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A "What could have been" Thread

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:49:34 No.34299359 View View Reply Original Report

>We could have got a Greninja that looked as good as this
>Instead we got blindsided by an ugly as sin origami frog with a stupid tongue scarf and a gay as fuck Ash transformation

Kill me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:50:33 No.34299367 Report

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>>34299359
Fuck!

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Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:50:50 No.34299371 Report

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>>34299359
No

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:52:34 No.34299387 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:52:42 No.34299390 Report

Quoted By:

>>34299359
>GreNINJA
>doesn't even look like a ninja

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:54:25 No.34299409 Report

Quoted By: >>34299440 >>34310933

That "sorry, we ran out of polygons" head is bad, as is the removal of the bubble motif, but tongue scarf is sheer unadulterated genius.

You're just jealous that you can't wrap your tongue around your neck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:56:24 No.34299428 Report

Quoted By: >>34299691

literally a blue sceptile

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:57:02 No.34299432 Report

Quoted By: >>34299691

>>34299359
>It Just Gets Bigger Syndrome almost as bad as venusaur
yeah, no thanks

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:57:40 No.34299434 Report

Quoted By: >>34299691

>>34299359
There is nothing distinctive or interesting about this design. Say what you will about the game designers, but the Pokemon designers are good at what they do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:58:15 No.34299440 Report

Quoted By: >>34299457

>>34299409
Just because it's creative doesn't mean it isn't fucking ridiculous and disgusting.

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Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:58:56 No.34299447 Report

Quoted By: >>34299691

>it's another "what could have been" thread, but what is shown is infinitely worse than what we got episode

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 02:59:50 No.34299457 Report

Quoted By: >>34310956

>>34299440
>game about fictional monsters
>monstrous tongue on a frog monster is ridiculous
I take it you're a fan of Herdier

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Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:00:41 No.34299463 Report

Quoted By: >>34299493 >>34299499 >>34310947

Besides the knee skulls

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:02:58 No.34299493 Report

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>>34299463
How about this: It keeps the knee skulls, but they have tongues too.

I'm appalled that they didn't go the Magneton/Dugtrio route with Lickitung. Just give it three tongues and don't even bother making any other Pokemon because you've already reached perfection.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:04:09 No.34299499 Report

Quoted By: >>34300256

>>34299463
Not fat enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:05:14 No.34299515 Report

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>>34299359
this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:06:06 No.34299523 Report

Quoted By: >>34299691

>>34299359
>we got a unique design instead of just a bigger Frogadier
Truly a tragedy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:07:36 No.34299540 Report

Quoted By: >>34299572 >>34299691

>>34299359
Why the fuck do you faggots like "it just gets bigger" evolutions so much? I'm so glad retards like you aren't in charge of Pokemon design.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:09:54 No.34299561 Report

Quoted By: >>34299567 >>34301460 >>34301466 >>34301760

>wanted gallantoad to be real
>ended up being fake
>wanted ballio to be real
>also ended up being fake

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:10:31 No.34299567 Report

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>>34299561
Good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:10:33 No.34299568 Report

Quoted By: >>34300097 >>34301476

>tongue scarf is cool
>but it gave up the use of bubbles as a loot sack frogadier had going on
>overall design is too geomtric and flat, the beige/yellow skin is an ugly departure from frogadier's palette
Conflicted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:10:50 No.34299572 Report

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>>34299540
Because they’re autists that don’t like change and pokemon attracts a large number of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:15:45 No.34299615 Report

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>neat tongue scarf Kamen Rider ninja frog instead of boring, inoffensive genwunner pandering bigger version of Frogaider

Everything went better than expected

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Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:15:57 No.34299620 Report

Quoted By: >>34300422 >>34301102 >>34309879 >>34312592

Literally any of Chespin's 'leaked' evolutions. Chesnaught sucked.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:17:18 No.34299631 Report

Quoted By: >>34299912 >>34300646

>>34299387

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Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:18:42 No.34299647 Report

Quoted By: >>34299697 >>34300276

>mfw literally everytime someone brings up a fan design for a starter's final evo it's always worse than game freak's design

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:22:33 No.34299691 Report

Quoted By: >>34299713 >>34299734 >>34299745 >>34299747 >>34300674 >>34301442 >>34302673 >>34306911

>>34299428
>>34299432
>>34299434
>>34299447
>>34299523
>>34299540

You retards don't know what "it just gets bigger" means. Designs like Poliwrath, Muk, Rapidash, Dewgong, Venusaur, Typhlosion, Vanilluxe, and Cincinno have almost no difference from their prevos besides one minor detail and a size change. That's where the term came from, you fucking mongoloids.

By your definitions, unless a pokemon is based on an entirely new concept, with nothing retained in its designs from prior evolutions, then "it just gets bigger". That would then apply to designs like Golbat, Swampert, Toxicroak, Gumshoos, or Avalugg.

Here's a side-by-side comparison. Very different from Frogadier while still expanding upon its various design traits and retaining the general theme. Whereas Greninja pulls a fucking 180 last minute, this one follows the flow of the evolutionary line. It follows tried and true, older gen design philosophies. Your shitty logic is the reason we get crap like Incineroar and Toucannon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:22:52 No.34299697 Report

Quoted By: >>34299724

>>34299647
Fuck off Game Freak dicksucker

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:24:29 No.34299713 Report

Quoted By: >>34299779 >>34299801

>>34299691
>same bubbles
>almost the same face
>exact porportions, just slightly thicker
>only big difference is the colors
>"i-it doesn't just get bigger guys i swear"

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Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:25:32 No.34299724 Report

Quoted By: >>34299772

>>34299697
>he has no argument whatsoever

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:26:30 No.34299734 Report

Quoted By: >>34299779 >>34299801

>>34299691
That shitty Greninja is the definition of “it just gets bigger”, no matter how hard you try to spin it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:26:30 No.34299735 Report

Quoted By: >>34299782

>>34299359
Greninja is both better-looking and more creative.

>>34299387
I do like these though, it helps that the real evolutions look horrendous. I'm especially a fan of that final Litten evo. That sleek jungle feline look, and it's a canon too!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:27:21 No.34299745 Report

Quoted By: >>34299779 >>34299801

>>34299691
>expanding on its various design traits
You mean literally expanding, as in just making them bigger.

A thief evolving into a ninja is not a 180. A juvenile frog with bubbles losing them as an adult is not a 180. Its "general theme" is frog bandit which it retains, but develops in an infinitely more interesting way than your Bigadier.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:27:27 No.34299747 Report

Quoted By: >>34299779 >>34299801

>>34299691
It literally gets bigger you blind retard, stop trying so hard to make it look better than it is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:28:54 No.34299766 Report

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You know, I WOULD be mad at Greninja for losing the frubbles, but the tongue scarf is the best thing about it

Also, since when do starter final evolutions consistently look similar to their pre-evos? Gen 1 had Blastoise and Charizard gain cannons and wings right out of nowhere, and there aren't that many final evos that look reasonably similar to their first stages, anyway. There are a good number of them, yes, but never in every generation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:29:14 No.34299772 Report

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>>34299724
The argument is that you're a stupid shit-eating nigger, therefore you are wrong. Was that hard to understand?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:30:20 No.34299779 Report

Quoted By: >>34299802 >>34299804 >>34299821 >>34299854 >>34301676

>>34299747
>>34299745
>>34299713
>>34299734
Explain how this line doesn't fit into your same definition.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:30:21 No.34299782 Report

Quoted By: >>34299866

>>34299735
The real gen 7 starters look way better than that trash

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:32:49 No.34299801 Report

Quoted By: >>34299821 >>34299854 >>34302254

>>34299734
>>34299713
>>34299745
>>34299747

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:32:51 No.34299802 Report

Quoted By: >>34299816 >>34299832 >>34301103

>>34299779
You’re just delusional at this point, the Swampert line has way more differences between them than bigger Frogadier and you’re just blind as fuck if you can’t see it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:32:56 No.34299804 Report

Quoted By: >>34300433

>>34299779

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:33:58 No.34299816 Report

Quoted By: >>34310805

>>34299802
No, you just dick suck greninja too hard. You give pokemon you like a pass for the same shit that you're faulting this design for.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:34:28 No.34299821 Report

Quoted By: >>34299856

>>34299779
>>34299801
>b-but what about these?!
Past mistakes don't justify future ones, retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:36:07 No.34299832 Report

Quoted By: >>34299871

>>34299802
Swampert is "it just gets bigger" without any interesting concept, though. It's as bad as that fake Greninja.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:36:07 No.34299833 Report

Quoted By: >>34300110

Hold the fucking phone
>people accusing Bulbasaur line of just gets bigger syndrome
>but the bulb fucking blooms

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:38:33 No.34299850 Report

Quoted By: >>34299874 >>34299901 >>34299916 >>34300155

I still question why GF can make a proper Mermaid Pokemon, they have made several Humanoid mons with no Animal features like Gardevoir, but the closet thing to a Mermaid in Pokemon is a Seal that Cosplays as one Also, i want it to be NOT a Fairy type

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:38:54 No.34299854 Report

Quoted By: >>34299861

>>34299779
>>34299801
You're not doing yourself any favors by comparing Bigadier to some of the worst starters in existence.

