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Dex entries

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 16:44:43 No.34071022 View View Reply Original Report

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https://pastebin.com/a72Xmhm5
So what do you think about them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 16:47:38 No.34071083 Report

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>>34071022
>Necrozma: It looks somehow pained as it rages around in search of light, which serves as its energy. It’s apparently from another world.
So its animations were intentional

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 16:48:38 No.34071102 Report

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> Xurkitree: Although it’s alien to this world and a danger here, it’s apparently a common organism in the world where it normally lives.

O RLY?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 16:49:22 No.34071116 Report

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>Beheeyem: With its psychic powers, it rewrites its opponents’ memories. You, too, may have already had your memories rewritten.

spooky

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 16:51:03 No.34071149 Report

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>Floette(Eternal Flower): The flower itâ€™s holding can no longer be found blooming anywhere. Itâ€™s also thought to contain terrifying power.
RELEASE HER

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 16:51:25 No.34071156 Report

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>Alakazam(Mega): It sends out psychic power from the red organ on its forehead to foresee its opponents' every move
>Slowbro(Mega): Tremendous energy strengthened the power of the Shellder on its tail, but it doesn't really affect Slowpoke.
>Gengar(Mega): It tries to take the lives of anyone and everyone. It will even try to curse the Trainer who is its master!
>Kangaskhan(Mega): The explosive energy the child is bathed in causes temporary growth. The mother is beside herself with worry about it.
>Pinsir(Mega): After Mega Evolution, it becomes able to fly. Perhaps because it's so happy, it rarely touches the ground.
>Gyarados(Mega): Mega Evolution places a burden on its body. The stress causes it to become all the more ferocious.
>Aerodactyl(Mega): It will attack anything that moves. Mega Evolution is a burden on its body, so it’s incredibly irritated.

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 16:51:44 No.34071160 Report

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>>34071022
>Banette(Mega):Extraordinary energy amplifies its cursing power to such an extent that it can’t help but curse its own Trainer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 16:51:53 No.34071166 Report

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> Porygon-Z: Its behavior is noticeably unstable, which is apparently due to the incompetence of the engineer who updated its programming.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 16:52:32 No.34071174 Report

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>>34071156
>Being Mega Aerodactyl is literally suffering

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 16:52:33 No.34071176 Report

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>>34071102
They were really lazy with that Xurkitree's, Buzzwole's and Guzzlord's. All being the same.

They probably have proper entries in US, but with some other UB's having the generic one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 16:52:53 No.34071185 Report

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>Marowak: It throws bones at Mandibuzz to knock it down. It's thought that Marowak is trying to avenge its parent.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 16:53:15 No.34071191 Report

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>>34071083
Aha. So being unearthed in SM (the dex entry for Sun mentions it sleeping underground) caused it to be pained because it spent so long without light.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 16:53:17 No.34071193 Report

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Is there no national dex in this game again?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 16:53:34 No.34071196 Report

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>Ampharos(Mega): Excess energy from Mega Evolution stimulates its genes, and the wool it had lost grows in again.
>Scizor(Mega): It stores the excess energy from Mega Evolution, so after a long time passes, its body starts to melt.
>Heracross(Mega): It can grip things with its two horns and lift 500 times its own body weight.
>Houdoom(Mega): Its red claws and the tips of its tail are melting from high internal temperatures that are painful to Houndoom itself.
>Tyranitar(Mega): Due to the colossal power poured into it, this Pokémon’s back split right open. Its destructive instincts are the only thing keeping it moving.
>Sableye(Mega): Bathed in the energy of Mega Evolution, the gemstone on its chest expands, rips through its skin, and falls out.
>Mawile(Mega): It has an extremely vicious disposition. It grips prey in its two sets of jaws and tears them apart with raw power.
>Manectric(Mega): Mega Evolution fills its body with a tremendous amount of electricity, but it’s too much for Manectric to fully control.
>Sharpedo(Mega): The yellow patterns it bears are old scars. The energy from Mega Evolution runs through them, causing it sharp pain and suffering.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 16:53:35 No.34071198 Report

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>>34071156
>After Mega Evolution, it becomes able to fly. Perhaps because it's so happy, it rarely touches the ground.
Pinsir is just a simple bug with simple dreams.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 16:54:11 No.34071208 Report

Quoted By: >>34071398

>Poipole: This Ultra Beast is well enough liked to be chosen as a first partner in its own world.

They have pokemon trainers in that other world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 16:54:45 No.34071222 Report

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>>34071022
>Golisopod: The shell covering its body is as hard as diamond. This Pokémon will do anything it takes to win.
>Golisopod used Emergency Exit!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 16:55:01 No.34071231 Report

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>>34071156
My english is not very good, did this confirm that baby kangaskhan is female?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 16:55:19 No.34071238 Report

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>Banette(Mega):Extraordinary energy amplifies its cursing power to such an extent that it can’t help but curse its own Trainer.
>Absol(Mega): Normally, it dislikes fighting, so it really hates changing to this form for battles.
>Glalie(Mega): When it spews stupendously cold air from its broken mouth, the entire area around it gets whited out.
>Salamence(Mega): The stress of its two proud wings becoming misshapen and stuck together because of strong energy makes it go on a rampage.
>Metagross(Mega): Its intellect surpasses its previous level, resulting in battles so cruel, they’ll make you want to cover your eyes.
>Lopunny(Mega): It swings its ears like whips and strikes its enemies with them. It has an intensely combative disposition.
>Garchomp(Mega): Its arms and wings melted into something like scythes. Mad with rage, it rampages on and on.
>Lucario(Mega): Its aura has expanded due to Mega Evolution. Governed only by its combative instincts, it strikes enemies without mercy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 16:55:20 No.34071242 Report

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Salamence(Mega): The stress of its two proud wings becoming misshapen and stuck together because of strong energy makes it go on a rampage.

Mega Salamence is literally you deforming your Pokemon to make it stronger through rage

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 16:56:00 No.34071253 Report

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>>34071022
New lore for my bois.
>Paras: Whether it's due to a lack of moisture or a lack of nutrients, in Alola the mushrooms on Paras don't grow up quite right.

>Parasect: The bug is mostly dead, with the mushroom on its back having become the main body. If the mushroom comes off, the bug stops moving.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 16:56:02 No.34071254 Report

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>>34071196
Tfw gyarados
Don't wanna hurt my fish buddy no more
:(

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 16:56:26 No.34071258 Report

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>Raichu(Alola): It focuses psychic energy into its tail and rides it like it's surfing. Another name for this Pokémon is “hodad.”

wat

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 16:56:37 No.34071260 Report

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>>34071185
>It throws bones at Mandibuzz

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 16:56:40 No.34071262 Report

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>>34071198
Sun's was better
>The influence of Mega Evolution leaves it in a state of constant excitement. It pierces enemies with its two large horns before shredding them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 16:56:43 No.34071264 Report

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>>34071231
No.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 16:57:12 No.34071270 Report

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>Absol(Mega): Normally, it dislikes fighting, so it really hates changing to this form for battles.
Now I feel bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 16:57:13 No.34071271 Report

Quoted By: >>34071472

Damn, Mega-Evolution sounds pretty fucked (well except for Pinsir).

