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Why Anons.... WHY?

Anonymous Sat 21 Oct 2017 04:18:42 No.33869478 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>33869496 >>33869563 >>33869575 >>33871251 >>33873438 >>33873446 >>33873452

Why can't pokemon be real...........

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Oct 2017 04:20:07 No.33869491 Report

Quoted By: >>33870211 >>33871408 >>33873430

He actually returned to the anime a few weeks ago. He's a regular character again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Oct 2017 04:21:14 No.33869496 Report

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>>33869478
Not enough reckless genetic testing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Oct 2017 04:22:22 No.33869503 Report

Quoted By: >>33869584 >>33873447

but i mean like why can't pokemon exist in real life? Does it not kill you inside that you will never be able to hold your beloved pkm? My little litwick......

:(

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Oct 2017 04:33:09 No.33869558 Report

Quoted By: >>33869568

You dumb bastard you should stop fishing for (you)s, I'm not going to quote your post.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Oct 2017 04:33:59 No.33869563 Report

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>>33869478
Because we live in hell

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Oct 2017 04:35:02 No.33869568 Report

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>>33869558
You greedy bastard (you)s can save lives

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Oct 2017 04:36:18 No.33869575 Report

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>>33869478
Jigglypuff is crying

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Oct 2017 04:38:13 No.33869584 Report

Quoted By: >>33869641

>>33869503
>holding litwick
It would probably kill you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Oct 2017 04:48:34 No.33869640 Report

Quoted By: >>33869681 >>33869713

I'm glad that we get to play and spoil our pokemon in recent games. Who knows. Maybe some day the AI will be advanced enough...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Oct 2017 04:48:38 No.33869641 Report

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>>33869584
We can only hope.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Oct 2017 04:58:44 No.33869681 Report

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>>33869640
It won't be.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Oct 2017 05:07:40 No.33869713 Report

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>>33869640
Give it 20 years

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Oct 2017 05:39:39 No.33869834 Report

Quoted By: >>33871537 >>33874971

Literally every single Pokemon except for Magikarp with surgically implanted Everstones that would be fatal to remove would be immediately captured by the government for testing and eventually warfare purposes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Oct 2017 07:14:02 No.33870211 Report

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>>33869491
That's pretty cool. I hope Jigglypuff stays a regular character, even though I haven't been keeping up with the anime.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Oct 2017 07:38:45 No.33870328 Report

Quoted By: >>33870456 >>33871537

>People will take advantage of their powers.
>People will kill ones they dislike
>People will unironically fuck them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Oct 2017 08:09:10 No.33870456 Report

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>>33870328
>People will get killed trying to unironically fuck them
Fixed that for you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Oct 2017 12:18:45 No.33871251 Report

Quoted By: >>33871537

>>33869478
Pokephilia is heresy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Oct 2017 12:20:38 No.33871260 Report

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>Giratina will never bite your head clean off

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Oct 2017 13:00:14 No.33871408 Report

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>>33869491
>He

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Oct 2017 13:19:20 No.33871537 Report

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>>33869834
>>33870328
>>33871251
These

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Oct 2017 13:24:20 No.33871574 Report

Quoted By: >>33871590

To keep them safe from people who actually want to fuck one. People like
me. Because once I start I won't stop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Oct 2017 13:27:14 No.33871590 Report

Quoted By: >>33873396

>>33871574
But GF canonically approves of pokelove.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Oct 2017 13:35:29 No.33871633 Report

Quoted By: >>33871669

There is literally nothing wrong with Poképhilia

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Oct 2017 13:46:37 No.33871669 Report

Quoted By: >>33871741

>>33871633
Except for the fact that Pokephilia is inherently evil and amoral. If you like pokephilia, you're nothing but a rabid animal who should be euthanised.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Oct 2017 13:59:28 No.33871741 Report

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>>33871669
*tips /pol/ nazi arm band*

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Oct 2017 17:46:24 No.33873206 Report

Quoted By: >>33873386

>making pokemon fight each other till they're near death isn't immoral but having sex with them is

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Oct 2017 18:01:49 No.33873386 Report

Quoted By: >>33873410

>>33873206
Is the same as having sex with cows you have for dinner.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Oct 2017 18:02:59 No.33873396 Report

Quoted By: >>33873478

>>33871590
gen IV is not canon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Oct 2017 18:04:22 No.33873410 Report

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>>33873386
You're right. It makes no sense for that to be considered immoral either, come to think about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Oct 2017 18:06:04 No.33873430 Report

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>>33869491
What do you mean "he", you degenerate?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Oct 2017 18:07:08 No.33873438 Report

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>>33869478
Our only hope is to Game Freak to go broke, a big studio buy the franchise and produce a fully immersive virtual reality game so we can live in forever

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Oct 2017 18:07:42 No.33873446 Report

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>>33869478
Why can't you grow up and be a functional adult?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Oct 2017 18:07:43 No.33873447 Report

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>>33869503
Knowing us, we'd complain about IRL Pokemon because they hadn't met every single one of our expectations.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Oct 2017 18:08:25 No.33873452 Report

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>>33869478
Jigglypuff is a trans girl. She hides her penis under hats and under her hair. She's very insecure about herself and that's why when she gets offended she draws on people's faces, so they know what it is like to be misgendered

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Oct 2017 18:10:56 No.33873478 Report

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>>33873396
It is ok to be butthurt, anti fur normie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Oct 2017 18:13:09 No.33873496 Report

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>all these normies
You need to be introduced to ɯ(_–_–_)ɯ

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Oct 2017 21:05:46 No.33874971 Report

Quoted By:

>>33869834
how do you catch a ghost

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