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Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 08:25:18 No.34269561 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>34269578 >>34270847 >>34270994 >>34271274 >>34271563 >>34272221

Post your favorite Pokemon and your most autistic confession

Jirachi
I get nervous around women so I pretend I'm the manliest character I can think of at the time to make talking easier

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 08:28:38 No.34269578 Report

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>>34269561
Wow that is really autistic

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 08:28:47 No.34269579 Report

Quoted By: >>34270828

I nearly got arrested at Busch Gardens when I was like, 12.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 08:39:43 No.34269650 Report

Quoted By: >>34270966

Archeops
I almost took part in a plot to ban all furry conventions from our town back in high school due to my hatred of furries, but it fell through to difficulties in planning it.
My hatred of them has lessened and I have some friends that are mildly furry. But if I plan a get-together and those friends bring more open furries, they have to follow a strict "keep it to yourself" policy on furry behavior and if they break it I WILL kick their ass for it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 12:11:28 No.34270638 Report

Quoted By: >>34271044

Either pic related or maybe Slutroach. I've really been enjoying using her lately. Got a shiny one too!

I regularly imagine myself in situations where I'm either in positions of power or in a relationship with a character/irl person. These go on for many weeks, whenever I have some time to day dream.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 12:15:42 No.34270659 Report

Quoted By: >>34270663

Pancham.
I ate food called shirako before which is basically fish sperm and it tasted great, now I eat it every so often.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 12:17:06 No.34270663 Report

Quoted By: >>34270683

>>34270659
is there a sexual component you get from that, or is the taste really that good?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 12:24:14 No.34270683 Report

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>>34270663
It contains potassium, phosphorus, protein and vitamin B13, so it's good for stamina, also, it's one of those things I can't describe unless you try it yourself, but it definitely has a creamy milky feel to it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 12:53:14 No.34270828 Report

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>>34269579
Story time?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 12:56:46 No.34270847 Report

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>>34269561
Similar to you, I have issues with talking to people. When I was 16, I made like a "character" that I used to talk to people that was more extroverted and outgoing. I wouldn't get embarrased because I felt they weren't talking to the real me, which worked

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 12:57:11 No.34270850 Report

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>>34270828
Yes, tell me your juicy story, anon-senpai.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 13:14:54 No.34270966 Report

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>>34269650
>if they break it I WILL kick their ass for it.
You're american aren't you? Typical "speech" pattern is so obvious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 13:20:28 No.34270994 Report

Quoted By: >>34271028

>>34269561
>I get nervous around women so I pretend I'm the manliest character I can think of at the time to make talking easier
D-does this work?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 13:25:36 No.34271028 Report

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>>34270994
Fake it til you make it, senpai.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 13:25:52 No.34271031 Report

Quoted By: >>34271125

Feraligatr

I won't look at women unless I have to like a receptionist. if a woman sits in front of me on public transport I look to the side of her or above her or just close my eyes and pretend to sleep, or get off at the next stop pretend to leave but then get back on in a different carriage. in order to not appear creepy I'll move my eyes around but never look right at her

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 13:28:09 No.34271044 Report

Quoted By: >>34271099

>>34270638
>I regularly imagine myself in situations where I'm either in positions of power or in a relationship with a character/irl person. These go on for many weeks, whenever I have some time to day dream
This is vague, what do you even mean?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 13:29:06 No.34271047 Report

Quoted By: >>34271105 >>34271113

Infernape
I get a little horny whenever I sit next to any guy and our thighs touch, it happens everywhere, trains, gym class, you name it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 13:30:23 No.34271052 Report

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Minior

I practice voice acting with oc characters when my grandparents arent home and to anyone that would be listening it just sounds like im shouting random phrases to myself

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 13:35:32 No.34271099 Report

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>>34271044
>what do you even mean?
Literally what I said. What part are you having difficulty parsing through your thick fucking skull?

I spend time imagining myself living out situations with fictional and or real people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 13:36:44 No.34271105 Report

Quoted By: >>34271107

>>34271047
gaaaaay

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 13:37:19 No.34271107 Report

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>>34271105
N-No u.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 13:37:50 No.34271113 Report

Quoted By: >>34271117

>>34271047
I assume you're a guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 13:38:35 No.34271117 Report

Quoted By: >>34271139

>>34271113
Well, I mean, obviously. I did say gym class after all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 13:40:10 No.34271125 Report

Quoted By: >>34271591

>>34271031
I think that's normal

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 13:42:30 No.34271136 Report

Quoted By: >>34271151 >>34271165 >>34271188 >>34271197

I can't stand people who type in all lowercase letters for the chill aesthetic. It's petty as hell, but from what I seen people who type like that aren't as calm as what they say and use it as a cover-up to hide their sensitivities. A lot of those people especially regularly visit places like Twitter and Tumblr

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 13:43:14 No.34271139 Report

Quoted By: >>34271146

>>34271117
do women not take gym class in burgerland?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 13:43:55 No.34271146 Report

Quoted By: >>34271168

>>34271139
>burgerland
I'm from the shitty land of milk tea drinkers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 13:46:00 No.34271151 Report

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>>34271136
That's not autistic, just stupid