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 16:59:05 No.34071305 Report

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>>34071258
>hodad
>Definition of hodad. plural -s. :a nonsurfer who frequents surfing beaches and pretends to be a surfer.

He's a faker

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 16:59:13 No.34071308 Report

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>>34071260

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 16:59:27 No.34071312 Report

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>>34071196
Mega evolution sounds like it sucks

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 16:59:36 No.34071315 Report

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>>34071176
Check the gametext from last night. Kartana/Pheromosa/Celesteela have the generic one on that he other version

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 16:59:54 No.34071321 Report

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>>34071242
I find it hilarious that they acknowledge M-Salamence looking like shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:00:42 No.34071333 Report

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Sableye(Mega): Bathed in the energy of Mega Evolution, the gemstone on its chest expands, rips through its skin, and falls out.

MMMMM

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:01:23 No.34071344 Report

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>>34071196
>Houndoom, Tyranitar, Sableye, Scizor, Sharpedo

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:01:27 No.34071346 Report

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>>34071116
Elgyem and Beheeyem frequently show up on "most forgotten pokémon" lists.

That's because they succeeded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:01:37 No.34071349 Report

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>alola is purposefully polluting so muk don't die
wat

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:02:04 No.34071359 Report

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>Weavile: One Weavile will trip a Sandshrew and flip it over, and then another Weavile will deal the finishing blow with its sharp claws.
What good buddies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:02:06 No.34071362 Report

Quoted By: >>34071930

>Necrozma(Dawn Wings): Lunala no longer has a will of its own. Now under the control of Necrozma, it continuously expels all of its energy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:02:19 No.34071368 Report

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>Slowbro: Spacing out is basically all it does. It turns back into Slowpoke if its tail, along with Shellder, breaks off.

Huh, we were right all along. Also Slowpoke is the first pokemon/digimon as it able to evolve and devolve.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:02:35 No.34071373 Report

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>>34071083
What world is it from you think?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:03:15 No.34071382 Report

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>>34071346
They're forgotten because nobody cares about their incredibly uninspired design.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:03:21 No.34071386 Report

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>Dhelmise: It wraps its prey in green seaweed and sucks away their vitality. It only likes to go after big prey like Wailord.
Someone get this hothead out of here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:03:32 No.34071389 Report

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>>34071156
>Gyradaos, Aerodactyl and Kanga suffer physical or emotional pain from Mega evolving
>Pinsir is the happiest bug alive

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:03:43 No.34071392 Report

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>>34071116
>>34071346
it's an alien abduction amnesia joke

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:03:47 No.34071393 Report

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Tyrantrum - Complete restoration is impossible, allowing room for theories that its entire body was once covered in a feather-like coat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:04:09 No.34071398 Report

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>>34071208
so Poipole is a starter in UB world?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:04:10 No.34071399 Report

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>Drampa: If a child it has made friends with is bullied, Drampa will find the bully’s house and burn it to the ground.
Local bully not so tough after house burns down

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:04:43 No.34071410 Report

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>Aerodactyl: Restored from DNA found in amber, this Pokémon exhibited ferocity that was greater than expected. Some casualties resulted.

Rip researchers

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:04:55 No.34071414 Report

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>>34071393
OH SHIT
They actually referenced the "feathered T-rex" thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:05:51 No.34071429 Report

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>Golbat: Every once in a while, you'll see a Golbat that's missing some fangs. This happens when hunger drives it to try biting a Steel-type Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:05:54 No.34071431 Report

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>Hypno: In Alola, Komala is Hypno's main target. It rarely harms people.

Interesting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:06:07 No.34071437 Report

Quoted By: >>34071481

>Omanyte: Omanyte lived in the seas of antiquity. Its fossils have been found bearing bite marks from Archeops, so apparently Archeops preyed on it.
>Carracosta: Its jaws are terrifyingly powerful. It could eat Omastar and Omanyte whole and not be bothered in the slightest by their shells.
What did Omanyte and Omastar do to deserve this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:06:25 No.34071439 Report

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>>34071414
Tyrantrum already has feathers on it, so yeah

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:06:27 No.34071440 Report

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>>34071346
Lets keep it that way

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:06:45 No.34071447 Report

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>>34071431
that makes sense

the thing EATS dreams, so of course its main target is the one Pokemon that's constantly asleep

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:06:51 No.34071449 Report

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Smoochum: When it examines things, before touching them with its hands, it makes lip contact and then diligently licks all the dirt off its lips.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:07:05 No.34071454 Report

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>Dunsparce: It travels by digging through the ground. Diglett and Dunsparce share one another’s tunnels happily.

OTP

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:07:36 No.34071462 Report

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>Persian(Alola): In contrast to its lovely face, it's so brutal that it tortures its weakened prey rather than finishing them off.
I would not describe its face as lovely.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:07:47 No.34071465 Report

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>>34071449
oh no

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:07:51 No.34071468 Report

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>Probopass: Although it can control its units known as Mini-Noses, they sometimes get lost and don’t come back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:08:13 No.34071472 Report

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>>34071271
>>34071312
It’s all a part of GF’s plan to get people to stop using mega evolutions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:08:40 No.34071481 Report

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>>34071437
Tpp meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:08:40 No.34071482 Report

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>>34071156
Aww, Pinsir is happy

>>34071231
No, to be "beside oneself" means to be overcome with worry. It's just an expression and doesn't mean that Kangaskhan is literally beside the child

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:08:51 No.34071485 Report

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>>34071447
No rest for Komala then. Doesn't know shit about the outside world due to being in a comatose sleep and constantly assaulted by a pedophile.

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:09:26 No.34071493 Report

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>>34071262
aawww how cu - cruel

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:09:27 No.34071494 Report

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>>34071022
>Volcarona: As it flies, it scatters its flaming scales. It was feared by ancient people, who referred to it as “the rage of the sun”
its previous dex entries painted it a saviour during winter and at one point a replacement for the sun when ash blotted it out

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:09:42 No.34071502 Report

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>Kabuto: This Pokémon thrived 300 million years ago. It’s said that living specimens can still be seen in a certain region; a rare sight.
When the fuck was Kabuto in the wild?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:09:43 No.34071503 Report

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>>34071238
>Metagross(Mega): Its intellect surpasses its previous level, resulting in battles so cruel, they’ll make you want to cover your eyes.
>tfw too intelligent to be merciful

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:10:02 No.34071511 Report

Quoted By: >>34072406

>Cubone: At night, it weeps loudly for its dead mother, but those cries only attract its natural enemy; Mandibuzz.

goddammit not again

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:10:19 No.34071515 Report

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Oh snap
>Omastar: Its heavy shell is thought to be the reason this ancient Pokémon died out. It’s apparently a distant ancestor of Octillery.

