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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 19:45:22 No.34074452 View View Reply Original Report

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New set:
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First set:
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Previous thread:
>>34071022

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 19:49:54 No.34074553 Report

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>Lunala no longer has a will of its own. Now under the control of Necrozma, it continuously expels all of its energy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 19:53:34 No.34074624 Report

Quoted By: >>34075455 >>34075604

>Paras: The mushrooms, known as tochukaso, are controlling the bug. Even if the bug bugs the mushrooms, they tell it to bug off.
Parasites are a serious issue GF.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:00:41 No.34074753 Report

Quoted By: >>34076925 >>34077152

>Slowbro(Mega): Having been swallowed whole by Shellder, Slowbro now has an iron defense. It's pretty comfortable in there, too.

>most megas suffer
>mega slowbro is /comfy/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:02:03 No.34074774 Report

Quoted By: >>34076625

>>34074452
Huh, slowpoke tails fall off naturally over time. I guess that's why people can eat them at the fancy kalos restaurants without being in business with TR.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:02:18 No.34074780 Report

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>Bisharp: It leads a group of Pawniard. Bisharp doesn't even change its expression when it deals the finishing blow to an opponent.
Nothin personel, kid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:03:38 No.34074810 Report

Quoted By: >>34074869

Zeraora: It approaches its enemies at the speed of lightning, then tears them limb from limb with its sharp claws.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:04:39 No.34074820 Report

Quoted By: >>34077177

>Amaura was restored successfully, but it's not expected to live long because of the heat of the current environment.
I feel like they're crossing a line

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:05:42 No.34074844 Report

Quoted By: >>34074893 >>34075004 >>34075087 >>34076178 >>34077443 >>34078053 >>34078093 >>34078257

>Flygon: By flapping their wings, Flygon cause sandstorms that conceal Krookodile. The team then splits the prey they catch.
>Krookodile: It conceals itself in sandstorms that Flygon whip up and waits patiently for prey to appear.
That settles it. Flygon and Krookodile do team up. Interesting.

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:06:23 No.34074865 Report

Quoted By: >>34076847

>Tapu Lele: Although called a guardian deity, Tapu Lele is devoid of guilt about its cruel disposition and can be described as nature incarnate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:06:44 No.34074869 Report

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>>34074810
Psst, nothin personnel kid

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:07:39 No.34074884 Report

Quoted By: >>34074907 >>34076651

>Mimikyu: A gust of wind revealed what hides under this Pokémon's rag to a passing Trainer, who went home and died painfully that very night.
>Mimikyu(Busted): Sad that its true identity may be exposed, Mimikyu will mercilessly seek revenge on any opponent that breaks its neck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:07:50 No.34074889 Report

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Hawlucha: It overwhelms opponents with quick moves, but sometimes it showboats for too long when it’s using a special move and gets itself into a pinch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mzQZR_bFzY

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:08:12 No.34074893 Report

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>>34074844
Neat. The predator/prey ones are my favorite.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:08:41 No.34074904 Report

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>Scrafty: It taunts its opponents by spitting. It has a certain territory that it never leaves its whole life long.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:08:46 No.34074907 Report

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>>34074884
Mimikyu takes cold revenge on perverts who gets a peek.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:08:53 No.34074910 Report

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>Sableye: Materials from gems it has eaten float to the surface of its body and can form an infinite number of patterns among individuals.
Makes it seem like Sableye is like a shadowy blob creature and more befitting of the Ghost-type.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:08:58 No.34074914 Report

Quoted By: >>34074973

>Castform(Snowy): This is the form Castform takes when hit by hail. In an experiment where it was placed in a freezer, it didn’t change to this form.

Ice him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:09:22 No.34074921 Report

Quoted By: >>34075095 >>34075321 >>34075571

>Drampa: It appears in towns and plays with the children. Drampa will protect kids when they're in danger, so their single moms don't have to worry.
See, he's not a pedo after all.

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:10:20 No.34074941 Report

Quoted By: >>34074984 >>34075902 >>34076898

>Gastly: Poisonous gas comprises 95% of its body. It's said that the remaining 5% is made up of the souls of those who died from the gas.
>Haunter: It's dangerous to go outside alone on nights when you're feeling sad. Haunter will catch you, and you won't be able to go back home.
>Gengar: Even your home isn't safe. Gengar will lurk in whatever dark corner of a room it can find and wait for its chance to catch its prey.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:11:37 No.34074962 Report

Quoted By: >>34075072 >>34076332 >>34077246

>Salazzle: It punishes Salandit that couldn't bring it food with a fierce slap of its flame-spewing palm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:11:44 No.34074965 Report

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>Armaldo: Armaldo adapted from living in water to living on land. It has been determined that it is the ancestor of some bug Pokémon.
I wonder if Anorith's "wings" are based on the theory that insect wings evolved from crustaceans with modified gills.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:11:54 No.34074970 Report

Quoted By: >>34077278

>Pyukumuku: Its entire body is covered in its own slime. If you accidentally step on one, you'll slip, and it will get mad and smack you!
Yowza!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:11:56 No.34074973 Report

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>>34074914
Fucking nazis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:12:26 No.34074984 Report

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>>34074941
How many Gastlys did Hitler create?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:12:56 No.34074994 Report

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>Tsareena: A Pokémon with an aggressive personality and a mastery of kicking, it cackles every time it kicks an opponent.
Lewd

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:13:08 No.34074998 Report

Quoted By: >>34075041 >>34075605

>Metagross(Mega): When it knows it can't win, it digs the claws on its legs into its opponent and starts the countdown to a big explosion.
wew

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:13:25 No.34075004 Report

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>>34074844
This is fucking amazing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:13:52 No.34075019 Report

Quoted By: >>34075082

Vanillite: When the morning sun hit an icicle, it wished not to melt, and thus Vanillite was born. At night, it buries itself in snow to sleep.
C-cute!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:14:30 No.34075028 Report

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>Wailmer: Due to their memories of when they once lived on land, pods of them will, very rarely, wash up on shore.
More IRL evolution referenced.

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:14:34 No.34075031 Report

Quoted By: >>34075413 >>34075690 >>34075825 >>34078811

>Bounsweet: It tries to resist being swallowed by a bird Pokémon by spinning the sepals on its head. It's usually a fruitless attempt.

>Tsareena: A Pokémon with an aggressive personality and a mastery of kicking, it cackles every time it kicks an opponent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:15:02 No.34075041 Report

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>>34074998
From the other set:
>Metagross(Mega): Its intellect surpasses its previous level, resulting in battles so cruel, they’ll make you want to cover your eyes.

>tfw too intelligent to not kill yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:15:15 No.34075044 Report

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>Flygon: People continue to have their hearts stolen by its enchanting songs and find themselves stranded in the desert.
That's adorable. And scary.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:15:21 No.34075047 Report

Quoted By: >>34075076 >>34075130 >>34075699 >>34077463

Wailmer: Due to their memories of when they once lived on land, pods of them will, very rarely, wash up on shore.
Wailord: When a small Wailmer is attacked by Sharpedo or Dhelmise, its whole pod works together to protect it.

