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Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 11:41:25 No.34454457 View View Reply Original Report

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I had sex today with my gf
Let us celebrate with favorite starter thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 11:42:05 No.34454464 Report

Quoted By: >>34455566

>tfw I just realized I don't have a favorite starter

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Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 11:45:06 No.34454480 Report

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Badass, my man. Was it the first time for either of you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 11:45:42 No.34454486 Report

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>Has to make a thread about finally getting laid with your GF

I'm sure your GF's proud of your micro penis, otherwise you wouldn't be making threads about it

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Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 11:48:32 No.34454494 Report

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>>34454457
Congrats for having sex with GameFreak!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 11:53:02 No.34454515 Report

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ok then

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 11:53:09 No.34454518 Report

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>>34454480
Yes for both of us, I am glad I have a bestfriend and a lover

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 11:55:25 No.34454525 Report

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>>34454518
How old are you two? Just wanted to know

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 11:59:49 No.34454541 Report

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>>34454518
You never forget your first time. I sure didn't. I hope you two have a long and happy life together!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 12:21:50 No.34454612 Report

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>I had sex today with my gf
God i wish that were me
but instead of gf, bf

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 12:23:21 No.34454619 Report

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>>34454457
Incineroar and Feraligatr would be proud

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 12:27:14 No.34454632 Report

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>>34454612

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 13:21:02 No.34454781 Report

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>>34454541
>You never forget your first time.
Not necessarily true.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 13:23:45 No.34454792 Report

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>>34454457
>Incineroar
So when are you going to come out to her?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 13:23:59 No.34454794 Report

Quoted By: >>34454814 >>34458861

>>34454781
Really? It's a pretty big deal for most people. Hell, none of my friends forgot theirs. Why do you argue otherwise?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 13:26:22 No.34454802 Report

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>>34454781
Lemme guess, she charged extra

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 13:28:12 No.34454808 Report

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I don't think you have a girlfriend. Enjoy your hand.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 13:29:01 No.34454814 Report

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>>34454794
Because I was going through a rough time in my life otherwise, and the entire couple years just blur together.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 13:32:16 No.34454823 Report

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>>34454814
Keep in mind I'm talking about remembering what T-shirt you were wearing that day, or what the exact time was down to the minute when you nutted, I'm just talking about the experience as it happened. Like where you were and who you were specifically with. I'd like to think that sort of stuff is hard to forget, even if it fell in between a particularly unenjoyable time in your life, but I guess I'd be wrong. Sorry to hear about that, my man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 13:33:20 No.34454827 Report

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>>34454823
*NOT talking about remembering

Jesus, great post to fuck that up on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 13:37:12 No.34454847 Report

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>>34454823
Oh, I remember where I was and who I was with. I just don't remember what time of year, or how long it lasted, or if I even orgasmed. I don't remember why we did it in the first place, and I don't remember what we did afterwards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 13:40:30 No.34454859 Report

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>>34454847
Yeah, see, that's what I was referring to. Not all the specifics, just the basic stuff. Though there's probably someone out there that does actually remember all of that random information as it happened.

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Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 13:41:07 No.34454861 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 14:59:00 No.34455331 Report

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> goes to work
> comes back and Everyone is Nice and supportive

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Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 15:01:49 No.34455358 Report

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>>34454457
>tfw lost virginity at 22

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 15:06:08 No.34455402 Report

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>>34454457
>Incineroar

Does your gf know she's with a lil bitch? How could she not?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 15:06:53 No.34455412 Report

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>>34454457
What exactly is about to happen in this image?

Where are those hands going? I'm not sure I like this image.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 15:17:10 No.34455481 Report

Quoted By: >>34455521 >>34457547

>tfw starting to like Incineroar
I actually disliked all the recent starters, but felt even worse about Incineroar.
I guess it was inevitable. Can't even say I truly disliked it, I just preferred Litten and its personality and was bothered by it changing so much. But this big guy's grown on me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 15:21:32 No.34455521 Report

Quoted By: >>34457547

>>34455481
I was initially indifferent to the Alolan starters or their lines besides Rowlet, but I think Incineroar is probably my favorite of the three final evolutions

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 15:27:02 No.34455566 Report

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>>34454464
Then be a greedy lil bitch and take all of them.

>>34455331
It's rare, but it can happen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 15:29:18 No.34455582 Report

Quoted By: >>34455602 >>34455626 >>34459339

>>34454457
Do you want a cookie? Having sex isn't internet boast worthy. Welcome to the real world, where everybody is having sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 15:32:47 No.34455602 Report

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>>34455582
>where everybody is having sex

Including you?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 15:34:53 No.34455626 Report

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>>34455582
Congratulations on the sex, Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 15:55:49 No.34455797 Report

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>>34454457
I see, interesting choice of a picture though
Does your gf know you were fantasizing about fat furry bara cocks in your mouth the whole time?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 16:07:41 No.34455890 Report

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>>34454518
Why the fuck is this so hard to find?

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Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 16:10:57 No.34455909 Report

Quoted By: >>34459171

tfw no chesnaught bf

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 16:21:29 No.34455974 Report

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>>34454457
Congrats. I fucked my fiance for like the 534th time last night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 18:38:08 No.34457027 Report

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>tfw got a new gf
>one of my friends was like "is that chick you just followed on your instagram your gf?"
>mindlessly say no because I wasn't really paying attention
>"thank god bro i was gonna roast your ass so fucking hard that bitch ugly"

gee thanks

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 18:38:39 No.34457030 Report

Quoted By: >>34457039

I hope you took her to the vet afterward.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 18:40:19 No.34457039 Report

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>>34457030
Gave me a good kek

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Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 19:18:14 No.34457293 Report

Quoted By: >>34460159

>any one who likes Incineroar is a gay bara furry
This shit is just retarded.
Congrats OP.

