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Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2017 10:05:03 No.34486623 View View Reply Original Report

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>Anon, there's no such thing as a purple Heracross! My big brother told me! It might be glitched, you should trade it to me so I can fix it.
>There's a Shadow Corsola in the bottom of the Shadow Pokémon Lab. Look harder! You'll see.
>You can unlock Raichu and Knuckles in Melee! I don't have my memory card at this house right now, but they are real.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2017 10:14:23 No.34486650 Report

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>>34486623
Good thing I never had friends. I never had to deal with shit like this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2017 10:35:43 No.34486708 Report

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>>34486623
>Shadow Corsola
I fucking wish

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2017 10:56:22 No.34486802 Report

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>>34486623
>Train a Kecleon in Ruby to Lv. 100! It’s ability will change to let you walk through walls!
Fuck you Zachary you piece of shit!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2017 10:59:55 No.34486821 Report

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>Hacked my Pokemon games for better base stats, alternate types, and powerful move combinations
>Hacked my Megaman Battle Network games for custom charge shots and shit
>Whenever one of those shits started saying stuff like that, I'd show them what I had, and come up with a bullshit story on how to get it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2017 11:03:34 No.34486837 Report

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>>34486623
Why is it always the fat kid that's a pathological liar? I knew a kid just like this when I was in elementary school. He told everyone his dad was John Travolta.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2017 11:23:08 No.34486909 Report

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>If you battle Darkrai at midnight, capture it at full health with a Premier ball, trade it over to Heartgold and capture all of the Unknown with it in your party, you'll find a Dark Arceus waiting for you at the end!

>>34486837
Because they have literally nothing going for them, so seeming cool for five seconds after telling a neat-sounding lie is a good thing to them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2017 11:30:55 No.34486922 Report

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>telling lies in the internet age
fucking what’s wrong with the kids of the aughts. at least most of our bullshit was actually true

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2017 12:48:45 No.34487102 Report

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I remember in the early 2000s before RSE came out I went on a cheat website that said if you beat the elite four 20 times it would unlock a secret area where you could catch "Pokémon gods" that could exceed the level 100 threshold. I spent a whole day doing this and imagine my disappointment when nothing fucking happened.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2017 12:53:55 No.34487117 Report

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>fat asshole accuses me of stealing his pokemon yellow
>finds it in his room under a pile of dirty clothes
>never apologizes
>brags about his completed Pokedex and talks shit to kids like me who spent summers doing yard work for neighbors because he was a spoiled little fat fuck
>me: "hey you can unlock Mew as a starter if you start a new game and save right after Professor Oak's introduction"
>does it in middle of lunch
>spergs out
>still known 20 years later as the guy who threw a hissy fit because his Pokemon game got overwritten, hit a teacher, and was expelled
>he's now a juggalo, has a wife as fat as him and three legitimately retarded children

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2017 13:04:20 No.34487149 Report

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>>34487117
>that happened

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Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2017 14:59:02 No.34487582 Report

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>>34486623
>Anon, I don't care about you needing to save your game, you need to turn it off RIGHT NOW. We're 10 minutes away from Olive Garden.
>Anon, let your little brother play with you Pokemon game. He wants to play his own Pokemon adventure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2017 19:03:39 No.34488852 Report

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>>34486623
>lets friend play copy of Pokémon yellow
>leaves room for 1 minute
>come back and he deleted my file and started a new game

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2017 19:05:35 No.34488862 Report

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Real friends, how many of us?
How many of us, how many jealous?
Real friends
It's not many of us, we smile at each other

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