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Rotom Tue 05 Dec 2017 12:29:47 No.34376728 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>34376753 >>34376848 >>34376876 >>34376900 >>34376933 >>34377048 >>34377484 >>34377768 >>34378666 >>34378732 >>34379766 >>34380909 >>34380982 >>34381206 >>34381213 >>34381557 >>34384918 >>34386061

Tell me your biggest Pokemon related secret. Your secret is safe with me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 12:30:51 No.34376730 Report

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i print gardevoir pictures and cum on them
but you won't see this because i am banned

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 12:36:38 No.34376745 Report

Quoted By: >>34381557

I love to write stories, if I'm out of ideas, I either play Pokemon or start penning on my Pokemon stories. I made characters and a flowing story with them. I also made a fake region with its own story, characters etc (no fakemon though) but these are only semi related to my Pokemon story. Doing this helps me with writers block.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 12:39:30 No.34376753 Report

Quoted By: >>34376898 >>34376974

>>34376728
I refuse to use legendaries or pokemon that don't evolve.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 13:08:58 No.34376840 Report

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I really, really want there to be a smut fanfiction about moon and the RotomDex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 13:10:32 No.34376844 Report

Quoted By: >>34384928

My opinions on the games shift frequently. The only constants are that I like Dark, Steel, and Psychic types, I hate the Charmander line, and Gen 7 is my least favorite.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 13:11:39 No.34376848 Report

Quoted By: >>34386180

>>34376728
I killed a man with a copy of Pokemon Pearl once.

Seriously, I've created immense amounts of documentation for a Pokemon fangame that I never intend to make. It's really more of a repository for ideas than anything else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 13:21:18 No.34376876 Report

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>>34376728
Sometimes I'm sad that I could never get immersed in a Pokemon game ever since gen 4. I can appreciate gen 5 for the more darker tones, but as far as gameplay goes I get bored easily. I'm worried that if they ever remake Sinnoh that they may somehow butcher it and that Kanto remakes will have a better chance of benefitting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 13:29:16 No.34376893 Report

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I fap daily to Mallow ever since she was revealed. It's a ritual now.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 13:31:14 No.34376898 Report

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>>34376753
How is that a secret, you'll see a lot of people sperg about those things here
Well, at least you keep it to yourself unlike those autists.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 13:31:24 No.34376900 Report

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>>34376728
I stole some kid's Carvanha card when I was in kindergarden.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 13:42:32 No.34376933 Report

Quoted By: >>34376964

>>34376728
I stole a Chansey toy when I was a kid so I could give it to my mom as a present. (chansey is her favorite pokemon)

I took a Mewtwo keychain from my elementary school's lost and found (though to be fair it was sitting there for weeks)

I once lied to a girl I had a crush on at summer camp because I couldn't stand to make her sad that her Phione would never evolve into Manaphy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 13:54:21 No.34376964 Report

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>>34376933
So you were "that kid" at school

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 13:57:01 No.34376974 Report

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>>34376753
my african american brother

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 14:15:19 No.34377048 Report

Quoted By: >>34386470

>>34376728
I stole Firered version to the little brother of a friend.
Now he believes the game I have is mine and still searching his game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 14:50:26 No.34377227 Report

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I have written several guides for a spinoff

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 15:20:21 No.34377401 Report

Quoted By: >>34377621 >>34378757 >>34378759 >>34378804 >>34380853 >>34381442 >>34381557 >>34386578

I self insert as a female N just to imagine myself getting abused by Ghetsis. I always thought all the women who have rape fantasies are retarded, cuz who the hell would enjoy getting raped? But my Ghetsis fantasies fucking broke me, and now i just want an abusive sociopath who would abuse, torture and rape me. Bonus points if he's old.

My relationship ended because of this.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 15:36:28 No.34377484 Report

Quoted By: >>34381669 >>34383382 >>34386152

>>34376728
I buy shines on ebay since i am too lazy too breed for them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 15:56:45 No.34377610 Report

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I was in high school when Diamond/Pearl came out, and several of my friends were excited to play. After about a week of playing, there was one kid who cheated in a bunch of 6IV, perfect EV spread, lvl 100 Pokemon so he could wipe the floor with anyone who wanted to battle him. So to punish the dirty cheater, we stole his ds, took all his mons for ourselves, restarted his game and drops his ds in lost and found.
I'm not sorry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 15:59:05 No.34377619 Report

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I stole a Squirtle keychain about 6 years ago and still have it on my keys today

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 15:59:18 No.34377621 Report

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>>34377401
interesting

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 16:07:52 No.34377669 Report

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I stole Sapphire version from a classmate when I was in elementary

I told my best friend when I was really drunk I jerk off to porn of female Pokemon trainers and not the actual Pokemon, phew

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 16:28:58 No.34377768 Report

Quoted By: >>34380861 >>34380913

>>34376728
I have done horrible things with Pokemon plushies multiple times. My girlfriend would force me to cuck her with other girls that cosplay as pokegirls and Pokemon, and the rare times we actually did stuff together she would force me to call her Pokemon names and she would pretend to be them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 18:51:44 No.34378666 Report

