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I need confessions

Anonymous Sat 16 Dec 2017 19:43:57 No.34472734 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>34472837 >>34473819 >>34473857 >>34474166 >>34474247 >>34477009 >>34477227 >>34478647

I need some dirty Pokemon confessions

pikachu

pikachu Sat 16 Dec 2017 19:45:04 No.34472741 Report

Quoted By: >>34474393

i gave children seizures then threw somebody else under the bus

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Dec 2017 19:45:28 No.34472746 Report

Quoted By: >>34472774

Alolan Raticate is my absolute favorite Pokemon. Never before did I think a Pokemon design could be this perfect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Dec 2017 19:47:55 No.34472765 Report

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I've always wanted to have hot dragon sex with Zekrom.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Dec 2017 19:49:04 No.34472774 Report

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>>34472746
not gonna lie, he is pretty darn great. I just wish the guy got hone claws.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Dec 2017 19:49:31 No.34472776 Report

Quoted By: >>34472788

no one will see this but i'm gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Dec 2017 19:50:58 No.34472785 Report

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I want a cute girl to ruffle my hair as I lay my head down on her lap.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Dec 2017 19:51:28 No.34472788 Report

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>>34472776
r u gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Dec 2017 19:54:08 No.34472811 Report

Quoted By: >>34473366

I think we've confessed enough, there's nothing much left to say.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Dec 2017 19:54:44 No.34472813 Report

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I claim to hate Waifumon yet I secretly want to be caressed by a motherly Gardevoir.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Dec 2017 19:56:53 No.34472837 Report

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>>34472734
I'm working on a top secret team of scientists who are working to genetically engineer real life Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Dec 2017 20:03:25 No.34472887 Report

Quoted By: >>34474790 >>34477026 >>34479500

Well,I legitimately get depressed because I can't have sex with my preferred waifumon at times. God, how I wish Pokemon were real. Real women and traps just don't cut it for me anymore. Sure, you can blame it on excessive masturbation but I can't hide feelings on this any longer. I really want to stick my dick into a Pokemon and hopefully in my life time. But I know this will never happen, so I get even more depressed. I need to satisfy my desire, or I think I'm going to explode.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Dec 2017 21:14:06 No.34473366 Report

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>>34472811
this, does any other board have survey and confession threads everyday like this one? I think I saw /x/ do it once. I personally think it's cause a majority of people on this board are under 25 (not that that's necessarily bad).

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Dec 2017 22:03:47 No.34473660 Report

Quoted By: >>34473688

I'm not a Pokefucker or a furry but I want to fap to a Pokemon just to know what it's like
Need an entry level mon to fap to

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Dec 2017 22:08:45 No.34473688 Report

Quoted By: >>34473775

>>34473660
Gardevoir, Lilligant, Florges or Tsareena, take your pick

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Dec 2017 22:20:55 No.34473775 Report

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>>34473688
Why not Lopunny?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Dec 2017 22:26:12 No.34473819 Report

Quoted By: >>34477051

>>34472734
I spent 3 years on /vp/ before turning 18. Currently 19
The quality has fucking dropped in this place since SM but less dedicated baiters and tripfags. It's a bit of a mixed bag

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Dec 2017 22:31:56 No.34473857 Report

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>>34472734
I masturbate to Pokemon porn (no pokegirls tho cause I aint no pedophile)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Dec 2017 23:16:08 No.34474166 Report

Quoted By: >>34477080

>>34472734
I once jacked off to a pic of a Gourgeist while I was carving a pumpkin, and carved out a hole to fuck said pumpkin while still looking at Gourgeist. Gotta say, I'd kill myself if anyone found out haha...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Dec 2017 23:26:15 No.34474247 Report

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>>34472734
A THREAD DIED FOR THIS OP, PLEASE RECONSIDER

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Dec 2017 23:45:09 No.34474393 Report

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>>34472741
underrated post

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 00:37:05 No.34474790 Report

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>>34472887

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 06:06:12 No.34477009 Report

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>>34472734
Lucario turned me bisexual

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 06:07:16 No.34477012 Report

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>>34477009

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Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 06:10:28 No.34477026 Report

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>>34472887
make a tulpa, it may not be fully 100% real but dammit it's the next best thing

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 06:15:49 No.34477051 Report

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>>34473819
>he didnt start out on 4chan at 10 years old on /b/ before the gov shut down its cp shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 06:22:28 No.34477080 Report

Quoted By: >>34479489

>>34474166
Was it worth it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 06:57:07 No.34477227 Report

Quoted By: >>34477397

>>34472734
>>34473046
>>34466495
How many of these fucking threads do we need

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 07:35:01 No.34477397 Report

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>>34477227
Enough to make a vacuum cleaner full of dirt

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 13:17:18 No.34478560 Report

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bumo

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 13:45:10 No.34478647 Report

Quoted By: >>34478917

>>34472734
I saved this pic and jerked off to it many times, gf saw it and asked what is it, i said it was cute, she shrugged it off i hope

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 15:02:53 No.34478917 Report

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>>34478647
you arrive home one day and she's wearing that same thing
she's dressed as serena
"you like this huh, anon?"
you start making out and your hands land on each others' body parts, touching each other
then your hands finally made their way into their legs and you feel something in between them
you lift up her skirt
she's wearing a strap-on penis and bends you over
etc etc

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 17:07:17 No.34479489 Report

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>>34477080
yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 17:09:00 No.34479498 Report

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>>34477009
Same actually

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 17:09:11 No.34479500 Report

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>>34472887

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