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 13:48:33 No.34271165 Report

Quoted By: >>34271177

>>34271136
I can't stand people who type with full punctuation whatever the context or medium, because they are often dense brainlets who are doing it to compensate for their intellectual insecurities

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 13:49:24 No.34271168 Report

Quoted By: >>34271172

>>34271146
well then do they not take gym in the islamic state of england?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 13:49:29 No.34271169 Report

Quoted By: >>34271198 >>34271203

I have a really hard time saying "no", and so im dragged to situations that make me unconfortable. As for now, I'm stuck in a relationship where im not happy, but im afraid if i end it i wont find anyone ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 13:50:20 No.34271172 Report

Quoted By: >>34271178 >>34271181

>>34271168
Oh they do, but it's less gym and more jogging and makeshift sports bullshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 13:51:02 No.34271177 Report

Quoted By: >>34271186

>>34271165
I don't type with full punctuation because of insecurities or some other bullshit. I just do because I'm used to it.

And I'm not saying people who type in lowercase are stupid either, where in my first post did I say that they're dumb?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 13:51:09 No.34271178 Report

Quoted By: >>34271197

>>34271172
yeah pretty much the same here down under

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 13:51:22 No.34271181 Report

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>>34271172
Plus, most of the time they're seperated, so girls do easier shit elsewhere while the boys have to rough it up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 13:51:36 No.34271184 Report

Quoted By: >>34271191

Pic related, it's my favorite pokemon

I think I win the autismo award: On my first playthrough on every gen I always get romantically attached to one of the pokemon and one time, the pokemon in question turned out to be a really good match with another in double battles so I got jealous and released the second pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 13:51:51 No.34271186 Report

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>>34271177
Where in my post did I say you did?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 13:52:11 No.34271188 Report

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>>34271136
I type like that sometimes because one of my laptops has a broken shift key. Fuck the caps lock button.

So sorry if it ever annoys you, mate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 13:53:07 No.34271191 Report

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>>34271184
Calling this autistic is an insult to autism. I doubt m2k wants to fuck mewtwo

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 13:54:36 No.34271197 Report

Quoted By: >>34271210

>>34271178
Glad to see it's not exclusive, now I don't feel alone. But still, I'm 80% sure I'm not gay, so I dunno why that feeling happens.

>>34271136
I find it impossible to type in lower case or even use acronyms and internet slang, it's just so hard.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 13:54:41 No.34271198 Report

Quoted By: >>34271216 >>34271247

>>34271169
Fucking end it, mate. You're just wasting time.

Not only are you unhappy, but you're losing time you could be putting into getting someone better.

If you genuinely think you can do better, do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 13:55:13 No.34271203 Report

Quoted By: >>34271214

>>34271169

Jesus, I have the same problem and my boss knows it. This makes work hell sometimes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 13:56:24 No.34271210 Report

Quoted By: >>34271231

>>34271197
>so I dunno why that feeling happens.

Happens to sailors and pirates and whatever, too. Spend enough time without women and a slightly curvy brick will become appealing.

Jerk off before if you can.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 13:57:03 No.34271214 Report

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>>34271203
Quit your job, okay? Thanks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 13:57:27 No.34271216 Report

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>>34271198
well that was not the image I meant to post.

Based !ViVASFa0..

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Based !ViVASFa0.. Fri 24 Nov 2017 13:57:49 No.34271218 Report

Quoted By: >>34271233

I may be a tripcode user, but goddamn, I hate attention seekers in Discord. People who add a hyphen or parentheses in their names so they could be at top of the list of people. Fuck that noise

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 14:00:15 No.34271231 Report

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>>34271210
I guess that makes sense in a way, but that doesn't help, you underestimate how often I do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 14:00:27 No.34271233 Report

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>>34271218
anon this is how we all feel about most of you.

Please just stop. Anonymity is the best thing about this site by far. Every trip and namefag makes this place worse by an order of magnitude. Though if you're doing it for some reason like a /co/ story time or whatever, cool.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 14:02:03 No.34271242 Report

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As a drawfag I hate it when Pokemon artists don't bother looking at Pokemon heights and getting the sizes of Pokemon wrong. It happens a lot with Pokemon like Gliscor and Gengar and many others

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 14:02:37 No.34271247 Report

Quoted By: >>34271266 >>34271489

>>34271198
I've tried. But she is so unstable. Im scared she will kill her self if i leave her. I feel like im there only to tell her things will be alright.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 14:04:37 No.34271259 Report

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I dunno why, but I like this thread.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 14:05:39 No.34271266 Report

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>>34271247
stop being a weak cunt and do it.