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Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:39:02 No.34299856 Report

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>>34299821
My point is that I've never heard from people that those lines "just get bigger". Because they don't. I'm saying that they change just about as much as that fake evolution. It changes more than enough to be its own pokemon and is a good end point when compared to Froakie. Meanwhile you fucking cocksuckers are lumping it into the same category as Muk and Poliwrath. You all actually DO NOT understand the correct use of the term.

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Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:40:05 No.34299861 Report

Quoted By: >>34299885

>>34299854
>swampert
>worst starter in existence

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:40:29 No.34299866 Report

Quoted By: >>34300157 >>34300185 >>34301572

>>34299782
because hopebiscuit designed that

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:41:06 No.34299871 Report

Quoted By: >>34299882

>>34299832
Yeah Swampert just gets bigger, but it at the very least changes shit around like how it can either be a biped or go on all fours like Marshtomp, and the fins on its head and tail switch positions. That fake Greninja is Frogadier with more black and a horn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:41:22 No.34299874 Report

Quoted By: >>34299904 >>34300260

>>34299850
Gardevoir is fucking awful though. What is it even supposed to be? An alien? There is nothing to it besides vaguely humanoid thing. It's literally designed to be waifubait.

Trannyseal's problem isn't its concept, it's the execution.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:42:08 No.34299882 Report

Quoted By:

>>34299871
*unlike Marshtomp

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:42:26 No.34299885 Report

Quoted By: >>34308321

>>34299861
Mega Swampert is better but unfortunately its temporary.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:43:58 No.34299901 Report

Quoted By:

>>34299850
What is Tapu Fini?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:43:58 No.34299902 Report

Quoted By: >>34299922

>>34299387
these have and always will look like shit to me. Especially Ballio.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:44:07 No.34299904 Report

Quoted By: >>34299938 >>34299958

>>34299874
Just because it’s humanoid doesn’t mean it’s designed to be waifubait you dumb fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:45:12 No.34299910 Report

Quoted By: >>34300067 >>34300121

>Frogadier, but bigger
THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE

This is why you don't work at Game Freak

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:45:19 No.34299912 Report

Quoted By:

>>34299631
It still hurts

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:45:31 No.34299916 Report

Quoted By:

>>34299850
That means you don't want a mermaid pokemon, just a mermaid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:46:16 No.34299922 Report

Quoted By:

>>34299902
exactly, glad hopebiscuit killed them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:47:27 No.34299938 Report

Quoted By:

>>34299904
It does when it has nothing else going on in its design.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:49:17 No.34299958 Report

Quoted By:

>>34299904
>Gardevoir
>Not waifubait
A-anon...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:50:44 No.34299970 Report

Quoted By: >>34299976 >>34300019

This thread is ALL the shit taste in one place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:51:14 No.34299976 Report

Quoted By:

>>34299970
mostly yours

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:55:24 No.34300019 Report

Quoted By:

>>34299970
Now that you came here, sure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 03:56:27 No.34300032 Report

Quoted By:

Is this a Greninja appreciation thread?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 04:00:31 No.34300067 Report

Quoted By: >>34300088 >>34300150

>>34299910
Given that (((Game Freak))) blows massive dick, has been growing lazier by the day, and has had a tendency to release unfinished, uninspired, and kiddie pandering shit for over a decade now - I'll take that as a complement. I'm sure someone as talented and (definitely) not retarded as you has been hired by Game Freak already.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 04:03:22 No.34300088 Report

Quoted By: >>34300233

>>34300067
Wrong, it means a company as bad as Game Freak wouldn't bother with someone as uncreative as you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 04:04:23 No.34300097 Report

Quoted By:

>>34299568
>beige/yellow like that on any design
fucking disgusting

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 04:06:29 No.34300110 Report

Quoted By:

>>34299833
anyone saying Venusaur just gets bigger are drooling wojacks who are probably masturbating to animals

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 04:07:45 No.34300121 Report

Quoted By:

>>34299910
>it’s acceptable if it agrees with my narrative!
fuck off

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 04:12:03 No.34300150 Report

Quoted By: >>34300233

>>34300067
>get told you're too uncreative to work for a lazy, shitty company with low standards
>take that as a compliment
you aren't very bright are you

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 04:12:25 No.34300155 Report

Quoted By: >>34300251

>>34299850
>Magical Creature
>Not Fairy

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Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 04:12:35 No.34300157 Report

Quoted By: >>34300185 >>34300206

>>34299866
so did you ever found out their real name?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 04:15:46 No.34300185 Report

Quoted By: >>34300195 >>34301582

>>34299866
>>34300157
Is it really true that all three Gen 7 starters were designed by the same person? Or is that just a meme here?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 04:16:36 No.34300195 Report

Quoted By:

>>34300185
Are you retarded?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 04:17:47 No.34300206 Report

Quoted By: >>34300388

>>34300157
not credited

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 04:22:25 No.34300233 Report

Quoted By:

>>34300088
>>34300150
And they didn't bother with you either, so I guess you're just as bad.

I wouldn't want to work for a company with such terrible standards. Hell, I don't want to be involved in game design. I just want a fucking cool pokemon. You can have your shitty company. The only reason they haven't bit the dust yet is because mouthbreathers like you eat whatever shit they put on your plate.

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Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 04:25:38 No.34300251 Report

Quoted By: >>34300259

>>34300155
Do you know about Subspecies
Besides, there's some ways that an Non Fairy Mermaid will work
>Ghost/Water Dead maiden
>Dark/Water Edgy Siren
>Grass/Water Swamp Mermaid
>Ice/Water Snow Mermaid

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 04:26:25 No.34300256 Report

Quoted By:

>>34299499
But there's nothing in Lickitung's lore that said it overeats. That's all from Lickilicky.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 04:27:06 No.34300259 Report

Quoted By:

>>34300251
>Its just a human

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 04:27:12 No.34300260 Report

Quoted By: >>34300274

>>34299874
It's an emotional construct. Judgibg by the egg group, I don't think it was intended to be waifu bait.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 04:29:39 No.34300274 Report

Quoted By:

>>34300260
well they failed by making it look like a human with white skin

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 04:29:40 No.34300276 Report

Quoted By:

>>34299647
>he doesn't think Ballio > generic furry bait
anon , clean that Gamefreak cum , is in your mouth

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 04:34:32 No.34300317 Report

Quoted By: >>34300326

>>34299359
Greninja dumb tongue scarf will always be the dumbest looking shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 04:35:30 No.34300326 Report

Quoted By: >>34300352

>>34300317
t. 12 year old

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 04:38:38 No.34300352 Report

Quoted By: >>34300362 >>34300363 >>34300393 >>34304350

>>34300326
Sorry mate if you dont like it but it's the truth, just by giving more then a second of thought you realize how unpractical and nonsensical it is for a frog to wrap his tongue around his neck and leave it in the open 24/7. He is fine otherwise (not amazing, but it does it's job) and is it creative? Yes, but its also the dumbest looking shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 04:41:15 No.34300362 Report

Quoted By: >>34300419

>>34300352
Yeah you sure convinced me with such articulate and brilliant arguments as "dumbest looking shit."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 04:41:30 No.34300363 Report

Quoted By: >>34300393

>>34300352
i love greninja, but this anon is right.
also, it likes it when you pet its tongue in pokemon refresh. thats just weird.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 04:45:00 No.34300388 Report

Quoted By:

>>34300206
and why shouldn't they be credited when a lot of gf's money went to them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 04:45:51 No.34300393 Report

Quoted By: >>34300419 >>34300426 >>34300442 >>34300604

>>34300352
>>34300363
What the fuck is dumb about it? The tongue is one of your strongest muscles, and it reasonably follows that a monster frog has a monstrous tongue, that's probably unnaturally strong and durable. Its sensitivity would help it sense its surroundings while it also functions as an extra limb.