Dhelmise are a natural predator of Wailmer and Wailmer's have memories of living on land???

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:15:29 No.34075053 Report

Quoted By: >>34075104 >>34076047

>Kangaskhan(Mega): When the mother sees the back of her Mega- Evolved child, it makes her think of the day when her child will inevitably leave her.

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:16:00 No.34075063 Report

Quoted By: >>34075096 >>34075966

>Garchomp: It flies at the speed of sound while searching for prey, and it has midair battles with Salamence as the two compete for food.

Hol' up, this fucker can fly?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:16:18 No.34075072 Report

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>>34074962
t-thats hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:16:31 No.34075076 Report

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>>34075047
The Dhelmise thing was referenced in one of Dhelmise's entries, Dragalge also prey on them I think

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:16:47 No.34075082 Report

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>>34075019
>Glalie: It freezes its prey and chews them whole. However, it prefers to eat Pokémon like Vanillite that are already frozen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:16:52 No.34075087 Report

Quoted By: >>34076149

>>34074844

>Flygon doesn't have Sand Stream
>Krookodile doesn't have Sand Veil

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:17:10 No.34075095 Report

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>>34074921
>so their single moms
wew lad

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:17:11 No.34075096 Report

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>>34075063
Uh yes. That's been known forever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:17:28 No.34075104 Report

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>>34075053
Mom ;_;

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:17:56 No.34075115 Report

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>Necrozma: Light is the source of its energy. If it isn't devouring light, impurities build up in it and on it, and Necrozma darkens and stops moving.
This must be the cause of the “headaches”

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:18:25 No.34075130 Report

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>>34075047
Yeah, Dhelmise preying on Wailord was mentioned in SM, too. Also
>Dhelmise: Its chain-like green seaweed can stretch outward for hundreds of yards. For some reason, it gets along well with Skrelp.
Dhelmise's chain isn't an actual chain covered in seaweed it seems. It's seaweed arranged in a chain-like fashion.

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:18:40 No.34075137 Report

Quoted By: >>34075171 >>34075290

>Absol(Mega): It converts the energy from Mega Evolution into an intimidating aura. Fainthearted people expire from shock at the sight of it
>Mega Absol fucking kills people just by existing

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:19:32 No.34075162 Report

Quoted By: >>34075748

>Toucannon: Known for forming harmonious couples, this Pokémon is brought to wedding ceremonies as a good luck charm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:19:33 No.34075163 Report

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>>34075076
Nope, Skrep and Dragalge are fond of them. The type of seahorse they're based on camouflages as algae.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:19:51 No.34075169 Report

Quoted By: >>34075211 >>34075297

>Elgyem: It controls tremendous psychic power. Most reports of alien sightings are actually just people mistaking Elgyem for an alien.

Wait, isn't it an alien?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:19:52 No.34075170 Report

Quoted By: >>34075213 >>34076869

>>34074452
Raichu unbelievably cucked.
>Because so many Trainers like the way Pikachu looks, you don't see this Pokémon very often.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:20:00 No.34075171 Report

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>>34075137
I'd die if I saw this too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:20:17 No.34075179 Report

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>Armaldo: Armaldo adapted from living in water to living on land. It has been determined that it is the ancestor of some bug Pokémon.
Game theory time? "some bug pokemon" seems to be pointing somewhere specific

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:21:43 No.34075211 Report

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>>34075169
It was at some point, but not anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:21:46 No.34075213 Report

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>>34075170
Holy fuck it's real

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:22:26 No.34075229 Report

Quoted By: >>34075269 >>34075396

>Necrozma(Ultra): The light pouring out from all over its body affects living things and nature, impacting them in various ways.

So like the mask of life, from Bionicle?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:24:15 No.34075262 Report

Quoted By: >>34075280 >>34075313 >>34075375 >>34075486 >>34077830

>Eevee: Its genes are easily influenced by its surroundings. Even its face starts to look like that of its Trainer.
jesus christ how horrifying

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:24:34 No.34075269 Report

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>>34075229
I think it's Z-Crystals, totem Pokemon, and Beast Boost.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:25:11 No.34075280 Report

Quoted By: >>34075375 >>34075486

>>34075262
wtf

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:25:16 No.34075282 Report

Quoted By: >>34075698

>Pancham: It's desperate to intimidate its opponents. Be nice and pretend to be scared if you catch it glaring at you intensely.
>Pangoro: Pangoro is the type to talk with its fists. It doesn't say much as it pummels opponents with enough force to send a dump truck flying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:25:43 No.34075290 Report

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>>34075137
Expire means faint in ye old context.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:25:55 No.34075297 Report

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>>34075169
It gained citizenship through legal means after all these years.

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:25:59 No.34075298 Report

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>>34074452
so how much of this is just rotomdex having a wank?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:26:53 No.34075313 Report

Quoted By: >>34075375 >>34075486

>>34075262
>Even its face starts to look like that of its Trainer
That sounds actually horrifying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:26:55 No.34075314 Report

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>Claydol: The ancient people who made it apparently modeled it after something that descended from the sky. It fires beams from both arms.
intredasting

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:27:06 No.34075321 Report

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>>34074921
>Drampa: If a child it has made friends with is bullied, Drampa will find the bully’s house and burn it to the ground.

>"WAAAH, timmy called me a nerd!"
>BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN

really maximizes my mushrooms

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:27:19 No.34075329 Report

Quoted By: >>34075362

Relicanth: The reason it hasn't changed at all in a hundred million years is that it's apparently already a perfect life-form.
So this is peak performance.

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:27:38 No.34075338 Report

Quoted By: >>34075405 >>34075427

>Rufflet: Known as a natural-born warrior, soon after its hatching, it will challenge its parent to a fight in order to gain their acceptance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:27:41 No.34075341 Report

Quoted By: >>34076394

>Claydol: The ancient people who made it apparently modeled it after something that descended from the sky. It fires beams from both arms.
TOO MUCH LORE
Seriously it seems like they tried pandering to lorefags a lot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:28:52 No.34075361 Report

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>Braviary: Known as “the hero of the skies,” this Pokémon is so proud and so brave that it will never retreat, even when it's injured.
Thats a brave bird

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:28:53 No.34075362 Report

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>>34075329
FILIPINO
I
S
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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:29:39 No.34075375 Report

Quoted By: >>34075482

>>34075262
>>34075280
>>34075313
I don't think it means that Eevee's face mwlts away or becomes that human-like. I think it's saying that slight facial features change to be similar to its trainer's over time.

Haven't you ever heard that tired old joke about how a lot of dog/cat owners seem to resemble their animals?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:30:26 No.34075387 Report

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>Aipom: It searches for prey from the tops of trees. When it spots its favorite food, Bounsweet, Aipom gets excited and pounces.
>Bounsweet: It tries to resist being swallowed by a bird Pokémon by spinning the sepals on its head. It's usually a fruitless attempt.
Stop bullying Bounsweet ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:30:46 No.34075396 Report

Quoted By: >>34075538

>>34075229
Yeah, deux ex machina everything and literally cancer made plot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:31:10 No.34075405 Report

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>>34075338

Press S to Salute

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:31:28 No.34075413 Report

Quoted By: >>34077428

>>34075031
>It's usually a fruitless attempt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:32:10 No.34075427 Report

Quoted By: >>34075577

>>34075338
>*hatches*
>DO YOU KNOW HOW CRAMPED IT IS IN THERE? FIGHT ME, MOM.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:33:06 No.34075445 Report

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>>34074452
>Jigglypuff: The songs they sing are totally different depending on the region they live in. Some even sound like they're shouting!

