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Retards that think Pokemon stats are indictive of a scale are the same power level fags responsible for Midi-chlorians in Star Wars and S-Cells in Dragon Ball.

Stats are relative, representative only of the individual Pokemons abilities. They're not intended to be compared, just intended to convey aiving creature to the calculated disposition of a video game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 04:55:06 No.34383327 Report

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>>34383283
Those are all bulky bulkers tho, it's not funny nor a joke.
>hehe le funny tiny attacking crab is stronker than the big defensive mons xDDDD

This 'joke' is Dorkly tier

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 04:55:50 No.34383335 Report

Quoted By: >>34385825 >>34385901

>Wurmple and onix have same attack

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 04:56:23 No.34383339 Report

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>>34383245
Every year in the Kanto region, more children die to crab attacks than land wyrms, sea legends, and unidentifiable pokemon combined.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 04:56:53 No.34383342 Report

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>>34383321
>S-Cells
wtf toriyama die already

not really but fucking stop shitting on your artwork

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 05:01:12 No.34383365 Report

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>>34383245
The folded Kartana in the distance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 05:07:12 No.34383394 Report

Quoted By: >>34383439

>>34383317
LOL FUCK OFF!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 05:09:01 No.34383401 Report

Quoted By: >>34383577

>>34383321
Spoken like someone who's forever upset about Onix

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 05:14:19 No.34383439 Report

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>>34383394
lurk moar newfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 05:18:03 No.34383468 Report

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>>34383439
did i offend yewww :ccccc Cx

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 05:34:00 No.34383577 Report

Quoted By: >>34385095 >>34385451

>>34383401
What?
Your post doesn't make sense.
Why are you talking about homosexuality? This is a thread about Pokemon?
You can desire men all you want but there are boards for it. Go do it there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 12:10:24 No.34385095 Report

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>>34383577
No

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 13:40:57 No.34385451 Report

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>>34383577
Wrong post, buddy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 14:12:48 No.34385562 Report

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>>34383312
Can crabs snap fingers off?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 15:10:23 No.34385825 Report

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>>34383335
what the hell

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 15:25:22 No.34385901 Report

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>>34383335
Fuck Magikarp, Onix is the best joke GF has ever made

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 19:54:42 No.34387605 Report

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>>34383245
4) Steelix - 85
3) Lugia - 90
2) Guzzlord - 101

1) Krabby - 105

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 19:57:38 No.34387625 Report

Quoted By: >>34387706

>>34383245
I'm surprised that Lugia's Attack isn't higher. It has such massive finger wings that it can use to smother the opponent or hug me with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 20:13:30 No.34387706 Report

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>>34387625
Lugia is the Great Wall of Ubers.

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Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 20:28:28 No.34387817 Report

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>>34383270
>could of
>calls others retarded

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