“Hey you Retarded Buttholes,
My name is Attila, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day talking shit on Team Rocket like you don't wish you were a part of it. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever captured a legendary pokemon? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than collecting all of those lame gym badges.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I'm an elite captain of Team Rocket, and I've captured two legendary pokemon. What have you done, other than “jack off to my awesome rattata”? I also make a lot of money, and have a banging hot bod(my biceps just increased a little; Shit was SO cash). You are all losers who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my muscles"