He is Pokekin, Pokeborn!

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:33:18 No.34075447 Report

Quoted By: >>34075483 >>34075942 >>34076133

>Basculin(Red Stripe): When a school of Basculin appears in a lake, everything else disappears, except for Corphish and Crawdaunt. That's how violent Basculin are.

>Aw fuck, fuckin BASCULIN showed up

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:33:26 No.34075450 Report

Quoted By: >>34075506 >>34075527 >>34075528 >>34076375

>Lucario: Lucario reads its opponent's feelings with its aura waves. It finds out things it would rather not know, so it gets stressed out easily.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:33:30 No.34075451 Report

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Gible: Its original home is an area much hotter than Alola. If you're planning to live with one, your heating bill will soar.

Huh?

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:33:43 No.34075455 Report

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>>34074624

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:34:40 No.34075482 Report

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>Salamence: Thanks to its fervent wishes, the cells in its body finally mutated, and at last it has its heart's desire; wings
>His autism/obsession with flying was such that it actually modified it's body
>>34075375
Could be perfectly metaphorical, but then again Eevee does have an unstable DNA and all of it's evos are influenced by outside factors.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:34:40 No.34075483 Report

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>>34075447
probably more of an invasive species type thing, they just multiply really fast and make the area unlivable

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:34:54 No.34075486 Report

Quoted By: >>34075649 >>34077916

>>34075262
>>34075280
>>34075313
Do you....love me master?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:35:49 No.34075506 Report

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>>34075450
THEY KNOW

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:36:46 No.34075527 Report

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>>34075450
>It's fucking real

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:36:47 No.34075528 Report

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>>34075450
>Be Lucario
>Just finished having a good battle
>Fur is covered in dirt
>Trainer asks if I would like a bath
>Reads trainers aura
>Intense sexual energy detected

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:36:53 No.34075530 Report

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>Whimsicott: Whimsicott doesn't live in a fixed location. It floats around on whirling winds, appearing all over the place to perform its mischief.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:37:17 No.34075538 Report

Quoted By: >>34075578

>>34075396

It's been implied the whole time, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:37:35 No.34075545 Report

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>Haunter: It's dangerous to go outside alone on nights when you're feeling sad. Haunter will catch you, and you won't be able to go back home.

>Gengar: Even your home isn't safe. Gengar will lurk in whatever dark corner of a room it can find and wait for its chance to catch its prey.

Don't go out! On second thought, go out! But wait...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:38:12 No.34075556 Report

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Arcanine: There are so many old tales about them that they're called legendary Pokémon, but there are way more of them around than you'd expect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:38:24 No.34075561 Report

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>Froslass: It's said that on nights of terrible blizzards, it comes down to human settlements. If you hear it knocking at your door, do not open it!
Wow, rude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:38:36 No.34075566 Report

Quoted By: >>34075632 >>34075640

>Alakazam: If it trusts someone deeply, it will let them have one of its spoons. Anything you eat with that spoon is apparently delicious.
aww

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:38:58 No.34075571 Report

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>>34074921
>single moms
POKEWAR PREQUEL GAME WHEN

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:39:00 No.34075572 Report

Quoted By: >>34075670

>>34074452
>Beheeyem: With its psychic powers, it rewrites its opponents’ memories. You, too, may have already had your memories rewritten.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:39:13 No.34075577 Report

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>>34075427

I can see someone making short animations of dex entries. It has a lot of potential.

>Braviary in a nest
>Egg hatches
>Zoom in on Rufflet
>"fite me"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:39:15 No.34075578 Report

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>>34075538
I just fucking hate GregF

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:39:40 No.34075585 Report

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>Garbodor: Some say the reason Garbodor in Alola are a little stronger than their counterparts elsewhere is the presence of Muk, their natural enemy.

>tfw no Poison/Fighting Alolan-Garbodor

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:40:33 No.34075604 Report

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>>34074624

That's offensive to Africa, GF.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:40:37 No.34075605 Report

Quoted By: >>34076480

>>34074998
>I can’t win
>Allahu Akbar

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:41:13 No.34075617 Report

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>Leafeon: It gets its nutrition from photosynthesis. It lives a quiet life deep in forests where clean rivers flow.

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:41:15 No.34075619 Report

Quoted By: >>34075659

>Relicanth: The reason it hasn't changed at all in a hundred million years is that it's apparently already a perfect life-form.

This is the ideal life-form. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:41:48 No.34075630 Report

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>Chansey: Because the eggs on their bellies have been overharvested by people in the past, the Chansey population remains very small.
LOL. Well stick Lucky Eggs back on Pelipper then! I'll make those toilet birds go extinct.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:41:49 No.34075632 Report

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>>34075566
P L A C E B O
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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:42:32 No.34075640 Report

Quoted By:

>>34075566

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:42:43 No.34075641 Report

Quoted By: >>34075686

>Sliggoo: Its entire body is covered with gooey mucus that can dissolve anything. Be sure to put gloves on if you're going to touch it.
>Goodra: It’s very friendly toward people. If you grow close to it, Goodra will hug you with its sticky, slime-covered body. Don’t get mad.
Get this vore shit out of my game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:43:24 No.34075649 Report

Quoted By:

>>34075486
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:43:35 No.34075652 Report

Quoted By:

>Weavile: Thanks to its increased intelligence, scrapping over food is a thing of the past. A scratch from its claws will give you a case of frostbite!
World hunger ended by frostbite

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:43:37 No.34075653 Report

Quoted By:

>Magnemite: Perhaps because electrical lines are often buried these days, the number of Magnemite attacks on power plants has increased.

I love them

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:43:53 No.34075657 Report

Quoted By:

>Vanillish: This hearty Pokémon survived the Ice Age. It's incredibly popular in very hot regions.

Well, yeah, it would be kind of embarrassing if it DIDN'T survive the Ice Age.

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:43:59 No.34075659 Report

Quoted By:

>>34075619
That's my fish

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:44:26 No.34075668 Report

Quoted By: >>34075691 >>34075699 >>34075853

>Wailmer: Due to their memories of when they once lived on land, pods of them will, very rarely, wash up on shore.

What?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:44:34 No.34075670 Report

Quoted By:

>>34075572
IS BEHEEYEM THE REAL POKEGOD AND MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE???? spoiler] also probably sans from undertale! [/spoiler:lit] - GAME THEORY

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:45:17 No.34075678 Report

Quoted By:

>Dunsparce: It travels by digging through the ground. Diglett and Dunsparce share one another’s tunnels happily.
C U T E

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:45:35 No.34075686 Report

Quoted By:

>>34075641
Do you know what vore is?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:45:45 No.34075690 Report

Quoted By:

>>34075031
Bounsweet must be pretty spiteful

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:45:54 No.34075691 Report

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>>34075668
Whales are believed to have evolved from semi-aquatic cowlike mammals.

