There once was a breedie, who was also a cuck
He was running in circles, trying to hatch a Shiny Psyduck
He was tired and depressed, with 300 eggs so far
And he still wanted that 6 IV Chimchar
The breedie gave up, after failing again
Meanwhile the injectfag was finishing his prized Masquerain
The breedie cried, asking "why was life so unfair?"
The injectfag laughed, sweeping a cuck with his Tyranitar
Injectag went to pound stacy, without hatching a single egg
Breediecuck was preparing to hatch that shiny Scraggy