Either that or shut the fuck up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 14:07:00 No.34271274 Report

Quoted By: >>34271289

>>34269561
I actually have proffesionally diagnosed autism, no, I'm not joking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 14:09:00 No.34271289 Report

Quoted By: >>34271299

>>34271274
you and 25% of vp

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 14:09:37 No.34271293 Report

Quoted By: >>34271303 >>34271331

I like black guys, especially the ones that sag their pants.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 14:10:32 No.34271299 Report

Quoted By: >>34271313 >>34271314

>>34271289
you should see /tg/. Gotta be the single highest % on all boards.

cept maybe /v/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 14:11:34 No.34271303 Report

Quoted By: >>34271312

>>34271293
stop it

>>150711911
>>150723576

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 14:12:54 No.34271312 Report

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>>34271303
???
Stop what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 14:13:02 No.34271313 Report

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>>34271299
Ironic, I also brouse /tg/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 14:13:10 No.34271314 Report

Quoted By: >>34271320

>>34271299
You don't frequent /trash/ I take it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 14:14:17 No.34271320 Report

Quoted By: >>34271334

>>34271314
I don't really think of trash as a board proper. More of a run-off drain from everywhere else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 14:15:12 No.34271331 Report

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>>34271293
Same except sagging pants in general.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 14:15:42 No.34271334 Report

Quoted By: >>34271364

>>34271320
Some parts of it are pretty comfy desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 14:20:45 No.34271364 Report

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>>34271334
Define some parts. I am intrigued.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 14:39:29 No.34271444 Report

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Mudkip

I have memory problems and so I sometimes forget I'm in public so I begin shouting lyrics to the songs I'm listening to out loud. And my singing voice is average at best. It also leads to many embarrassing situations where I forget what someone was saying 10 seconds ago and mild OCD since I always forget stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 14:47:48 No.34271489 Report

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>>34271247
Let her. If she actually goes through with it she'll just do some weak shit like slit her wrists in the bathtub. She'll get found long before her life is in any real danger, and she'll be put on suicide watch.

Girls suck at suicide.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 15:00:35 No.34271563 Report

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>>34269561
Mimikyu
I can't relax around new people, it gets to the point where my neck starts to hurt from being too stiff

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 15:04:39 No.34271583 Report

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Empoleon
I feel like my father's become fucking insane and I've self diagnosed him with Bipolar disorder. Ever since last year, his entire nature as a person has changed solely because of the election. Fuck /pol/ what I mean is the Trump Supporter mindset has destroyed what my father used to be about and he's taken it out on me and my siblings to the point that my sister is hates spending any time alone with my father. Keep in mind he isn't physically abused but emotionally he seems to know how to kick me and my siblings in the teeth over.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 15:05:47 No.34271591 Report

Quoted By: >>34271596

>>34271125
is it? I don't do it for men

If a woman walks past me / sits in front of me / next to me I have no idea what she looks like because I never look at her

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 15:07:36 No.34271596 Report

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>>34271591
Don't listen to him.

that is definitely not normal. Do yourself a favor and see a shrink, or just force yourself to look at women, even for a little bit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 15:17:23 No.34271648 Report

Quoted By: >>34271666 >>34271750 >>34271765

Whimsicott

I have an omorashi fetish.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 15:20:14 No.34271666 Report

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>>34271648
I had to google that, faggot.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 15:24:19 No.34271690 Report

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Lampent

I work with children who have autism.

Because you never said it had to do with my own behaviors.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 15:25:34 No.34271700 Report

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I genuinely like USUM, but i make fun of people who say they like it on here just to make people mad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 15:33:27 No.34271750 Report

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>>34271648
You're not alone. Autistic, but hot is fucking hot, what are you gonna do?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 15:36:06 No.34271765 Report

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Serperior
I'm a nervous wreck when talking to anyone about anything other than work
I sometimes falseflag in least favorite pokemon threads because I like being reminded how disgusting serperiorfags are
>>34271648
same, but that's not even the most autistic kink I have
doubt I have to say it at this point, but I get turned on by women busting ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 15:39:42 No.34271778 Report

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Togepi

I have a pregnancy and abortion fetish.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 15:45:32 No.34271811 Report

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I've been in relationships with 2 girls in my life and felt like it wasn't for me, and its only recently that I've pretty much come to the realisation that I'm gay. The more I think about it, the more it seems like that I was only with them because I'm so lonely.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 15:48:29 No.34271832 Report

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I've never had a girlfriend because I'm to awkward to just ask out whoever I'm interested in, mostly out of fear that it'd damage whatever pre-existing relationship I have with them. And I'm too shy to talk to women I don't know.
The one time I actually did ask someone out it was right at the end of high school and she said yes, but nothing ever came of it, probably because I came on way too strong with trying to follow up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 15:52:16 No.34271855 Report

Quoted By: >>34272310

I intentionally looks for pics with a number filename to post in these threads so nobody recognizes me. I also post pokemon that aren't my favorite sometimes in these sorts of threads as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 16:48:56 No.34272221 Report

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>>34269561
My shiny Mega Charizard Y i guess

Im extremely depressed day to day so i when im at College out in public i always smile and act like someone people would like but i make jokes all the time about being depressed or fucking busting my head

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 17:01:46 No.34272310 Report

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>>34271855
>he doesn't number his images
I got called an avatarfag for how I organize my images once, shit's hilarious
having bui falseflag as me wasn't funny though, shit was fucking freaky

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Nov 2017 17:08:28 No.34272352 Report

Quoted By:

Carracosta

In my Diamond run i only chose Turtwig because while I was selecting a Pokemon I got hit by an earthquake aftershock

Anonymous

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