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:46:08 No.34075698 Report

Quoted By:

>>34075282
>That Pangoro entry
Absolute perfection

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:46:09 No.34075699 Report

Quoted By: >>34075711 >>34075766

>>34075047
>>34075668
It's talking about the evolution of actual whales. Whales and dolphins are mammals, and used to live on land.

References to Darwinian evolution have become a lot more common in Gen 7.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:46:11 No.34075703 Report

Quoted By:

>Flaaffy: It stores electricity in its fluffy fleece. If it stores up too much, it will start to go bald in those patches.
KEK

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:46:14 No.34075704 Report

Quoted By:

>Electabuzz: While it's often blamed for power outages, the truth is the cause of outages is more often an error on the part of the electric company.
Rotom fights THE MAN

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:46:27 No.34075705 Report

Quoted By: >>34077534

>Armaldo: Armaldo adapted from living in water to living on land. It has been determined that it is the ancestor of some bug Pokémon.

Someone needs to make an updated image of that birb/T-rex image with this and another bug pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:46:56 No.34075711 Report

Quoted By: >>34075798

>>34075699
I like learning things from games.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:47:42 No.34075732 Report

Quoted By:

>Bonsly: If its body gets too damp, it will die. So, in a process reminiscent of sweating, its eyes expel moisture.
>Bonsly: It discharges moisture from its eyes, making it look like it’s crying; apparently an effective way of getting enemies to let down their guard.
Neat.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:48:29 No.34075748 Report

Quoted By:

>>34075162
Tiki Room
>AND OUR FINE FEATHERED FRIEND IS THE JOLLY TOUCAN
>AND TWO CAN SOUND BETTER THAN ONE TOUCAN CAN

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:48:37 No.34075750 Report

Quoted By:

>decide to finally catch them all this time since the dex antries are actually interessting and fun
>no national dex
>fucking kukui doesn't even want you to complete the dex
JUST
U
S
T

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:48:45 No.34075754 Report

Quoted By:

>Amaura: Amaura was restored successfully, but it's not expected to live long because of the heat of the current environment
>Be ressurected just to die again
Could it survive in Sinnoh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:49:36 No.34075766 Report

Quoted By:

>>34075699
Yeah it's super weird. Things that left the ocean and became land-dwelling almost never decided to go back in. That they sort of look like fish is just a coincidence.

You get a few weird things from them because of this. They give live birth, they're warm-blooded, and they breath air. Their blowholes are literally just mammalian nostrils that gradually moved all the way up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:51:36 No.34075798 Report

Quoted By: >>34075890

>>34075711
Yeah it's super weird. Things that left the ocean and became land-dwelling almost never decide to go back in. That they sort of look like fish is just a coincidence.

You get a few weird things from them because of this. They give live birth, they're warm-blooded, and they breath air. Their blowholes are literally just mammalian nostrils that gradually moved all the way up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:52:37 No.34075811 Report

Quoted By: >>34075830 >>34075869 >>34076046

>Absol: The elderly call it the disaster Pokémon and detest it, but interest in its power to predict disasters is on the rise.

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:53:09 No.34075815 Report

Quoted By: >>34075970

Rampardos: This ancient Pokémon used headbutts skillfully. Its brain was really small, so some theories suggest that its stupidity led to its extinction.
no bully

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:53:33 No.34075825 Report

Quoted By: >>34075983

>>34075031
So Tsareena is just a butthurt grown-up nerd?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:53:50 No.34075830 Report

Quoted By:

>>34075811
Makes sense. People used to think it brought disasters with it but never thought to think it was a good warning sign to prepare

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:53:50 No.34075831 Report

Quoted By:

Jesus christ, just reading through all these entries makes me realize something.

Pokemon are assholes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:55:19 No.34075853 Report

Quoted By:

>>34075668
(((epigenetic memory)))

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:55:40 No.34075858 Report

Quoted By: >>34075871 >>34075877 >>34075885 >>34075936 >>34076608 >>34076873

>Banette: Resentment at being cast off made it spring into being. Some say that treating it well will satisfy it, and it will once more become a stuffed toy.

>Finally beat the champion with your bro
>Go in for a high-five
>He turns into a doll

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:56:13 No.34075869 Report

Quoted By:

>>34075811
>Absol: The only thing unlucky about Absol is its appearance.
ouch

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:56:29 No.34075871 Report

Quoted By:

>>34075858
But anon, that's good. It means it's free now.

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:56:46 No.34075877 Report

Quoted By:

>>34075858

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:57:00 No.34075885 Report

Quoted By:

>>34075858
You gotta make sure that Banette stays the way it is by alternating between bullying and caring.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:57:33 No.34075890 Report

Quoted By: >>34075920

>>34075798
>That they sort of look like fish is just a coincidence.
You can hardly call convergent evolution a coincidence. That's just how a creature has to look if it wants to be fully aquatic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:57:38 No.34075892 Report

Quoted By:

I've read all of these now and is it just me or are the moon entries a lot more interesting than the sun ones?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:58:12 No.34075902 Report

Quoted By:

>>34074941
Comic of Haunter actually just taking the people away somewhere really comfy and fun like the ghosts did to Ash in the anime when

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:58:47 No.34075912 Report

Quoted By:

>Castform(Rainy): This is Castform's form when pelted by rain. In an experiment where it was placed in a shower, this Pokémon didn't change to this form.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 20:59:18 No.34075920 Report

Quoted By:

>>34075890
Fish are basically living aquatic airplanes. If you wanna fly, you gotta become the airplane.

Be the plane.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:00:12 No.34075936 Report

Quoted By: >>34075976 >>34076147 >>34077654 >>34077721 >>34078094

>>34075858
>specialize in ghost pokemon
>have to treat your banette(s) like shit because otherwise all that hard training would be wasted

Reading some of those entries made me realize that being a trainer in the games might be a bit harder than just "catch pokemon, train pokemon".

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:00:25 No.34075942 Report

Quoted By:

>>34075447
>that file name
I remember that shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:01:43 No.34075966 Report

Quoted By:

>>34075063
Garchomp is a fighter jet. right down to the shark nosecone art

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:02:06 No.34075970 Report

Quoted By:

>>34075815
THE ROAST IT REAL

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:02:36 No.34075976 Report

Quoted By: >>34076017

>>34075936
>Araquanid: It has a habit of storing things it values in its water bubble. If its Trainer doesn't watch out, Araquanid will try to put them in its bubble!
Sounds fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:02:43 No.34075978 Report

Quoted By:

>>34074452
>If a child it has made friends with is bullied it will burn their house down

Lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:03:08 No.34075983 Report

Quoted By:

>>34075825
That's also into BDSM
>Punismemt
>Power Whip
>Play Rough
>Role Play

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:04:11 No.34076003 Report

Quoted By: >>34076017

>Araquanid: It has a habit of storing things it values in its water bubble. If its Trainer doesn't watch out, Araquanid will try to put them in its bubble!
lewd

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:04:36 No.34076012 Report

Quoted By: >>34076048 >>34076110

>Makuhita: There's a rumor of a traditional recipe for stew that Trainers can use to raise strong Makuhita.
Is this a reference to something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:05:14 No.34076017 Report

Quoted By: >>34076061

>>34075976
>>34076003
The other entry also mentioned how it stores prey in the water bubble for later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:06:24 No.34076038 Report

Quoted By: >>34076070

>Oranguru: Oranguru don't get along with each other, so they're always engaging in battles of wits to decide which one is superior.
neerd

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:07:01 No.34076046 Report

Quoted By:

>>34075811
>be absol
>able to predict when bad things happen
>try to use your powers for good
>always a little too late to make a difference
>people learn to associate you with the disasters you try to stop
>hunted and brutalized by dumb hillbillies wherever you go
>still try as hard as possible to help people
>get captured by scientists and cruelly experimented on to study your sixth sense, die in a cage

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:07:02 No.34076047 Report

Quoted By:

>>34075053
>child leaves her
And then what? Evolves???

