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Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:46:26 No.34179894 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>34179916 >>34179938 >>34179957 >>34179968 >>34179977 >>34180377 >>34180471 >>34180803 >>34180949 >>34182376 >>34183644

>almost 2018
>still no dolphin pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:47:32 No.34179906 Report

Quoted By: >>34179917 >>34179944 >>34179973 >>34179993 >>34180068 >>34180403

there's no reason why every single animal has to be represented in pokemon
dolphins are evil faggot rapist animals anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:48:18 No.34179916 Report

Quoted By: >>34179973

>>34179894
what is kadabra?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:48:19 No.34179917 Report

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>>34179906
humans are evil faggot rapist animals anyway yet they're always represented as pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:49:15 No.34179927 Report

Quoted By: >>34179973

*bottlenose dolphin

Anyway, how could you forget Snorlax?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:50:11 No.34179938 Report

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>>34179894
>>>/a/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:50:54 No.34179944 Report

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>>34179906
>dolphins are evil faggot rapists

Necrozma isn't a dolphin, come on, now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:51:57 No.34179957 Report

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>>34179894
We don’t even have a leech Pokémon yet, calm down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:52:52 No.34179968 Report

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>>34179894
Delphox already exists

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:53:13 No.34179973 Report

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>>34179906
dolphins should be represented as pokemon because they are the best animal
>>34179916
>>34179927
>>34179938
NOT A DOLPHIN, GET OUT OF MY THREAD

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:53:35 No.34179975 Report

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>2017
>still no red panda ‘mon
Come on, Gamefreak.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:53:50 No.34179977 Report

Quoted By: >>34179987

>>34179894
>ywn have a physical manifestation of your own fighting spirit stop you from killing yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:54:49 No.34179987 Report

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>>34179977
"Why won't God let me die?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:55:36 No.34179993 Report

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>>34179906
>le ebin dolphin rape maymay

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:56:41 No.34180008 Report

Quoted By: >>34180131 >>34180830

>>34179993
>if i call it a meme that will make it not true
fuck off, flipper

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:59:22 No.34180039 Report

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>>34179957
>what is leech seed

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 01:59:47 No.34180045 Report

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>>34179975
Stufful and Bewear

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:02:11 No.34180068 Report

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>>34179906
I don't think dolphins rape faggots exclusively.
Are you sure you're not just assuming, since you were raped by a dolphin, that all dolphin rape victims are faggots?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:08:28 No.34180131 Report

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>>34180008
No, it not being true makes it not true. Dolphins don't engage in forced copulation (or it has never been observed), which is what animal "rape" should be called anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:11:58 No.34180173 Report

Quoted By: >>34180478

the closest we have is Kyogre, which is an Orca which are technically dolphins, not "killer whales".

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:21:28 No.34180276 Report

Quoted By: >>34181598

>>34180045
I’ll accept Stufful, but I want a /proper/ red panda that stays as one. I’d even be happy with literally my Mom’s red panda ‘cause they’re honestly one of the cutest animals.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:30:49 No.34180377 Report

Quoted By: >>34180465

>>34179894
There's no real difference between whales and dolphins
Everyone has just agreed that a dolphin over a certain size is called a whale

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:33:25 No.34180403 Report

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>>34179906
then just make it part Dark type

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:38:11 No.34180465 Report

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>>34180377
The snout is different you fucking tit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:39:03 No.34180471 Report

Quoted By: >>34180492 >>34183791

>>34179894
This meme is fucking stupid, Kyogre is unironically a dolphin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:39:43 No.34180478 Report

Quoted By: >>34180517 >>34180521

>>34180173
Orca are not technically dolphins, they are whales

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:40:59 No.34180492 Report

Quoted By: >>34180521

>>34180471
Its a fucking whale

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:42:22 No.34180510 Report

Quoted By: >>34180909

>>34180465
All dolphins are whales, but not all whales are dolphins.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:42:55 No.34180517 Report

Quoted By: >>34180560 >>34180629

>>34180478
>The killer whale or orca (Orcinus orca) is a toothed whale belonging to the oceanic dolphin family

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:43:00 No.34180521 Report

Quoted By: >>34180560 >>34180629

>>34180478
>>34180492
>The killer whale or orca (Orcinus orca) is a toothed whale belonging to the oceanic dolphin family, of which it is the largest member.
Fucking idiots

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:46:42 No.34180560 Report

Quoted By: >>34182074

>>34180521
>>34180517
Why the fuck isn't it named the Murderdolphin then?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:47:15 No.34180567 Report

Quoted By: >>34180613

>all these faggots who think orcas are whales.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:48:37 No.34180584 Report

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so about those dolphin porn links...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:51:46 No.34180613 Report

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>>34180567
Nice family GIF

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:51:51 No.34180615 Report

Quoted By: >>34180648 >>34180649

So it turns out /vp/ aren't marine biologists. Not a surprising revelation.

I am surprised given the prevalence of water Pokemon throughout the series that we are yet to see a dolphin, especially considering how popular they are as marine life goes.

Maybe it is something to do with the Japanese diet and how they view dolphins?

But then why are there whales?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:53:31 No.34180629 Report

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>>34180521
>>34180517
>trusting wikipedia
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:55:42 No.34180648 Report

Quoted By: >>34180653 >>34181595 >>34184263

>>34180615
I think it's more of how Japan is still the only place that doesn't view dolphins with as much critical acclaim as the rest of the world does. Which is totally fine, seeing as Japan LOVES all their cool bugs and sea critters.