I don't think you've even seen the shit that frogs do if you find this particularly disturbing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 04:46:30 No.34300397 Report

Quoted By: >>34300404

>>34299387
None of these look remotely like Pokémon. I don't know how so many morons were actually taken in by these fakes (or how anyone found anything to like in any of these designs)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 04:47:28 No.34300404 Report

Quoted By: >>34300450

>>34300397
exactly, the actual gen 7 starters are much worse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 04:48:52 No.34300419 Report

Quoted By: >>34300432 >>34300454

>>34300362
>>34300393
If you need to be explained on how a tongue scarf is both unpractical and nonsensical then i would have to question your knowledge on frog or even tongues in general.

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Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 04:50:00 No.34300422 Report

Quoted By: >>34300469 >>34300775 >>34302722

>>34299620
fucking this, first and so far last time I've outright disliked a grass starter. I like this armadillo version. A glyptodon that doesn't look like a dude with a trash can lid on its back would also be cool.

I love salandit. I've warmed up to salazzle. That being said, this is better i m o

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 04:50:33 No.34300426 Report

Quoted By:

>>34300393
A-anon...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 04:51:43 No.34300432 Report

Quoted By: >>34300447 >>34300539

>>34300419
I explained how it's practical in the context. Are you seriously going to nitpick one mon when virtually every mon has something realistically impractical about their anatomy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 04:51:47 No.34300433 Report

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>>34299804
It's funny that "whataboutism" is literally a form of whataboutism, because it was always applied to enemies, like the USSR, when the US would constantly distract from its own crimes by pointing to those of the USSR. What a retarded concept.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 04:52:50 No.34300442 Report

Quoted By: >>34300465

>>34300393
I don't really care if it's practical or not, I just think it looks disgusting

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 04:53:27 No.34300447 Report

Quoted By: >>34300465

>>34300432
You know its tongue would dry up right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 04:54:17 No.34300450 Report

Quoted By: >>34300468

>>34300404
I don't like the gen 7 starters at all, but they're far better than these hideous designs. These look maybe like Final Fantasy monsters or something, but they're far too "edgy" (for lack of a better buzzword) to be Pokémon. Plus, Ballio is so off-putting and repulsive it was almost immediately associated with rape -- how anyone was stupid enough to believe these "leaks" is beyond me

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Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 04:54:32 No.34300453 Report

Quoted By: >>34300559 >>34300641 >>34301434 >>34313406

Opinions on this alternate decidueye?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 04:54:52 No.34300454 Report

Quoted By: >>34300505 >>34300539

>>34300419
Yeah, there's no way a tongue could ever evolve to wrap around an animal's head. It also makes no sense to speculate that an organ that is entirely tough muscle would develop into a defensive adaptation.

When are we getting an alternate Trumbeak evolution with a corkscrew beak and drill tongue?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 04:55:38 No.34300465 Report

Quoted By: >>34300483 >>34300539 >>34300604 >>34300668

>>34300447
You know it's a fucking water Pokemon, right? It creates its own moisture out of nothing. Same way tons of aquatic animal Pokemon don't dry out on land.

Whatever downsides you faggots might construe are negated by the fact that it's a fictional creature with fictional solutions for these problems.

>>34300442
Yeah, I could see how Greninja wouldn't appeal to little girls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 04:56:01 No.34300468 Report

Quoted By: >>34300486

>>34300450
too many buzzwords in one post, bravo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 04:56:05 No.34300469 Report

Quoted By: >>34302301

>>34300422
Damn, this is considerably better than the ugly, degenerate-pandering fuckmon we got. Shame Salandit's line was so tarnished by Salazzle

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 04:58:12 No.34300483 Report

Quoted By: >>34300505

>>34300465
Nice ad hominem. I understand Greninja was made to appeal to 8-year-old boys, but it's been literally two decades since I was that age and now I just think it looks stupid and gross

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 04:58:36 No.34300486 Report

Quoted By:

>>34300468
lol, the only buzzword in the post is "edgy" and I even lampshaded that. Are you retarded?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:00:57 No.34300505 Report

Quoted By: >>34300523 >>34300553 >>34309365

>>34300454
I see your woodpecker and raise you a tube-lipped nectar bat, whose tongue is 1.5 times the length of its body and is kept inside its ribcage.

>>34300483
What? There's nothing wrong with being a little girl. Just remember that not all people are afraid of animals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:02:53 No.34300515 Report

Quoted By:

I don't even like Greninja but that's just a bigger Frogadier

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:04:13 No.34300523 Report

Quoted By: >>34300532 >>34300591

>>34300505
You know you have to be over 18 to post on 4chan right? At least learn to disguise yourself a little better

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:04:49 No.34300528 Report

Quoted By:

>>34299387
grass and water look like total ass. fire is better than what we got.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:05:41 No.34300532 Report

Quoted By: >>34300556 >>34300591 >>34300624

>>34300523
You're over 18 and tongues make you squeamish? Embarrassing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:06:41 No.34300539 Report

Quoted By: >>34300604

>>34300432

>>34300454
My problem was never on how long the tongue was my friend, tongues are known to be very long in the first place, just that tongue "scarf" is both nonsensical and unpractical, and therefore the dumbest looking shit. The design is fine otherwise.

>spoiler
Just give us a single woodpecker line, the animal is interesting enough to deserve it.

>>34300465
That excuse doesnt make internal logic any better, it still looks unpractical and nonsensical, just like bad anatomy, you can make fictional ideas to justify it, it doesnt stop the visual from looking wrong.

Look, we had this discussion ever since it was leaked during the close release of X and Y, we reached an impasse and people who hate it wont just change their ideas by talking about it, just like people who like will keep defending it regardless. Too much crying over spilled milk on /vp/ as of late.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:09:16 No.34300553 Report

Quoted By: >>34300589

>>34300505
Anteaters and pangolins too. Wiring the tongue to the ribcage seems to be a common development.

Anyway, tongue scarf makes perfect sense and anyone who doesn't like it is just jealous. I wish they did something with the bubble motif for Greninja though, or at least make its tongue more watery/slimy.

Mudkip line could get water tongues too, come to think about it. This is how actual mudskippers capture prey, they extend the water in their mouths as a makeshift tongue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:10:04 No.34300556 Report

Quoted By: >>34302723

>>34300532
That’s not just a tongue, that’s the tongue of a child-sized amphibian. And no, it doesn’t make me squeamish, but that doesn’t make it not disgusting. As an example, roaches don’t make me squeamish but that doesn’t make them not disgusting

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:10:38 No.34300559 Report

Quoted By:

>>34300453
How does he shoots the arrows now? And also you lost the tuxedo motif he had with the chest feathers. I do like the colors better though.

And i prefer the old face, barn owls are fucking ugly

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:13:23 No.34300589 Report

Quoted By: >>34300611 >>34300632 >>34300645 >>34300669 >>34311527

>>34300553
> tongue scarf makes perfect sense
Question, is there a single animal who leaves their tongue outside of their body for hours?

>is just jealous
Jealous of what exactly?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:13:52 No.34300591 Report

Quoted By:

>>34300523
>>34300532
just kys

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:15:15 No.34300604 Report

Quoted By: >>34300668

>>34300539
Haters just had nothing to go on but fallacious arguments like yours and gave up, pretending it was undecided.

The internal logic makes perfect sense as I explained here >>34300465 and here >>34300393. You're trying to criticize it by applying external logic, which isn't relevant here. You haven't even really explained the problem, you're just spewing vague generalities like "wrong," "bad," "nonsensical" etc. Either elaborate or shut up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:15:38 No.34300611 Report

Quoted By:

>>34300589
Probably of Greninja’s popularity. As a Charifag, that’s hilarious to me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:16:55 No.34300624 Report

Quoted By:

>>34300532
I'm actually younger than that

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:17:55 No.34300632 Report

Quoted By: >>34300662 >>34300720

>>34300589
Is there a single animal that uses fantastical mind powers to cause black holes? Is there a single animal that's constantly on fire? Is there an animal that, despite its massive size, is less dense than air?

Don't worry about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:19:43 No.34300641 Report

Quoted By:

>>34300453
i like the nerd glasses more. honestly his final evo is very nice, better to fix uggos

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:20:22 No.34300645 Report

Quoted By: >>34300662 >>34300720

>>34300589
>Question, is there a single animal who leaves their tongue outside of their body for hours?
Is there a single animal that's constantly on fire? It's a fucking monster. Again, the issue you presented about moisture is negated by its power to create moisture out of nothing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:20:23 No.34300646 Report

Quoted By: >>34300655

>>34299631
These are unironically so much better than what we got..