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:10:22 No.34071519 Report

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> Milotic: While Milotic is said to be the most beautiful Pokémon, Trainers who like Feebas and have raised it are seemingly disappointed by Milotic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:10:53 No.34071529 Report

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>>34071398
>Poipole is the waifufag's choice in UB world

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:11:05 No.34071532 Report

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>>34071502
new region confurmed

also it's probably just talking about how horseshoe crabs are getting rarer these days

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:11:22 No.34071543 Report

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>>34071519
based feebas

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:11:26 No.34071546 Report

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>>34071503
>am i evil
>worse ur smart

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:11:55 No.34071558 Report

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>>34071022
>Talonflame: Its tough wings don’t allow fire to pass through them. A long time ago, firefighters’ outfits were made from Talonflame wings.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:12:03 No.34071560 Report

Quoted By: >>34071606 >>34072001

>Milotic: While Milotic is said to be the most beautiful Pokémon, Trainers who like Feebas and have raised it are seemingly disappointed by Milotic.

What did they mean by this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:12:22 No.34071567 Report

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>>34071502
This has been mentioned in older games, but you've never been able to encounter them

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:13:16 No.34071586 Report

Quoted By: >>34071636

>Golisopod: The shell covering its body is as hard as diamond. This Pokémon will do anything it takes to win.
except it run like a bitch when it drops below 50%
>Wimpod: It will pick up anything it finds on the ground. Sometimes it finds coins, so Murkrow and Meowth will go after it.
just give the line pickup, anythings better than emergency exit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:13:20 No.34071587 Report

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>>34071519
that's because the amount of effort it usually takes to evolve a Feebas (without trading) doesn't make up for the relatively weak evolution

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:13:21 No.34071589 Report

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>Seaking: Its horn spins like a drill to steadily hollow out rocks; even harder ones. The coloration of the male is more vivid.
>finfags not even acknowledged

lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:13:32 No.34071593 Report

Quoted By: >>34071642

>Pinsir: It gets into territorial disputes with Vikavolt. For some reason, it apparently gets along well with Heracross in Alola.

>Pinsir in Alola hates the other type of stag beetle so much that they're friends with Heracross
nice

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:13:35 No.34071594 Report

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>>34071532
>Be me
>Entire species survives for literally billions of years
>Aren't the apex pred, but have cool blue blood
>Weird ass monkey things see we have cool blue blood
>Now species is getting killed despite surviving 5 extinctions
>Feels bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:13:59 No.34071599 Report

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>Hawlucha's entry
BOTCHAMANIA

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:14:20 No.34071606 Report

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>>34071560
Hipsters

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:14:22 No.34071607 Report

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>>34071519
>expect something cool like gyarados
>get a mono-water mediocre mon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:14:28 No.34071609 Report

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>>34071222
strategically retreating is also a way to secure a future win

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:14:34 No.34071610 Report

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>>34071594
yes, the sad truth

at least the blue blood is cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:14:40 No.34071612 Report

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>>34071399
drampa does not fuck around

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:15:13 No.34071620 Report

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Malamar: When it comes to strong hypnosis, there’s an endless number of people who utilize Malamar for their nefarious deeds.

Interesting...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:15:17 No.34071621 Report

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>>34071494
It's written by different people with different perspective, yada yada.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:15:38 No.34071629 Report

Quoted By: >>34073887

>Basculin(Red Stripe): Savage, violent Pokémon, red and blue Basculin are always fighting each other over territory.
>Basculin(Blue Stripe): Even Basculin, which devours everything it can with its huge jaws, is nothing more than food to organisms stronger than itself.
BLUEFAGS BTFO

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:15:39 No.34071630 Report

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>>34071609
>Retreats the moment it goes below 50% no matter what the situation is
>"Strategic"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:15:55 No.34071633 Report

Quoted By: >>34071682

>Omastar: Its heavy shell is thought to be the reason this ancient Pokémon died out. It’s apparently a distant ancestor of Octillery.

We have legit pokemon evolution beyond Mew now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:16:04 No.34071636 Report

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>>34071586
wimpod actually sounds like that kind of animal you can fuck around with because of it's reflexes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:16:24 No.34071642 Report

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>>34071593
>Heracross: It’s proud of its thick horn. In Alola, its biggest rival is Vikavolt, which it’s always fighting with.

damn this new stag beetle actually forced Pinsir and Heracross to team up against it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:16:46 No.34071651 Report

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>Lillipup: This Pokémon has excellent judgment. If it decides it can’t defeat an opponent, it immediately turns tail and vamooses.
smart pupper

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:17:29 No.34071661 Report

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>Zoroark: It doesn’t just transform itself, it also has the power to make hundreds of people see its illusions.

Zoroark is literally Infinite

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:17:31 No.34071662 Report

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>>34071494
IS THIS....?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:17:33 No.34071663 Report

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Makuhita: It practices its slaps by repeatedly slapping tree trunks. It has been known to slap an Exeggutor and get flung away.
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:17:39 No.34071665 Report

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>>34071393
Primal Reversion fossils when?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:17:44 No.34071667 Report

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Bagon: Whenever it sees bird Pokémon flying through the sky, it becomes envious and smashes its surroundings to bits with headbutts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:17:47 No.34071668 Report

Quoted By: >>34071690

>>34071270
Almost every other mega is in crippling pain or an uncontrollable murder frenzy. Absol treats mega evolution like a particularly bad day at work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:18:35 No.34071682 Report

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>>34071633
>We have legit pokemon evolution
uuuhhhhhhhhhh

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:18:39 No.34071685 Report

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>Mimikyu(Busted): It stands in front of a mirror, trying to fix its broken neck as if its life depended on it. It has a hard time getting it right, so it’s crying inside.

holy fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:18:49 No.34071690 Report

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>>34071668
Except Ampharos. It just gets it hair back.

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:18:55 No.34071693 Report

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Fuck, I really love this lore stuff. The mega entries are the best thing ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:18:57 No.34071694 Report

Quoted By: >>34071790

>Froslass: It freezes hikers who have come to climb snowy mountains and carries them back to its home. It only goes after men it thinks are handsome.
>/vp/ will never be sought after by froslass

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:19:05 No.34071696 Report

Quoted By: >>34074891

>Drampa: If a child it has made friends with is bullied, Drampa will find the bully’s house and burn it to the ground.
holy shit old man

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:19:19 No.34071702 Report

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Zeraora: It electrifies its claws and tears its opponents apart with them. Even if they dodge its attack, they’ll be electrocuted by the flying sparks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:19:51 No.34071717 Report

Quoted By: >>34072335 >>34072406

>Mandibuzz: It skillfully arranges the bones of its prey to construct its nest. Most of the bones are Cubone

No wonder Marowak is pissed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:19:52 No.34071719 Report

Quoted By:

>>34071662
meant for>>34071399

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:19:57 No.34071721 Report

Quoted By: >>34071891

>Roggenrola: The hexagonal hole is its ear. Deep in that ear is an energy core, so if you stick your hand in there, Roggenrola will be very angry!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:20:07 No.34071726 Report

Quoted By: >>34071798

>Charjabug: It buries itself in fallen leaves and barely moves, munching away on humus. If you accidentally step on one, you’ll get a shock!
charjabug the landmine pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:20:15 No.34071733 Report

Quoted By: >>34071816

>Bewear: It waves its hands wildly in intimidation and warning. Life is over for anyone who doesn’t run away as fast as possible.

at least it doesn't describe the spine crushing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:20:50 No.34071745 Report

Quoted By: >>34071783

>>34071156
>>34071196
>>34071238
Gyarados
>burden on its body
Aerodactyl
>burden on its body

Gengar
>curse its own Trainer
Banette
>curse its own Trainer

Scizor
>its body starts to melt
Houndoom
>red claws and the tips of its tail are melting
Garchomp
>arms and wings melted

Lopunny(Mega): It swings its ears like whips and strikes its enemies with them. It has an intensely combative disposition.
>Garchomp(Mega): Its arms and wings melted into something like scythes. Mad with rage, it rampages on and on.