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:07:02 No.34076048 Report

Quoted By:

>>34076012
sumo wrestlers eat a fuckton of a specific type of stew

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:07:45 No.34076061 Report

Quoted By:

>>34076017
History repeats itself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:08:19 No.34076070 Report

Quoted By: >>34076729 >>34076902

>>34076038
according to the other entry its possible that they just have pokemon battles

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:09:31 No.34076085 Report

Quoted By: >>34077705

>Kommo-o: It battles valiantly with its fists, which are armored in steel scales. Kommo-o specializes in uppercuts.
>uppercuts
cheeky fuckers

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:09:45 No.34076090 Report

Quoted By: >>34076101 >>34076104 >>34076136 >>34076206 >>34076342 >>34078513

>Porygon2: Even though it doesn't die in the vacuum of space, it can't move around very well in zero gravity.
Was this tested?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:10:33 No.34076101 Report

Quoted By:

>>34076090
They might have forced a random Porygon 2 to pull a Kars

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:10:37 No.34076104 Report

Quoted By:

>>34076090
No, considering Porygon Z's entry is about how an incompetent programmer made it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:11:02 No.34076110 Report

Quoted By:

>>34076012
Probably the chankonabe stew sumo wrestlers eat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:11:26 No.34076116 Report

Quoted By:

>Metagross: It analyzes its opponents with more accuracy than a supercomputer, which enables it to calmly back them into a corner.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:12:25 No.34076133 Report

Quoted By:

>>34075447
It's a silly inside joke, because Basculin was added to BW since they realized they didn't make a common freshwater Pokemon. As a result, most of the lakes are 90% Basculin. The reason it has two colors is to give it variety since you'd be seeing it a million times.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:12:26 No.34076135 Report

Quoted By:

>Forretress: In the moment that it gulps down its prey, the inside of its shell is exposed, but to this day, no one has ever seen that sight.
It's Mimikyu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:12:29 No.34076136 Report

Quoted By: >>34076639

>>34076090
Well yeah that's what Porygon-Z was supposed to be, a upgrade so that P2 can work better. But SOMEONE had to buy a bootleg disc from a totally not shady corporation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:12:41 No.34076143 Report

Quoted By:

>Drifblim: The raw material for the gas inside its body is souls. When its body starts to deflate, it's thought to carry away people and Pokémon.

jesus

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:12:57 No.34076147 Report

Quoted By:

>>34075936
honestly you'd have to be nothing less than a fucking savant to be a good trainer in that universe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:13:09 No.34076149 Report

Quoted By:

>>34075087
secondary abilities and third types are coming
S O O N

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:13:26 No.34076154 Report

Quoted By:

Scizor: Once it has identified something as an enemy, it will continue beating them with its steel-hard pincers until there's nothing left but scraps.

Has it been beaten to a literal pulp? No? Then it looks like I'm just going to have to keep smashing the fuck outta it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:15:00 No.34076178 Report

Quoted By:

>>34074844
fuck, that's cool
and it had better inspire some fanart

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:15:13 No.34076181 Report

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>Slowking: It's called “the sage of the sea.” It engages in battles of wits with Oranguru, but the result is usually a draw.
Battle of the century.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:16:29 No.34076201 Report

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>Frillish: Using the invisible poison spikes on its veillike arms and legs, it paralyzes its enemies and causes them to drown.
>Jellicent: Fishermen are terrified of Jellicent. It's rumored to drag them into the sea and steal their lives away.
>Frillish: It wraps its veillike arms and legs around prey swimming by and drags them >Jellicent: Jellicent is always hanging around fancy cruise ships and tankers, hoping to drag away its prey.

fuck these things

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:16:49 No.34076206 Report

Quoted By:

>>34076090
Probably with Telekinesis or Magnet Rise

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:17:02 No.34076212 Report

Quoted By: >>34076238 >>34076246

>Xatu: While it can see the future, it has no desire to change it, which is probably why it remains motionless at all times.
It's like me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:17:35 No.34076228 Report

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>Alakazam: Alakazam uses its psychic powers to make the spoons it carries. Each spoon is an original that there's only one of in the whole world.
oh so that's where it gets them

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:17:38 No.34076229 Report

Quoted By:

>Spinda: Its steps are shaky and stumbling. Walking for a long time makes it feel sick.
>Salandit: It weakens opponents and sends them reeling with its poisonous gas. Salandit doesn't deal well with Spinda, since it's always reeling.

They're trying to make Spinda loveable in a pathetic sort of way, like a kitten. And it's working.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:18:01 No.34076238 Report

Quoted By:

>>34076212
>Xatu: It’s said that while this Pokémon has the power to predict the future, it’s not powerful enough to change the future it sees.
The other one applies to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:18:22 No.34076246 Report

Quoted By: >>34076377 >>34076926

>>34076212
>Xatu stands rooted and still in one spot all day long. People believe that this Pokémon does so out of fear of the terrible things it has foreseen in the future.

hmmmm

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:20:55 No.34076304 Report

Quoted By:

>Machoke: When it encounters an enemy that's truly mighty, this Pokémon removes the power-save belt from its waist and unleashes its full power.
Heh, looks like it's time to use "that"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:21:14 No.34076309 Report

Quoted By: >>34076617

>Hoothoot: It cries out at the same time every day. A long time ago, people cherished it and considered it a divine messenger sent to tell the time.
How many sacrifices did Hoothoot get?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:21:26 No.34076317 Report

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>Miltank: Its milk is delicious and chock-full of nutrients. However, if you drink too much, it could make your stomach hurt, so be careful.
thanks?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:22:02 No.34076329 Report

Quoted By: >>34076809 >>34076957

>Gabite: It loves shiny things. When it finds a Sableye trying to catch a Carbink, Gabite becomes furiously angry and attacks the Sableye.
Friend or food?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:22:11 No.34076332 Report

Quoted By:

>>34074962
wheres ma money bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:22:36 No.34076341 Report

Quoted By:

>Electabuzz: While it's often blamed for power outages, the truth is the cause of outages is more often an error on the part of the electric company.
Rotom-Dex standin up for the little guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:22:39 No.34076342 Report