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:20:53 No.34300654 Report

Quoted By: >>34300691 >>34300746 >>34304317 >>34308549 >>34313731

>Great typing
>Bitchin design concept
>Color scheme got fucked up in its final stage
>It's a manlet
>Arguably the weakest pseudo

FUCK
GEN
7

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:21:04 No.34300655 Report

Quoted By:

>>34300646
No they aren’t

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:21:53 No.34300662 Report

Quoted By:

>>34300632
>>34300645
>Is there a single animal that's constantly on fire?
How DARE you

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:22:42 No.34300668 Report

Quoted By: >>34300706

>>34300604
>pretending it was undecided.
There is not pretend you fucking dense motherfucker, i say is retarded and you say its not, i give you a reason and then you try to come up with an excuse that has no official basis (aka headcanon) like >>34300465 so it makes sense for you. You will keep believing it makes sense and i will still think its stupid, this is what is called an impasse of opinions and its fine to exist, not everything resumes to right and wrong you small minded idiot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:22:45 No.34300669 Report

Quoted By: >>34300679 >>34300720

>>34300589
>is there a single animal who leaves their tongue outside of their body for hours?
Snapping turtles.

>Jealous of what exactly?
Greninja's tongue scarf. You secretly wish you had such a cool tongue, but yours is so short and miserable that you probably can't even reach for the remote with it.

Stop projecting your tongue envy on /vp/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:23:27 No.34300674 Report

Quoted By: >>34301573

>>34299691
Grenjnja is easily the best designed starter out of any gen

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:24:16 No.34300679 Report

Quoted By:

>>34300669
>You secretly wish you had such a cool tongue
made me laff

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:26:11 No.34300691 Report

Quoted By: >>34300704 >>34309905

>>34300654
>>Arguably the weakest pseudo
I'ts not arguable at all, it's vastly better than anime eyed slime thing and a bit better than everyone's favorite sock puppeteer now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:28:16 No.34300704 Report

Quoted By:

>>34300691
But it's not better than metallica, godzilla, barney, or jaws and that makes me upset.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:28:48 No.34300706 Report

Quoted By: >>34300855

>>34300668
When you say it's "retarded" you're not giving me anything to go on. I have to attempt to translate idiot and assume you mean something like "impractical," using external logic to create your own headcanon. I gave you a practical purpose for it, the limb part being officially confirmed in the anime and games, and addressed other non-issues like moisture.

So you can continue spewing brainlet buzzwords like "dumb" or "retarded," but you have no argument to give them substance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:30:27 No.34300720 Report

Quoted By: >>34300734 >>34300843

>>34300632
>>34300645
Just because other pokemons dont make sense doesnt make tongue scarf make more sense, you are just proving my point by having to compare the issue with other crazy shit about how weird it is.

>Don't worry about it.
I dont, i'm fine with other people liking greninja, i just cant like it because it looks fucking dumb.

>>34300669
>Snapping turtles
Isnt their tongues the driest looking thing ever? With basically no mobility?

>Greninja's tongue scarf. You secretly wish you had such a cool tongue, but yours is so short and miserable that you probably can't even reach for the remote with it. Stop projecting your tongue envy on /vp/.
That's pretty funny, i guess i wouldnt mind having a tongue scarf. Thanks mate, made me smile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:33:01 No.34300734 Report

Quoted By: >>34300833

>>34300720
So you hate 90% of fire Pokemon because they're constantly on fire, because by external logic it's "retarded?" How does the point consistently fly over your head?

>Isnt their tongues the driest looking thing ever?
And yet they can still do this, and that's without having magical water powers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:34:13 No.34300746 Report

Quoted By:

>>34300654
>Arguably the weakest pseudo
Even after it’s huge movepool upgrade? If it weren’t for fairies, it would probably be the next Garchomp

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:35:19 No.34300755 Report

Quoted By: >>34300758 >>34300892 >>34310023 >>34310457

FUCK GOODRA
FUCK IT'S ANIME EYES

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:35:58 No.34300758 Report

Quoted By: >>34300849 >>34302648 >>34310023

>>34300755

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Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:36:43 No.34300765 Report

Quoted By: >>34300841

>could have had a GOAT final design
>got toucannon instead
I was so disappointed seeing Pikipeks final evolution.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:38:08 No.34300775 Report

Quoted By:

>>34300422
>we didn't get a thief male sandlit evo
>only got waifubait instead
It had such potential.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:44:41 No.34300833 Report

Quoted By: >>34300902 >>34300964 >>34301041

>>34300734
>And yet they can still do this, and that's without having magical water powers.
But the tongue has no mobility because it's dry as fuck, it's essentially useless and sturdy, greninja goes against that for no reason.

>So you hate 90% of fire Pokemon because they're constantly on fire, because by external logic it's "retarded?" How does the point consistently fly over your head?
No, i just hate something that looks dumb, fire looks cool, even if it makes no sense, so it gets a pass, i call it the "rule of cool bias".

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:45:30 No.34300841 Report

Quoted By: >>34300876

>>34300765
As much as I like Toucannon, a woodpecker in itself has endless potential. I don’t know what they were thinking when they dropped it for a completely unrelated bird.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:45:43 No.34300843 Report

Quoted By: >>34301041

>>34300720
>by having to compare the issue with other crazy shit about how weird it is.
Pokémon are weird by definition, my dude. There's a type based around being, like, living rocks. There's a type that all have zany mind powers. The mascot is a rat that shoots lightning from its cheeks and surfs occasionally. If you're working yourself into a fervor over a weird tongue, you're interested in the wrong franchise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:46:45 No.34300849 Report

Quoted By:

>>34300758
damn -- what might have been

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:47:10 No.34300855 Report

Quoted By: >>34300867

>>34300706
>>34300706
>When you say it's "retarded" you're not giving me anything to go on.
Stop pretending to be open for debate you cock, you are going to keep avoiding shit you have no actual answer for by making shit up and making a "non-issue", regardless of what i say.

>but you have no argument to give them substance.
And you have no self-awareness that you use external logic just as much as me, the concept of "moisture" is already is external logic you thick headed fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:48:44 No.34300867 Report

Quoted By: >>34300921

>>34300855
>the concept of "moisture" is already is external logic you thick headed fuck.
You're the one assuming magical water monsters are going to have some unique issue with dehydration you dope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:49:43 No.34300876 Report

Quoted By: >>34301448

>>34300841
It's not completely unrelated - those types of birds are oddly closely related, despite how different they look from each other. But I get what you mean. Toucannon really felt underwhelming.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:51:39 No.34300892 Report

Quoted By: >>34301116 >>34310023 >>34310457

>>34300755
>tfw we were this close to getting a dragon slug pseudo with a cool, unique, and intimidating design
>instead we get Goodra

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:53:10 No.34300902 Report

Quoted By: >>34300956

>>34300833
How many fucking times do we have to go in circles? Moisture is not an issue for a water Pokemon. Greninja goes against it because he's a monster frog with, fittingly, a monster tongue, which it uses as an external prehensile limb in combat and acrobatics.

>fire looks cool, even if it makes no sense
You just admitted that you're pulling shit out of your ass in regards to "dumbness" or practicality, so there goes your credibility. Sasuga, Greninja haters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:54:57 No.34300921 Report

Quoted By: >>34300955 >>34300964 >>34301041

>>34300867
The point is that you accuse me of something while doing something and creating "headcanon" while doing the same with the same methods when you could have easily started the argument with "its magic fiction you doofus" if you wanted to keep real world logic out of it, but you try to play it along mixing real world sense with in-game logic (with no real evidence of the game part either) and later accuses me of doing it alone to feel superior.

Your argumentation logic is mean-spirited and devious, and will have no part with it any longer, a good day for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:56:46 No.34300932 Report

Quoted By:

>>34299359
ITT: autism
It isn't that big of a deal

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:59:28 No.34300955 Report

Quoted By:

>>34300921
I'm not that same dude, my dude. I just also happen to think you're being retarded.
>Your argumentation logic is mean-spirited and devious, and will have no part with it any longer, a good day for you.
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 05:59:29 No.34300956 Report

Quoted By: >>34301019 >>34301061

>>34300902
>Moisture is not an issue for a water Pokemon.
Source?

