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Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:23:41 No.34035783 View View Reply Original Report

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I've found real life Pheromosa.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:24:14 No.34035794 Report

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>>34035783
Can we fug it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:24:51 No.34035801 Report

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>>34035783
BEAST BOOST

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:25:01 No.34035803 Report

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>>34035783

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:25:16 No.34035806 Report

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>>34035783
>>34035803
I came.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:25:16 No.34035807 Report

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>>34035783
Oh hey, cockroaches are actually kinda cute when they aren't filthy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:26:45 No.34035827 Report

Quoted By: >>34035850 >>34042657

I found real life Buzzwole

just try and imagine it being ripped; you gotta squint a little

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:28:07 No.34035841 Report

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>>34035807
cockroaches clean themselves, dude

almost all animals that root around in junk clean themselves

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:29:00 No.34035850 Report

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>>34035827
Pheromosa was actually in my garden tho.

One of the cats tried to kill it, but I didn't let him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:31:04 No.34035867 Report

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>>34035803
Catch it and hot glue it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:32:43 No.34035878 Report

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>>34035841
well you know what I mean, I mean when their carapace (is it a carapace? whatever I'm calling it a carapace) isn't shit brown.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:33:43 No.34035888 Report

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>>34035803
Let it crawl along your dick OP. Don't forget to take pics

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:34:56 No.34035902 Report

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>>34035878
that's just a natural color tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:35:12 No.34035904 Report

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>>34035878
exoskeleton

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:37:15 No.34035923 Report

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>>34035850
nice job, OP

Also white cockroaches are really just the result of a cockroach that's very recently molted

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:40:45 No.34035960 Report

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>>34035923
to follow up on this, there are some cockroaches out there that really are naturally white, namely ones in the genus Blaberus.

Look at this one! This really is Pheromosa, isn't it? Granted, they're not COMPLETELY solid white, but it's close.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:41:38 No.34035969 Report

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>>34035803

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:42:51 No.34035986 Report

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>>34035960
Wow, this one is really cool.

I've seen a few golden or green roachs in Brazilian rainforests before, but this one is just gorgeous.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:48:09 No.34036036 Report

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Nice camera

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2017 04:57:45 No.34037891 Report

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>>34035986
ikr

finally, someone who appreciates roaches

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2017 05:02:25 No.34037928 Report

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>>34035794
>see thread
>know what's coming
>first post doesn't disappoint

Never change, /vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2017 05:12:02 No.34037988 Report

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>>34035794
Only if you have a very small penor. So yeah you should be fine

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2017 09:44:27 No.34039954 Report

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>>34035783
Nah its just a rare shiny Turk

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2017 09:48:50 No.34039972 Report

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>A thread that is actually about something other than softporn and shitposting
>And it didn't get derailed
>And Anons are actually interested in what the thread is about
What is this feeling I haven't felt for ages?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2017 10:00:06 No.34040042 Report

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>>34035783
That's a gorgous looking insect.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2017 10:16:42 No.34040107 Report

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Scolipede

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2017 10:19:56 No.34040118 Report

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>>34037891
would probably hate roaches if I'd ever had to deal with an infestation of them, haven't even seen one in person. Fuck pantry moths though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2017 10:44:34 No.34040261 Report

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Coo thread OP.
I have found a funny-looking Scyther

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2017 10:46:12 No.34040278 Report

Quoted By: >>34040560 >>34042657

Cool thread OP.
Myself I have found some funny-looking Scythers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2017 11:25:23 No.34040560 Report

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>>34040278
I don't think its Attack stat is that high

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Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2017 11:35:22 No.34040612 Report

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Found a pinsir in my garden

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2017 11:37:15 No.34040619 Report

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>>34040612

Scyther at a restaurant

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2017 11:37:29 No.34040622 Report

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>>34040612
He's cute! Good catch!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2017 11:38:37 No.34040629 Report

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>>34040619

Weird caterpie in the woods

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2017 11:44:36 No.34040671 Report

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>>34040107
Imagine this with the size of Scolipede

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2017 12:03:37 No.34040810 Report

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>>34035783
>take off your shoes
>take off your sock
>slowly walk over to it
>tower over it like a giant god
>wiggle your toes next to it
>Use STOMP
>slowly raise your giant bare foot
>very slowly lower it over the tiny, defenseless insect
>CRUSH IT and enjoy it
>grind it into the concrete
It was super effective.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2017 13:07:32 No.34041203 Report

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>>34040810
Autism

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2017 15:03:08 No.34042053 Report

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bugs are so fucking cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2017 15:07:00 No.34042087 Report

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>>34040612

Why is it so angery?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2017 15:18:45 No.34042215 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2017 15:23:04 No.34042252 Report

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>>34040629
Looks like a Larvesta to me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2017 15:25:06 No.34042271 Report

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>>34042215
>Milotic Gets Banged By Three Dudes

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Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2017 15:30:08 No.34042310 Report

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>>34035783
Satoshi Tajiri smiles upon this thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2017 15:57:26 No.34042548 Report

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>>34040629

Here's some other pokemon I found. Ariados on my hand

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Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2017 15:58:33 No.34042564 Report

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>>34042548

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Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2017 15:59:55 No.34042578 Report

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>>34042564

A venomoth in the woods

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Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2017 16:08:48 No.34042657 Report

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>>34035783
>>34035803
>>34035827
>>34035960
>>34035969
>>34040107
>>34040278
>>34040612
>>34040619
>>34040629
>>34042564
>>34042578

Lurantis !!fFO0IgPFrv8

Lurantis !!fFO0IgPFrv8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 16:12:16 No.34042691 Report

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>>34042657
You missed one. >>34042310

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2017 16:39:20 No.34042935 Report

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Did anyone else spend a good chunk of childhood playing outside with their friends pretending you lived in the pokemon world and calling all the animals and stuff by whatever pokemon was closest? Our own mons and trainer stuff like balls or potions were completely imaginary because we were taught to respect nature, but actual pokemon merch counted too in my group, the rules were you had to have a card or toy of it to show you "caught" one. For the most part we'd battle each other and explore our neighborhood or whatever place we were visiting and act out adventures, and we ran a daycare center out of our backyards kinda like the place Ash got his bulbasaur from in the anime where we took care of everyone's pokemon and whatever wild ones we saw that day - like we'd set out imaginary water and food and play with them, not the actual wild animals obviously, but some of us had cats we often pretended were meowths and persians and my dog was an arcanine and the common birds in the trees were pidgeys and spearows and one time there was a snake in my one friend's garden that was obviously a very scary ekans so we watched from the big window in their living room until it left then we went outside to make sure the little grassy shrub we agreed was a tangela was okay. Good times.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2017 17:25:07 No.34043376 Report

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>>34042935

Dude that sounds cute and innocent as fuck. Closest thing I remember to doing that was when my sister and I pretended to run a Pokemon daycare in our backyard. I barely remember the details, only that I imagined Winona coming to our daycare and being really mean to us and our Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2017 18:14:14 No.34043689 Report

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>>34042935

I remember I used to call double apricots "a weezing". You know when two apricots are fused together on the same stick, like weezing

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2017 18:53:58 No.34044099 Report

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>>34040810
Cringe. Kys.

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Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2017 19:03:00 No.34044240 Report

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>>34035783
Got a Volcarona for you.

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Anonymous Tue 07 Nov 2017 19:04:09 No.34044250 Report

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