Quoted By: >>34076639

>>34076090
Porygon2 was made as a space exploration drone, so of course they tested it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:22:49 No.34076343 Report

Quoted By:

>>34074452
>Metagross(Mega): When it knows it can't win, it digs the claws on its legs into its opponent and starts the countdown to a big explosion.
ALLAHU AKHBAR

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:22:52 No.34076345 Report

Quoted By: >>34076376 >>34076387 >>34076431

>Franchise about treating your Pokémon companions with respect and love
>All mega evolution dex entries imply they hate evolving despite it only being possible through a strong bond
>All this implied casual animal abuse by trainers

N-NANI?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:24:45 No.34076375 Report

Quoted By: >>34076808 >>34077775

>>34075450
So I guess it is ashamed of its power.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:24:47 No.34076376 Report

Quoted By:

>>34076345
don't worry about it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:24:48 No.34076377 Report

Quoted By:

>>34076246
>Kirby, I can see the futute. Kirby, it's not pretty

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:25:11 No.34076387 Report

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>Goldeen: The way it swims along fluttering its dress-like fins has earned it the name “princess of the water.”
>Seaking: To attract females, males dance on the river's floor. The females gather around the male that dances most gracefully.
Hornfags BTFO
>>34076345
That's why the trainer needs to have a good connection with the pokemon in order to do it. If they don't trust each other, the pokemon won't go to those extremes.
I mean, the mon doesn't actually need high happiness, but it's the thought that counts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:25:13 No.34076389 Report

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>Goldeen: Although known for their splendid tail fins, Goldeen apparently compete among themselves to see whose horn is thickest and sharpest.
Goldeen ar hornfags

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:25:28 No.34076394 Report

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>>34075341
That one sounds more like its refenrecing the tng its based on which gets brought up a lot in ancient aliens discussions. Theyre could be something planned though, who knows

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:26:56 No.34076429 Report

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>Lickitung: It licks filth clean with its tongue. Whatever it licks always stinks afterward, so whether it's really clean is...questionable.
why did this arouse me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:26:59 No.34076431 Report

Quoted By:

>>34076345
I thought the strong bond was needed to stop the Pokemon from turning around and murdering you for mutating it into a state of pure pain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:27:11 No.34076432 Report

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>Carbink: To keep the jewels on their bodies free of tarnish, packs of Carbink use their soft manes to polish one another's jewels.
lewd

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:27:53 No.34076444 Report

Quoted By: >>34076473

>Sneasel: It blends into the dark of night to ambush its prey. Sneasel will attack Sandshrew, but its hard skin can cause Sneasel's claws to snap off.
lmao get rekt

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:29:10 No.34076467 Report

Quoted By:

>Ampharos: The light from its tail can be seen from space. This is why you can always tell exactly where it is, which is why it usually keeps the light off.
how bright is that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:29:29 No.34076473 Report

Quoted By: >>34076482

>>34076444
>Weavile: One Weavile will trip a Sandshrew and flip it over, and then another Weavile will deal the finishing blow with its sharp claws.
no u

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:29:32 No.34076474 Report

Quoted By: >>34076598

>Slowbro(Mega): Having been swallowed whole by Shellder, Slowbro now has an iron defense. It's pretty comfortable in there, too.
Vorefag confirmed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:29:59 No.34076480 Report

Quoted By:

>>34075605
It's a solid strategy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:30:06 No.34076482 Report

Quoted By:

>>34076473
>wooooww it took two of you to kill me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:31:43 No.34076509 Report

Quoted By:

>Cloyster: Slowpoke tails are its favorite food. It has even been known to come up on land to look for Slowpoke from time to time.
You're supposed to eat them THEN evolve, you're like a manchild leaving the nest to get tendies.

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:34:31 No.34076561 Report

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>Machoke: A popular motif for sculptures, its incredibly well-developed muscles have captured the imagination of many an artist.
Someone make this real.

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:36:49 No.34076598 Report

Quoted By:

>>34076474
>Slowbro now has an iron defense.
It checks out.

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:37:04 No.34076605 Report

Quoted By: >>34076630

Gastrodon(East): A relative of Shellder and Cloyster, this ocean dweller sometimes comes onto land in search of food.

>related to Shellder and Cloyster

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:37:20 No.34076608 Report

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>>34075858
So if you're tsundere towards it, it will stay a Banette?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:37:41 No.34076617 Report

Quoted By:

>>34076309
THE HOLY HOOT

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:37:45 No.34076619 Report

Quoted By: >>34077167 >>34077192 >>34077359 >>34077542

>Crobat: Its fangs are so sharp, if it bites you in the dark and sucks your blood, you won’t notice any pain or realize you’ve been bitten.
N-NANI?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:37:47 No.34076621 Report

Quoted By:

>Hakamo-o: The scales it sheds can be molded and processed to make pots and pans. They conduct heat well, so they're a popular item.
do you think a heracross would ever consider disrupting those pots and pans?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:38:00 No.34076625 Report

Quoted By:

>>34074774
This is just Team Rocket propaganda, they want to make it look like it's natural.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:38:14 No.34076630 Report

Quoted By: >>34076640

>>34076605
mollusks, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:38:45 No.34076639 Report

Quoted By:

>>34076136
>>34076342
I completely forgot that. I thought it was a simple duck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:38:53 No.34076640 Report

Quoted By:

>>34076630
...Oh yeah, duh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:39:06 No.34076644 Report

Quoted By:

>Yungoos: Its stomach takes up most of its long torso. It’s a big eater, so the amount Trainers have to spend on its food is no laughing matter.
I wonder how much it costs to feed them

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:39:14 No.34076651 Report

Quoted By:

>>34074884
>who went home and died painfully that very night

Jesus Christ

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:40:25 No.34076670 Report

Quoted By: >>34077244

>Carbink: Some say that deep beneath the surface of the world, a pack of Carbink live with their queen in a kingdom of jewels.
Did they just canonize the Diancie movie?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:42:01 No.34076702 Report

Quoted By: >>34076752 >>34076789

>Poliwag: The direction of the swirl on their stomachs differs depending on where they live. Poliwag aficionados can tell them apart at a glance.
Are you saying these savants can tell clockwise from counterclockwise?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:43:13 No.34076729 Report

Quoted By:

>>34076070
>Planet of the Apes: Pokemon Edition

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:44:50 No.34076752 Report

Quoted By:

>>34076702
At a glance, no less!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:46:31 No.34076785 Report

Quoted By:

>Wigglytuff: When it gets angry, it inhales with all its might, and its body gradually inflates. Sometimes they can grow 20 times larger!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:46:36 No.34076789 Report

Quoted By:

>>34076702
Presumably the swirl could start in any direction, even minute differences in the starting position.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:47:29 No.34076808 Report

Quoted By:

>>34076375
NO

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:47:40 No.34076809 Report

Quoted By:

>>34076329
Probably collection like magpies

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:49:05 No.34076832 Report

Quoted By: >>34076890

>Raichu(Alola): When you rub its cheeks, a sweet fragrance comes wafting out. However, you'll also get a light shock!
It keeps pancakes in there

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:50:08 No.34076847 Report

Quoted By:

>>34074865
doesthislooklikethefaceofmercy.jpeg

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:51:11 No.34076869 Report

Quoted By: >>34076910

>>34075170
>Milotic: While Milotic is said to be the most beautiful Pokémon, Trainers who like Feebas and have raised it are seemingly disappointed by Milotic.
Post cuckedmons

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:51:21 No.34076873 Report

Quoted By:

>>34075858
Set his soul free

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:51:46 No.34076881 Report

Quoted By: >>34076921

Any stat changes so far? I want to see my bros getting buffed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:52:05 No.34076888 Report

Quoted By: >>34076943 >>34076989 >>34077003 >>34077225

I love these entries. They make the Pokemon world feels more alive

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:52:08 No.34076890 Report

Quoted By:

>>34076832

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:52:39 No.34076898 Report

Quoted By:

>>34074941
Holy shit.