If they DO decide to make a dolphin, they better not make it cute. I hope they make it a lean and mean dolphin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:56:00 No.34180649 Report

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>>34180615
we already have the Orca Dolphin Leviathan Kyogre, but what people really want is the iconic Bottlenose Dolphin, we hope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 02:56:35 No.34180653 Report

Quoted By: >>34180704

>>34180648
Water/Dark

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 03:01:48 No.34180704 Report

Quoted By: >>34180723

>>34180653
yeah that's what I'd like it to be

or maybe they can make it a SAND dolphin! That'd be cool, too!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 03:03:22 No.34180723 Report

Quoted By: >>34182051

>>34180704
Maybe even a lava dolphin

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 03:11:30 No.34180803 Report

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>>34179894
Tapu Fini

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 03:15:33 No.34180830 Report

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>>34180008

>flipper

Lost my shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 03:17:30 No.34180853 Report

Quoted By: >>34180945

lanturn /thread

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 03:21:12 No.34180880 Report

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>mfw thinking about dolphin rape

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 03:23:41 No.34180909 Report

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>>34180510
fucking this

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 03:28:12 No.34180945 Report

Quoted By: >>34180975

>>34180853
>/threads his own post
Don't work like that dude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 03:28:43 No.34180949 Report

Quoted By: >>34181602 >>34184210

>>34179894
Why is the most hyped Jojo the worst? Does it get better after this part or is it downhill too?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 03:31:48 No.34180975 Report

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>>34180945
:c

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 04:44:40 No.34181579 Report

Quoted By: >>34181639

>>34180131
>Dolphins don't engage in forced copulation
Why are you telling blatant lies?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 04:46:56 No.34181595 Report

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>>34180648
I’m honestly upset that we only have a few cephalopods and none of them look very cool. I want a cuttlefish that actually looks like a cuttlefish before we get a dolphin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 04:47:24 No.34181598 Report

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>>34180276
Spinda

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 04:47:56 No.34181602 Report

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>>34180949
>shit taste

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 04:52:19 No.34181635 Report

Quoted By: >>34182321 >>34182368

>no pink water/ground river dolphin

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 04:52:42 No.34181639 Report

Quoted By: >>34182370

>>34181579
I'm not, I'm telling the truth. There are no documented cases of dolphins engaging in forced copulation. Mounting (think dog humping your leg) and sexual coercion, yes. Forced copulation, no.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 04:53:37 No.34181644 Report

Quoted By: >>34182192

'Sup?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 06:03:09 No.34182051 Report

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>>34180723
oh shit man didn't even think about lava dolphin

now we need an oil dolphin

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 06:07:13 No.34182074 Report

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>>34180560
Killer whale is a new name for them. Their name was actually Whale Killer since that what they do. They're whale-killing dolphins

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 06:08:37 No.34182083 Report

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Yeah, don't give OP Kyogre or anything, we both want a dolphin Pokemon that is drawn nearly identical to a real life dolphin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 06:20:23 No.34182192 Report

Quoted By: >>34182225

>>34181644

it is orca

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 06:25:11 No.34182225 Report

Quoted By: >>34182234

>>34182192
Which is a member of the dolphin family, yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 06:26:28 No.34182234 Report

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>>34182225
NO NO NO, DON'T GIVE ME ANIMAL TAXONOMY. SHIT'S CONFUSING.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 06:31:48 No.34182271 Report

Quoted By: >>34182284 >>34182307

Specify you want a bottlenose dolphin if you want a bottlenose dolphin

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 06:33:22 No.34182281 Report

Quoted By: >>34184280

>>34179957
>What is Eelektross line
They're pretty clearly based on eels, lamprey and leeches.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 06:33:57 No.34182284 Report

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>>34182271
Y-Yeah, give us this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 06:35:33 No.34182295 Report

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ITT: GF can't have more than one iteration of a real life creature

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 06:36:47 No.34182307 Report

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>>34182271
Imagine the fluff fanarts between it and the Trainers. They're such kind-hearted creature!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 06:38:25 No.34182321 Report

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>>34181635
>not Ground/Fighting with water absorb

River dolphins are grey, anon. They just scar pink.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 06:43:24 No.34182346 Report

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>>34179957
Hi Bogleech

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 06:45:58 No.34182354 Report

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>>34179993
>victim blaming
don't do this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 06:47:27 No.34182368 Report

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>>34181635
river dolphins are the ugliest of all
both chink and brazilian ones

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 06:48:20 No.34182370 Report

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>>34181639
I thought there were a lot of recorded cases of baby seals and porpoises with internal damage consistent with being raped to death, and it was connected to dolphins?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 06:49:45 No.34182376 Report

Quoted By: >>34182380

>>34179894
Be patient

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 06:50:29 No.34182380 Report

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>>34182376
Oh yes!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 10:42:54 No.34183644 Report

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>>34179894
neh we need the 20th cat pokemon or the 12th dog pokemon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 11:09:55 No.34183791 Report

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>>34180471
This meme is fucking stupid, Slaking is unironically a sloth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 11:14:44 No.34183815 Report

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Marshadow, an extremely gorgeous dolphin, has a jewel on its head that emit sparkles so bright, that its seen as the emissary of light. It’s stats are pretty underwhelming, but it has a cool ability that allows it to have any Psychic type combination. The second type is random every time it enters the battle field. Even switching out causes it to change.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 12:31:07 No.34184210 Report

Quoted By: >>34184273

>>34180949
He's better in Part 4. Also, he's better in the Manga. I'm not on Part 6, so I don't know how he is there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 12:40:38 No.34184263 Report

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>>34180648
Well, after the Bancho panda I think that's totally possible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 12:41:41 No.34184273 Report

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>>34184210
Dead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Nov 2017 12:43:11 No.34184280 Report

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>>34182281
Leeches how? Their mouths are pretty clearly lamprey ones.

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