>Lose an argument then either:

a) report
b) shit up the catalogue by making bait threads and falseflag posts. Bonus points if they are copypasta tier and you repost the same one every time it goes to the archive

>"USUM SUCKS WORST GAME EVAR GEN 6 WAS AMAZING!!" "C-contrarian!!" "Free game bad" "lol shill groudon.flv" are all perfectly legitimate ways to delegitimize an argument

>"N-nice bingo sheet anon"

>Repeat your mantra across the entire board "I knew /vp/ was underage, but Jesus Christ!"

>Make sure to deflect all criticisms by informing your adversaries how many times you will be purchasing the game

>U mad bro? xD

>Everyone on /vp/ is the same person. Treat every conflicting opinion, and every reply, as if it came from the exact same anon

Bonus points if you shit in your hand, smear some on your face, and start throwing it at walls