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what /vp/ taught me

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2017 03:39:12 No.34330229 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>34330251 >>34330268 >>34330452 >>34331250

what /vp/ taught me is that if a pokemon is bipedial or a snake it makes good furry bait.

though somehow people still masturbate to muk

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2017 03:41:49 No.34330242 Report

Quoted By: >>34330262 >>34330499 >>34331234

But /vp/ fucking hates Lucario?

Also the REAL problem that everyone subconsciously understands but fails to state when talking about new pokemon versus old pokemon is that the original generation was grounded in a very clear 90s anime aesthetic that just sorta doesn't exist anymore.

It's like comparing Cardcaptor Sakura to Yuyushiki visually speaking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2017 03:43:13 No.34330251 Report

Quoted By: >>34331234

>>34330229
Except Lucario is an abomination from a design standpoint?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2017 03:44:48 No.34330262 Report

Quoted By: >>34330281 >>34330294 >>34330306 >>34331597

>>34330242
that's a very good point

art IS changing all the time, after all. Not sure why people think Pokemon would stay the same forever.

Although, there's ONE SINGLE thing I miss from earlier generation Pokemon designs, and that's Pokemon that are more ambiguous creatures as opposed to being a specific thing. Guys like Magmar, Electabuzz, Exploud, etc. I absolutely adore all the grounded stuff, but I also miss the ambiguous guys, too.

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Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2017 03:45:03 No.34330264 Report

Quoted By: >>34330287

Bipedal =/= furshit

Bipedal, animal-based = furshit (ie lucario, blaziken, etc) because literally anthro

You could argue that non-biped animals are furshit under feral, but that's basically just bestiality. The trick is to enjoy the mons that aren't animal-based, (ie muk, lilligant, etc)

really it doesn't matter just don't be a furfag in the traitional obnoxious sense that makes everyone hate them

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2017 03:45:45 No.34330268 Report

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>>34330229
Holy shit this is perfect

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2017 03:46:58 No.34330281 Report

Quoted By: >>34330300

>>34330262
Would Mimikyu count as an ambiguous creature or is that cheating?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2017 03:47:26 No.34330287 Report

Quoted By: >>34330536

>>34330264
but being an obnoxious degenerate is half of the fun

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2017 03:48:07 No.34330294 Report

Quoted By: >>34330315

>>34330262
That's exactly why I love the UBs. Although they're clearly based off of particular things (Kartana being both a swordsman and origami, Celesteela being a ship, and princess Kaguya, Xurkitree being a tree made of wires) they aren't literally just that thing. They're monsters themed after those things. They're just crazy monsters rather than animal + element.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2017 03:49:00 No.34330300 Report

Quoted By: >>34330343 >>34330364

>>34330281
eeeeeeeeeh it still has a concrete concept in that it's a little creature that disguises itself as Pikachu

I'm talking about guys like Aromatisse, Magmar, heck, even Snorlax! Snorlax is the equivalent of a panda in the Pokemon world even if it isn't necessarily a panda! Things like that are what I miss from earlier generations. Aromatisse is the only recent one we've had, and that stinks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2017 03:49:39 No.34330306 Report

Quoted By: >>34330315 >>34331597

>>34330262
Don't forget slowpoke!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2017 03:50:31 No.34330315 Report

Quoted By: >>34331293

>>34330294
yeah I love UBs too
>>34330306
HOLY FUCK HOW DID I FORGET SLOWPOKE

he's like the KING of that category

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2017 03:53:48 No.34330343 Report

Quoted By: >>34330358

>>34330300
Toxapex maybe? It's loosely based on an anemone, but it's mostly its own cool thing.
Unless it IS completely based on some water creature I don't know about.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2017 03:55:26 No.34330358 Report

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>>34330343
It is! That doesn't mean it's not still AMAZING; I love Toxapex.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crown-of-thorns_starfish

Like I said, I still love the super-specific concepts. Just wish we had more of the made-up-monster ones.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2017 03:56:23 No.34330364 Report

Quoted By: >>34330376

>>34330300
Bogleech is that you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2017 03:57:49 No.34330376 Report

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>>34330364
who'm'st

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Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2017 04:07:14 No.34330452 Report

Quoted By: >>34330472 >>34330528

>>34330229
>doesn't make good furbait
Boi, you just ain't trying hard enough
ANY pokemon can be furbait

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2017 04:09:20 No.34330472 Report

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>>34330452
I'm pretty sure only mammals, birds, and sometimes reptiles can be furbait...

but I'm sure it exists somewhere...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2017 04:11:44 No.34330499 Report

Quoted By: >>34330534

>>34330242
>moeshit ruined Pokemon too

FUCK

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Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2017 04:14:57 No.34330528 Report

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>>34330452
delete this magnemite is not for lewd

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2017 04:16:07 No.34330534 Report

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>>34330499
>moeshit
No because the 90s also had moeshit, and its moeshit was better than current moeshit visually speaking.

Everything is just too clean and geometric now. If you want an even better clearer comparison just compare Season 1 Ash to Black and White Ash for instance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2017 04:16:20 No.34330536 Report

Quoted By: >>34330547 >>34330561

>>34330287
off to the gaschamber you go, dog molester

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2017 04:17:28 No.34330547 Report

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>>34330536
funny you should say that~

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Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2017 04:19:16 No.34330561 Report

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>>34330536
>he says this to a well known fart fetishist
You dumb, newfag fool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2017 05:41:57 No.34331234 Report

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>>34330242
>>34330251
Except that's not how you use question marks?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2017 05:44:41 No.34331250 Report

Quoted By: >>34331264

>>34330229
>good
>furry bait
pick one

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2017 05:46:20 No.34331264 Report

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>>34331250
why not both?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2017 05:51:17 No.34331293 Report

Quoted By: >>34331328 >>34331376 >>34331597 >>34333612

>>34330315
Nah, that's shuckle. To this day people still debate what the fuck it is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2017 05:55:15 No.34331328 Report

Quoted By: >>34331550

>>34331293
It's a slime mold, this isn't even up for debate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2017 06:01:46 No.34331376 Report

Quoted By: >>34331550

>>34331293
oh shit you right

that's an even BETTER candidate

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2017 06:26:07 No.34331550 Report

Quoted By: >>34331597

>>34331328
It's a scale insect though.
>>34331376
Gen 2 gave us quite a lot of absurd things like wobbefett, dunsparse, and unown.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2017 06:30:58 No.34331577 Report

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>though somehow people still masturbate to muk
He's a giant pile of goo that can cover you up. That appeals to tentacle, slime and vore fetishists

Are you new to this whole degenerate thing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2017 06:34:35 No.34331597 Report

Quoted By: >>34331614

>>34330262
>Magmar
Karura
>Electabuzz
Oni
>Exploud
Not old

>>34330306
Otter

>>34331293
Mold with some turtle like aspects

>>34331550
>wobbefett
Punching Bag/Japanese Comedian

>dunsparse
Literally my mom's Tsuchinoko

>unown
Literally just letters with eyes

Ya'll underage fucks are stupid as hell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2017 06:36:07 No.34331614 Report

Quoted By: >>34331631

>>34331597
I hope you meant Blaziken and not Magmar

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2017 06:38:29 No.34331631 Report

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>>34331614
>Blaziken
Literally a reference to the fact that Pokemon is literally just elemental cockfighting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2017 13:27:34 No.34333612 Report

Quoted By: >>34334084

>>34331293
It’s a bug

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Nov 2017 15:02:25 No.34334084 Report

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>>34333612
You're a bug

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