>You just admitted that you're pulling shit out of your ass in regards to "dumbness" or practicality,
Sorry if your dumb tongue scarf isnt cool enough to get a pass on logic man, maybe one day it gets a proper mega to actually look cool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 06:00:02 No.34300962 Report

Quoted By: >>34300992

I'm so glad Balio wasn't actually a starter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 06:00:06 No.34300964 Report

Quoted By: >>34301041

>>34300921
That wasn't even me, but he's right. No, you're the one who wants to reduce my argument to "it's magic" so you can easily dismiss it with your appeal to realism. I'm bringing the argument to your level by including a degree of real world logic, specifically the amount that Gamefreak does. My point has always been that Greninja is far from outlandish by Pokemon standards, and you're just exposing your own double standards for realism in posts like >>34300833.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 06:04:13 No.34300992 Report

Quoted By: >>34301060

>>34300962
and we got tumblrina instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 06:06:43 No.34301019 Report

Quoted By: >>34301041 >>34306966

>>34300956
>Source?
That aquatic Pokemon dwell on land without shriveling the fuck up. There's a Jellicent in the Thrifty Megamart.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 06:09:09 No.34301041 Report

Quoted By: >>34301096

>>34300843
> If you're working yourself into a fervor over a weird tongue
I just dont like it, making no sense doesnt help it though.

>>34300964
I think you got me confused, i'm >>34300833
not >>34300921, though i agree with him a little.

>>34301019
Jellicent is a ghost though, guy doesnt even need moisture, he's dead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 06:10:47 No.34301060 Report

Quoted By: >>34301699 >>34308584

>>34300992
We got an idol, not a landwhale. Be thankful for that.

Primarina would have been better if there had been a male variant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 06:11:00 No.34301061 Report

Quoted By: >>34301136

>>34300956
>Sorry if your dumb tongue scarf isnt cool enough to get a pass on logic man
See, the argument "I think the tongue scarf looks dumb" stands on its own without the retarded "buh, it's not logical -- I would know, I'm a very rational, nu atheist skeptic."

Just say you don't like the tongue scarf and leave it at that. I didn't like it either (until the overall design grew on me). You don't need to justify your tastes by appealing to a logic that doesn't exist in the Pokémon universe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 06:15:54 No.34301096 Report

Quoted By: >>34301136

>>34301041
He needs moisture to function and not dry up. Which is fine because he can make his own. You also see Starmies fucking everywhere and sea stars do not survive on land in real life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 06:16:54 No.34301102 Report

Quoted By:

>>34299620
Hey I'm friends with that artist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 06:17:01 No.34301103 Report

Quoted By:

>>34299802
>way more differences
>Doesn't name 1

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Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 06:19:39 No.34301116 Report

Quoted By: >>34301245 >>34310023 >>34310457

>>34300892
Goodra is probably one of the worst designs Gamefreak has ever shat out. I don’t even hate it, but when looking at it’s concept, its painful to see how badly they screwed up such a unique idea.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 06:21:04 No.34301124 Report

Quoted By:

>i-it just gets bigger meme
why do people act like this makes a design bad?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 06:23:11 No.34301136 Report

Quoted By: >>34301168

>>34301061
>See, the argument "I think the tongue scarf looks dumb" stands on its own
I guess, but then the discussion would just resume itself to
>i think it looks like shit
>i think you are shit
>no u
And that is no fun, is it? But i get the point, thanks for the tip.

>>34301096
>He needs moisture to function and not dry up.
Of course he doesnt, its a ghost man, ghost dont need moisture.

>You also see Starmies fucking everywhere and sea stars do not survive on land in real life.
They are aliens, never trust their "im just a sea star" bullshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 06:24:58 No.34301143 Report

Quoted By: >>34301175 >>34301555

>>34299387
Ballio's still real to me, damn it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 06:29:20 No.34301168 Report

Quoted By: >>34301196 >>34301547

>>34301136
And aliens and ghosts don't fucking exist, which is another reason why the realism argument is retarded.

They are both aquatic creatures and they're both fine on land precisely because moisture isn't an issue. Same reason Greninja can hold its tongue out without issue. Show me evidence that they have problems with this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 06:30:15 No.34301175 Report

Quoted By:

>>34301143
like the reference, hate the fakemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 06:33:20 No.34301196 Report

Quoted By: >>34301224

>>34301168
>And aliens and ghosts don't fucking exist,
But frogs do.

>Same reason Greninja can hold its tongue out without issue.
But Greninja is neither an alien nor a ghost man.

>Show me evidence that they have problems with this.
He couldnt beat Chadrizard in the finals, clearly lack of moisture

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 06:36:57 No.34301224 Report

Quoted By: >>34301266

>>34301196
Man just shut the fuck up, you're not being funny just obstinate and annoying. Gastrodon lives in fucking terrestrial grass patches and it's a sea slug. For the tenth fucking time this isn't an issue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 06:40:54 No.34301245 Report

Quoted By: >>34310457

>>34301116
Yea, agreed. Goodra is such a colossal fuck up that it nearly ruined the Gen 6 dex for me. Thankfully it had Noivern and Tyrantrum, which are among my favorite dragons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 06:44:54 No.34301266 Report

Quoted By: >>34301310

>>34301224
>Gastrodon lives in fucking terrestrial grass patches and it's a sea slug.
Ground type allows to live on earth

> For the tenth fucking time this isn't an issue.
It is an issue when you are a frog with your tongue sticking out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 06:52:27 No.34301310 Report

Quoted By: >>34301337

>>34301266
What the fuck does ground type matter? It's a ground type because sea slugs are bottom dwellers. They still dry up outside of water. Frogs are amphibians so they're much more adapted to land. But neither has an issue with moisture like their real life counterparts because they're fictional water monsters.

Again, you give me a fucking source that they do struggle with moisture you insipid fuckstain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 06:57:08 No.34301337 Report

Quoted By: >>34301348 >>34301352

>>34301310
>What the fuck does ground type matter?
Because you said he is terrestrial, i explained why.

>They still dry up outside of water.
Clearly not since they live out of water thanks to the ground type.

>Frogs are amphibians so they're much more adapted to land
But their tongues are not.

>Again, you give me a fucking source that they do struggle with moisture you insipid fuckstain.
They dont, their tongues do however.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 06:58:17 No.34301348 Report

Quoted By: >>34301395

>>34301337
Good thing it's a magical creature that can produce a seemingly infinite supply of water.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 06:59:06 No.34301352 Report

Quoted By: >>34301395

>>34301337
>their tongues do however
Source

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 07:06:47 No.34301394 Report

Quoted By:

The tongue scarf is 10/10 design aspect, the ninja theme is generally well executed, pretty subtle. But otherwise Greninja is pretty meh, hate its overall body shape even tho it's kind of consistent with actual frogs, hate how exaggerated the protrusions on its head are. Fuck the Ash form, fucking frogs don't have sideburns, man. Unless maybe if it was based on the wolverine frog, which Greninja isn't. Hopefully one day we'll get a bara frog starter. When Froakie first came out with its lil bubble moustache kinda thing, before we knew about the ninja route, I thought we'd get a thicc boi with a bubble beard. Why even live? Hold me, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 07:06:54 No.34301395 Report

Quoted By: >>34301452 >>34301472

>>34301348
Yep, as long as they keep their tongues insides their mouths where they create such supply it will all be fine.

>>34301352
>>34301348

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Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 07:07:07 No.34301397 Report

Quoted By:

>>34299359
>Come into thread expecting the highest ratio of shitposts on /vp/
>95% of people in thread are actively against OP and BTFO'd him into oblivion

Even /vp/ can still be a good place sometimes. Good job, anons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 07:13:13 No.34301434 Report

Quoted By:

>>34300453
This is cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 07:14:38 No.34301442 Report

Quoted By:

>>34299691
Cinccino is a completely different concept to Minccino, nothing about the latter points to the fur trade

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 07:15:36 No.34301448 Report

Quoted By:

>>34300876
They are about as related as a cat and a walrus

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 07:15:56 No.34301452 Report

Quoted By: >>34301462

>>34301395
What are you fucking talking about? Frogs have external parotid glands and mucus glands under their skin to constantly secrete moisture. With an infinite amount of it it can easily hydrate itself all over.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 07:17:49 No.34301460 Report

Quoted By: >>34301466

>>34299561
>wanting clearly fake leakmons to be real

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 07:18:54 No.34301462 Report

Quoted By: >>34301489

>>34301452
Only their skin will be moisturized, their tongues have no such glands and will dry dude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 07:19:40 No.34301466 Report

Quoted By:

>>34299561
>>34301460
and we got something worse instead

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 07:21:12 No.34301472 Report

Quoted By: >>34301510

>>34301395
>Yep, as long as they keep their tongues insides their mouths where they create such supply it will all be fine.

