Guys, I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking.

I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Heliolisk. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful frills. The lizard bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring.

I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Heliolisk pregnant. A N Y T H I N G.

And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would GameFreak create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?!
Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.