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Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 20:20:45 No.34440570 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>34440614 >>34440632 >>34440678 >>34440762 >>34440858

Son, don't you think it's about time you left the house and started working towards becoming a Pokemon master?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 20:23:49 No.34440589 Report

Quoted By: >>34440613

>I proceed to fuck my mother since she has felt sexually mistreated ever sense dad went on with his delusional hobby
you were saying

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 20:25:58 No.34440613 Report

Quoted By: >>34440787

>>34440589
>since
>ever sense

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 20:26:00 No.34440614 Report

Quoted By: >>34440623 >>34440643

>>34440570
NO DAD, BATTLING POKEMON IS WRONG! I WANT TO BECOME A POKEMON CONTEST STAR!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 20:27:05 No.34440623 Report

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>>34440614
gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 20:28:32 No.34440632 Report

Quoted By: >>34440697

>>34440570
No, I think I'd rather stay at home and take a nap.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 20:30:35 No.34440643 Report

Quoted By: >>34440702

>>34440614
No boy of mine is going to be some dress-wearing Pokemon coordinating faggot. Take that ridiculous costume off, put on some fingerless gloves and go get your first gym badge before I make you white out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 20:35:40 No.34440678 Report

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>>34440570
but dad, I want to master the art of sucking your cock first

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 20:38:00 No.34440693 Report

Quoted By: >>34440712 >>34440741

Dad please, I want to be an engineer. I have to go to school.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 20:38:15 No.34440697 Report

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>>34440632
Get your freeloading ass off my sofa, you fucking failure. Christ, my Slaking does more around this house than you. It can only use one move every two turns, it's only able to say its name and it's morbidly obese and it STILL does more for this household than you. What, am I being punished? Arceus, did you send me this piece of shit candy-ass for a son because I didn't pray to you enough?

I knew I shouldn't have left you here with your mother. All she ever did was spoil you, and now you're just a weak, flabby punk who couldn't battle his way out of a bug-type gym! When I was your age, I had eight badges and an entire team of fully-evolved Pokemon. Look at your Mudkip: how the fuck is it still a Mudkip?!

You're the biggest mistake I ever made. Why the fuck am I even talking to you?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 20:39:10 No.34440702 Report

Quoted By: >>34440779

>>34440643
MOM TOLD ME YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND. FINE, I WILL LET YOU CONTROL MY LIFE AGAIN JUST HOW YOU MADE ME MOVE TO THIS SHIT HOLE OF A REGION! I HATE YOU!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 20:40:25 No.34440712 Report

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>>34440693
If I hear you saying that shit in my house again, I'll slap it out of your smart mouth. Ain't nobody ever made a living off of being an engineer. I'm not gonna let you throw away your future chasing some bullshit dream of "fixing" and "making" things. That's what Pokemon are for, genius!

Now, go upstairs and study your type weaknesses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 20:43:42 No.34440741 Report

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>>34440693
I mean there should be other professions in this world so you're all good except you have your family in your way then, lel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 20:44:44 No.34440751 Report

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Ooookay, guys, we come here to have fun and now Brendan here is fighting with his dad. Awkwaaaard, wanna bail?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 20:46:18 No.34440762 Report

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>>34440570
>Gen. 3 is the only generation where you have a father

I shouldn't be surprised considering Gen. 3 is one of the best.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 20:48:55 No.34440779 Report

Quoted By: >>34440802 >>34440836 >>34440912

>>34440702
Yeah, yeah: you hate me. You hate me.

You think I don't hate you, you little shit?

I was supposed to be a member of the Kanto Elite Four! I was going places! You know how much it pays to be a member of the Elite Four? I could've had anything I wanted! But, no, I had to ruin your whore mother's bike and drag her along on my journey! I had to share a tent with a teenage girl while I was going through fucking puberty! I had to knock her up just before I had my championship battle and give it all up for some bullshit Gym Leader job so I could raise the baby!

"Oooh, the baby! We have to raise the baby!"

Yeah, well, fuck the baby and fuck you! I'm losing my goddamn hair in this shitty town! My superiors are a couple of fucking eight year olds with psychic powers AND stronger Pokemon than me! I can't even get a per diem for the Max Repels I have to use on my way to work every morning! And you hate ME? I'M the bad guy?!

To hell with this, I'm going to the Game Corner...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 20:49:08 No.34440780 Report

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>>34440762
>Yfw he's still very absent in protags life even being in the same region

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 20:50:21 No.34440787 Report

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>>34440613
YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND MOM LOVES ME MOM CARES ABOUT ME MOM IS LEAVING YOU DO YOU UNDERSTAND

Mom is so tender.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 20:51:52 No.34440802 Report

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>>34440779
Dad they banned the Game Corner years ago. W... where have you been going?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 20:52:59 No.34440814 Report

Quoted By: >>34440855

>>34440697
Me? What about you, you selfish son of a bitch? You drag me away from our life to live in bumfuck Egypt away form everything I know just so you can cavort in the next town over pretending like you're some big hotshot? And when I walk, FUCKING WALK all the way to visit you, you only pay attention to some green-haired freak and fucking give him a Pokemon. You just fucking gave it to him! And you use Normal types. What kind of beta bitch uses normal types? An idiot child could trounce yoyr sad excuse of a gym with a fucking Machop.

