I'm so sorry, I meant the Philippines. A tourist called champ is given six Philippina hookers(probably related to cuattro) to drink some weird alcohol and shit on the drug lords of Pokemon Showdown. They've been conquered thrice before, how hard could it be this time?

>Shady brothel
dogars.ml
>Photos of all the mangos you can eat
showderp.booru.org
>Itinerary(I assume you can't just take a bus, it's an archipelago)
https://pastebin.com/fczhgSuT
>latest hapless tourist who can't book a flight to Bangkok and ended up settling for the Philippines
!!CLYfVbOiQSD
>previously invaded countries
>>33812694