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Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:24:10 No.34421627 View View Reply Original Report

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If you had the choice of eating any Pokémon you wanted, what would it be?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:27:38 No.34421628 Report

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>>34421627
I'd try all of them at least once.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:31:24 No.34421629 Report

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Octiliary

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Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:33:10 No.34421630 Report

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>>34421627
I'd eat Hikari if you know what I'm saying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:33:11 No.34421631 Report

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>>34421627
Wailord

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Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:34:18 No.34421632 Report

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>>34421627
koffing

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Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:34:41 No.34421633 Report

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>>34421630
She's a 12 year old, do you hear yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:35:06 No.34421634 Report

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>>34421627
Talonflame

Self-spiced poultry for Southwest flavor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:35:11 No.34421635 Report

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>>34421627
Arceus. Probably tastes divine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:35:43 No.34421636 Report

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why the fuck didn't they just have real animals existing as well so they could be food?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:36:04 No.34421637 Report

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>>34421633
She's not real. I'd fuck her if she was, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:36:14 No.34421638 Report

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>>34421627
Gardevoir's pussy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:36:39 No.34421639 Report

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>>34421635
lel dood

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Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:38:10 No.34421640 Report

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Scolipede

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Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:38:15 No.34421641 Report

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>>34421633
Yeah, way too old. Gross granny pussy. Nobody wants that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:39:12 No.34421642 Report

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>>34421636
because that would be weird

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:39:52 No.34421643 Report

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grassfed miltank steak

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:40:04 No.34421644 Report

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>>34421636
pokemon are food though
remember slowpoke tail?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:40:53 No.34421645 Report

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>>34421627
What's the chickenmon? I'll eat that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:41:22 No.34421646 Report

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>>34421636
They do, and they eat both real animals and pokemon, also. The anime is some alternate timeline bullshit anyway, and just makes up shit as it goes along. For example, when has a pokemon ever said its own name in the games? Not a-once, except for Pikachu in the newer ones and even that only because the anime made everyone think that's how it should be.

There's tons of references to eating pokemon in the games, and also tons of references to real world animals, both in and out of the context of food.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:41:25 No.34421647 Report

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>>34421643
Why do cows get a pass in the media to show their big ass titties?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:41:46 No.34421648 Report

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>>34421645
Torchic

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Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:42:29 No.34421649 Report

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Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:42:54 No.34421650 Report

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>>34421636
quite simple: real animals would logically go extinct pretty quickly
I mean, it's tough being a hawk when the average mouse can generate enough electricity to knock out a human

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Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:43:01 No.34421651 Report

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>>34421645
Blaziken sounds delish as fuck

>>34421648
>eating a baby pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:43:23 No.34421652 Report

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>>34421649
Fuck this pokemon for existing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:43:41 No.34421653 Report

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Muk

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:43:56 No.34421654 Report

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>>34421646
originally that was the case but more recently they've changed to "pokemon are all the animals"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:44:00 No.34421655 Report

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>>34421631
no, don't eat OP's mom

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:44:02 No.34421656 Report

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>>34421649
>vanillafags

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:44:40 No.34421657 Report

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>>34421651
They're more tender that way. Like veal.

Do you honestly believe you haven't eaten a baby animal, even a baby chicken before, by the way?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:44:49 No.34421658 Report

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Ursaring mmmmm
Fatty, juicy meat that’s been seasoned with blueberries

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:45:14 No.34421659 Report

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>>34421651
>Blaziken sounds delish as fuck
nah, it's a martial arts pokemon, constantly trains and shit
lots of stringy exercised muscle, no fat. That's shit tier meat.
Torchic has enough baby fat left to be good

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:45:16 No.34421660 Report

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>>34421651
Torchic isn't a Baby Pokemon
Pichu, Magby, etc. are Baby Pokemon
of course we could be triple cheeky and just say it's a young Torchic, making it a Not-Baby baby Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:46:11 No.34421661 Report

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>>34421651
Blaziken probably wouldn’t taste that good 2bh. Think about it - it would be all muscle and no fat.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:47:35 No.34421662 Report

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>>34421627
Slowpoke

in G&S people eat their tails
in S&M the pokedex tells you how to cook them

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Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:47:40 No.34421663 Report

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I'd eat Arceus because according to Toriko, anime gods are delicious

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:49:22 No.34421664 Report

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>>34421661
Thats that plant pokemon that looks like a girl in a white dress with white skin and green hair.
I would chop her up in half and eat top half raw while fucking the lower half.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:51:21 No.34421665 Report

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>>34421643
I don't think I could eat something that is as cute as Miltank.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:51:23 No.34421666 Report

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>>34421649
Imagine licking it to death.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:51:27 No.34421667 Report

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How much will a piece of mewtwo steak will cost?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:53:12 No.34421668 Report

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>>34421667
Just go eat a cat fetus, it'll be cheaper.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:53:24 No.34421669 Report

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>>34421627
I'm glad no one has said Farfetch'd. They are supposed to be close to extinction because they are so delicious. They are also the best Pokemon. Keep your hands off them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:53:47 No.34421670 Report

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>>34421630
i'll eat all the mons if you know what im saying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:54:30 No.34421671 Report

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>>34421667
Dude mewtwo meat would fucking suck. They’re scrawny motherfuckers and the psychic residue would probably turn you into a toad or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:55:24 No.34421672 Report

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>>34421669
>pokemon that comes with it's own garnish
>literally useless for any other purpose

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:55:35 No.34421673 Report

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>>399654682
Autist

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Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:57:34 No.34421674 Report

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>>34421672
He's a god damn champ. And ever since the changes to crits you can use his diverse movepool to run some really fun always crit sets.

