>picked up Ultra Moon about two weeks ago
>taking it EXTREMELY slow
>just barely got to Akala
>super happy whenever I find the time to play

I'm pretty stoked on the whole situation.
There's not a lot to be spoiled on, so whatever spoilers I do come across don't really get much out of me besides a "oh huh that'll be really neat to experience myself" reaction.
I'm not worried about tournaments like I was last gen, so there's no pressure to get a team together in a certain time frame
I breezed through Sun last year and I haven't played gen 7 even a sliver of a fraction of how much time I've spent on gen 1-4
Overall I'm just having a super good time playing Ultra Moon. At this pace, I might not be done until we start getting info about the Switch games!
Break the mold, you guys. Get over your bullshit and just enjoy the game because you love Pokemon. It's a way better way to live.