Pokemon need to go back to being monsters like this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:52:46 No.34076902 Report

Quoted By:

>>34076070
So they're smogonfags.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:53:07 No.34076910 Report

Quoted By:

>>34076869
>Raichu: Because so many Trainers like the way Pikachu looks, you don't see this Pokémon very often.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:53:43 No.34076921 Report

Quoted By:

>>34076881
No stat changes. Those happen with new gens

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:53:57 No.34076925 Report

Quoted By:

>>34074753
The pain just has caught up yet

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:54:04 No.34076926 Report

Quoted By:

>>34076246
Xatu has seen Gen "haha don't set your expectations too high XD" 8.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:54:46 No.34076943 Report

Quoted By:

>>34076888
Yeah, I like that they paint more of a picture of the local ecosystem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:55:11 No.34076957 Report

Quoted By: >>34077096

>>34076329
>dragon protects the fairy because it's cute
So the reason fairies are immune to dragon is because the dragons can't bring themselves to hurt them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:57:01 No.34076989 Report

Quoted By:

>>34076888
Legitimately one of my favorite things this gen. Considerably more organic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 21:57:43 No.34077003 Report

Quoted By:

>>34076888
This is one of the best parts about gen 7. They've even managed to breathe life into old pokemon by giving them new lore.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 22:03:01 No.34077096 Report

Quoted By:

>>34076957
Dragons are all moefags

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 22:04:16 No.34077122 Report

Quoted By: >>34078325 >>34079209

>Lapras: They've been so cherished that there's now an overabundance. The fish Pokémon population has declined in waters with too many Lapras
Open season?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 22:04:48 No.34077134 Report

Quoted By: >>34077182 >>34077279

>Pineco: Motionless, it hangs from trees, waiting for its bug Pokémon prey to come to it. Its favorite in Alola is Cutiefly.
PINECO NO!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 22:05:27 No.34077152 Report

Quoted By:

>>34074753
Man, you know Slowpoke/Slowbro are so slow they don't seem to register pain? M Slowbro probably thinks it fell into a warm, moist hole in the ground and is getting a gumjob from Shellder's innards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 22:06:23 No.34077167 Report

Quoted By:

>>34076619
Those Teeth aren't canon, was just some modeler's technical fuck up nerd.

It had two big fangs on top and on big fang on the bottom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 22:06:40 No.34077177 Report

Quoted By:

>>34074820
Well, now I don't know how to feel about that...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 22:06:48 No.34077182 Report

Quoted By:

>>34077134
PINECO YES!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 22:07:20 No.34077192 Report

Quoted By: >>34077450

>>34076619
Crobat is easily one of the biggest design mistakes in the series.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 22:08:18 No.34077212 Report

Quoted By:

Pinsir(Mega): After Mega Evolution, it becomes able to fly. Perhaps because it's so happy, it rarely touches the ground.
This is the cutest fucking thing I've read in my life

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 22:08:48 No.34077225 Report

Quoted By:

>>34076888
I love this whole ecosystem theme. Especially with mons from different gens interacting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 22:09:43 No.34077244 Report

Quoted By:

>>34076670
It was always canon. It's part of the anime.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 22:09:46 No.34077246 Report

Quoted By:

>>34074962
>ywn be punished by your angry Salazzle with a fiery slap

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 22:11:10 No.34077278 Report

Quoted By:

>>34074970
"HEY! I'M WALKIN' HERE!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 22:11:13 No.34077279 Report

Quoted By:

>>34077134
This is my least favorite dex entry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 22:15:09 No.34077359 Report

Quoted By:

>>34076619
NOT CANON
imho

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 22:18:41 No.34077428 Report

Quoted By: >>34077448

>>34075413
That's Captain Planet however, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 22:19:21 No.34077443 Report

Quoted By: >>34077451 >>34077466 >>34078257

>>34074844
>Trapinch: Its jaws are strong enough to crush rocks but so heavy that it can’t get up if it flips over. Sandile seize those moments as their chance.
Backstabbing bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 22:19:44 No.34077447 Report

Quoted By:

>>34075445
JIGG-LYY-PUFF!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 22:20:01 No.34077448 Report

Quoted By: >>34077897

>>34077428
No, Captain Planet has blue skin, not a blue jacket.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 22:20:06 No.34077450 Report

Quoted By: >>34077493

>>34077192
Crobat piano teeth are great

You're fucking gay and a mistake

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 22:20:07 No.34077451 Report

Quoted By:

>>34077443
but when they mature, they overcome their difference and work together to hunt

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 22:20:31 No.34077458 Report

Quoted By:

>Honchkrow: Its goons take care of most of the fighting for it. The only time it dirties its own hands is in delivering a final blow to finish off an opponent
>read this and remember that Honchkrow has Moxie

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 22:20:54 No.34077463 Report

Quoted By:

>>34075047
>Wailmer still hold onto memories of being terrestrial after thousands of years

ok, GF

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 22:21:02 No.34077466 Report

Quoted By:

>>34077443
Well it is Dark type.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 22:22:22 No.34077493 Report

Quoted By:

>>34077450
I'm sorry you're so fond of an objectively bad design, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 22:24:26 No.34077534 Report

Quoted By:

>>34075705
Maybe it's an ancestor to Scyther/Scizor (among others, Herracross and Pinsir too maybe?)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 22:24:55 No.34077542 Report

Quoted By:

>>34076619
vampire bats do that

their teeth are so sharp that there's no pain, and they just lap up the blood; it's not really sucking

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 22:28:32 No.34077603 Report

Quoted By: >>34077628 >>34079148

>Primeape: The blood vessels in its brain are sturdier than those of other Pokémon, so it can stay healthy despite its constant raging.
Nice try GF, but you're not fooling me. You already told me it can get so angry it dies in SM.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 22:29:53 No.34077628 Report

Quoted By:

>>34077603
They're not mutually exclusive. Just imagine how apocalyptically angry it'd have to be to burst its reinforced blood vessels.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 22:31:23 No.34077654 Report

Quoted By: >>34077721

>>34075936
Makes sense though, we were told in Gen I that you could only carry a max of 6 Pokémon at a time and everyone laughed. If that's what the true nature of Pokémon is - no wonder they put a hard limit on you, can you imagine having 10 nukes on hand and one of them just woke up on the wrong side of the poké ball that day and isn't in the mood for any shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 22:34:00 No.34077705 Report

Quoted By: >>34077738 >>34077743 >>34077865

>>34076085
what joke am I missing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 22:34:49 No.34077721 Report

Quoted By:

>>34077654
>>34075936
You see now why most trainers only have one or two Pokemon, and why the concept of bonds is played up so much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 22:35:29 No.34077738 Report

Quoted By: >>34077940

>>34077705
It learns Sky Uppercut.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 22:35:46 No.34077743 Report

Quoted By: >>34077940

>>34077705
The only Fighting move Hakamo-o/Kommo-o could learn in SM via Lv Up was Sky Uppercut (afaik).