Lopunny
>combative disposition
Lucario
>combative instincts

Geez. How fucking redundant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:22:23 No.34071783 Report

Quoted By: >>34071871

>>34071745
Ampharos's mentions due to mega evolution, it's not bald anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:22:38 No.34071790 Report

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>>34071694
>It only goes after men it thinks are handsome
GF really does know their audience.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:22:40 No.34071791 Report

Quoted By: >>34071958

>>34071022
So there's only one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:22:40 No.34071792 Report

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>Salamence: Overjoyed at finally being able to fly, it flies all over the place and usually doesn’t land until it’s completely exhausted and needs to sleep.
Is this why its 3D model is always floating in mid-air?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:22:47 No.34071795 Report

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>Wigglytuff: Thanks to its bouncy body and fine fur, this Pokémon is sought after. Holding one in your arms while you sleep feels great.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:22:53 No.34071797 Report

Quoted By: >>34071843

so which megas didn't get entries? steelix? medicham?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:22:58 No.34071798 Report

Quoted By: >>34071904

>>34071726
>munching away on humus
I thought it read "humans" at first

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:23:04 No.34071802 Report

Quoted By: >>34071879 >>34073197

>Whimsicott: This nuisance sneaks into people’s homes, where it hides important things and scatters cotton all over the place.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:23:30 No.34071816 Report

Quoted By: >>34071920

>>34071733
>Life is over

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:23:45 No.34071821 Report

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>>34071022
>Goodra: It’s very friendly toward people. If you grow close to it, Goodra will hug you with its sticky, slime-covered body. Don’t get mad.
OwO

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:23:55 No.34071824 Report

Quoted By: >>34071837

>Sudowoodo: It’s so popular with the elderly that there’s a magazine devoted to this Pokémon. Fans obsess over the particular length and angle of its arms.

What?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:24:15 No.34071834 Report

Quoted By: >>34071863 >>34072650

>>34071022
>https://pastebin.com/a72Xmhm5
Love this

Salandit: The males will do whatever the females tell them. They give the females most of their food. Due to malnutrition, the males can’t evolve.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:24:19 No.34071837 Report

Quoted By:

>>34071824
Bonsai trees I guess

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:24:31 No.34071840 Report

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>Grimer: It was born from sludge on the ocean floor. In a sterile environment, the germs within its body can't multiply, and it dies.
>Grimer(Alola): There are a hundred or so of them living in Alola's waste-disposal site. They're all hard workers who eat a lot of trash.
>Muk: Their food sources have decreased, and their numbers have declined sharply. Sludge ponds are being built to prevent their extinction.
>Muk(Alola): There are over a hundred kinds of poison inside its body. Chemical reactions between different poisons are the source of its vitality.
Regular Muk is so fucked that humans are intentionally creating polluted pools to keep them from dying off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:24:35 No.34071843 Report

Quoted By:

>>34071797
any mon that's not in the dex won't get a corresponding entry for the mega

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:24:40 No.34071845 Report

Quoted By:

>>34071519
Can't help but feel this is taking the piss out of Dragonairfags.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:24:43 No.34071847 Report

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>Cosmog: Even though its helpless, gaseous body can be blown away by the slightest breeze, it doesn’t seem to care.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:24:57 No.34071851 Report

Quoted By: >>34071887 >>34072484

>Flygon: By flapping their wings, Flygon cause sandstorms that conceal Krookodile. The team then splits the prey they catch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:25:07 No.34071855 Report

Quoted By: >>34071908 >>34071954

>Krookodile: When it spots prey, even at a distance of over 30 miles, it swims through the desert as if it were water, then jumps out and chomps them.
Don't you hate it when you're stuck in the desert and a crocodile swims over to you and bites you in half.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:25:31 No.34071862 Report

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>no Greninja and Ash-Greninja
Why.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:25:37 No.34071863 Report

Quoted By:

>>34071834
fucking roasties

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:25:53 No.34071871 Report

Quoted By:

>>34071783
Yeah, I didn't mention the interesting ones.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:26:03 No.34071878 Report

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>Delibird: It shares its food with people who are stranded. Because Delibird is omnivorous, sometimes it gives those people bug Pokémon.
delibird please do not feed me a caterpie

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:26:03 No.34071879 Report

Quoted By:

>>34071802
that little nuisance sure is a true prankster

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:26:26 No.34071884 Report

Quoted By:

>Wishiwashi(School): Wishiwashi assemble in this formation to face off against strong foes. It boasts a strength that earned it the name “demon of the sea.”
I can't believe we've reached the point where a Pokemon game uses the word "demon"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:26:28 No.34071887 Report

Quoted By: >>34071942 >>34071999

>>34071851
Am I reading this right? Do Flygon and Krookodile in the wild work together to catch prey?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:26:39 No.34071889 Report

Quoted By: >>34072086 >>34072613

>Braviary: The more scars it has on its front, the more heroic it’s considered to be. Those with many scars on their back are mocked by the flock.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:26:39 No.34071890 Report

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>Lickilicky: A contest is under way to determine which one can stick its tongue out the farthest. The current record is...more than 82 feet.
what the FUCK

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:26:40 No.34071891 Report

Quoted By:

>>34071721
>stick your hand into someones body without their permission
>they become very angry

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:27:08 No.34071899 Report

Quoted By: >>34071923

Kabuto: This Pokémon thrived 300 million years ago. It’s said that living specimens can still be seen in a certain region; a rare sight.

What?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:27:35 No.34071904 Report

Quoted By:

>>34071798
That's more interesting than me. I read it as hummus at first

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:27:41 No.34071908 Report

Quoted By: >>34071939

>>34071855
Better the sand crocodile than the sand shark, I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:27:54 No.34071913 Report

Quoted By: >>34071947

>Mega Gardevoir: When the chest spike from Gardevoir splits through Mega Evoution, it tears its heart in half.
WHAT THE FUCK

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:28:16 No.34071920 Report

Quoted By:

>>34071816

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:28:25 No.34071923 Report

Quoted By:

>>34071899
probably a reference to horseshoe crabs that still exist

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:28:25 No.34071924 Report

Quoted By: >>34072125 >>34072139 >>34072146 >>34072155

>Slowking: It’s constantly coming up with new ideas that would change the world, but as soon as it hits upon a new idea, it forgets it.

