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Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 16:48:18 No.34120725 View View Reply Original Report

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Why did humans use to marry Pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 16:50:03 No.34120744 Report

Quoted By: >>34121517

love

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 16:51:52 No.34120758 Report

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>>34120725
They're sexier than humans

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 16:54:44 No.34120774 Report

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>>34120725
To inherit property of course

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 16:57:57 No.34120799 Report

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>>34120725
Why did humans used to buy and sell other humans?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 17:00:07 No.34120814 Report

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My headcanon is this isn't actually true but revisionist history to show "progress"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 17:00:26 No.34120816 Report

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>>34120799
>used to

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 17:06:33 No.34120881 Report

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>>34120725
pokemon human racemixing produced humans who dont die when magcargo passes by them or when they get electrified

superior genes you fool

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 17:16:06 No.34120966 Report

Quoted By: >>34121037 >>34121225

>>34120881
If a Lucario impregnated a human would the offspring have aura powers? Would this explain human hair bring every color in the rainbow?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 17:22:36 No.34121036 Report

Quoted By: >>34121049

Any reason not to?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 17:22:42 No.34121037 Report

Quoted By: >>34121262

>>34120966
Yes, humans fucking Kadabra and Alakazam is how some are born as psychics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 17:24:07 No.34121049 Report

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>>34121036
nope

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 17:24:10 No.34121051 Report

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>>34120725
Because there was no difference back then, did you not finish reading it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 17:25:24 No.34121062 Report

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>>34120881
So if I fucked Arceus would our offspring be a demigod? Groovy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 17:35:07 No.34121160 Report

Quoted By: >>34121204

>>34121062
> fucking genderless pokemon

but where

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 17:39:38 No.34121204 Report

Quoted By: >>34121218

>>34121160
>genderless
Get your bulbapedo headcanon out of hear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 17:41:10 No.34121218 Report

Quoted By: >>34121224 >>34121226 >>34121231 >>34121237

>>34121204
> no gender indicator on 95% of legends
> headcanon
are ye havin a giggle?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 17:41:58 No.34121224 Report

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>>34121218
They are gender unknown, not genderless, pomf

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 17:42:20 No.34121225 Report

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>>34120966
Did you just solve the Ash's dad mystery?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 17:42:20 No.34121226 Report

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>>34121218
Gender unknown does not mean they don't have one

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 17:42:58 No.34121231 Report

Quoted By: >>34121241

>>34121218
unknown =/= genderless

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 17:43:28 No.34121237 Report

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>>34121218
It's a god. It'll find out how to fix that issue one way or another

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 17:44:26 No.34121241 Report

Quoted By: >>34121258 >>34122350

>>34121231
> no pokescientist can look at a groin

really makes ya think

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 17:44:59 No.34121248 Report

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>>34120725
Humans don't need pokemon for sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 17:45:48 No.34121258 Report

Quoted By: >>34121273

>>34121241
The Pokemon didn't give consent

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 17:46:25 No.34121262 Report

Quoted By: >>34121276

>>34121037
>the abra line is 7/8 male
>Mr. Mime in Ash's house
>also Hypno exists.
Well then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 17:47:24 No.34121273 Report

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>>34121258
> nippon
> consent

thats not like my doujins anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 17:47:49 No.34121276 Report

Quoted By: >>34121292 >>34121295 >>34121311

>>34121262
>hypno
>literally a child rapist

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 17:49:33 No.34121292 Report

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>>34121276
> tfw hypno carried your genwun team and you have to hear this slander

its not fucking fair!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 17:49:49 No.34121295 Report

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>>34121276
Kevin Spacey isn't in Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 17:50:36 No.34121311 Report

Quoted By: >>34121320

>>34121276
Hypno may be a money grubbing jew but it's not a rapist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 17:51:21 No.34121320 Report

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>>34121311
>bashes the Hebrew scholar yet defends child rapists in the same breath

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 18:06:48 No.34121498 Report

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So is Ash's dad a Lucario that left his mom before he was born?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 18:08:38 No.34121517 Report

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>>34120744

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 18:09:21 No.34121522 Report

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>>34121517

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 18:11:35 No.34121553 Report

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>>34120725
Only the Sinnohans did.
And they did it because they're the hillbillies of the pokemon world.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 18:11:36 No.34121554 Report

Quoted By: >>34121579 >>34121638

Reminder: Latias wanted Ash's dick.

Confirms Pokemon are indeed sexual beings or beings who understand romance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 18:12:05 No.34121559 Report

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>>34121517
Is that for Amber?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 18:13:01 No.34121568 Report

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>>34121517
Love is a powerful thing, isn't it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 18:14:35 No.34121579 Report

Quoted By: >>34122357

>>34121554
and pedophiles

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 18:14:47 No.34121580 Report

Quoted By: >>34121662

>>34121553
Nice headcanon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 18:21:28 No.34121638 Report

Quoted By: >>34121659 >>34122412 >>34122468

>>34121554
Yeah, because that's not a retarded assumption or anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 18:23:17 No.34121659 Report

Quoted By: >>34121698

>>34121638
Explain to me how it isn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 18:23:28 No.34121662 Report

Quoted By: >>34121679

>>34121580
But it's true. No other region has lore about marrying pokemon or any of the other insane Sinnoh myths.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 18:24:58 No.34121679 Report