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 22:37:47 No.34077775 Report

Quoted By:

>>34076375
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 22:40:10 No.34077830 Report

Quoted By:

>>34075262
So does that mean it will eventually have human intelligence?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 22:42:45 No.34077865 Report

Quoted By: >>34077940

>>34077705
Shoryuken aka Dragon Punch

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 22:44:49 No.34077897 Report

Quoted By: >>34078167

>>34077448
Aye, but the Redhead reacting to the poor bastard thrown in the sea was Wheeler, Guardian of the Ring of Fire (kek).

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 22:45:07 No.34077903 Report

Quoted By: >>34078083

>Relicanth: Thought to have gone extinct, Relicanth was given a name that is a variation of the name of the person who discovered it.
Oh shit. They're onto me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 22:45:40 No.34077916 Report

Quoted By:

>>34075486
underrated post

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 22:47:24 No.34077940 Report

Quoted By:

>>34077738
>>34077743
>>34077865
Cheers lads, wasn't a massive SF fan, but I should have known Dragon Punch.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 22:49:29 No.34077974 Report

Quoted By:

>Oranguru: It normally spends its time meditating in the treetops. It throws Poké Balls and gives other Pokémon orders as it pleases.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 22:53:54 No.34078053 Report

Quoted By: >>34078257

>>34074844
oh man, sunglasses sand team sounds amazing and truly bromantic

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 22:55:07 No.34078083 Report

Quoted By: >>34078183 >>34078223

>>34077903
I always thought pokemon names were "natural", like in the anime (even though they don't say their name in the games). What the fuck. Is this a new development or am I incredibly dense?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 22:55:28 No.34078093 Report

Quoted By: >>34078184

>>34074844
>Flygon needs to team up with others to one-up Garchomp
those cake faggots need to learn their place

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 22:55:34 No.34078094 Report

Quoted By:

>>34075936
Man training these pokemon is a true death sentence too; imagine how lethal a ghost specialist must be.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 22:56:23 No.34078109 Report

Quoted By: >>34078150 >>34078157 >>34078272

Ok so which mega evolutions can I use and won't feel guilty about? Pinsir is one right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 22:58:14 No.34078150 Report

Quoted By:

>>34078109
don't forget the dangerous aspect of it; mega evolving gengar is dangerous for your health

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 22:58:36 No.34078157 Report

Quoted By:

>>34078109
Don't forget Ampharos

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 22:58:57 No.34078167 Report

Quoted By: >>34078462

>>34077897
Yeah, but the joke is that the guy with the jacket looks like Carlos. Anon isn't literally stating the gif is from Magic School Bus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 23:00:04 No.34078183 Report

Quoted By:

>>34078083
>even though they don't say their name in the games
They do, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 23:00:09 No.34078184 Report

Quoted By: >>34078199 >>34078225

>>34078093
t. garchomp butthurt that flygon can make bros

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 23:01:03 No.34078199 Report

Quoted By:

>>34078184
fuck you you little slut i thought we had something special

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 23:02:34 No.34078223 Report

Quoted By: >>34078245

>>34078083
Humans naming Pokemon has been a thing since Rotom's secret room in Platinum. Cosmog and I think Nihilego were mentioned to be named by Aether scientists (Mohn?) IIRC.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 23:02:40 No.34078225 Report

Quoted By:

>>34078184
Garchomp can hunt perfectly fine on its own.
It also has something Flygon can only dream of; a rivalry with Salamence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 23:03:46 No.34078245 Report

Quoted By:

>>34078223
Don't forget Gladion naming Silvally.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 23:04:08 No.34078253 Report

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>They made Drifloom and Drifblim's entries even more creepy
What the hell GF

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 23:04:21 No.34078257 Report

Quoted By:

>>34078053
>>34074844
>>34077443

>mfw I have a huge stack of Blackglasses from killing Sandiles whenever they pop up because they prey on based Trapinch
>mfw I will continue this habit with increased glee because of Sandile's backstabbing bullshit

REMOVE UNOVAN

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 23:04:23 No.34078259 Report

Quoted By: >>34078436 >>34078994

>Ninetales(Alola): The reason it guides people all the way down to the mountain's base is that it wants them to hurry up and leave.
Ninetales doesn't like you, it just wants you to fuck off

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 23:04:49 No.34078272 Report

Quoted By:

>>34078109
Pinsir, Ampharos, and Slowbro.
>Happy as fuck
>regrows some hair
>Comfy as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 23:07:47 No.34078325 Report

Quoted By:

>>34077122
Aw, but that's really cute! They used to be endangered, but because the Pokemon fanbase, us, loves it so much, it's now excessively common! We did it, boys!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 23:13:26 No.34078436 Report

Quoted By:

>>34078259
>''Get off my fucking mountain you human cunts''

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 23:14:12 No.34078462 Report

Quoted By:

>>34078167
I need to learn to wake the fuck up sometime.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 23:16:49 No.34078513 Report

Quoted By:

>>34076090
>Unable to die even though he wishes for it, Porygon eventually stopped thinking

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 23:33:16 No.34078811 Report

Quoted By:

>>34075031
She's a school shooter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 23:44:11 No.34078994 Report

Quoted By:

>>34078259
>Ninetales(Alola): When people are found frozen on mountains, it might be because they didn't take Ninetales' hint.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 23:49:58 No.34079114 Report

Quoted By: >>34079285 >>34079502

>Perhaps because it's so happy, it rarely touches the ground
>Perhaps
I'm skeptical it's that and not "elated at its newfound maneuverability to shear opponents in half."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 23:51:55 No.34079148 Report

Quoted By:

>>34077603
But I thought it died from a heart attack, not from a cerebral hemorrhage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 23:55:00 No.34079209 Report

Quoted By:

>>34077122
I love that there's a canon explanation for Lapras becoming progressively less rare every gen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Nov 2017 23:59:22 No.34079285 Report

Quoted By: >>34079502

>>34079114
please anon, i want to believe that there are some megas that aren't tortured or murderous

i feel guilty for making my sableye have to suffer chestbursting every time

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2017 00:10:49 No.34079502 Report

Quoted By:

>>34079114
>>34079285
what if it just doesn't know how to land

Anonymous

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>Pawniard: After shredding its prey, it sharpens its blades on a stone by the river. Each Pawniard has its own favorite sharpening stone.

WHO TOOK PAWNIARD'S STONE

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