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Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2017 06:04:07 No.34517831 View View Reply Original Report

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This is seriously the sort of concept and design I'd expect from a porn artist specifically as porn trend bait. How the FUCK is Salazzle an official Pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2017 06:10:17 No.34517853 Report

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>>34517831
How? Look at the audience and the anime trends after gen 2.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2017 06:13:05 No.34517872 Report

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>>34517831
Yeah the concept seems a bit weird for a kids game and like it would attract the weirdos from this board but the Pokémon design is cool tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2017 06:34:36 No.34518004 Report

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>>34517872
>a bit weird
Understatement of the year. You can't do a Google search of this mon without finding a mountain of porn. This could be a young kid's gateway to a lewder world. And that's before even pointing out the sexism.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2017 11:35:12 No.34519153 Report

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>>34518004
does nobody on this board know that japan and anime have always been all over the shitty harem/reverse harem concept?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2017 12:06:49 No.34519245 Report

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>>34517831

sugimori and masuda got boner, that's how

¯\_/(ツ)\_/¯

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2017 12:10:43 No.34519258 Report

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>>34519153
My guess is that they never expect this in Pokemon of all things.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2017 12:12:43 No.34519262 Report

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>>34517831
people would love salazzle if this concept wasn't brought up
because salazzle is just a bigger salandit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2017 12:31:55 No.34519329 Report

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>>34519258
it's the manga though...everyone knows the manga is not with children in mind as the target audience
As for Salazzle existing at all...is it really so bad given Lopunny exists? They just play it off as comedy with the male salandit going heart-eyed just like when any pokemon at all falls in love in the anime

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2017 12:34:34 No.34519344 Report

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>a female animal attracts males of its species to reproduce
no fucking way how did they get away with that haha so strange and weird

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2017 12:54:42 No.34519433 Report

Quoted By: >>34519446 >>34520010 >>34520054 >>34520086

What's disgusting is how humanoid it is. Its just a human woman in a lizard suit. Its really off-putting. Incineroar is the same deal. Gross.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2017 12:57:31 No.34519446 Report

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>>34519433
Yup. Like Salandit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2017 13:01:28 No.34519452 Report

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>>34517831

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2017 13:09:36 No.34519476 Report

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>>34517831
Are you the kind of person who complains to the network when someone shows cleavage?

News flash, Pokémon fuck to create eggs as well. Salazzle is fine other than the pose of its 3D model.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2017 13:10:44 No.34519481 Report

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>>34518004
Oh please elaborate on the sexism. I'd just LOVE to hear your thoughts on this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2017 13:13:00 No.34519488 Report

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>>34517831
>This is seriously the sort of concept and design I'd expect from a porn artist specifically as porn trend bait.
you need to stop watching furry porn

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2017 13:18:16 No.34519502 Report

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>>34519476
what pose?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2017 13:33:35 No.34519544 Report

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>>34519502
Just the gimpy stand on going legs with the forearms posed weird. I'd prefer her to be quadrupedal. The stance looks like something you'd expect from a martial artist, not the idle animation for a poison/fire lizard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2017 13:46:03 No.34519584 Report

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>>34519544
In those 3D walking animations that GF made for every pokémon but never used for some reason, she walks like a monitor lizard

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2017 14:05:17 No.34519656 Report

Quoted By: >>34520159

>>34519329
Naw, I think OP specifically meant Salazzle's conception, so this would include the game as well.
But I agree on the Lopunny part. Especially M-Lopunny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2017 15:12:58 No.34519932 Report

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>>34517831
I want to dick that lizard

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2017 15:26:28 No.34520010 Report

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>>34519433
That's what makes me hate this thing the most. It's bad enough it has blatant sexual overtones, but the fact that it looks like just a furry wetsuit is cringe. They didn't even try to design this mon. They took a desert gecko,gave it curves, and boom. Were done. Atleast Lopunny is based off something that clearly meant to be an adult joke. Salazzle is just sexified for absolutely no reason. I do hope gf knows it's possible to make Pokemon species that look different in regards to sex without literally over sexing the female version.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2017 15:28:12 No.34520022 Report

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>>34519476
Right because every female member has to have curves and blatant sexual features right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2017 15:29:18 No.34520027 Report

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>>34517831
It’s the same gen that gave us Tsareena, as well as wicke and soliera. GF is single handedly saving the games industry.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2017 15:34:18 No.34520054 Report

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>>34519433

What kind of women have YOU been looking at? It’s literally just a big lizard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2017 15:35:59 No.34520062 Report

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>>34520054
MUH!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2017 15:36:51 No.34520066 Report

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>>34520054
What the fuck are the two tentacles supposed to be

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2017 15:36:58 No.34520067 Report