The creative department of GF, I see.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:28:41 No.34071930 Report

Quoted By:

>>34071083
I feel bad for it now.

>>34071362
Literally mindrape.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:28:48 No.34071935 Report

Quoted By:

>>34071022
>Eevee: The question of why only Eevee has such unstable genes has still not been solved.

Foreshadowing. Next gen will have the Physical version of Eevee.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:28:56 No.34071939 Report

Quoted By:

>>34071908
>Sand shark, Sand crocodile, and Sand Hippopotamus
Deserts are scary

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:29:07 No.34071942 Report

Quoted By: >>34071981 >>34071984 >>34072021 >>34072182 >>34072242

>>34071887
no

teams of Flygon hunt Krookodiles that are hiding in the sand

flying desert dragons hunt sand crocodiles in this world

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:29:24 No.34071947 Report

Quoted By:

>>34071913
Maybe it's saying it has two hearts now. Still horrifying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:29:32 No.34071949 Report

Quoted By: >>34072782

>Seel: It has always been supposed that Seel live only in cold seas. Their having shown up in Alola is a mystery.
you fucks give me Alola Seel

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:29:55 No.34071954 Report

Quoted By:

>>34071855
Flat Pokemon Earth confirmed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:30:02 No.34071958 Report

Quoted By:

>>34071791
Working on the other one as we speak.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:30:47 No.34071976 Report

Quoted By: >>34072293

>Primeape: It will never forgive opponents who have angered it. Even after it has beaten them down until they can't move, it never ever forgives.
wew

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:30:48 No.34071977 Report

Quoted By:

>>34071519
Gamefreak knows how stupid powercreep has become

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:30:52 No.34071981 Report

Quoted By:

>>34071942
It says "conceal", not "reveal". Why would it conceal Krookodile if it's trying to kill them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:30:55 No.34071984 Report

Quoted By: >>34072061

>>34071942
Garchomp: It flies at the speed of sound while searching for prey, and it has midair battles with Salamence as the two compete for food.

Pseudos are rivals i guess

Also
Salamence: Overjoyed at finally being able to fly, it flies all over the place and usually doesn’t land until it’s completely exhausted and needs to sleep.

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:31:00 No.34071988 Report

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>Emolga: They store up electricity to fly through the air. When thunder cracks at night, sometimes there are almost enough of them to blot out the sky.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:31:03 No.34071989 Report

Quoted By:

>Hoothoot: Every day, it tilts its head in the same rhythm. A long time ago, people raised these Pokémon to serve as clocks.
>Talonflame: Its tough wings don’t allow fire to pass through them. A long time ago, firefighters’ outfits were made from Talonflame wings.
Neat

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:31:18 No.34071994 Report

Quoted By: >>34072034 >>34072104

>Lycanroc(Midday): The sharp rocks in its mane can cut like knives. Lycanroc wears its prey down by degrees before finishing them off.
>Lycanroc(Midnight): It has no problem ignoring orders it doesn’t like. It doesn’t seem to mind getting hurt at all - as long as it can finish off its opponent.
>Lycanroc(Dusk): Bathed in the setting sun of evening, Lycanroc has undergone a special kind of evolution. An intense fighting spirit underlies its calmness.

Day sure is edgy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:31:37 No.34071999 Report

Quoted By:

>>34071887
Yep.
On the other hand, a Sandile will eat a Trapinch if it gets the chance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:31:39 No.34072001 Report

Quoted By:

>>34071560
Would you train a Feebas if you didn't know it will evolve into Milotic? Who would train a Pokemon that doesn't find it appealing? It's evolution is super contrary so that dex is actually provide nice info there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:31:55 No.34072006 Report

Quoted By: >>34073428

>Magby: When flames drip from its nose, that means it has a cold. Have it lie down for a nice rest in some magma.

Ah, yes. Magma, I should have some of that just lying around the house.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:32:02 No.34072007 Report

Quoted By:

>Arbok: The latest research has determined that there are over 20 possible arrangements of the patterns on its stomach.
>don't give it any patterns

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:32:42 No.34072016 Report

Quoted By:

>Butterfree: Its wings are covered in toxic scales. If it finds bird Pokémon going after Caterpie, Butterfree sprinkles its scales on them to drive them off.

Literally Mothra

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:33:10 No.34072021 Report

Quoted By: >>34072098

>>34071942
Flygon: By flapping their wings, Flygon cause sandstorms that conceal Krookodile. The team then splits the prey they catch.

they hide krookodile and hunt together

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:33:42 No.34072034 Report

Quoted By: >>34072165

>>34071994
It always was
Midnight was more of a looney tunes character

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:33:55 No.34072040 Report

Quoted By: >>34072072 >>34072135

>Pelipper: It places small Pokémon into its spacious beak and carries them around. No one knows where it’s taking them.

Uh, that's concerning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:34:45 No.34072055 Report

Quoted By: >>34072095

>Sylveon: Once a fight breaks out, it will unflinchingly charge at dragon Pokémon that are many times larger than itself.
Hide your Hydreigon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:34:54 No.34072061 Report

Quoted By:

>>34071984
>My two favorite Dragons are apparently rivals
This makes me wet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:35:14 No.34072072 Report

Quoted By:

>>34072040
Ever played Super Mystery Dungeon?

Game Text and Story

Game Text and Story Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:35:52 No.34072086 Report

Quoted By:

>>34071889
:(

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:35:59 No.34072089 Report

Quoted By:

Carbink:
>Some say that deep beneath the surface of the world, a pack of Carbink live with their queen in a kingdom of jewels.
Gee, that sure sounds familiar...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:36:16 No.34072095 Report

Quoted By:

>>34072055
>Hydreigon learns Throat Chop now
KNOW YOUR PLACE, BITCH

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:36:21 No.34072098 Report

Quoted By: >>34072157 >>34072182

>>34072021
Flygon about team work

Then vibrava drowns its prey in sand

Vibrava: It vibrates its wings to generate ultrasonic waves, causing its prey to faint. Then it buries the prey alive in the sand to preserve it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:36:27 No.34072104 Report

Quoted By: >>34072165

>>34071994
it's a wolf, what do you expect?
wolves slowly get their prey down

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:36:33 No.34072108 Report

Quoted By: >>34072197

>Pawniard: After shredding its prey, it sharpens its blades on a stone by the river. Each Pawniard has its own favorite sharpening stone.
aww they're autistic like me.