How do you know they don't produce water from their tongues, thus keeping it constantly moisturized?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 07:21:37 No.34301476 Report

Quoted By:

>>34299568
Requesting Frodagier's palette on Greninja if anyone has it saved

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 07:24:52 No.34301489 Report

Quoted By: >>34301510 >>34301567

>>34301462
The water extends to the tongue. The tongue may even produce water. It's clear that regardless of the exact mechanism, Greninja keeps its tongue from drying by virtue of its typing, otherwise it wouldn't fucking be able to keep it out.

Just fuck off you retarded faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 07:29:45 No.34301510 Report

Quoted By: >>34301539 >>34301542 >>34301567

>>34301472
Well if that was the case why would they keep their tongues in their mouths all the time?

>>34301489
>The water extends to the tongue.
But what about the part that's squished tight because of the scarf, it cant get there.

>It's clear that regardless of the exact mechanism, Greninja keeps its tongue from drying by virtue of its typing
Lickitung also keeps their tongue out though, so that doesnt work

>otherwise it wouldn't fucking be able to keep it out.
That's the point! Were are getting somewhere here now!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 07:33:30 No.34301539 Report

Quoted By: >>34301585

>>34301510
>Well if that was the case why would they keep their tongues in their mouths all the time?

Thy don't? Or are you talking about real frogs? Don't get confused, Greninja is a Pokemon that resembles a frog, it's not a real frog. Projecting any traits onto it that it doesn't explicitly share is pointless and incorrect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 07:34:02 No.34301542 Report

Quoted By: >>34301557 >>34301585

>>34301510
Tongues are porous you idiot. Water gets in and hydrates it from the inside. Yes, Lickitung does also keep it out, which means that even without a water type these Pokemon don't have an issue with their tongues drying out, you dumb fucking shit.

Once again, fuck off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 07:34:45 No.34301547 Report

Quoted By:

>>34301168
>aliens don't fucking exist
How retarded are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 07:35:58 No.34301555 Report

Quoted By:

>>34301143
It was never even remotely believable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 07:36:41 No.34301557 Report

Quoted By: >>34301569

>>34301542
>From the inside
please stop pretending to know shit anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 07:38:21 No.34301566 Report

Quoted By: >>34301589

>applying real biology to fantasy creatures

everyone in this thread should be gassed

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 07:38:29 No.34301567 Report

Quoted By: >>34301583 >>34301585

>>34301489
>>34301510
Holy shit. I made this thread to talk about how I just didn't like Greninja's design, along with opening discussion about other disappointing pokemon. I come back and find a fucking novel's worth of responses over Greninja's tongue moisture. You are *both* fucking retards. Honestly, who gives a rat's ass about a fictional monster's tongue mechanics? Yes, it looks stupid. You know what looks even more stupid? This autistic back and forth over nonsense that's been going on for multiple hours. Do you have a walnut for a brain? I seriously can't even begin to fathom how you can still be talking about this shit.

Fucking kill yourselves ASAP

This thread may have been shitty, but JESUS Christ the amount of autism on this board is off the charts sometimes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 07:38:36 No.34301569 Report

Quoted By:

>>34301557
From the inside of the knot, you tool. Water seeps in easily because of the pores.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 07:39:10 No.34301572 Report

Quoted By: >>34304424

>>34299866
Who the fuck is hopebiscuit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 07:39:16 No.34301573 Report

Quoted By:

>>34300674
*Decidueye cuts off Greshitja's disgusting tongue scarf with leaf blade, then uses it to strangle the life out of you* Guess again, kid. *Shadow Sneaks away*

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 07:39:22 No.34301574 Report

Quoted By: >>34301614 >>34309375

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 07:40:12 No.34301582 Report

Quoted By:

>>34300185
Rowlet was designed by the same person who made piplup.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 07:40:37 No.34301583 Report

Quoted By:

>>34301567
this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 07:40:58 No.34301585 Report

Quoted By: >>34301607

>>34301539
Wait i thought we were talking about water types in general, not just greninja.

>>34301542
>Water gets in and hydrates it from the inside.
Unless they are out in the air and about, which then makes them dry, thats obvious.

>Yes, Lickitung does also keep it out, which means that even without a water type these Pokemon don't have an issue with their tongues drying out,
But wait, wasnt it BECAUSE he was water type that he could keep the tongue out? Then why can Lickitung also can keep it out?
>>34301567
I'm just having fun mate, no need to be mad, it's not like your thread was any good to begin with

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 07:41:04 No.34301589 Report

Quoted By: >>34301603

>>34301566
It's more to do with haters having a higher realism standard for it than other Pokemon for no good reason. Just proves Greninja haters are hypocrites.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 07:43:03 No.34301600 Report

Quoted By: >>34302652 >>34304259

I wanted him to be real

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 07:43:27 No.34301603 Report

Quoted By:

>>34301589
my problem with it is that the change from bubbles to tongue is retarded, that's it. don't give a shit about biology in a world where literal shit came to life because of moonlight

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 07:44:20 No.34301607 Report

Quoted By: >>34301639

>>34301585
>unless they are out in the air
This literally isn't an issue when it can produce infinite moisture to offset air drying you fucking cock. All water Pokemon can clearly do this since they can all not just survive but fucking battle on land.

>But wait, wasnt it BECAUSE he was water type that he could keep the tongue out? Then why can Lickitung also can keep it out?
Because they clearly both have mechanisms that prevent their tongues from drying out, whatever they are. That's what makes your whole argument fucking retarded, and same with anyone else who bitches about the tongue scarf. Now, once again, fuck off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 07:46:00 No.34301614 Report

Quoted By:

>>34301574
still mad

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 07:50:15 No.34301639 Report

Quoted By: >>34301662

>>34301607
>Because they clearly both have mechanisms that prevent their tongues from drying out, whatever they are.
But then its not based on typing like you said it was, then why you said it was thanks to greninja's water typing?

>That's what makes your whole argument fucking retarded,
But it was based that Greninja water typing infinite water supply
>when it can produce infinite moisture to offset air drying you fucking cock. All water Pokemon can clearly do this
so either its that and Lickitung makes no sense or its not that and now both make no sense! So is the mechanism based on the water type or not?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 07:52:02 No.34301648 Report

Quoted By:

>>34299359
Blame Yusuke Ohmura for the design. Yup, he's the dude who designed Greninja.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 07:54:38 No.34301662 Report

Quoted By: >>34301679

>>34301639
It might be based on his typing. That's just one reasonable explanation. It could also be something totally different like a special mucous. It doesn't fucking matter because the point is they both have an adaptation for it, and you're a fucking gargantuan autist for taking issue with the realism of this compared to so many other aspects of this series.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 07:57:48 No.34301676 Report

Quoted By:

>>34299779
it does tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 07:58:49 No.34301679 Report

Quoted By: >>34301706

>>34301662
>It might be based on his typing. That's just one reasonable explanation. It could also be something totally different like a special mucous.
So you dont know how they keep their tongues out for so long, then why did you said it was based on type?

>It doesn't fucking matter because the point is they both have an adaptation for it,
Wait, they do? where does it say that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 08:03:00 No.34301699 Report

Quoted By:

>>34301060
>We got an idol, not a landwhale
Have you seen actual sea lions? Male ones especially? They're fucking massive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 08:05:02 No.34301706 Report

Quoted By:

>>34301679
Where does it say that their tongues do dry out? Fucking nowhere. So the reasonable assumption is that they don't, through whatever adaptation they have. It is not any fucking logical stretch that a magical water monster based on a creature that secretes moisture externally can keep its tongue externally moisturized.