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>>34376728
I stole yellow from a friend in elementary. He let me borrow it and I never gave it back. It's sad because I would have gave it back if he came to see me, but his mom was a huge bitch so I was afraid to hang out with him. His mom came to my house and I lied that I didn't have it. I gave the game away to a normie during the go craze but a part of me wishes I was still friends with that kid so I could buy him eShop yellow to give it back somehow

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 18:53:22 No.34378674 Report

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I unironically shitpost about farting pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 19:01:50 No.34378732 Report

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>>34376728
I LOVE YOU ROTOM-KUN!!! I never thought I'd want to have a romantic relationship with a possessed object until this day but you sure won me over!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 19:05:49 No.34378757 Report

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>>34377401

Kinda hot desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 19:06:04 No.34378759 Report

Quoted By: >>34378768 >>34378861 >>34381023

>>34377401
I recommend therapy or getting shot on the street like the degenerate you are

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 19:07:21 No.34378768 Report

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>>34378759
he should get gassed desu

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 19:13:25 No.34378804 Report

Quoted By: >>34381023

>>34377401
...how did this ruin your relationship anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 19:20:46 No.34378861 Report

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>>34378759
Edgy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 20:58:12 No.34379648 Report

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I frequently shiny hunt, but as of the last thing i hatched, i take shortcuts, such as hatching on a hardmode hack where everything has 1 egg cycle. I dont normally hatch

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 21:14:42 No.34379766 Report

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>>34376728
Sometimes I don't bother with evolving for the dex. If its evolution is available in the wild, I'll just catch it and release the first stage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 23:40:16 No.34380853 Report

Quoted By: >>34381023

>>34377401
if this happens and youre a girl you must be so fucken ugly hahahaha cant get any real guys kys nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 23:41:23 No.34380861 Report

Quoted By: >>34381889

>>34377768
shit copypasta virgin

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 23:43:35 No.34380874 Report

Quoted By: >>34380956 >>34380959 >>34381159 >>34381410

I oftentimes find myself fantasing over what certain Pokemon taste like. I even ponder all the different possible cuts you could extract from a certain Pokemon's body to make the perfect dish as well as methods going about how to prepare said meat.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 23:47:30 No.34380909 Report

Quoted By: >>34380923 >>34381183 >>34381191

>>34376728
I lost my virginity to an escort I made cosplay as Dawn

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 23:47:53 No.34380913 Report

Quoted By: >>34380939

>>34377768
>My girlfriend would force me to cuck her with other girls that cosplay as pokegirls and Pokemon
Lucky. I wish my girlfriend was into that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 23:48:17 No.34380923 Report

Quoted By: >>34380946

>>34380909
Do you just tell everybody on /vp/ that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 23:49:29 No.34380939 Report

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>>34380913
I was only joking you stupid cunt haha! Let me guess you're American? nice morales!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 23:50:12 No.34380946 Report

Quoted By: >>34380950

>>34380923
have you ever been to the fetish threads?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 23:50:38 No.34380950 Report

Quoted By: >>34380969

>>34380946
Totally not. Totally.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 23:50:46 No.34380951 Report

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I traded one of these for ass pics

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 23:51:26 No.34380956 Report

Quoted By:

>>34380874
>Rowlet

I want to EAT that fat and succulent bird!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 23:51:57 No.34380959 Report

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>>34380874
The usage of the word "extract" here really creeps me out

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 23:53:16 No.34380967 Report

Quoted By: >>34381183

ITT: Virgins

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 23:53:19 No.34380969 Report

Quoted By: >>34380984 >>34380996

>>34380950
hahaha, hoo boy, you should have seen me in the last eevee Friday

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 23:55:07 No.34380982 Report

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>>34376728
I cloned Xerneas and a 6iv ditto I got from an Indian guy. I used them for GTS and breeding.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 23:55:15 No.34380984 Report

Quoted By: >>34380991 >>34381480

>>34380969
cringe, fuck off loser.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 23:56:35 No.34380991 Report

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>>34380984
so you were there? I swear by this stuff now, shit works like a fucking bomb

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 23:57:58 No.34380996 Report

Quoted By: >>34381009

>>34380969
I don't wanna know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 23:59:20 No.34381009 Report

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>>34380996
I'll spare the details then, just know I strongly reccomend peppermint tea when you have stomach problems

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 23:59:58 No.34381014 Report

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Not pokemon related: I'd like to lick Stephen Amell's meaty ABS, im straight so this is very weird

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 00:00:55 No.34381022 Report

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ITT: Retards

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 00:00:58 No.34381023 Report

Quoted By: >>34381307 >>34381442

>>34378804
I lost any sexual interest in my ex. He was an ok person, and we worked ok but it was kinda a dealbreaker.
>>34378759
>>34380853
Tell me more seriously, please

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 00:04:45 No.34381059 Report

Quoted By: >>34381067

Why are glaceonfags so fucking nasty?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 00:05:41 No.34381067 Report

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>>34381059
Good question.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 00:12:35 No.34381144 Report

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I want to have sexual intercourse with a weavile

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 00:15:42 No.34381159 Report

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>>34380874
the fucking wording makes it so much worse

