>pokemon switch comes out
>it has so many cutscenes it makes ps4 movies look like games
>it appeals to normies as much as possible, entire game is kanto pandering
>all the pokemon models are just the 3ds models with slightly better textures
>runs at 720p 30fps with dynamic resolution drops to 360p when there's more than 2 pokemon in a battle
>cannot play online or even use the GTS without paying the yearly fee
>transferring from 3ds games requires both a switch online subscription and a bank subscription
>"10/10 another masterpiece switch exclusive, this review was 100% not paid for" -ign
deny it all you want but you know it will happen