So I'm not listening to you anymore, you lying, cheating, disgusting excuse for a human being.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 20:56:50 No.34440836 Report

Quoted By: >>34440880 >>34441247

>>34440779
THAT'S RIGHT JUST GO DRINK AND GAMBLE TO RUN AWAY FROM YOUR PROBLEMS! YOU'RE NOT EVEN ENOUGH OF A MAN TO ADMIT THAT YOU WERE NEVER GOOD ENOUGH TO BE IN THE ELITE FOUR! NORMAL TYPE? HA, I'M NOT EVEN A TRAINER AND I KNOW THAT YOUR TYPE SELECTION IS GARBAGE! JUST ADMIT IT, YOU ARE A PATHETIC MAN WHO COULDN'T BECOME THE BEST OR RAISE HIS CHILD. AND NOW YOUR NOTHING BUT A SHEDINJA OF A MAN, ROTTING AWAY, AWAY FROM YOUR FAMILY THAT YOU NEVER CARED ABOUT! I WISH UNCLE LANCE WAS MY DAD! HE IS MORE OF A MAN THAN YOU'LL EVEN BE, YOU JERK!
AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GOING TO BE THE CHAMPION OF THIS REGION ONE DAY AND THEN I'LL LAUGH IN YOUR FACE AD YOU WALLOW IN YOUR OWN FILTH ON YOUR DEATH BED.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 20:58:24 No.34440846 Report

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Whew, someone in need of family therapy?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 20:59:59 No.34440855 Report

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>>34440814
That green-haired freak has a name, you fucking ingrate! It's Wally! And he's my special helper! Arceus knows he's done more for me than your fat ass ever has.

"Oh, boo hoo hoo, I had to walk through grass and mean Pokemon and interact with people who didn't shoot me out of their genitals for once in a blue moon."

Suck it up, you pussy! At least it got you out of the house. We've been living here for three months now and you still haven't had the balls to make a move on that May chick next door. Have you seen the tits on that girl? And she actually takes the time to look in your general direction like you weren't a barely existent waste of oxygen?

I knew I shouldn't have gotten you vaccinated. I got you vaccinated and now you've got the autism.

I should've had a fucking girl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 21:00:20 No.34440858 Report

Quoted By: >>34440865

>>34440570
can i suck ur cock dad?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 21:01:20 No.34440865 Report

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>>34440858
Learn to type, fegit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 21:04:29 No.34440880 Report

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>>34440836
Yeah, right. At the rate you guzzle down those Rage Candy Bars, it's not like you'll live to see me die anyway. Why don't you just go back in your room and play your Gamecube like the weak-chinned quitter you are? Some of us have work to do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 21:10:57 No.34440912 Report

Quoted By: >>34440918 >>34441102 >>34441753

>>34440779
Sorry to break up your weird ass role play, but they moved to Hoenn from Johto, not Kanto.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 21:12:17 No.34440918 Report

Quoted By: >>34441130

>>34440912
[citation required]

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 21:45:39 No.34441092 Report

Quoted By: >>34441136

B-Brendan? Could you please ask your d-dad to stop stuffing his weiner down my throat? It triggered my asthma last time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 21:46:11 No.34441096 Report

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Interesting roleplay, but can't Norman just fuck his horny son?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 21:46:45 No.34441102 Report

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>>34440912
They have the same Elite Four.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 21:50:53 No.34441130 Report

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>>34440918
Go to the wiki and read the biography for May or Brendan, it's not hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 21:51:47 No.34441133 Report

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This verthread is Internet cancer.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 21:51:56 No.34441136 Report

Quoted By: >>34441182 >>34441515

>>34441092
Wally...

Wally, hey, remember what we said? We said that Wally-Norman time is a secret time, alright? You're my special little helper, Wa-Wa. I need you to keep our secrets or I might never trust you again...

And if I stop trusting you, well... I just don't know what i'd do. To you or myself. How about we go out and catch you a new Pokemon, huh, sport? Then afterwards, you can help me clean out the gym's basement... Again.

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Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 21:56:50 No.34441182 Report

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>>34441136
I knew it, you disgusting fuck! You're under arrest!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 22:01:39 No.34441220 Report

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You lost all right to tell me what the fuck to do when you walked out 19 years ago, dickhead. Go find someone else to place you in the old folks home, 'cause I don't give a shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 22:04:28 No.34441240 Report

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post lewds of norman with brendan and or wally

CAPSLOCK

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CAPSLOCK Tue 12 Dec 2017 22:05:41 No.34441247 Report

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>>34440836
THE FUCK DID I JUST READ

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 22:44:20 No.34441515 Report

Quoted By: >>34441546

>>34441136
>be Protag's mother
>think your husband should be with you more often
>wonder if he even loves you anymore
>visit him as a suprise in his gym
>find him kissing and fucking a twelve-year-old with more passion than he ever had left for you

why is this so hot?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 22:47:46 No.34441546 Report

Quoted By: >>34441684

>>34441515
What's the matter with you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 23:02:04 No.34441684 Report

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>>34441546
would there be any matter?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 23:11:49 No.34441753 Report

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>>34440912
His only mistake was to say Kanto elite four instead of Indigo elite four.

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