No I'm not here to defend Lickitung. In fact, Lickitung has less real life logic that can apply to it, but the fact that it exists in the same series only makes Greninja more realistic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 08:14:59 No.34301760 Report

Quoted By:

>>34299561
>wanting ballio to be real
You seriously are retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 10:12:34 No.34302254 Report

Quoted By:

>>34299801
>Tiny baby walking on all fours
>turns into young wrestler
>turns into rugged veteran soldier with armor patterns and a flaming beard
I mean, this line doesn't look that good, but it sure as hell isn't a case of "it just gets bigger."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 10:23:48 No.34302301 Report

Quoted By:

>>34300469
That design is literally Salazzle with the flappies moved under its head, you're fucking blind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 11:30:32 No.34302579 Report

Quoted By: >>34302618

Friendly reminder that OP is a Phoxfag and he's failed miserably at garnering hate for the frog

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 11:38:13 No.34302618 Report

Quoted By: >>34302623 >>34302708 >>34302734

>>34302579
Actually I’m more of a Chesnaught guy. Albeit I think all three starters are shite. I actually hate Delnigger more than I do Fagninja

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 11:39:47 No.34302623 Report

Quoted By: >>34302630 >>34302727

>>34302618
>he likes the worst starter out of the three

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 11:41:30 No.34302630 Report

Quoted By:

>>34302623
If I had to pick one, yea, I guess so. It’s shit regardless. I boxed my starter for every playthrough of that gen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 11:45:36 No.34302648 Report

Quoted By:

>>34300758
I weep that we got a hotglued Dragonite over something like this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 11:46:59 No.34302652 Report

Quoted By:

>>34301600
He reincarnated as Wishiwashi.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 11:53:39 No.34302673 Report

Quoted By:

>>34299691
>Very different from Frogadier
Not at all, not even a little. Also, the bubbles are literally to show it is still not fully grown. Having them in the final stage is fucking brainless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 12:03:31 No.34302708 Report

Quoted By:

>>34302618
No, you are not.
I will post your twitter account if you keep pretending.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 12:10:58 No.34302722 Report

Quoted By: >>34302893

>>34300422
I've seen better

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 12:11:03 No.34302723 Report

Quoted By:

>>34300556
What a little girl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 12:11:52 No.34302727 Report

Quoted By:

>>34302623
Delphox is the worst considering Chesnaught has everything it needs on it’s movepool and a non-useless HA.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 12:14:12 No.34302734 Report

Quoted By:

>>34302618
Dude Chesnaughy pretty much got ruined the most going by your logic in this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 12:24:18 No.34302766 Report

Quoted By: >>34302778

ITT: shit taste and autism

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 12:26:56 No.34302778 Report

Quoted By: >>34302783

>>34302766
>t. Assmad Greninjafaggot who can't accept legitimate criticism toward his faggot Naruto cosplayer because he's a whiny bitchy baby cuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 12:28:57 No.34302783 Report

Quoted By:

>>34302778
None of that makes what I said any less true

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 12:30:02 No.34302790 Report

Quoted By:

>enter thread
>anons shittalk Venusaur and Swampert
>leave

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 12:32:04 No.34302799 Report

Quoted By:

>>34299387
These look so fucking bad and edgy tho.
Seal and owl are even more furry than their canon evo.
Litten is just Persian/Liepard recolor and its middle evo looks way more intimidating.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 12:54:27 No.34302893 Report

Quoted By: >>34307514

>>34302722
Wow, impressive how bad that male one is. Way to miss the point of the pokemon entirely.

CAPSLOCK

CAPSLOCK Mon 27 Nov 2017 17:12:47 No.34304259 Report

Quoted By:

>>34301600
GO BACK TO OUR CONTAMINENT THREAD
>>34263019

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 17:24:00 No.34304317 Report

Quoted By:

>>34300654
very shitty design

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 17:28:59 No.34304350 Report

Quoted By: >>34308466

>>34300352
>how unpractical and nonsensical it is for a frog to wrap his tongue around his neck and leave it in the open 24/7

If people read the manga, they'd like Greninja a lot more. It's been proven that he can, and does, retract his tongue completely, and even uses it commonly during fights. It even goes as far as showing that it can still make frubbles and use them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 17:37:33 No.34304424 Report

Quoted By:

>>34301572
the creator of the gen 7 starters

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 21:21:09 No.34306260 Report

Quoted By: >>34307594

>>34299359
>It's an "I can use suspension of disbelief in order to negatively influence my opinion of a design, but it's inmoral to do so in order to positively influence my opinion of it" episode

Man, do i hate "It just gets bigger" fags

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 22:12:39 No.34306665 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 22:14:26 No.34306680 Report

Quoted By:

>>34299359
>Hurr durr bigger Frogadier
>Better

Bitch please. It's a damn good thing none you fuckers work for Gamefreak.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 22:42:23 No.34306911 Report

Quoted By:

>>34299691
>Greninja pulls a fucking 180 last minute
The fighter becomes a knight, the mage becomes a wizard, and the thief becomes a ninja. It's not a 180, it's your standard RPG class upgrade.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 22:50:00 No.34306966 Report

Quoted By:

>>34301019
tentacool has a dex entry about it shriveling up on dry land since its like 95% water.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 23:39:18 No.34307514 Report

Quoted By:

>>34302893
t. furfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Nov 2017 23:49:59 No.34307594 Report

Quoted By: >>34308580

>>34306260
Do you even understand what you just said?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 00:45:58 No.34308185 Report

Quoted By:

>>34299387
Primarina is fine but Decidueye and Incineroar look dopey as fuck and I would've preferred these.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 00:58:20 No.34308321 Report

Quoted By: >>34308460

>>34299885
>tfw love swampert
>3d made him looks retarded as fuck
>but his mega looks amazing

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 01:12:28 No.34308447 Report

Quoted By: >>34308488 >>34308780 >>34309314

>>34299359
>>34299359

The original inspiration plays a significant role in the development of an overall design.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 01:13:59 No.34308460 Report

Quoted By:

>>34308321
>>3d made him looks retarded as fuck
That's how Swampert looks though?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 01:15:08 No.34308466 Report

Quoted By: >>34309161

>>34304350

Well with that in mind, he might be my favorite starter evolution of that generation. I just wish the first stage had the tongue coming out more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 01:17:37 No.34308488 Report

Quoted By: >>34308780

>>34308447
>Wynaut/Wobbuffet are artificial
>Tropius isn't a plant
>Koffing/Wheezing are mineral
>All those white spaces the person autistic enough to make this didn't fill in

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 01:24:54 No.34308549 Report

Quoted By:

>>34300654
>Manlet
I think the reason for that is because totem Kommo-o would have been fucking absurd in scale if it wasn't

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 01:28:12 No.34308580 Report

Quoted By: >>34308681

>>34307594
Yes. Let me dumb it down to you:

Some people think that it's totally ok to assume their headcanons are enough to justify their hatred for a design, but at the same time shit on others for using their headcanons to justify their liking of a design.

It's the same shit in the end.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 01:28:27 No.34308584 Report

Quoted By:

>>34301060
>we have a landshark and a landfish, but no landwhale
Huh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 01:38:05 No.34308681 Report

Quoted By:

>>34308580
No, that's not what you said. You talked about suspension of disbelief, not headcanons and you clearly don't know what suspension of disbelief, so let me explain. Suspension of disbelief is my agreement, as the audience, to not question the media I am consuming. Of course, the responsibility of the producer of this media not to shake me out of this state of mind. If you do something stupid to break my suspension of disbelief, I will start questioning the media and find the flaws in its reasoning. On the other hand, if something is cool, you'll just continue to accept it, enjoy it, and move on.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 01:46:49 No.34308780 Report

Quoted By:

>>34308447
>>34308488

>Wynaut/Wobbuffet are artificial
They're based off punching bags/dolls

>Tropius isn't a plant
It's a dinosaur with wings

>Koffing/Wheezing are mineral
Mineral/Elemental
They're poison balls that float. They're not alive

>All those white spaces the person autistic enough to make this didn't fill in
You're pathetic

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 02:16:47 No.34309064 Report

Quoted By: >>34309198

>>34299359

Reminder that pic is an objective rating of each Pokemon design in the first three generations.

Reminder that if you disagree with this list then you have shit taste.