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>>34071924

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:37:30 No.34072135 Report

Quoted By: >>34072299

>>34072040
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jj-ba_qFPTY

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:37:40 No.34072139 Report

Quoted By:

>>34071924
HAHAHAHA.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:37:57 No.34072146 Report

Quoted By:

>>34071924
Fucking kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:38:25 No.34072155 Report

Quoted By:

>>34071924
haha I don't really know

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:38:28 No.34072157 Report

Quoted By:

>>34072098
By flapping their wings, Flygon cause sandstorms that hide Krookodile. The team (referring to krookoile and flygon) then splits the prey they catch. Is english you second language?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:38:58 No.34072165 Report

Quoted By: >>34072232 >>34072251

>>34072034
>>34072104
Just find it amusing since many act like night is edge incarnate

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:39:40 No.34072182 Report

Quoted By:

>>34072098
>>34071942
kek
flygons fags are fucking desperate for literally anything

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:40:36 No.34072196 Report

Quoted By:

>Salandit: The males will do whatever the females tell them. They give the females most of their food. Due to malnutrition, the males can’t evolve.
>Salazzle: Salazzle lives deep in caves and forces the Salandit it has attracted with its pheromones to serve it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:40:36 No.34072197 Report

Quoted By:

>>34072108
Sounds like the regular MH player to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:41:11 No.34072206 Report

Quoted By:

>>34071156
pinsir is the bug version of salamace, happy for that old timer

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:41:23 No.34072213 Report

Quoted By: >>34072249

>Pancham: It follows Pangoro around like a henchman. When Pancham makes a big mistake, its leaf gets taken away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:42:30 No.34072232 Report

Quoted By:

>>34072165
Well most think it's about looks(but it can play a keen part)
Its generally a personality trait

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:42:52 No.34072242 Report

Quoted By:

>>34071942
What is reading comprehension

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:43:12 No.34072249 Report

Quoted By:

>>34072213
Awww.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:43:21 No.34072251 Report

Quoted By:

>>34072165
it is
goddamn if could do any paint or photoshop shit i'd make you a fitting "Boulderblood the Midnight-Lycanroc"

>dislikes: rules
>likes: killing his enemies
>he's so cool, he does not care about wounds and his eyes glow red

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:43:49 No.34072263 Report

Quoted By:

>>34071305
>Vulpix is called Keokeo
>Raichu is just a poser twat

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:44:13 No.34072267 Report

Quoted By:

>hydreigon line still isn't in the dex

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:44:41 No.34072280 Report

Quoted By:

>Froslass: It freezes hikers who have come to climb snowy mountains and carries them back to its home. It only goes after men it thinks are handsome.

So that's where all the alpha men went. Good thing, I'm ugly.

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:45:15 No.34072285 Report

Quoted By: >>34072481 >>34072639

>Minior(Meteor): It lives in the ozone layer, where it becomes food for stronger Pokémon. When it tries to run away, it falls to the ground.

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Game Text and Story Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:45:44 No.34072293 Report

Quoted By: >>34072321

>>34071976
>we don't forgive
>we don't forget
>expect us

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:46:12 No.34072299 Report

Quoted By:

>>34072135
Pelicans are the snakes of birds

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:46:24 No.34072303 Report

Quoted By:

>Jellicent: Jellicent is always hanging around fancy cruise ships and tankers, hoping to drag away its prey.
uh

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:46:40 No.34072308 Report

Quoted By:

>Scraggy: They move in small groups, walking around lazily. Anyone who makes eye contact gets smacked with a headbutt.

>Scrafty: This Pokémon may be rude, but it takes very good care of its family, its friends, and its turf.

Hmm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:47:12 No.34072321 Report

Quoted By: >>34072380

>>34072293
Could Primeape be the hacker known as 4chan?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:47:56 No.34072335 Report

Quoted By:

>>34071717
>tfw your child dies and the killer's baby shits in their skull
fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:48:31 No.34072345 Report

Quoted By:

>>34071431
since that mon is always sleep that means its entire existence is to be dream raped by hypno..

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:48:37 No.34072346 Report

Quoted By: >>34072934

>Hypno: In Alola, Komala is Hypno's main target. It rarely harms people.
I wonder who wrote that entry

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:49:26 No.34072363 Report

Quoted By:

>>34071156
>Everyone is literally suffering and/or in pain
>Except Pinsir who's happy af

jej

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:49:59 No.34072372 Report

Quoted By:

>if a child it has befriended is bullied, Drampa will find the bully's house and burn it to the ground

Holy shit hahahahahahahahahaha

Also most of the mega entries are really, really depressing

It's almost like they want us to not want to mega evolve our pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:50:19 No.34072378 Report

Quoted By:

Larvitar: Born underground, it eats its way through dirt to the surface, where its parents are. It doesn’t deal well with the bright light it finds there.
Pupitar: This troublesome Pokémon can’t wait to evolve, so it relieves its stress by wildly propelling itself around using compressed gas.
Tyranitar: It wanders through the mountains seeking opponents to fight. If it finds an opponent that’s not worthy, Tyranitar ignores it and wanders on.

Pupitar is brap the pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:50:26 No.34072380 Report

Quoted By:

>>34072321
they're certainly as angry

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:50:43 No.34072390 Report

Quoted By:

>>34071156
>Tremendous energy strengthened the power of the Shellder on its tail, but it doesn't really affect Slowpoke.
So does this mean Mega Evolution can actually be used on NFEs? Are you excited for Mega Pikachu?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:51:14 No.34072403 Report

Quoted By: >>34072425 >>34072426

Can someone be a bro post M-Sceptile?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:51:19 No.34072406 Report

Quoted By: >>34072458 >>34072462 >>34072647

>>34071185
>>34071511
>>34071717
>In one dex entry, Marowak is dead and Cubone is crying
>In one dex entry, Cubone is dead and Marowak is mad
Looks like a contradiction to me. Can Oak's "professionals" explain this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:51:39 No.34072416 Report

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>Palossand: Each of its grains of sand has its own will. Palossand eats small Pokémon and siphons away their vital essence while they’re still alive.
Well fuck that, I'm not going near any beach noq

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:52:02 No.34072425 Report

Quoted By: >>34072510 >>34072605

>>34072403
it has no entry, no Island Scan mon does

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:52:09 No.34072426 Report

Quoted By: >>34072605

>>34072403
Not in the regional dex so no entry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:53:09 No.34072458 Report

Quoted By:

>>34072406
simple, the cubone evolved into Marowak and decided to go all 'dark knight'

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:53:13 No.34072460 Report

Quoted By:

>Aerodactyl: Restored from DNA found in amber, this Pokémon exhibited ferocity that was greater than expected. Some casualties resulted.

