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Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 23:47:36 No.34423887 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>34423996 >>34424036 >>34424143 >>34424155 >>34424178 >>34424332 >>34424346 >>34424743 >>34425624 >>34427298

Take a look in the mirror. Consider your outfit, your personality, your physique.
You are actually the gjinka version of a new pokemon. What is it and what is its typing/stats/dex entry?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 23:49:52 No.34423914 Report

Quoted By: >>34424002

Water type
80/82/78/95/80/85 stats
A professional swimmer, it can continue swimming for two days straight by waving its long tail skillfully.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 23:51:32 No.34423932 Report

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>every Pokemon has either gluttony truant or tangling hair

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 23:54:41 No.34423973 Report

Quoted By: >>34424005 >>34424184

Normal Type
Low Stats
Slow Start
/thread

Anonymuos

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Anonymuos Sun 10 Dec 2017 23:56:22 No.34423996 Report

Quoted By: >>34424036

>>34423887
>wearing green hoodie
>smol boi
>medicore at best strength.
N-No...A-Anon please. Not like this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 23:56:46 No.34424002 Report

Quoted By: >>34424023

>>34423914
you do know fish swim all day every day and that's far more than 2 days
>A professional swimmer doesn't fish!!!!!!
Whale.
nigga you stop

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 23:56:54 No.34424005 Report

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>>34423973
>not defeatist

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 23:58:52 No.34424023 Report

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>>34424002
but it's not a fish

Anonymuos

Anonymuos Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:00:14 No.34424036 Report

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>>34423887
>>34423996
wait fuck I'm brainlet. I missed the part were you said "new"

Probably Dark or Grass typing. Am wearing black pants after all.

70 HP / 70 Atk / 70 Def / 10 Sp.Atk / 80 Speed if I want to be realistic with myself. I can run fast but not as fast as what I imagine 90 Base speed Pokemon run like. If I want to be generous with myself it'd be.

80 HP / 70 Atk / 70 Def / 95 Sp. Atk / 80 Sp.Def / 105 Speed. Probably just a Dark type special mon, nothing too unique. Give me taunt as a move and I'm happy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:08:30 No.34424143 Report

Quoted By: >>34424295

>>34423887
Dark/Ghost
Cursed Body
90/60/90/50/110/50
One day this criter is going to flip his fucking shit and do a bloody massacre and then kill his fucking self.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:10:16 No.34424155 Report

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>>34423887
I'm a grey fuzzy black bear because I'm wearing a big winter jacket and black pants.

I bet I'm an ice/dark type or ice/ghost
A glass cannon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:12:37 No.34424178 Report

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>>34423887
Normal/Ghost
High Special Attack and Defense, low Health
At wild it prefers solitude but when cought by a trainer will become attached and protective of them

It's small and grey, with face hidden behind long "hair"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:13:15 No.34424184 Report

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>>34423973
>/threading your own post

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:20:58 No.34424282 Report

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I think I may already be a Chansey gijinka: chubby, pink, and want to adopt everything that looks orphany.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:22:00 No.34424295 Report

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>>34424143
Here, I found your pokemon form

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:22:09 No.34424298 Report

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>red thermal hoodie
>pajama pants, bare feet
>Messy unkempt hair, shaved at the sides like a fuccboy but with a few pieces that stick up at the part in a square shape like Gladeon
>Haven't shaved in a couple days, patchy beard and mustache
>haven't been working out as much lately so I'm packing on some mass. Still somewhat defined muscles as around arms, neck and chest
>crazy quiet introvert
>suicidal alcoholic

Grass/Fairy

HP 90
ATK 75
DEF 99
SPATK 80
SPDEF 90
SPEED 91

Prankster/Thick Fat

HA Surrounded
When this user is hit with a Fire type move, the damage is negated once. Subsequent Fire moves targeting this Pokemon deal 80% less damage, and this Pokemon becomes Paralyzed.
Effects of this ability reset when this Pokemon is switched out.

Anon aren't a very well-documented species. Though nobody knows quite why, anon seems very unfriendly despite always having a smile on its face.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:24:10 No.34424332 Report

Quoted By: >>34424376

>>34423887
Ground/Ice
Fur Coat
75/50/60/115/90/105

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:24:25 No.34424337 Report

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>new mon is literally just shittier smeargle

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:25:06 No.34424346 Report

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>>34423887
Ghost/Ice
70/50/75/95/75/85
Truant
Wears pajamas all day and refuses to move even an inch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:27:06 No.34424376 Report

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>>34424332
Dex: These Pokemon slip into crevices in the tundra. While timid, they are crafty and resourceful when avoiding predators.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:29:44 No.34424418 Report

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Normal
670: 150/160/100/95/65/100
Ability: Truant

Spends all day lying down and lolling about. It eats food within its reach. If it eats all the food it can reach, this Pokémon reluctantly moves to another spot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:46:27 No.34424619 Report

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>ghost/fairy
>80/60/90/110/80/95
>own tempo/HA: regenerator
>enjoys making it's home in dark closets and cupboards. once it's made it's nest, it's extremely difficult to get it to leave

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:54:40 No.34424743 Report

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>>34423887
Alolan dugtrio... the tall one in the back

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 01:03:42 No.34424842 Report

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I’d say Magmortar but I’m not fat and ugly.

