mew has the dna of all pokemon in that its the ancestor species. ever tried fucking a 'missing link?' i guarantee you can't reproduce. again, take first year bio before shitposting

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Oct 2017 01:13:03 No.33780973 Report

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>>33780960
It literally learns transform

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Oct 2017 01:16:42 No.33780999 Report

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>>33780960
>>33780960
Why are you so mad, anon? You act as though real world biology applies to the pokemon world where organisms can breathe fire and control time and space.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Oct 2017 01:31:35 No.33781105 Report

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>>33778814
No.
Mules have the DNA of both horses and mules, but can't reproduce with either. Or at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Oct 2017 01:34:44 No.33781128 Report

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>>33779790
That is an effect of the Guyanan Mew. Normal Mew are incapable of this, but the Guyanan Mew has cohabitated with variou sspecias of parasitic wasps, and its body has thus evolved to better accommodate foreign offspring (and isolate these offspring from its tender, digestible meat)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Oct 2017 01:35:58 No.33781136 Report

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>>33780603
>humans can't fuck their ancestor species.
Poor choice of words.
Reproduce is the word you are looking for.
Humans can, will, and do fuck everything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Oct 2017 01:36:59 No.33781143 Report

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>>33780936
Where does it say they are not?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Oct 2017 02:12:05 No.33781457 Report

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>>33780973
>transform into (You)
>male
>lol lemme reproduce with this male xdd

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Oct 2017 02:22:16 No.33781527 Report

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>>33779827
Die in a pit, fucking dyslaxic underage newfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Oct 2017 04:01:28 No.33782166 Report

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>>33780392
Only if it transforms into Lugia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Oct 2017 04:03:40 No.33782179 Report

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>>33781457
retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Oct 2017 04:04:42 No.33782185 Report

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>>33781143
where does it say they are?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Oct 2017 04:33:20 No.33782341 Report

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>>33779832
>Sinnoh Folk Story 3
>Folk Story

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Oct 2017 04:38:23 No.33782362 Report

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>>33782341
>dawncuck

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Anonymous Wed 11 Oct 2017 04:40:01 No.33782368 Report

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>>33782362

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