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 00:19:13 No.34381183 Report

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>>34380967
>>34380909

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 00:20:52 No.34381191 Report

Quoted By: >>34385725 >>34386420

>>34380909
You lost your virginity making a girl cosplay? Yeah I bet you knew what you were doing, you must of been very experienced in smooth talking the girl to do that. I bet the sex was great too, bet you fucked her right in the pussy. Fucking virgin stop giving us your fantasies and do something with your life dickhead

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 00:22:59 No.34381206 Report

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>>34376728
>""competitive"" pokemon fad in middle school (HGSS era)
>i sold hacked pokemon, $2 for non-legenderies, $3 for legenderies
>made about $350 in total
>saved it, forgot about it, found it and wasted it on a Wii U sometime later

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 00:23:50 No.34381213 Report

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>>34376728
I honesty don't like Pokemon that much anymore (especially the newer games)
I'm thinking about quitting for good if the Switch game doesn't live up to any of my expectations.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 00:36:48 No.34381307 Report

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>>34381023
I think I made my point rather clear, either you get your psychologically issues sorted out and be a healthy human being or you off yourself for being a degenerate piece of shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 00:49:21 No.34381410 Report

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>>34380874
is this you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOLIRWMCBV8

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 00:52:25 No.34381442 Report

Quoted By: >>34384972

>>34377401
>>34381023
So why you aren't offering your boy?pussy on the Internet again? You can get a lot of what you want

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 00:59:36 No.34381480 Report

Quoted By: >>34386450

>>34380984
you sound a little irregular, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 01:10:45 No.34381557 Report

Quoted By: >>34384977

>>34376728
I never even found Lugia the first time I played Silver. I also killed Sudowoodo and Snorlax.
>>34376745
This is kinda cute. I do the same albeit with a lot less effort.
>>34377401
This is so fucking gross. Absolutely disgusting. I am aghast. Ghetsis is old and fat, at least get dommed on by someone slightly good looking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 01:15:41 No.34381594 Report

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I'm really enjoying USUM so far.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 01:26:02 No.34381669 Report

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>>34377484
You know you can inject (hack) shinies into the game pretty easily nowdays for free? Or just go to an injection thread if you're lazy. Stop enabling these people who get free money for bits of data which they probably hacked in anyways

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 01:49:47 No.34381889 Report

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>>34380861
>Copypasta
Someone's copying my high school experience? Cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 05:05:10 No.34383382 Report

Quoted By: >>34386476

>>34377484
Shit man i oughta start selling to people like you, how much do you pay?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 08:47:29 No.34384429 Report

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I erp Pokemon characters in my free time and do way too much /ss/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 11:26:38 No.34384918 Report

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>>34376728
I want to fuck you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 11:29:14 No.34384928 Report

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>>34376844
confirmed edgelord

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 11:42:04 No.34384972 Report

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>>34381442
I don't offer my girl(female) pussy on the internet because I'm kinda worried anyone i know would find out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 11:43:26 No.34384977 Report

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>>34381557
>ghetsis
>fat
Nah hes a fukin twig my man, especially in b2w2
And i dig older men.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 14:50:06 No.34385725 Report

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>>34381191
... you don't know what's an escort?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 15:51:35 No.34386061 Report

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>>34376728
i only discovered my fetishes because of Pokemon

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Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 16:09:15 No.34386152 Report

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>>34377484
>Buying shinies because you don't want to spend the effort
>Most of the ones you're buying have probably been injected in
>Not just injecting them at that point

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 16:13:05 No.34386180 Report

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>>34376848
Same, man. A buddy and I worked together on it for a while. He probably still has a binder full of fakemon and map layouts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 16:58:13 No.34386420 Report

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>>34381191
uhm

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 17:04:34 No.34386450 Report

Quoted By: >>34387160

>>34381480
No one cares what you think is irregular you fucking retarded milofag, you're the worst person in this thread.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 17:07:38 No.34386470 Report

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>>34377048
My little brother lost his Firered after a "friend" visited my house.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 17:08:45 No.34386476 Report

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>>34383382
1-2 Dollars.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 17:14:01 No.34386511 Report

Quoted By: >>34386593

>Play Pearl
>Couldnt transfer over to Pearl with my copy of FR due the fact FR was German
>Go at a friends house
>He has FireRed
>Transfer his entire team to my Pearl
>He gets angry
>Tell him after 7 days his Pokemon will come back
>Hes relieved
>6 days later I moved to a diffrent country
>10 years later he is in jail and I have a fairly enjoyable life

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 17:23:45 No.34386578 Report

Quoted By: >>34387431

>>34377401
...Rose?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 17:25:45 No.34386593 Report

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>>34386511
>>10 years later he is in jail
what did he do

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 18:50:36 No.34387160 Report

Quoted By:

>>34386450
t. manetricfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 19:31:04 No.34387431 Report

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>>34386578
Nope

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 19:33:10 No.34387449 Report

Quoted By: >>34387501

I just want to be eated by a big buff man.
>tfw you will never be Machoke's dinner.
It feels bad,man

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 19:39:56 No.34387501 Report

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>>34387449
Thank good people doesnt find machoke sexy

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