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Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 14:13:55 No.34478734 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>34478758 >>34478761 >>34478764 >>34478811 >>34478835 >>34478849 >>34478879 >>34478923 >>34479117 >>34479212 >>34479255 >>34479285 >>34479323 >>34479839 >>34480491 >>34481037 >>34481175 >>34481682

ITT: make a game unplayable in one change.
I’ll start:
You can’t move while Rotom is talking

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 14:17:40 No.34478758 Report

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>>34478734
Rotom askes you if you would like to save your game 50% more frequently than normal in conjunction with what you said.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 14:18:36 No.34478761 Report

Quoted By: >>34482743

>>34478734
Gen 7

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 14:19:20 No.34478764 Report

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>>34478734
The game is already unplayable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 14:28:08 No.34478811 Report

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>>34478734
make cutscenes unski-.... oh

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 14:31:44 No.34478823 Report

Quoted By: >>34479841

Every route has a different Pokemon with a 1% encounter rate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 14:34:15 No.34478835 Report

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>>34478734
Dhelmise and Corsola are both only found with 1% encounter rates on a single route which has no bubbling spot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 14:36:27 No.34478849 Report

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>>34478734
Turn the game into a visual novel, but use the same graphic it has now.
>You can never move your character until the main story is done
>You have to fight scripted battles using the mons they provide you with; if you lose, they prompt you to reload your last save
>Your only real control is the illusion of choice; i.e a "yes" or an "absolutely"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 14:38:54 No.34478858 Report

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Game coded so the AI's attacks always crit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 14:44:27 No.34478868 Report

Quoted By: >>34478884 >>34479071

Make TMs single use again

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 14:47:48 No.34478879 Report

Quoted By: >>34478884 >>34478908

>>34478734
>Team Leaders now carry 2 Max Revives.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 14:50:34 No.34478884 Report

Quoted By: >>34478922 >>34479451 >>34481290

>>34478868
Nobody really had a problem with this
>>34478879
That makes the game better, some of us want an actual game and not just a walking simulator

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 15:00:40 No.34478908 Report

Quoted By: >>34482758

>>34478879
anon he said UNplayable, not FUNplayable

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 15:03:52 No.34478922 Report

Quoted By: >>34478979

>>34478884
>nobody had a problem with this
Yes we did

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 15:04:41 No.34478923 Report

Quoted By: >>34479383

>>34478734
You get 10 minutes to save the Earth before it's destroyed.
The required tutorial lasts 10 minutes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 15:06:05 No.34478925 Report

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Damage formula is revised so non-fixed moves only do half what they used to do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 15:12:32 No.34478956 Report

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The game freezes after you choose your starter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 15:18:27 No.34478979 Report

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>>34478922
Not to the point it would be unplayable

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 15:19:45 No.34478985 Report

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Gen IV games now move 75% as fast.
"Saving a lot of data" will always occur.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 15:39:29 No.34479071 Report

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>>34478868
Would drop the series immediately if we went back to single-use TMs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 15:48:33 No.34479117 Report

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>>34478734
Pokemon battles are taken out, instead your team's combined level determines whether you won or not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 15:50:17 No.34479127 Report

Quoted By: >>34479166

>Shiny rate gets increased again
>all wild Pokémon now have a sizable chance of fleeing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 15:53:50 No.34479148 Report

Quoted By: >>34479190

Adrenaline orbs are consumed beyond their initial use

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 15:58:02 No.34479165 Report

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Normal routes become like caves and surfing - that is to say, wild Pokemon can now jump you anywhere

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 15:58:05 No.34479166 Report

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>>34479127
>Shiny rate gets increased again
Only autists would hate this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 16:03:07 No.34479190 Report

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>>34479148
Just use a antidote or burn heal on a healthy Pokemon. It doesnt consume it and takes up a full turn. Or keep spamming False Swipe/boosting moves. Not a huge deal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 16:07:01 No.34479209 Report

Quoted By: >>34479420

Break the cartridge in half.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 16:07:31 No.34479211 Report

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Moving the series to mobile and charging microtransactions to heal or wait a few hours for free.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 16:07:38 No.34479212 Report

Quoted By: >>34479243 >>34483336

>>34478734
The crit system goes back to gen 1 rules

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 16:13:00 No.34479243 Report

