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Anonymous Mon 23 Oct 2017 23:05:13 No.33892456 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>33892574 >>33892819 >>33892828 >>33892840 >>33894588 >>33894627

If anyone deserves to be treated like a queen, it's her!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Oct 2017 23:17:17 No.33892574 Report

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>>33892456
Damn. They definitely knew what they were doing with her

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Oct 2017 23:28:56 No.33892703 Report

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>this will never happen to you

why live

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Oct 2017 23:30:00 No.33892709 Report

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Anonymous Mon 23 Oct 2017 23:37:10 No.33892766 Report

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Anonymous Mon 23 Oct 2017 23:39:52 No.33892786 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Oct 2017 23:41:22 No.33892798 Report

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Not gonna lie. I want that lizard cunny on my genitals, and I want it now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Oct 2017 23:43:48 No.33892819 Report

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>>33892456
This board is retarded i swear

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Oct 2017 23:44:48 No.33892828 Report

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>>33892456
I want to comfort and encourage Salandit (male)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Oct 2017 23:45:07 No.33892830 Report

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>>33892819
Pot calling the kettle black, it seems.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Oct 2017 23:46:34 No.33892840 Report

Quoted By: >>33892866

>>33892456
>Tits
>In a reptile

ahahahahahahahahahah stupid op

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Oct 2017 23:49:05 No.33892866 Report

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>>33892840
>in

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2017 00:40:19 No.33893290 Report

Quoted By: >>33895181

why is she so perfect?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2017 01:31:55 No.33893688 Report

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>her

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2017 02:55:24 No.33894296 Report

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>>33892709
>Pokephilia

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2017 03:01:11 No.33894336 Report

Quoted By: >>33894344 >>33894372

>>33894296
There is no love purer than that between a Pokémon and her trainer

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2017 03:02:43 No.33894344 Report

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>>33894336
>her

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2017 03:05:25 No.33894372 Report

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>>33894336
>There is no love purer than that between a Pokémon and her trainer
Trainer x Trainer

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2017 03:13:16 No.33894445 Report

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>>33892709
Why doesn't the trainer just fuck her? I was probably fapping to Pokemon by the time people became trainers

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2017 03:16:12 No.33894469 Report

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>>33894372
Only if you're a human-fucking degenerate

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2017 03:17:42 No.33894478 Report

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>>33894344
>100% female

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2017 03:19:12 No.33894488 Report

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>>33894445
Because he's clearly not comfortable with having a weirdly sexual pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2017 03:19:41 No.33894489 Report

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>>33894372
Don't waste our time with such trash. Only a relationship kindled in the flames of battle can truly persist

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2017 03:21:07 No.33894502 Report

Quoted By: >>33894532 >>33894550

>>33894469
Human > Pokémon.

>>33894488
This! The nerd is /ourguy/.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2017 03:26:05 No.33894532 Report

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>>33894502
That nu-male ain't shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2017 03:26:36 No.33894536 Report

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>>33894488
Pokemon have been sexy since gen 1, what's weird about it? Pokemon gotta fuck and make eggs somehow

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2017 03:28:42 No.33894550 Report

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>>33894502
Humans are boring as fuck

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2017 03:28:59 No.33894551 Report

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>>33894489
Then it get knock out and start blaming you.

>>33894532
He knows it's wrong. He represents /vp/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2017 03:30:00 No.33894562 Report

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>>33894551
Says a lot about this place, then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2017 03:32:24 No.33894579 Report

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>>33894551
Most of /vp/ are furfags my friend

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2017 03:33:14 No.33894588 Report

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>>33892456
>Salazzle didn't get Merciless

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2017 03:33:43 No.33894594 Report

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The bond of love and trust between Pokémon and trainer is unmatched

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2017 03:34:38 No.33894603 Report

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>>33894562
>>33894579
Guess he need to make /vp/ great again.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2017 03:35:34 No.33894612 Report

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>>33894603
The only thing he's making great is her ever diminishing libido. Bet that manlet couldn't please a cat with catnip.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2017 03:37:06 No.33894627 Report

Quoted By: >>33894643 >>33894668 >>33894673 >>33894934 >>33894959

>>33892456
Salazzle deserves to be treated like trash because Salazzle is trash. My bro Salandit never deserved this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2017 03:40:10 No.33894643 Report

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>>33894627
This

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2017 03:40:43 No.33894647 Report

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>>33894612
>A chemical that permanently reduces libido
That's a great idea if you want to counter Salazzle's phenomenon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2017 03:43:58 No.33894668 Report

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>>33894627
>>33894643
>mad barafags annoyed males didn't get a buff ego to give them lizarddick

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2017 03:44:21 No.33894670 Report

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Yeah, yeah, Salazzle is great and all, but how much can she squat?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2017 03:44:44 No.33894673 Report

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>>33894627
Hahahaha gayfag get rekt

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2017 03:45:38 No.33894678 Report

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>>33894668
You're looking too deeply into it. I just didn't really care for the "harem" aspect of Salazzle's design.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2017 03:46:16 No.33894681 Report

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>>33894670
She can squat my whole body

>you will never help your salazzle get swole by offering your body as a weight

Why live

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2017 03:47:23 No.33894689 Report

Quoted By: >>33894707

>>33894681
I don't know. She's pretty frail and probably wouldn't be able to lift much more than around 40 pounds if even that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2017 03:47:45 No.33894691 Report

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>>33894678
>didn't really care for the "harem" aspect
It's shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2017 03:49:55 No.33894707 Report

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>>33894689
We'd train first, work our way up

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2017 03:50:37 No.33894713 Report

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>>33894691
Not calling it shit. I just would've preferred something that moreso involved flames than pheromones/toxins.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2017 03:53:06 No.33894735 Report

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>>33894713
That's called a Charizard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2017 03:55:35 No.33894745 Report

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>>33894735
A lizard, not a dragon.

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Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2017 04:23:01 No.33894934 Report

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>>33894627
>>33894643

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2017 04:27:03 No.33894959 Report

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>>33894627
t. Guy who caught a male Salandit and got to the e4 withoiut knowing how it evolved

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2017 04:52:36 No.33895116 Report

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Nintendo knew what they were doing

She's too sexy not to be waifubait

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2017 05:04:45 No.33895181 Report

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>>33893290
Pheromones

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2017 05:06:26 No.33895185 Report

Quoted By: >>33895241 >>33895259

>>33894713
I wanted a super cool thief lizard. Literally what part of Salazzle is that? I want "I'm gonna steal your shit," not "I'm gonna steal your virginity."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2017 05:18:14 No.33895238 Report

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Obligatory.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2017 05:19:28 No.33895241 Report

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>>33895185
Hit the nail on the head with that one, my man. Glad I'm not alone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2017 05:23:04 No.33895259 Report

Quoted By: >>33895290

>>33895185
>>33895241
Virginity stealer > object stealer

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2017 05:31:52 No.33895290 Report

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>>33895259
Why not both?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Oct 2017 05:45:05 No.33895363 Report

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I want Salazzle to sit on my face and use poison gas on me while keeping me from tying to get away with her powerful pheromones

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