Gonna go through this list and rate them
https://www.thegamer.com/15-insanely-dark-theories-about-pokemon/>Ash in a Coma10/10. It's so stupid and implausible that it ends up circling around and making me want to believe it.
>Dittos are failed MewsI like this one. It doesn't really hold water because there are a billion Dittos running wild in every game, but at least it works in Yellow where Dittos are available in Pokemon Mansion. 7/10
>Raticate is DEDForced darkness is always dumb. I would have tried harder to kill his starter. 3/10
>Kanto is post-warThere's a grand total of 1 piece of solid evidence and the rest is grimdark BS. 5/10
>Voltorb is possessedwhy isnt it ghost type. 1/10
"it also explains why Voltorb so aggressively tries to kill itself during combat"
it's now 0/10
>Gengar = Clefable???I mean, it's an interesting idea but boils down to "they look similar". The shit about "hurr you can't hurt your shadow that's why it's Normal type" got BTFO by the addition of fairies. 5/10
>Driftloon will spirit your children awaydamn this theory is so good that it's confirmed by Gamefreak themselves. 11/10
>"Yo! Champ in the making!" is your father...what. 3/10
>some Pokemon are experiments gone wrong“Rather than catch Gastly/Haunter/Gengar, Team Rocket instead attempted to create their own Ghost type" making Koffing
thanks Reddit. 2/10
>You're the real villain of RBYnot even gonna read the blurb. 1/10
>Cubone = Kangaskhanwould be plausible if Marowak looked more like Kanga. 4/10
>Psychic weaknesses are based off of fearsThis one is cool. Simple, not grimdark, and not ruined by addition of fairies. 8/10
>Cubone is Kangaskhan's natural predatorthanks Reddit. 2/10
>almost every Pokemon is DittoI know it was a meme in USUM but don't take it too far. 1/10
>Humans eat PokemonI don't doubt it, but GF will do nothing to either confirm or deny it, and for good reason. 8/10 plausibility - 2 points for grimdark