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Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:57:54 No.34421675 Report

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>>399656068

MODS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:58:33 No.34421676 Report

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>>399656068

brb, got a craving for some Dunkins

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:58:54 No.34421677 Report

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>>399656068
>ghost pokemon have horse pussy and anus
You learn something new everyday.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:59:25 No.34421678 Report

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>>34421674
no speed, no bulk, no priority, most common typing in the world
not even that atk boost saves it

sure it's no longer a spinda tier joke but it's still not good by any stretch

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:59:30 No.34421679 Report

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>>34421674
How are you supposed to land any hits when he's slow as shit and dies to everything, though?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 20:00:19 No.34421680 Report

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>>34421679
Trick room?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 20:06:21 No.34421681 Report

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>>34421680
there are better things to use in trick room than farfetch'd though, it's attack isn't near good enough to justify it's place on a trick room team

seriously I'd use trapinch on a trick room team before farfetch'd, at least that thing has arena trap (or if it's disallowed sheer force)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 20:23:12 No.34421682 Report

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>>34421627
I wonder if Ditto tastes like chicken.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 20:24:10 No.34421683 Report

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>>34421627
Goddamn I'm glad Ash has a personality again in the new series. Ash was a smug fucker in Kanto and Johto, and became bland in later seasons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 20:25:11 No.34421684 Report

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>>34421682
considering it's a failed science experiment he probably tastes like an even blander rubber

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 20:27:36 No.34421685 Report

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>>34421679
Mindgames.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 20:36:19 No.34421686 Report

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>>34421683
Dont let the XY cucks hear you say that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 20:39:20 No.34421687 Report

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I'd eat Tsareena out

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 20:42:43 No.34421688 Report

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>>34421627
Eating pokemon would be fucking weird, but if I had to I would eat either magikarp, piloswine or slowbro I guess

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 20:46:50 No.34421689 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 20:49:17 No.34421690 Report

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>>34421649
It's looks like ice cream, but it's actually just frozen water

Would probably taste like dirt

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 20:49:48 No.34421691 Report

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>>34421627
Is it even possible to eat a magikarp? I know their skin is tough as hell, but if you got past that, is it even good to eat?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 21:02:43 No.34421692 Report

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>>34421691
According to the anime even the meat isn't very good and there isn't much of it either.

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Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 21:16:49 No.34421804 Report

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Basculin

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 21:18:14 No.34421812 Report

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>>34421804
dosent really specify you eat them, they might just produce tasty stuff if you suck or lick them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 21:18:21 No.34421814 Report

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>>34421678
>no priority
WOW
WOWOWOW
I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE IS SO FUCK STUPID
FARFETCH'D LEARNS FUCKING FIRST IMPRESSION YOU RETARD

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 21:20:29 No.34421827 Report

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>>34421662
DELETE

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Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 21:21:54 No.34421839 Report

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Torchic. Chicken is my favorite meat, and it's pretty much the only chicken in the entire franchise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 21:22:40 No.34421846 Report

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Gardevoir

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 21:23:25 No.34421851 Report

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>>34421812
uhh how many times have you heard of people sucking or licking wild fish that are still alive? honest question

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 21:24:31 No.34421864 Report

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Pignite. I just love bacon.

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Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 21:25:04 No.34421867 Report

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>>34421851

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 21:25:40 No.34421872 Report

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>>34421851
theres some videos of people sucking dolphins, lemme find em

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 21:26:26 No.34421884 Report

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What did >>399654682 post checked archive and it doesn't show

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 21:26:58 No.34421889 Report

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>>34421641
No but for real though. She walks all over the coldest region, in a skirt.
Imagine how firm her legs and thighs are. Imagine how tiny her cold little virgin pussy gets out there.

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Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 21:28:09 No.34421906 Report

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I want to EAT this fat and succulent bird!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 21:31:08 No.34421939 Report

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I'd always wanted to eat a smoked Pidgey.

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Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 21:32:52 No.34421961 Report

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Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 21:33:55 No.34421976 Report

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>>34421884

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Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 22:07:25 No.34422345 Report

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muk
>lethal to touch
>sweet release

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Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 23:40:36 No.34423773 Report

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>>34421636

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Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 23:42:12 No.34423809 Report

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>>34421627
Tsareena's ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 23:47:40 No.34423888 Report

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>>34423773
>Implying it wasn't a gen 13 sneak peek.

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