1. This game is the real deal. Face it, most of you neckbeards do not have what it takes to play it. The purpose of this game is not to entertain, it was made entirely to scare off the drooling haters and cater only to the selected elite of Pokemon fandom. Only the few, chosen people who are blessed with the soul of the patrician can discern the qualities this game offers. It is the definition of a real comfy, satisfying game only for those most faithful and dedicated to the franchise. If you are not one of them, then tough luck for you mate, but remember: you have no right to complain about anything in the game because it is not the games fault that you're a total failure who cant stand a real Pokemon game. Guess what? GF don't even want you to play their game, inferior one. Go back to /v/.

2. If you think every release is required to provide more than a handful of moves, boss fights, or new rooms to roam, you are a entitled, spoiled little child and must immediately go back to /v/ (which is obviously your favorite board, kiddo) . You are not worthy of playing USUM. The same thing applies to recycled content such as story, dialogue, and cutscene. If you are too stupid to appreciate the craftmanship in experiencing them once again, GTFO. GF shouldn't have to bother with making new things just because you clearly don't like the franchise at all and will complain no matter what.

3. Real fans (aka worthy human beings) don't require new content for them to buy a new entry. New Formes? Such vanity is only implemented for emotionless people who won't play through with their old favorites. Postgame? A true passionate fan does not demand such luxuries. The same story with a couple lines switched around is more than enough and it is disrespectful and demanding to ask for any more.

4. In general, it is always the customer who should adapt to fit a product, not the other way around. The paying customer has no right to voice their opinions on the product they are paying for.