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>>34479212
>Pheromosa

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 16:15:13 No.34479255 Report

Quoted By: >>34479369 >>34481152

>>34478734
Having all but one of the pokeride options needed for true immersion.
>post credits scene begins with mom waking you up
>says she knows how hard it's been without dad around and a boy like me needs a strong male role model
>says she found one
>a man sculpted by Arceus himself is standing in my doorway
>my name is Prof. Birch, but you can call me daddy. Let's go for a ride, son
>gets into bed with me
>puts me on top of him
>fade to black
>cut to Birch and me cuddling
>mom asks if I think he'd be a good fit
>character nods his head
>meowth: mwar

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 16:25:06 No.34479285 Report

Quoted By: >>34479314

>>34478734
The chance of encountering a shiny will be 1/50 instead of 1/4000

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 16:29:39 No.34479314 Report

Quoted By: >>34479331

>>34479285
Soo just do what the ultra wormholes did?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 16:32:03 No.34479323 Report

Quoted By: >>34479379

>>34478734
>The exp. Share now shares 100% of the exp. with your team instead of 50%
>You can't toggle the exp. Share off
>You can't run (with B) anymore with your trainer
>Elite 4 member now only have 3 pokémon
>When Rotom becomes angry, he damages your pokémon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 16:33:33 No.34479331 Report

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>>34479314
Yes I hated that already and imagine that everywhere

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 16:42:53 No.34479369 Report

Quoted By: >>34479674

>>34479255
OwO wher did u hear about dis??

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 16:44:27 No.34479379 Report

Quoted By: >>34484908

>>34479323
>When Rotom becomes angry, he damages your pokémon
That actually sounds like a neat mechanic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 16:44:59 No.34479383 Report

Quoted By: >>34479969 >>34480821

>>34478923
this is a reference to something but I forgot what

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 16:53:41 No.34479420 Report

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>>34479209
I think that would make most of the games more playable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 16:59:41 No.34479451 Report

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>>34478884
>actual game
>just beating the same Pokemon multiple times

lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 17:30:39 No.34479674 Report

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>>34479369
Discovered it in a vision I had before the release. Woke up string shotted to by bed sheets

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 17:53:23 No.34479821 Report

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Dragon Rage now does damage equal to level x 4, ignoring immunities.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 17:55:22 No.34479829 Report

Quoted By: >>34481058

Remove the possibility of injecting and using hacked pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 17:57:29 No.34479839 Report

Quoted By: >>34480009

>>34478734
I'd go into a pokeball because I know the rotom dex is gonna be gone next gen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 17:57:47 No.34479841 Report

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>>34478823
This plus they all have insomnia and self destruct / explosion / teleport / roar

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 17:59:17 No.34479851 Report

Quoted By: >>34479926 >>34479942

The game gives a Yes/No prompt for every action in battle. Every move you select, every item you use, every Pokemon you switch - "Are you sure you want to do this?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 18:12:21 No.34479926 Report

Quoted By: >>34479942

>>34479851
Every move you select
Every item you use
Every Pokémon you switch, every action you do
Are you sure you want to do this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 18:14:08 No.34479942 Report

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>>34479851
>>34479926
are you sure you want to say “yes”?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 18:19:15 No.34479969 Report

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>>34479383
Probably Half Minute Hero.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 18:24:44 No.34480009 Report

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>>34479839
And thank god for that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 18:50:29 No.34480169 Report

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Pokemon with regional variants need to hold an item to prevent them from being cucked by a local variant at the breeding center. Bonus points if it’s the same item that lets them pass down their nature.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 19:36:58 No.34480491 Report

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>>34478734
>you can't check the map while rotom is talking

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 20:20:00 No.34480821 Report

Quoted By:

>>34479383
Steamshovel Hary

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 20:47:23 No.34481037 Report

Quoted By: >>34481049

>>34478734
When you lose a battle they heal you. Exp.share can't be turned off

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 20:49:10 No.34481049 Report

Quoted By: >>34482862

>>34481037
You mean like when you white out and go back to the Pokemon Center? And get healed?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 20:50:15 No.34481058 Report

Quoted By: >>34485770

>>34479829
How?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 21:00:27 No.34481152 Report

Quoted By: >>34481386

>>34479255
what part of this makes the game unplayable

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 21:02:41 No.34481175 Report

