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Hey there, breedie. In the autismbox again, I see. Whatcha ya hatchin' there? Oh... 6 IV Gastly? And you want a shiny? That's cool, I guess. What? Twenty-four full boxes and you STILL don't have the "right" one? *chuckles* Oh, breedie, when you will ever learn. But hey, at least USUM gave you the O-Powers back, right? That must help a little bit... Me? Oh, I was just learning how to make some delicious Croissants. You see breedie, injectors such as myself have a lot of free time, since we don't need to run in circles like you. Because of that, I have a plethora of activities to choose from, ranging from hiking to foreign cuisine. Just yesterday, for example, I cooked a delicious Brazilian dish known as "feijoada", with ham slices and black beans. It was delicious, and Laura (one of my many girlfriends) was really happy about. As a reward, she even used Giga Drain on my private parts, if you know what I'm talking about. *wink, wink* That's the life of we, the injectbros: when we feel like, we can simply inject our team (and make it shiny if we want to) and enjoy the game. Yes, I know breedie. You are typing a comment arguing about "bonding" and stuff, but that's hypocritical of your part. You see breedie, you have the guts to talk about how you love your Pokemon, and yet you use them as breeding slaves and dump the "defectives" ones into the GTS or send them over Wonder Trade, in the hopes of "getting something better". When they get a new Egg Move on the next gen, what you do? Why, you breed another one and throw your bro into the trash. Me? I simply give my mon the hot new moves. Sometimes I let them breed, so I can give a few puppies to my IRL friends. Come to think about it, my Arcanine (who's been with me since HeartGold) has had more sex than you'll ever have. Isn't that funny? *smirks* But hey breedie, keep up the good work. At least you're not a cheater, right? *chuckles* I'm off to my date with Stacy and her twin sister now. See'ya later Feraligatr.
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What the fuck is this, Kyle
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>>34393096 Based injectbro
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I fucking love this pasta. Brings a genuine smile to my face. That said, was this originally made sincerely? Or was it intended as a joke from the beginning?
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>>34393096 Tutti buyout hobo Giorgio Bishkek Hugh
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>>34393096 oh hey, copy-pastie, it's you again, you changed your meme-pasta from "reading about quantum physics books" to learning how to make croissants, may I ask why, copy-pastie?
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>>34393114 Thank you my brother.
>>34393117 I'm glad you like it my brother. I've made this pasta a few weeks ago. It was based on the neet vs. wagie threads from r9k, then I posted here one day asking for tips of how to improve it. Some Anons told me to kms, but a few of them gave me some tips. Feel free to make any changes you want it to make it funnier. As an injectbro myself, it was made mostly for the laughs, in an attempt to get some funny replies.
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>>34393096 >a delicious Brazilian dish known as "feijoada" Portuguese.
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>>34393182 Nobody cares about spain 2.0
It's Brazilian
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>>34393169 its based on the fresh off the boat pasta moron
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>I'm off to my date with Stacy and her twin sister now. Dude, I wanted to tell you this earlier but you were too busy arguing with people on the internet and complaining about that lifetime ban from TPCi's tournaments... But Stacy and her sister were brutally murdered last night. Some crazy fuckwit just barged in there and went to town on 'em. Seriously, you probably would've known if you watched the news. There are even rumors that they were RAPED along with being beheaded, and not necessarily in that order too. And the killer stole their phones and a list of their accounts and passwords to said accounts. Some Indian meal moths got into the flour. I found some larvae in it after you started baking those croissants. Oh, and your test results came in. The doc says your sperm is horribly mutated and can't be donated to sperm banks due to potential birth defects.
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A thread died for this for the nth time and no one goes for 6 IV gastly sega
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>>34393196 Who hurt you, breedcuck? Did somebody stole your candy while you weren't looking, so you blamed it on people who inject? Or did your father simply abuse you?
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You people bore me. Entertain me better.