Quoted By: >>34123550

>>34121662
burden of proof.
Slow me anything stating other regions don't fuck pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 18:26:37 No.34121698 Report

Quoted By: >>34121762

>>34121659
Explain to me how it is, since it was your point to make in the first place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 18:31:39 No.34121762 Report

Quoted By: >>34121825

>>34121698
>I cant explain why youre wrong but youre going to have to explain why youre right!
The gif shouldve been self explanatory

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 18:34:22 No.34121798 Report

Quoted By: >>34121833

Pokemon dont have penises or vaginas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 18:36:44 No.34121825 Report

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>>34121762
Yeah, no. You're retarded.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 18:37:17 No.34121833 Report

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>>34121798

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 18:38:08 No.34121840 Report

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>>34121833
Kek.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 18:41:17 No.34121871 Report

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>>34121833
BLUE BOARD

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 18:42:00 No.34121878 Report

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>>34121833
Say isn't that manga still running?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 18:45:35 No.34121905 Report

Quoted By: >>34121918

>>34120725
Have you seen Machoke?

So hot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 18:47:30 No.34121918 Report

Quoted By: >>34121922

>>34121905
Why not Machamp?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 18:48:05 No.34121922 Report

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>>34121918
The lips are off putting.

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Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 19:00:39 No.34122083 Report

Quoted By: >>34122359

>>34120725
nobody knows

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 19:09:56 No.34122233 Report

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>>34120725
Why is it's hand on backwards?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 19:16:01 No.34122302 Report

Quoted By: >>34122314

>>34120881
Not to mention psychic humans, humans children who can lift larvitars, aura-sensing humans, and the like.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 19:17:04 No.34122314 Report

Quoted By: >>34122435

>>34122302
>humans children who can lift larvitars

Why Larvitars, specifically?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 19:21:50 No.34122350 Report

Quoted By: >>34122365 >>34122378

>>34121241
The thing is, they may not have external genitalia.

In fact, given we've literally seen Arceues do it in one cutscene, I have to wonder if their world is one of spontaneous generation. Daycares don't know where eggs come from because Arceues creates not just some eggs, but every egg with it's creation ability.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 19:22:57 No.34122357 Report

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>>34121579
Not pedo if aprox same age

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 19:23:07 No.34122359 Report

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>>34122083
More Zoroark pls

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 19:23:34 No.34122365 Report

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>>34122350
>arceus is a pokemon stork

lovely thought

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 19:25:16 No.34122378 Report

Quoted By: >>34122394 >>34122442

>>34122350
you know that's just gamefreak keeping the game kid friendly, pokemon have genitals and they fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 19:26:57 No.34122394 Report

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>>34122378
Then why can't I see my Pikachu's, big 49 inch lighting rod in game, huh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 19:28:00 No.34122407 Report

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>>34121553
They have cowboys, so this seems likely.

But Johto is Kansai accent, not Sinnoh. So... eh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 19:29:03 No.34122412 Report

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>>34121638
Chikorita had a thing for ash too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 19:30:14 No.34122428 Report

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>>34121553
>t. hillbilly

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 19:30:35 No.34122435 Report

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>>34122314
They're like over 100lb, but Ash, as a 10yrold can lift it like it were a slightly large housecat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 19:31:37 No.34122442 Report

Quoted By: >>34122455

>>34122378
Source?

This is a magical world, anon. Don't assume things you have no evidence for.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 19:32:55 No.34122455 Report

Quoted By: >>34122488 >>34122499 >>34122517

>>34122442
>>34121833

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 19:33:44 No.34122468 Report

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>>34121638
Latias is not the only instance we've seen of this concept.

We've also had significant evidence of sexual attraction towards Pokemon in humans, at least in women. Primarily towards humanoid fighting types.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 19:35:35 No.34122488 Report

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>>34122455
Unless it's a massive grower, that's not long enough to insert.

Also, that comic does a lot of things not treated as canon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 19:36:30 No.34122499 Report

Quoted By: >>34122617

>>34122455
>treating a fucking comedic spin off series as canon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 19:38:14 No.34122517 Report

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>>34122455
>>34121833
Based on what I'm looking at here, this is a micropenis extruding from a cloaca to urinate.

Which would indeed mean no external genitalia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 19:41:42 No.34122543 Report

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>>34120725
theyre forever young and never change body type

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 19:48:30 No.34122617 Report

Quoted By: >>34122661

>>34122499
>what is multiverse
dumb canonfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 19:52:18 No.34122661 Report

Quoted By: >>34122684 >>34122701

>>34122617
You're kidding, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 19:54:24 No.34122684 Report

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>>34122661
>canonfags are this deep in debial
hilarious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 19:56:17 No.34122701 Report

Quoted By: >>34122729

>>34122661
god, I sure hope so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 19:58:51 No.34122729 Report

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>>34122701
Just look at him. He clearly isn't. Sad, huh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 20:06:16 No.34122806 Report

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>>34120725

Tax purposes. Better support from the government.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 20:08:18 No.34122828 Report

Quoted By: >>34122834 >>34122835

>>34121517
What does Pokecum taste like?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 20:09:01 No.34122834 Report

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>>34122828
It tastes like semon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 20:09:04 No.34122835 Report

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>>34122828
Ask Junichi.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 20:09:55 No.34122843 Report

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>>34120725
Pandering to furries

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Nov 2017 21:11:14 No.34123550 Report

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>>34121679
That's now how burden of proof works you retard.

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