Blaziken?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 02:16:16 No.34425624 Report

Quoted By: >>34426001

>>34423887
Alcheos (alces + chaos)
Fire/Ice
120/65/75/35/75/80
Technician/Thick Fat/Insomia

Version A: "Elegant yet clumsy, and energetic yet tired, Alcheos' existence defies science. Though it can run on two legs just fine, it prefers to walk on four legs in case it chooses to sleep."
Version B:"Alcheos is commonly found on the hottest days of Winter and the coldest nights of Summer. Their evolutions seem to occur during Spring or Autumn."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 02:20:57 No.34425683 Report

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10 hp 1 atk 1 def 0 spa 0 spdef 1 speed,
Normal type
Ability, money-can acquire a job to pay for stuff
Moves -fist 1 bp phys normal 30 pp
- gunshot 90 bp steel 6 pp
-happy hour
-bite

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 02:44:33 No.34426001 Report

Quoted By: >>34426544

>>34425624
Evolution (just for fun):
Balcesen (Balance + Alces)
Fire/Ice
Technician/Thick Fat/Inner Focus
150/85/85/85/85/85
Version A: "Legends say that those who view the evolution of a Balcesen are closer to reaching enlightenment. Some cultures even view it as a symbol of universal balance."
Version B: "It's antlers can act like pincers in order to grab fruit from tall trees. Their length and temperature can determine Balcesen's alignment."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 03:07:21 No.34426313 Report

Quoted By: >>34426376

Fighting/Ice
193cm
102kg
Thick Fat / Adaptability
100/130/80/60/60/90

"It's thick fur protects it from the incredibly cold winds of the north.Males of this species regularly engage in fisticuffs, not for females but apparently for sport"

I'm a fat boxer that lives in a cold climate. Not all that interesting, but I guess a frozen beard or something would be apt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 03:12:20 No.34426376 Report

Quoted By: >>34426451

>>34426313
And Canadian?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 03:14:29 No.34426397 Report

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I'm wearing a White T-shirt and Red Boxers, also I am round.
I am not a fakemon, I am an ELectrode Gijinka right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 03:19:53 No.34426451 Report

Quoted By: >>34426645

>>34426376
Nah, British living near Reykjavik

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 03:29:32 No.34426544 Report

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>>34426001
Normal/Fighting
Insomnia/Inner Focus
Took 11 points from every Hitmonchan stat except the speed and move them to speed.
This Pokémon used to train its fighting skills but changes in its environment forced it to stop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 03:35:37 No.34426607 Report

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Normal/Fighting
Insomnia/Inner Focus
Took 11 points from every Hitmonchan stat except the speed and move them to speed.
This Pokémon used to train its fighting skills but changes in its environment forced it to stop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 03:41:02 No.34426645 Report

Quoted By: >>34426672

>>34426451
Doesn't mean the Pokemon can't be.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 03:43:13 No.34426669 Report

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Mega Alolan Raticate

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 03:43:16 No.34426672 Report

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>>34426645
True, fuck it why not

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 04:10:40 No.34426889 Report

Quoted By: >>34426989

Desbear
Ghost/Fighting
Bulky teddy like bear with small tears with stuffing popping out, a big tear on the head that makes the fluff coming out on top resemble a frow. Colors are mostly greys and blacks.

High HP/High atk/fairly good def/average sp. Atk/ abysmal sp.def and spd.

Desbear are very strong pokemon, but they appear to be discouraged very easily. Some believe desbear come from the spirits of strong people who failed to see things through.

Signature Ability: All Or Nothing
Boosts attack by 25% but has a 25% chance of the pokemon losing a turn because its discouraged.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 04:11:59 No.34426901 Report

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Well, I kind of have that cartoon bulldog look, wide shoulders and large upper body with skinny little legs. I also have basically no ass, just like Hank Hill. I have a rather large lower jaw and chin, and a big jew nose. I'm wearing black sweatpants and an orange shirt. I also wear bigass super thick glasses because my eyesight is shit. I'm going to say I'm a Normal type bulldog pokemon with a huge orange head and small black body.

Normal
Ability: Strong Jaw/Lock Jaw (Biting moves trap the opponent for 2-5 turns)
HP- 95
Atk- 105
Def- 80
SpA- 70
SpD- 40
Spe- 100
I just took miltanks stats and reversed the offense and defense, since this feels like what a bulldog's stats should look like and I'm too lazy to do math right now

Pokedex Entries
"When this pokemon clamps its jaws down, it experiences tunnel vision and can't focus on anything but biting"
"Because it bites off more than it can chew, this pokemon an extra windpipe attached to its nose so it can still breathe while biting."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 04:21:32 No.34426989 Report

Quoted By: >>34427289

>>34426889
I love Desbear! It almost sounds like a Mimikyu for Bewear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 04:58:22 No.34427289 Report

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>>34426989
Aww thanks. I like making fakemon and love bewear and mimikyu so thats a big compliment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 04:59:25 No.34427298 Report

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>>34423887

I've always seen Sharpedo as the pokemon Kisame

Even his voice and way of talking fits the "pedo" in Sharpedo's name

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