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As funny as it is that bonding argument works because people see the end result as an extension of the first. It's one whole entity. I would never breed for IVs because that's pure autism but I have no issue hatching eggs from 24 boxes to get that euphoric high when I finally get a shiny with the right egg moves, nature, and ability.
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>>34393234 Hey don't blame me for all of this, you're the one who lost out on the chance of getting a $10,000 cash prize because a fuck-up on your end.
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>>34393096 I love this shit.
Injection all the way.
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>>34393223 Yes, because /vp/ is known for its quality content. Who could forget threads such as "rate my wife" and "pokemon with maid outfits."
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>>34393234 What is it about you injector fags that makes you feel so superior? Meme's aside you people are obnoxious, coming into SHW with you bullshit making, pointless threads like these, people who play legit or breed or whatever term you faggot's give them are a hell of a lot more tolerable than you annoying faggots.
>I'm glad you like it my brother. I've made this pasta a few weeks ago. It was based on the neet vs. wagie threads from r9k, then I posted here one day asking for tips of how to improve it. Some Anons told me to kms, but a few of them gave me some tips. Feel free to make any changes you want it to make it funnier. As an injectbro myself, it was made mostly for the laughs, in an attempt to get some funny replies. Does this make you proud? I'll bet it does, you got a whole group of these annoying fags egging you on, good for you, you can hack pokemon and brag about it. Here's your reply.
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>>34393302 >Here's your reply But it's not funny. Try harder breeduck. Oh wait, you can't, because you have to expend 5 hours in the autismbox to get that 5 IV Abra.
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>>34393096 I know this thread isn't to be taken completely seriously, but you realize breeders usually do it while multi-tasking?
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>>34393316 I'm not here to entertain you, I'm here to make fun of your insecurities.
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>>34393328 You should entertain me. Breeding, injecting, nothing matters. You're all objects, and this site is filled with toys. You all deserve to dance for all the anons in the back.
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>>34393188 Except Portugal discovered Brazil first, and won wars against Spain.
More like you're a complete, and ignorant, retard and that's all.
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>>34393096 this is literally the best thread ever
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>>34393341 You are the joke, this thread is proof of that. This is all you are and all you ever will be. I'm sure a few those "anons" you are referring to are having a good laugh at your stupid ass, keep dancing.
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>>34393363 Nonsense, a slave shouldn't talk back to me. Get back to your script you nine to five wageslave.
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>>34393400 le funny reddit man face
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>>34393363 He's not the OP retard. You are doing exactly what this thread wanted you to do: make us laugh. Breedcucks are only useful to be defeated in Pokemon battles and to make us laugh. Nothing more.
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>>34393432 >The amount of autism in this post. I could care less if it was op or not, I'm talking to all of you, and you all are pathetic.
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>>34393469 And yet you are still here with us. Stick to your own, amrite?
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Do those who neither breed nor inject... deserve execution?
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ok but you still put in the free time point
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B-But I spent three days breeding a perfect IV shiny female Popplio with the right nature. Y-You'll never know that kind of satisfaction, injectfag!
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>>34393096 >mfw breedies are still SRing for a Lonely 15 Def 0 Speed Stakataka >mfw breedies need multiple save files in order to have both Poipole and Naganadel in their living Dex with their OT Anonymous
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>>34393096 I love this pasta. Good work anon. Injection for life.
It was always hilarious to me how breedfags talk about bonding or how their mons are more special when they literally throw out boxes upon boxes of 'breedjects'
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>>34395327 >No HA Worthless
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>>34395297 >doesn't sets the flag to receive Poipole again, to have Poipole, Naganadel and SR for shiny Naganadel Anonymous
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>>34393096 based injectbro
>>34393114 based "based injectbro"
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>my instant gratification sad to hear your adhd is terminal
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>>34393096 injecting is neato. last night I injected all the berries, can dye my clothes all I want now. My trainer looks sick. Also got all the mega stones too.