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Anonymous Wed 15 Nov 2017 02:45:50 No.34169779 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>34169869 >>34170674 >>34170744 >>34171229 >>34171482

Would you leap into the middle for your favorite pokemon to become real?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Nov 2017 02:46:55 No.34169790 Report

Quoted By: >>34170710

If i dont die ? Then yes
If it means i die ? Yes!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Nov 2017 02:55:41 No.34169869 Report

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>>34169779
No, retard. I'd be killed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Nov 2017 02:56:12 No.34169876 Report

Quoted By: >>34170710 >>34171336

yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Nov 2017 04:12:39 No.34170674 Report

Quoted By: >>34170710

>>34169779
If I die I win
If if i get pokemon i win
If i live with a horrible injury, i still live and i still win
If i come out unscathed, i win

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Nov 2017 04:16:26 No.34170710 Report

Quoted By: >>34170768 >>34171205 >>34172752

>>34169790
>>34170674
>>34169876
But what if it's a Pokémon that's extremely dangerous and evil, like a Lopunny or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Nov 2017 04:20:22 No.34170744 Report

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>>34169779
Oh cool, a portal to hell!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Nov 2017 04:23:19 No.34170768 Report

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>>34170710
It's my favorite, it's not ebil

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Nov 2017 05:15:57 No.34171205 Report

Quoted By: >>34171336

>>34170710
yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Nov 2017 05:18:15 No.34171214 Report

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>Would you (method to kill yourself) for (thing)?

What a stupid question. Your life is literally the most valuable thing you have.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Nov 2017 05:20:44 No.34171229 Report

Quoted By: >>34171381 >>34172580

>>34169779

>has been burning for 40 years or whatever
>all of those emissions fucking up the environment with no one trying to stop it
>they haven't even tried to harness the heat for energy

Fucking travesty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Nov 2017 05:24:04 No.34171262 Report

Quoted By: >>34171302 >>34171305 >>34171450 >>34172669

To everyone saying you’d die, re-read what OP said.

He said jump in the middle, which is the safest part of the lava. Especially if you stand on the circle in the middle, which is called “the eye of the storm”. That same method works for any disaster, like hurricanes, tornadoes, earthquakes, tsunamis, and volcanoes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Nov 2017 05:29:11 No.34171302 Report

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>>34171262
>jump in the middle, 700C won't kill you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Nov 2017 05:30:14 No.34171305 Report

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>>34171262
Yeah man, just jump to the middle of a volcano, nothing could go wrong

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Anonymous Wed 15 Nov 2017 05:34:45 No.34171336 Report

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>>34169876
>>34171205

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Nov 2017 05:41:01 No.34171381 Report

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>>34171229
Tourism bux X333

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Nov 2017 05:50:10 No.34171450 Report

Quoted By: >>34171482 >>34171484

>>34171262
How would you escape?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Nov 2017 05:57:48 No.34171482 Report

Quoted By: >>34171513

>>34169779
I'd jump in even if my favorite pokemon wasn't gonna be real.

>>34171450
with the pokemon duh

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Nov 2017 05:58:03 No.34171484 Report

Quoted By: >>34171513

>>34171450
Get your pokemon to save you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Nov 2017 06:03:29 No.34171513 Report

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>>34171484
>>34171482
>favorite pokemon is kartana
fuck you

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Kris_PKMN4EVER !ARigjoXGVg Wed 15 Nov 2017 06:39:07 No.34171730 Report

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Sure

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Nov 2017 10:28:11 No.34172580 Report

Quoted By: >>34172591

>>34171229
>all of those emissions fucking up the environment
Or all those emissions aren't fucking up anything and you've got Captain Planet whispering lies into your ear.
Any volcano does more "environmental damage" in one burp than humans do in a year.
Earth's chemistry is fine, it deals with itself.

Worry about plastics. That shit's alien and it's not "cost effective" to scoop it up and recycle it out of the oceans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Nov 2017 10:31:09 No.34172591 Report

Quoted By: >>34172624

>>34172580
What if you dump plastic down a volcano?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Nov 2017 10:41:35 No.34172624 Report

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>>34172591
Depends on the volcano. But assuming its good and fiery, you'd be making a tire fire that eventually vomits on you. Not the worst option but not the best either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Nov 2017 10:56:25 No.34172669 Report

Quoted By: >>34172703

>>34171262
The door to hell isn't a volcano, retard. It's a natural gas field that has partially collapsed and geologists set it on fire to prevent the spread of methane into the environment. There's boiling mud in there, but no lava. Also, people have set foot inside the bottom before.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Nov 2017 11:06:28 No.34172703 Report

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>>34172669
>Also, people have set foot inside the bottom before.
Sure. Next you'll tell us people have set foot on the moon, too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Nov 2017 11:16:58 No.34172752 Report

Quoted By: >>34172802

>>34170710
tfw you sacrifice yourself to summon Lopunnies that just end up being rape toys

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Nov 2017 11:27:42 No.34172802 Report

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>>34172752
Can't the willing. Don't forget the dex entries that basically say if you touch one wrong it will punch you with spring loaded ears and kick you a new asshole with "graceful" legs.

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