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Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 22:13:53 No.34388566 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>34388580 >>34388583 >>34390731 >>34390853 >>34392525 >>34394589 >>34395059

Why am I attracted to Pokemon?

I'm 20 and not an pubescent teenager anymore.

I've been tested, I don't have autism or Asperger's or any other mental disorder besides ADD

I've been in relationships before, I'm not socially awkward and I had a great childhood.

WHY WHY WHY

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 22:15:22 No.34388580 Report

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>>34388566
maybe you should stop denying you're a furry, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Dec 2017 22:15:32 No.34388583 Report

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>>34388566
Because pokemon are sexy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Dec 2017 02:59:00 No.34390731 Report

Quoted By: >>34390751

>>34388566
Depends on what pokemon you wish to fuck my dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Dec 2017 03:01:41 No.34390751 Report

Quoted By: >>34390812 >>34390826 >>34390863 >>34392484 >>34395378

>>34390731
Klefki

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Dec 2017 03:08:25 No.34390812 Report

Quoted By: >>34390834

>>34390751
Try sticking your dick in a doorknob

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Dec 2017 03:09:38 No.34390817 Report

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It doesn't matter because they aren't real anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Dec 2017 03:11:03 No.34390826 Report

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>>34390751
that's fucking hilarious
do you get an erection everytime you get your car keys

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Dec 2017 03:12:10 No.34390834 Report

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>>34390812

> Want to get to feel several keys gripping mah dick as i pump in and out of the ring
> Your solution is to put dick in a keyhole

Anon...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Dec 2017 03:14:13 No.34390853 Report

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>>34388566
The sooner you just accept you have a kink and move on the better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Dec 2017 03:14:28 No.34390856 Report

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>>34390834
Put your dick in a pocket pussy and glue your key ring to it. Problem solved

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 07 Dec 2017 03:15:08 No.34390863 Report

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>>34390751
Sorry, but there's basically no fix for that one

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 07 Dec 2017 03:16:32 No.34390874 Report

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>>34390856

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Dec 2017 03:17:37 No.34390881 Report

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>>34390856
>>34390874
shit, meant to say that's great until he grabs his keys in work and pops wood at the sound.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Dec 2017 07:23:41 No.34392484 Report

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>>34390751
THIS POST WAS NOT MADE BY OP

I AM OP AND I DO NOT WANT TO FUCK KLEFKI

there are a few good lewd pics tho

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 07 Dec 2017 07:25:12 No.34392496 Report

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You've evolved and realized that pokemon would be better mates than humans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Dec 2017 07:33:37 No.34392525 Report

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>>34388566
because you're a furry. Being a furry is better than being a disgusting pedophile. As long as you aren't getting off to Pokegirls you're okay in my book.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Dec 2017 07:36:10 No.34392533 Report

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>>34392484
Yeah and you're not OP either, just fuck off

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Dec 2017 15:47:23 No.34394589 Report

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>>34388566
>Why am I an alcoholic
>Asks the horse as he enters the bar
Anon, if you really need help, you are in the wrong place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Dec 2017 17:09:04 No.34394927 Report

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Just accept it, save a few lewds of Weavile into your stash, and never mention it to anyone.

Ever.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 07 Dec 2017 17:32:53 No.34395059 Report

Quoted By: >>34395146

>>34388566
You're probably just desensitizes by the internet, you obviously find more cartoon animals sexually arousing than JUST pokemon. If you truly are a normal person like you say, than you can just walk away from this and jerk off to normal porn. But remember, even normal people like abnormal things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Dec 2017 17:50:23 No.34395146 Report

Quoted By: >>34395363

>>34395059
>Normal person
>Jerk off to porn
Normal people get laid. There's not much difference between jerking off to porn or to cartoons since none of them are natural stimulus. And both will end up ruining real sex for you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 07 Dec 2017 18:34:52 No.34395363 Report

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>>34395146
>Implying normal people don't masturbate

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 07 Dec 2017 18:37:08 No.34395378 Report

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>>34390751
Klefki is inflating! INFLATING!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Dec 2017 20:48:43 No.34396411 Report

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>>34395363
>Implying masturbation has to be with porn

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