>>34127518Yeah, but it's my fish that has "jumping kind of high in the air" as its power. You don't need a god of light to reach that cookie jar or get your ball back after you kicked it into a tree, a fish that jumps two goddamn meters out of water is good enough.
Besides, even Magikarp being pathetic is a lie. You have things like Ralts, Bunnelby and Wooper in the sub-250 BST range and they don't have to put up with this kind of crap, just give actual moves to 'karp and it will hold its own well enough.