SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!

Oh no Rick, the Cromulons are back again!
Oh wow Morty, th-th-that's uncanny
It's almost as if two pathetic YouTube guys
Decided to make their own musical tribute to Rick and Morty's adventures
An-and they couldn't think of a more original way to start the song
Wait, what are you talking about?
Nevermind, that doesn't make nay sense
Morty and MC Bulldops back in the hizzy
All my glip lops, all my glip glops, put your hands in the air
Morty, Morty, drop me a fat beat
Okay, Rick

Representin' Earth C-137
Y-You won't get a better-
Better Rick Sanchez is any dimension
ARREST HIM!
HE'S GOT A RAP SHEET OF GALACTIC OFFENSES!
None of which were sexual
Everybody consented
[*burp*]
I get up in the morning
Pull my Morty out of bed
Time for another demented adventure again
Every time we come this close to ending up dead
Remember when we buried ourselves?
That messed with my head!
Yeah, that was dark
It's in the past though, Morty
I'm gonna have to ask you to put this in your asshole shortly
No way, I was a victim of a Jelly Bean Predator
Think of it this way, Morty
You're just building more character

Beth, let's be serious
Your father's off his rocker
I've got no regrets, Jerry
[*burp*]
But I can't speak for my daughter
Oh my god, this family's such an embarrassment
Nobody asked you, Summer
Come back when you become relevant

You have the formula for Dark Matter
Hand it to me!
Check between my asscheeks
If you want the recipe I'll shock you like a mindfuck
Call it Inception
Just like Scary Terry
I'M ALL UP IN YOUR HEAD, BITCH!

Oh hi, Jessica!
Morty, ignore that chick
Ya know, human females only have 3 orifices
Why would anyone ever need any more than that, Rick?
Morty, trust me
You're gonna get bored of that quick

DROP SOME MORE OF THAT CHORUS SHIT!

Schwifty
Get Schwifty
Wubba lubba dub dub
Schwifty
Get Schwifty
Wubba lubba dub dub

I gotta go to school, Rick
That's what my parents say
Shut up, Morty