What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Pidge? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seels, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Skull-Quaether, and I have over 300 confirmed victories. I am trained in Oranguru warfare and I’m the top Sniper in the entire Unova armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another grunt. I will knock you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this region, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the GTS? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am SOS calling my secret network of Ditto across Unova and your ability is being Traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Magikarp. The Diamond Storm that knocks out the pathetic little thing you call your team. You’re fucking dead, Elekid. I can be any mon, any type, and I can kill you with over seven hundred attacks, and that’s just with my level-up movepool. Not only am I extensively tutored in Close Combat, but I have access to the entire TM pocket of the Unova Marine Tube and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the region, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy Judgment your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking Tung. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the Pryce, you goddamn idiot. I will crit Hyperspace Fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Skiddo.