Reminder that this list proves that designs have gotten worse over time.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 02:28:12 No.34309161 Report

Quoted By:

>>34308466
It's a frog and it even learns Lick. Of course it's gonna have a prominent tongue. Now about the media showcasing, you can blame Gamefreak and Co's laziness for that. Maybe they simply stick with the generic Greninja stance because it has a very recognizable silhouette and would like to avoid design dissonance, but i do wish it would've happened more in the anime and other main media instead of just the manga and other media.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 02:33:13 No.34309198 Report

Quoted By:

>>34309064

congratualtions

ur a faggot
a

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 02:45:47 No.34309314 Report

Quoted By: >>34309340 >>34309345

>>34308447

Updated version.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 02:48:48 No.34309340 Report

Quoted By: >>34309359 >>34309610

>>34309314
>Wobbuffet/Wynaut artificial
>Tropius plant
Koffing/Wheeziing Mineral
>Fucktard autist can't be bothered to fill in the white spots on pokemon like Muk and various legendaries

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 02:49:10 No.34309345 Report

Quoted By:

>>34309314
>Staryu/mie
>not animal
Anon, seastars are a thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 02:50:28 No.34309359 Report

Quoted By:

>>34309340
Meant
>Tropius animal
Tropius is more plant than animal

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 02:50:40 No.34309362 Report

Quoted By: >>34309954

>>34299359
Man, the period from XY's reveal trailer all the way til Pokebank's release was so fun.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 02:50:56 No.34309365 Report

Quoted By:

>>34300505
The Creation of Lunala

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 02:52:11 No.34309375 Report

Quoted By:

>>34301574
a lizard with a tumor

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 03:12:42 No.34309610 Report

Quoted By: >>34309699

>>34309340
What would Wynaut and Wobbuffet be?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 03:19:46 No.34309699 Report

Quoted By:

>>34309610
Animal or insect, reminder that the big blue thing is basically just its stomach and that its tail is what contains the majority of important organs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 03:39:25 No.34309879 Report

Quoted By:

>>34299620
This is actually pretty cool, it's kind of like an Ankylosaur, which is fun. I just hate Chesnaught's colors. Light brown is so boring.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 03:42:41 No.34309905 Report

Quoted By: >>34310457

>>34300691
Why is goodra so bad. Goomie is such a fun design, and then Sliggo is adorable. And then Goodra is what we get?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 03:48:28 No.34309954 Report

Quoted By:

>>34309362
This. People like to rag on X/Y, and while they're undoubtedly flawed games, 2013-2014 still remains the best years /vp/ ever saw.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 03:54:05 No.34310023 Report

Quoted By: >>34310326 >>34310457 >>34310757

>>34301116
>>34300892
>>34300758
>>34300755

>it's a "/vp/ has shit taste" thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 04:25:01 No.34310326 Report

Quoted By:

>>34310023
It's not that G0odra is a total eyesore, it's more of a total wasted potential mon in terms of what its line was leading up to.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 04:39:13 No.34310457 Report

Quoted By: >>34310512 >>34310837 >>34311425 >>34311477

>>34300755
>>34300892
>>34301116
>>34301245
>>34309905
>>34310023

Reminder that Goodra is scientifically the worst design.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 04:45:59 No.34310512 Report

Quoted By: >>34311647

>>34310457
>actual autism

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 05:10:20 No.34310757 Report

Quoted By: >>34310820 >>34312284

>>34310023
>liking Goodra
>saying others have shit taste

Hey man, you can enjoy eating shit, but don't call everyone else retarded for not doing the same. Goodra is an objectively terrible design, and is one of the few lines in pokemon that I think the franchise would benefit from if it were wiped from existence altogether.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 05:17:30 No.34310805 Report

Quoted By:

>>34299816
or maybe you're just dick sucking fake Greninja too hard to notice the lack of differences

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 05:19:07 No.34310820 Report

Quoted By:

>>34310757
No, no.
Goomy and Sligoo were fine.
Don't implicate them, they were just children.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 05:22:08 No.34310837 Report

Quoted By: >>34310926 >>34310935 >>34311187 >>34311464 >>34311647

>>34310457
Fuck your opinion, it's my fave pseudo. Better than bland, uninspired Salamence, edgy Garchomp and displeasing Kommo-o

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 05:31:39 No.34310916 Report

Quoted By:

>>34299359
>literally my mom's oversized frogadier

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 05:32:41 No.34310926 Report

Quoted By: >>34311211

>>34310837
>displeasing Kommo-o
Damn right you displeased Kommo-o
Now get outta here before he Sky Uppercuts you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 05:33:27 No.34310933 Report

Quoted By:

>>34299409
>That "sorry, we ran out of polygons" head is bad
So that's why it has such a retarded shape

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 05:33:36 No.34310935 Report

Quoted By: >>34311211

>>34310837
>bland, uninspired Salamence
>Goodra is just a fucking slimey dragonite

t. retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 05:34:47 No.34310947 Report

Quoted By:

>>34299463
Ew

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 05:36:59 No.34310956 Report

Quoted By:

>>34299457
>Herdier
You leave the doggo out of this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 06:10:23 No.34311187 Report

Quoted By: >>34311211

>>34310837
>Displeasing Kommo-o
Okay, hating Salamence, understandable, Garchomp? okay sure whatever but fucking KOMMO-O
THAT'S CROSSING THE LINE MOTHERFUCKER

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 06:14:48 No.34311211 Report

Quoted By: >>34311325

>>34310926
>>34311187
Just don't like Kommo-o, looks like a bedraggled clusterfuck with all the armour plates. Ruined a perfectly good design i.e Jangmo-o
>>34310935
You're right anon, I forgot the part where Dragonite is based on a slug

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 06:35:10 No.34311325 Report

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>>34311211
Yeah, I guess also I forgot the part where slugs had arms and legs.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 06:49:40 No.34311389 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 06:56:05 No.34311425 Report

Quoted By: >>34311647

>>34310457
This man is trying to say dragonite looks intimidating and powerful

Literally the most goofy, lovable, chubby dragon next to goodra

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 07:01:06 No.34311454 Report

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>>34299387
please stop posting these. it hurts to know they'll never be real.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 07:02:33 No.34311464 Report

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>>34310837

>Uninspired Salamence
It's the most european dragon-like dragon pokemon in the game. Just because its not a Ghidorah reference or a land Jaws doesn't mean its uninspired.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 07:05:59 No.34311477 Report

Quoted By: >>34311647

>>34310457
Damn this is some high level shit. Saved.

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Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 07:10:23 No.34311502 Report

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>>34299359
Hopefully Dragonite's future mega evo will do it justice.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 07:13:55 No.34311527 Report

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>>34300589

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 07:33:46 No.34311647 Report

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>>34310512
>>34310837
>>34311425
>>34311477

This video for more in-depth information.

https://youtu.be/QfYbquDwOtg

Also go to this thread for more on pseudo-legendary greatness and fun: >>34311238

and be sure to vote for your favorite:
http://www.strawpoll.me/14498470

Also reminder that if you vote for Goodra then you are a Chuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 10:05:54 No.34312270 Report

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>>34299359
That looks like shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 10:08:50 No.34312284 Report

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>>34310757
>”””objectively”””

Fuck off

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 11:19:37 No.34312546 Report

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Greninjas line isnt even worth aguing. Greninja si perfect as the final evolution of the froakie line. Ninja should be slick and stealth in design. So as greninjas design.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 11:22:35 No.34312557 Report

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Greninjas line isnt even worth aguing. Greninja si perfect.
The real argument should be how does dusk lycanroc almost exactly the same as midday lycanroc? "It just got fed witha lot of carrots"
Dusk lycanroc design is the worst redesign of pokemon in history

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 11:36:40 No.34312590 Report

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>>34299387
Decidueye is not far from this leak
Ballio is baller but Primarina is also really good
Incineroar is kind of meh compared to Chester Cheetah over there

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 11:37:51 No.34312592 Report

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>>34299620
That looks like total fucking shit tho

Chesnaught is amazing and people just don't realize how great he is after the atrocious Quilladin

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 11:42:33 No.34312602 Report

Quoted By: >>34312836

>>34299387

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 12:33:42 No.34312836 Report

Quoted By: >>34312972

>>34312602
I really dont get why people likes ballio. Its obviosuly not a pokemon, nor a beta design. K could consider a digimon but not a pokemon for its design

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 13:00:58 No.34312960 Report

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>>34299359
This is the most boring direction they could have gone in.
Just kind of the same but a bit bigger with some extra spots or whatever and no fun motif.
Glad you're not involved with Game Freak.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 13:03:56 No.34312972 Report

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>>34312836
>Its obviously not a pokemon
That's how I felt about Decidueye, Incineroar and Primarina, but here we are.

The Yokai Watch starters we got are just as far from looking like Pokemon as the Digimon starters we deserved.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 14:32:37 No.34313406 Report

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>>34300453
Way better than what we got. I can't be the only one who prefers the barn owl face.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Nov 2017 15:19:44 No.34313731 Report

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>>34300654
>manlet
not in my copy of ultra moon :^)

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