>Be me
>5
>Discover the series
>Wow this is awesome!
>I love Pokemon!
>Watch Thundershock Showdown
>Raichu is my favorite!
>Be me at 7
>Get my first Pokemon Game
>It's Silver
>I will love Pokemon forever!
>Be me 10 or Eleven
>RS comes out
>Woo! Time to get back to Pokemon!
>Play the game to death. Literally the game died.
>Get Emerald
>Yay!
>Play that to death.
>Get FireRed and LeafGreen
>Oh yeah! Childhood is great!
>Be me at 13
>DP comes out
>Woo! More Pogeyman!
>Infernape is so cool!
>Get Platinum
>Infernape is so cool!
>Get Soul Silver
>Pokemon can follow you now? Awesome!
>Feraligatr is so cool!
>Hear about Gen 5
>Check Serebii for leaks
>"Ah anon, money is tight this year. I don't think we can get that Pokemon game this year."
>Fug.jpeg
>Had to wait out the entirity of Gen 5 because money was tight.
>Start to grow out of franchise. Thinking about it less and less.
>XY trailer drops
>Oh, new Pokemon eh?
>The rat thing looks cool.
>Can't play Gen 6 because no money.
>Slowly starts to forget about the franchise all together.
>One night I feel super depressed
>Questioning my own sexuality.
>"I'm not gay.... I'm not gay....I'm not gay."
>Gets really horny, ready to masterbate.
>Masterbates to straight porn ironically
>Later that day browsing Pokemon Tumblr because I was bored.
>Sees Umbreon and Espeon in a lewd position.
>Interest peaks
>Turns safe search off
>Gardevoir with tits
>Sylveon sucking dick
>Mawile, Glaceon galore.
>I masturbated at least 6 six time staying night.
>Sale up next morning
>"I'm never doing that again."
>Sike
>Next night I'm back at it.
>Discover /vp/
>Completes Platinum Pokedex
>Posts but stops almost immediately after.
>2 years past
>My only connection to the franchise is pornographic images of their monsters.
>2015
>Decides to pick up Alpha Sapphire
>Discovers /vp/ again.
>Shitposts about waifumons.
>Gen 7 drops
>Primarina and Lurantis becomes favorites
>Present day