WELCOME TO JURASSIC PARK

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:53:19 No.34072462 Report

Quoted By:

>>34072406
It's a curse, either the child lives or the parent lives. Either way, the Poke-God needs someone to die.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:54:05 No.34072480 Report

Quoted By:

>>34071440
exactly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:54:06 No.34072481 Report

Quoted By: >>34072491 >>34072639

>>34072285
What Pokemon are in the ozone layer aside from Fug?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:54:11 No.34072484 Report

Quoted By:

>>34071663
>>34071851
So many great entries. I love how connected they're been making different pokemon feel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:54:12 No.34072485 Report

Quoted By: >>34072515 >>34072523 >>34074047

>Oranguru: It normally spends its time meditating in the treetops. It throws Poké Balls and gives other Pokémon orders as it pleases.
Wait what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:54:33 No.34072491 Report

Quoted By: >>34072525 >>34072639

>>34072481
Fug needs a lot of food.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:54:43 No.34072499 Report

Quoted By:

So there's no National Dex AGAIN?
What the fuck is this bullshit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:55:07 No.34072507 Report

Quoted By:

>Politoed: Although its cries sound like screams, a composer created a beautiful ballad that was influenced by the sounds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWOvUxxo59o

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:55:18 No.34072510 Report

Quoted By:

>>34072425
Do we know the Island Scan Pokemon yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:55:29 No.34072515 Report

Quoted By: >>34072538

>>34072485
Planet of the Oranguru when?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:55:46 No.34072520 Report

Quoted By: >>34072608

Braviary: The more scars it has on its front, the more heroic it’s considered to be. Those with many scars on their back are mocked by the flock.

o7

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:55:54 No.34072523 Report

Quoted By: >>34074047

>>34072485
Oranguru can become Pokemon Trainers confirmed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:55:57 No.34072525 Report

Quoted By: >>34072639

>>34072491
Fug is an air whale confirmed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:56:34 No.34072538 Report

Quoted By:

>>34072515

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 17:58:54 No.34072586 Report

Quoted By: >>34072619

>Araquanid: It usually passes its time in the water. When its belly is full, it stores its subdued prey in the water bubble on its head.

Oh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:00:01 No.34072605 Report

Quoted By:

>>34072426
>>34072425
Crap. Thanks anyways

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:00:12 No.34072608 Report

Quoted By: >>34072766 >>34072807 >>34072854

>>34072520
>braviary is a philippine eagle not a bald eagle
Get it through your cheeto encrusted lard filled heads ameritards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:00:15 No.34072611 Report

Quoted By: >>34072644 >>34072652 >>34072700

>Tauros: They live in groups. The one with the longest, thickest, and most-scarred cock is the boss of the herd.

wow gamefreak

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:00:19 No.34072613 Report

Quoted By:

>>34071889

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:00:29 No.34072619 Report

Quoted By:

>>34072586
>this will never happen to me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:01:35 No.34072639 Report

Quoted By:

>>34072285
>>34072481
>>34072491
>>34072525
>Fug eats Minior's thinking it's the Meteor's it needs to eat to Mega Evolve

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:01:55 No.34072644 Report

Quoted By:

>>34072611

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:01:59 No.34072647 Report

Quoted By:

>>34072406
There's more than one Cubone and Marowak. Some Cubones have dead parents, and some Marowaks have dead kids.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:02:11 No.34072650 Report

Quoted By:

>>34071834
This is a really good one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:02:19 No.34072652 Report

Quoted By: >>34072669 >>34072671

>>34072611
Are you fucking serious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:02:57 No.34072669 Report

Quoted By:

>>34072652
You think somebody would tell lies on the internet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:02:59 No.34072671 Report

Quoted By:

>>34072652
What do you think?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:03:56 No.34072691 Report

Quoted By: >>34072837

>Mawile: A cunning and terrifying Pokémon, its cuteness makes opponents let down their guard; and then it swallows them whole with its huge jaws.
Hornfags btfo.
Vorefags win.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:04:19 No.34072700 Report

Quoted By:

>>34072611
You little shit. I really thought GF went there for a moment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:07:07 No.34072756 Report

Quoted By: >>34072771

>Salandit: The males will do whatever the females tell them. They give the females most of their food. Due to malnutrition, the males can’t evolve.

Well we got our reason finally for that missing evo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:07:20 No.34072759 Report

Quoted By: >>34072786

>Starmie: Its sparkling core is called “the gem of the sea” This core can be made into high-priced accessories that are traded in secret.
STARMIE NO

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:07:40 No.34072766 Report

Quoted By:

>>34072608
why are you so angry about this anon, he didn't even mention America.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:07:58 No.34072769 Report

Quoted By:

>Drampa: If a child it has made friends with is bullied, Drampa will find the bully’s house and burn it to the ground.
>Mimikyu(Busted): It stands in front of a mirror, trying to fix its broken neck as if its life depended on it. It has a hard time getting it right, so it’s crying inside.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:07:59 No.34072771 Report

Quoted By:

>>34072756
>ywn feed a salandit into a big boy girly salazzle
worst timeline

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:08:30 No.34072782 Report

Quoted By: >>34073237

>>34071949
They occasionally visit Alola because they want to fuck Primarina.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:08:40 No.34072786 Report

Quoted By: >>34073408

>>34072759
>starmie in the dex
Good, I want to use one

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:08:51 No.34072788 Report

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>Phantump: By imitating the voice of a child, it causes people to get hopelessly lost deep in the forest. It’s trying to make friends with them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:09:27 No.34072807 Report

Quoted By:

>>34072608
Goddammit Filipinofag is back

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:09:45 No.34072812 Report

Quoted By:

>Elgyem: It controls tremendous psychic power. Most reports of alien sightings are actually just people mistaking Elgyem for an alien.

But then who was Elgyem?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:10:28 No.34072831 Report

Quoted By:

>Vulpix(Alola): If you carelessly approach it because it's cute, the boss of the pack, Ninetales, will appear and freeze you.
>Ninetales(Alola): The reason it guides people all the way down to the mountain's base is that it wants them to hurry up and leave.
Very rude fox

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:10:44 No.34072835 Report

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>Sandygast: It likes the shovel on its head, so Sandygast will get serious and fight any children who come to take it back.
MY FUCKING SHUVEL

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:10:46 No.34072837 Report

Quoted By:

>>34072691
So it has 2 mouths? That's really cool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:11:10 No.34072846 Report

Quoted By: >>34073088

>>34071156
>"Mega Slowbro" is really Mega Shelder
Or should we say the conical shell is in fact a nameless Shelder split evo?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:11:32 No.34072852 Report

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>Misdreavus: What gives meaning to its life is surprising others. If you set your ear against the red orbs around its neck, you can hear shrieking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:11:59 No.34072854 Report

Quoted By:

>>34072608
KEKS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:12:35 No.34072865 Report

Quoted By:

Ribombee: Rain makes pollen damp, so Ribombee hates rain. When it sees ominous clouds, it finds a hollow in a tree, where it waits stock-still.
That's just adorable.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:12:38 No.34072867 Report

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>Necrozma: It looks somehow pained as it rages around in search of light, which serves as its energy. It’s apparently from another world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:13:54 No.34072901 Report

Quoted By:

>Skarmory: The wing feathers it sheds can be processed and made into knives whose sharpness is recognized by the finest chefs.

Cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:14:36 No.34072920 Report

Quoted By:

>>34071661
Actually, Infinite is a Lucario who wants to be a Zoroark.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:15:10 No.34072934 Report

Quoted By:

>>34072346
Rotomdex

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:15:28 No.34072937 Report

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>Smoochum: When it examines things, before touching them with its hands, it makes lip contact and then diligently licks all the dirt off its lips.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:19:00 No.34073005 Report

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Arbok: The latest research has determined that there are over 20 possible arrangements of the patterns on its stomach.