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Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 19:32:25 No.34457415 Report

Quoted By: >>34457449 >>34457470

What the fuck is this thread? Take this Facebook tier shit outta here.

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Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 19:37:01 No.34457449 Report

Quoted By: >>34457468

>>34457415
What pokemon would you fuck anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 19:40:18 No.34457468 Report

Quoted By: >>34459368

>>34457449
Your mother's fat ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 19:40:29 No.34457470 Report

Quoted By: >>34457480 >>34460159

>>34457415
That insult makes absolutely no fucking sense and you know it. Feel bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 19:42:37 No.34457480 Report

Quoted By: >>34457486 >>34457518 >>34457519

>>34457470
Feel bad about what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 19:42:52 No.34457486 Report

Quoted By: >>34457518

>>34457480
About that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 19:46:49 No.34457518 Report

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>>34457486
>>34457480

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 19:47:09 No.34457519 Report

Quoted By: >>34457531

>>34457480
About the fact that you're shagging some cunt's fugly mom, I'd say

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 19:48:58 No.34457531 Report

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>>34457519
Got me to chuckle.

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Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 19:51:34 No.34457547 Report

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>>34455481
>>34455521
I feel like the movie and move tutors helped people acclimate to it a lot, even with the awkward run in the movie. Although a lot of official art really, really looks good nowadays in my opinion - at worst still having a bulkier upper body a la Torracat or fixed up fully like in a lot of the movie shots (despite certain animation frames some anons like to post).

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Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 21:07:12 No.34458146 Report

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Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 21:24:11 No.34458254 Report

Quoted By: >>34458578

The post under me has to kiss me

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 22:01:46 No.34458490 Report

Quoted By: >>34458578

>>34455358
>23 and still haven't
It could be worse, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 22:15:44 No.34458578 Report

Quoted By: >>34458597 >>34458603

>>34458254
>>34458490
have you two had sex yet

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 22:18:38 No.34458597 Report

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>>34458578
Kissing first before marriage and then sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 22:19:00 No.34458603 Report

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>>34458578
No, fuck off. That anon can fuck off as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 22:24:05 No.34458650 Report

Quoted By: >>34458714

my gf and I are both virgins as well, great find anon

sadly she doesn't wanna fuck until marriage

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 22:33:15 No.34458714 Report

Quoted By: >>34458777

>>34458650
What religion?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 22:40:38 No.34458773 Report

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>>34454457
So your Incineroar is female, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 22:41:19 No.34458777 Report

Quoted By: >>34458834 >>34459950

>>34458714
Catholic

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 22:46:58 No.34458834 Report

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>>34458777
Yes muslim and Christians are not into sex outside marriage. Which is fucking sad

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 22:49:15 No.34458861 Report

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>>34454794
I didn’t give a shit about my first time so I just went to a hooker desu, just to see what sex was like.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 23:01:04 No.34458943 Report

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>>34454457
What a coincidence! I had sex with your girlfriend too.

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Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 23:38:44 No.34459171 Report

Quoted By: >>34459361

>>34455909
>tfw no serperior bf

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 23:47:11 No.34459213 Report

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>>34454847
That's pretty fucking sad

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Dec 2017 00:10:01 No.34459339 Report

Quoted By: >>34459961

>>34455582
Some studies have shown that millennials are having less sex or some shit. Either that, or having fewer kids. Something, I don't know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Dec 2017 00:11:50 No.34459361 Report

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>>34459171

Gee anon, why does your bf let you have TWO weiners?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Dec 2017 00:12:33 No.34459368 Report

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>>34457468
Gen 8 box legend confirmed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Dec 2017 01:34:00 No.34459950 Report

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>>34458777
Wait what, wtf? I'm Catholic and had sex, that shit about having sex before marriage is a sin is a fucking lie...
People like that makes me feel shame for being Catholic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Dec 2017 01:35:08 No.34459961 Report

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>>34459339
Fewer kids for sure, because who the fuck can afford going to college and getting thousands upon thousands in debt only to land a twelve-dollar-an-hour job that schedules you for 39 hours a week to avoid paying benefits?

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Anonymous Fri 15 Dec 2017 01:56:44 No.34460159 Report

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>>34457293
Or maybe it's the fact OP posted a picture where the pov is opening a nervous inicineroar legs? What part of that doesn't make him look like a cat-molesting fruit prancing la-la homo furry?

Btw you are a frog-fucking faggot too now for getting so defensive about it.

>>34457470
>makes absolutely no fucking sense
That's because you are a baka
>Feel bad.
No he should feel good. This thread is shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Dec 2017 02:04:15 No.34460213 Report

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>>34455358
21 and havent. Might as well aim to be full wizard.

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Anonymous Fri 15 Dec 2017 07:09:13 No.34461911 Report

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>>34455358
>having sex before marriage

this should not be celebrated

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Anonymous Fri 15 Dec 2017 07:12:08 No.34461932 Report

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>>34454457
>lying on the internet

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Dec 2017 08:43:01 No.34462264 Report

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>>34454457
>someone on /vp/ had sex with their gf

this is indeed a cause for celebration

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Dec 2017 09:13:47 No.34462336 Report

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Reminder
>sex before marriage = best sex
>sex after marriage = not great

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