Quoted By: >>34481196

>>34478734
You cannot get past the title screen
You literally can't play the game

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 21:05:03 No.34481196 Report

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>>34481175
lpbp

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 21:09:34 No.34481241 Report

Quoted By: >>34485558

Only the very lategame moves have accuracy above 70%, stuff like Tackle now has a 40% hit rate

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 21:14:21 No.34481290 Report

Quoted By: >>34481307

>>34478884
bait

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 21:16:42 No.34481307 Report

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>>34481290
>wanting Pokemon of all franchises to be easier

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 21:22:12 No.34481349 Report

Quoted By: >>34482096 >>34482113 >>34486338

Forced unskippable 10 second cutscenes with every possible and impossible instruction
>Your options are on the right side menu. Select an option with the A button of your 3DS, the one in which you are playing this very game right now.
>Did you know the word "Yes" means you agree? The word "No" means you disagree, so choose carefully!
>Remember to take breaks when you need to go to the bathroom! If you're wearing diapers, you should also take breaks to have them changed.
>Don't forget to breathe! If your nose is clogged you can do it with your mouth. Inhale air and then exhale it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 21:26:58 No.34481386 Report

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>>34481152
Birch is the missing PokéRide that makes it unplayable. Took me a sec to get it too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 21:58:53 No.34481625 Report

Quoted By: >>34483510

Remove rides and reintroduce HMs!
Seriously, if this happens with the Switch games, I'll quit forever the franchise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 22:07:49 No.34481682 Report

Quoted By:

>>34478734
>the game is on 3DS only

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 23:09:05 No.34482096 Report

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>>34481349
>>Remember to take breaks when you need to go to the bathroom! If you're wearing diapers, you should also take breaks to have them changed.
kinky

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2017 23:12:50 No.34482113 Report

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>>34481349
>Specifically, make sure you are breathing a mixture of air with a sufficiently high portion of oxygen. Breathing air with a considerable component of carbon monoxide is incompatible with Pokemon Ultra Moon for most known terrestrial species.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2017 00:37:37 No.34482743 Report

Quoted By: >>34483057

>>34478761
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

can't wait for Christmas vacation to end so you underaged faggots can go back to school

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2017 00:38:58 No.34482758 Report

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>>34478908
>fun

That's not fun
That's tedious and time consuming

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2017 00:51:06 No.34482862 Report

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>>34481049
Anon forgot to mention that the battle with the trainer starts over after he heals your pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2017 01:17:25 No.34483057 Report

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>>34482743
Will you kill yourself when posts like that persist throughout the coming months?

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Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2017 01:53:12 No.34483336 Report

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>>34479212
>Deoxys used Psycho Boost!
>Deoxys used Psycho Boost!
>Deoxys used...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2017 02:05:24 No.34483443 Report

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Long unskippable cutscenes during all battles

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2017 02:13:32 No.34483510 Report

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>>34481625
Reintroducing hms would be one of the best decisions. I didn't even finish sumo because of how clunky the ride shit was, how unmotivated I was to complete bogus trials, and how much shitty dialogue there was.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2017 04:40:48 No.34484908 Report

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>>34479379
>mistreat rotom and he will actively hinder your progress
We have ourselves a hard mode.

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Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2017 05:59:01 No.34485558 Report

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>>34481241

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Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2017 06:14:21 No.34485625 Report

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>all evolution require a gyroscope trigger/pattern a la malamar
>it's randomized for every save file

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2017 06:38:02 No.34485770 Report

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>>34481058
I don't really know XD

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2017 08:33:09 No.34486338 Report

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>>34481349
frlg was basically this t b h

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2017 08:50:15 No.34486419 Report

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you only get 5 pokeballs. No other ball, and none can be purchased.
But those 5 pokeballs have 100% capture rate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2017 09:00:07 No.34486457 Report

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To run you have to select the running shoes from the key items manually

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2017 09:10:45 No.34486491 Report

Quoted By: >>34486507

No more circle pad movement its all TILT control at 3x movement speed for amazing immersion Wooow

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2017 09:15:27 No.34486507 Report

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>>34486491
When switching Pokemon you now have to say their name out loud: "pikachu I choose you!" For added realism and fun! Wow its like I'm a real trainer!!!! And Nintendo's poke-mic adapter only cost 59.99!!!

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