Groudonbros. Let's give ourselves a well deserved pat on the back.
"For what?", you may ask.
Oh you silly little volcano lobster. Because of fucking nothing. Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon will be empty games made for the sole purpose of stealing your hard earned parents' money. Now, let us take a look at what's been shown so far.

>Photo Bullshit
Nobody asked for this. Literally no one cares.
>That Surfing Minigame
More shit nobody asked for. It's just there to make the game look pretty and just gives Kyogrefags a shitty excuse to scream, "LOOK IT'S SOMETHING!!!". No it's not. It's a waste of time and cartridge space.
>New Ultra Beasts
A slightly less useless Bastiodon, a clown, and ayy lmao. NEXT.
>Team Rocket
More genwun pandering. Haven't seen this before!! (I have)

So with only a few weeks left, It's safe to say that we've won. There's nothing left, which is why I've decided to make this victory thread.

Now repeat after me

>WOW!