>4th grade
>Friend a grade further than me hacks his Pokemon even though he claims he's not, but everybody knows
>Spreads lies half the kids know are complete bullshit
>Keeps telling people not to level up Pokemon to level 100 because they die as soon as they do
>People believe him
>He's battling people with his level 99s, his mons are always 5-10 levels higher than everybody else and has max possible stats
>His brother comes up to me on the playground one day
>"My brother is annoying. Can you beat him?"
>His brother reveals the Gameshark he stole from him
>Hacks in a version of my team at level 100 and gives them best possible stats
>I challenge friend to battle during a recess
>He boasts about being unbeatable to the crowd that's watching
>Send out level 100 Mewtwo against his level 99 Mewtwo, accuses me of hacking
>I outspeed his Mewtwo both turns, hitting his with a Shadow Ball then a crit Shadow Ball
>He cries and runs away, leaving his game boy
>His brother and I team up and release all hacked Pokemon from our games
>His brother keeps the Gameshark away from him
>He comes back and again accuses me of hacking
>Show him my completely normal team
>"But they were just level 100!", he exclaims
>"God ascended them to level 100 shortly to defeat you, hacker!"
>He believes me
>He starts to believe his own lie and can't hack again because his Gameshark conveniently went missing
>Starts to believe everybody with level 100 Pokemon were "chosen by God"
