>>33847330-Verlis bow to Skarmbliss
-In contact with Masuda
-Possess wall-like abilities
-Control OU with an iron but fair fist
-Own councils & poketubers globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient 6IV blood line
-Will steamroll the first fights in VGC 2020 (Skarmblissgrad will be be the first champion)
-Own 99% of Day Care facilities on Earth
-First designer babymon will in all likelihood be Skarmbliss babymon
-both pokemon said to have 5+ moves, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Sprout Tower & Route 51
-Ancient Unovan scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-They own Pokebanks around the world
-You likely have Skarmblissbots inside your 3DS right now
-The Skarmbliss are in regular communication with the Legendaries Dialga and Palkia, forwarding the word of Arceus to the Shinjoh Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the Sinnoh Champion & the Dragon's Den high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Dragon's Den leader’s first trip to Orre in history literally a few days later to the Skarmbliss bunker in Realgam Tower?
-They learned fluent Kalosian in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the pokemon. There’s no gold in Ft. Driftveil, only Ft. Skarmbliss
-The pokemon are about 17 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.