20 REGIONS CONFIRMED!!!!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:20:52 No.34073036 Report

Quoted By:

>Chansey: It seems that other Pokémon's efforts to take its delicious, nutritious egg away from it caused Chansey to get faster at fleeing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:20:56 No.34073039 Report

Quoted By:

>>34071382
Bad post

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:21:14 No.34073044 Report

Quoted By: >>34073067

I swear the Pokedex writers for SM, and now USUM are having the time of their lives with this shit, it'll be sad to see them go back to the old style come the next gen

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:22:21 No.34073062 Report

Quoted By: >>34073109

>>34071022
Zeraora doesn't seem to be a UB. Strange

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:22:32 No.34073067 Report

Quoted By: >>34073186

>>34073044
no reason they can't keep doing cool entries

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:23:56 No.34073087 Report

Quoted By:

>>34071502
Isn't this just a reference to Horseshoe Crabs? Kabuto is both a Trilobite and Horseshoe Crab.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:24:00 No.34073088 Report

Quoted By:

>>34072846
Actually it's really just Slowpoke + Mega Shellder, since Slowbro isn't an actual evolution of slowpoke, but just a different form of it according to the dex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:25:20 No.34073109 Report

Quoted By:

>>34073062
It's just the next event pokemon after magearna and marshadiow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:26:23 No.34073125 Report

Quoted By:

*marshadow

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:26:44 No.34073128 Report

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>Bisharp: No matter how strong the Bisharp, it’s said that if the blade on its head is chipped, it will retire from its position as the boss.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:27:47 No.34073142 Report

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>>34071156
>pinsir happy because it can turn into an unstoppable rape machine with the help of a dumb kid and its shiny stone after roughly a decade of mediocrity

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:28:04 No.34073144 Report

Quoted By:

So which one is your favorite so far?

I personally think Drampage: Arson edition is the best.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:29:21 No.34073165 Report

Quoted By:

>>34071196
Mega Heracross weighs 137.8 pounds
Times it by 500 and you get 68900 pounds
Convert that to tons and you get 34.5 tons which isn't ridiculous by Pokemon standards anyways

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:29:35 No.34073168 Report

Quoted By:

>>34071663
BUENAS DIAS EXEGGUTOR

Game Text and Story

Game Text and Story Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:31:11 No.34073186 Report

Quoted By: >>34073352

>>34073067
It's Gamefreak, they'll drop it as soon as they get the chance

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:31:57 No.34073197 Report

Quoted By:

>>34071802
>sneak into people's houses at night and mess up the place

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:34:39 No.34073237 Report

Quoted By:

>>34072782
me and seel alike

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:37:10 No.34073263 Report

Quoted By: >>34073319 >>34073539

>>34071386
>Dragalge: This vicious Pokémon sprays a poisonous liquid on opponents that come near. For whatever reason, it gets along really well with Dhelmise.
OTP

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:39:15 No.34073297 Report

Quoted By:

>Golbat: Every once in a while, you'll see a Golbat that's missing some fangs. This happens when hunger drives it to try biting a Steel-type Pokémon.
What a fucking idiot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:40:36 No.34073319 Report

Quoted By: >>34073355

>>34073263
>Dhelmise is one of the Attract using genderless/unknown
deepest lore

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:40:40 No.34073320 Report

Quoted By:

>>34071253
Why do we allow this to happen

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:42:03 No.34073345 Report

Quoted By: >>34073361

>>34071022
Where's the other set?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:42:31 No.34073352 Report

Quoted By: >>34073579

>>34073186
By that logic they would've dropped it in USUM.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:42:38 No.34073355 Report

Quoted By:

>>34073319
Pimpmise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:43:10 No.34073361 Report

Quoted By:

>>34073345
Working on it, should be done in at most half an hour.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:43:34 No.34073364 Report

Quoted By:

>Machamp: It grasps its opponents with its four arms and twists them up in an intricate hold. People call it “the Machamp special.”

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:45:54 No.34073408 Report

Quoted By:

>>34072786
It was in SM as well

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:46:24 No.34073418 Report

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>>34071022
which game are these entries from? they might be different per version

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:46:38 No.34073422 Report

Quoted By: >>34073447 >>34073569

>Drowzee: It can be spotted near recreational facilities, intending to eat the pleasant dreams of children who enjoyed themselves there that day.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:47:01 No.34073428 Report

Quoted By:

>>34072006
>he can't afford a magma pool

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:48:01 No.34073447 Report

Quoted By:

>>34073422
Are dreams considered property?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:52:56 No.34073539 Report

Quoted By:

>>34073263
It's obviously because the ships that Dragalge sinks then become the haunted underwater homes of Dhelmise. Also they're both bros that have to do with murky underwater plants.

Interesting.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:55:31 No.34073569 Report

Quoted By:

>>34073422
>Drowzee will invade during naptime at preschools

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:56:02 No.34073579 Report

Quoted By: >>34073593

>>34073352
Not really, they couldn't have dropped it in USUM cos then even the biggest gf apologists would be seething. They'll drop it like they did the dexnav, alolan forms, mega evolutions, pwt, battle frontier, contests, game corner, o-powers, friend park, safari zone etc. etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:57:06 No.34073593 Report

Quoted By:

>>34073579
>o-powers
Aren't these back in the form of the Rotom shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:57:20 No.34073596 Report

Quoted By: >>34073630

>Porygon-Z: Its behavior is noticeably unstable, which is apparently due to the incompetence of the engineer who updated its programming
>Aliens/travelling to other dimensions wasn't what fucked Porygon-Z up
>It was just somebody screwing up
wew

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 18:59:27 No.34073630 Report

Quoted By: >>34073714

>>34073596
What nigger? Porygon-z is just a hacked porygon2

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 19:03:12 No.34073714 Report

Quoted By:

>>34073630
more like the hacker was a fucking brainlet

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 19:12:08 No.34073873 Report

Quoted By:

>Feebas: They look ragged, so no one catches them. They look like they’d taste bad, so predators won’t eat them. And their numbers continue to grow.
Feebas is a smart fish

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 19:13:00 No.34073887 Report

Quoted By:

>>34071629
>The chad red vs the virgin blue

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 19:23:24 No.34074047 Report

Quoted By:

>>34072485
>>34072523
>OH OOBEE DOO
>I WANNA BE JUST LIKE YOU
>I WANNA WALK LIKE YOU
>TALK LIKE YOU TOO
>YOU'LL SEE IT'S TRUE
>AN APE LIKE ME
>CAN LEARN TO BE HUMAN TOO

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 19:30:55 No.34074165 Report

Quoted By:

>Salandit: The males will do whatever the females tell them. They give the females most of their food. Due to malnutrition, the males can’t evolve.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 19:46:01 No.34074471 Report

Quoted By:

>>34071022

>>34074452
>>34074452
>>34074452

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:02:29 No.34074785 Report

Quoted By:

>Blacephalon: It slithers toward people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:08:00 No.34074891 Report

Quoted By:

>>34071696
based

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