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Blaziken Tendies (SHITPOST)

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>be me
>be mummy's 500lb chubby 28-year old big boy politoed
>have a hankering for blaziken tendies
>MUMMY! TUMMY WANTS TENDIES!
>Mother of Arceus Anon, You need to Eat your Berries First!
>eat berries without sperging out
>MUMMY I'M FINISHED, TENDIE TIME!
>mummy puts on my tendie eating bib
>Okay Anon, Give Mummy your Good Pokemon Points!
>gives GPP
>mummy finds out that there is no blaziken tendies
>i am sorry anon, there is no more tendies,
>WHAT??? NO TENDIES? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
>begin throwing a massive temper tantrum
>spaz out and start REEEEing
>mummy finds me my my little rapidash toys and my little rapidash pacifier
>Here Anon, Here is your Rapidash toys
>start using pound on my head
>MOTHER OF ARCEUS ANON! STOP CRYING!
>take off my diaper
>YOU HAVE NO TENDIES, NOW FEEL THE STINKY WRATH OF MY ENDIES!
>eject poo poo from my tushie-wushie
>spray pee pee from my tiny tendie
>NEVER FORGET MY BLAZIKEN TENDIES
>mummy starts crying
>mummy says that she wishes i was never caught
>go down to my basement and watch pokenick jr. and draw sonic the sandslash OCs and post them to deviantart

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