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>>34520054
She is smol

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2017 15:39:11 No.34520080 Report

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>>34520066
aesthetic masterpieces

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2017 15:40:20 No.34520086 Report

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>>34519433
t. anon whose never seen a woman

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2017 15:42:56 No.34520092 Report

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>>34520066
Shed skin, I'd presume.
The skin underneath the shed is much darker, like how real lizards skin turns lighter before they start to shed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2017 15:43:13 No.34520094 Report

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>>34517831
I want to catch and battle monsters, not some degenerate Jap's fantasy waifus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2017 15:44:51 No.34520100 Report

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>>34520054
>responding to bait

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2017 15:47:37 No.34520114 Report

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>>34520094
Tsareena is a juicy fruit, not a flower

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2017 15:48:08 No.34520120 Report

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>>34517831
Hyenas have dominant females and small males. The females also have a barbed "penis" they use to rape males as both a way to assert dominance and to express ownership in a relationship. Males still have a penis for sex, but it is smaller and softer, and sex only happens when the female demands it.

FUCKING NATURE, MAKING THESE FETISH ANIMALS, HOW CAN PEOPLE PUT THEM IN THE LION KING?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2017 15:52:11 No.34520136 Report

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>>34520120
I don't recall the hyenas in the Lion King having barbed penises or anything remotely sexual

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2017 15:54:05 No.34520143 Report

Quoted By: >>34520158

>>34520120
Pretty sure lion king didn't take the idea and over sex it. Shinzi was the leader of the group and that's the only mention to female hyneas running shit.

I dunno where in your world a lizard has curves and implied human features due to its phermones.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2017 15:54:11 No.34520144 Report

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>>34517831 >>34519488
Near 99,9% of anime/manga artists starts with hentai.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2017 15:54:46 No.34520151 Report

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>>34520136
I don't recall Salazzle doing anything sexual in any Pokemon game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2017 15:56:36 No.34520158 Report

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>>34520143
Where in your world do turtles have cannons growing out of their shells?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2017 15:56:58 No.34520159 Report

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>>34519656
yeah i don't think they intended more than what exists in real life for the species of lizard salazzle is based on... The design is a seductress because that's what literally happens irl. I'm sure children aren't as degenerate as this board because unless exposed to that kind of degeneracy from elsewhere, their minds wouldn't automatically go to sexualizing Salazzle (It's likely the same with Lopunny)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2017 21:45:42 No.34522774 Report

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>>34517831
salaz means slut in spanish

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2017 21:48:28 No.34522801 Report

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>>34519481
Basically: if Salazzle was a male and has a female harem, there would be more backlash against it than even Jynx. But it’s considered okay because it’s a girl dominating and controlling males.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2017 21:49:32 No.34522814 Report

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>>34520067
Totem is a big gril

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2017 21:54:10 No.34522850 Report

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>>34520094
>Florges
Isn't that a fairy?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2017 21:58:31 No.34522877 Report

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>>34517831
they knew exactly what they were doing

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2017 23:01:51 No.34523294 Report

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Stop posting pics from edgy FANFICTION, /vp/
quit forcing your manga here. it's not canon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2017 23:18:26 No.34523397 Report

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>>34522801
And rightfuly so, the way it is now serves as a way to reverse the trope of male power.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Dec 2017 01:53:50 No.34524419 Report

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>>34522801
Ah, it's like I can smell your sweaty fedora.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Dec 2017 02:59:27 No.34524764 Report

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>>34522850
Yes, based off a flower. The image says "Evolution of flower Pokemon by generation", not "Evolution of Grass-type Pokemon by generation".

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Dec 2017 06:13:55 No.34525878 Report

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Sun: For some reason, only females have been found. It creates a reverse harem of male Salandit that it lives with.

UltraSun: Salazzle lives deep in caves and forces the Salandit it has attracted with its pheromones to serve it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Dec 2017 07:01:17 No.34526155 Report

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when the totem showed up in the picture mini game it honestly made me feel really uneasy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 23 Dec 2017 07:04:05 No.34526171 Report

Quoted By: >>34526215

>>34526155
This one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Dec 2017 07:04:25 No.34526175 Report

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>>34517831
I want her to parp on me
>>34526155
t. lowtest

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Dec 2017 07:09:55 No.34526201 Report

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the model is actually really ugly, i would not fuck it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Dec 2017 07:12:27 No.34526215 Report

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>>34526171
thats the one
holy shit I Wasn't expecting it and it spooked the heck out of me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Dec 2017 07:29:37 No.34526298 Report

Quoted By: >>34526305

I just wanted an extension of the burglar theme. Salazzle is fine but I don't really like it, the male needs a divergent evolution. Sometimes they get so far up their own ass trying to be surprising with pokemon evolution designs, and then we get shit like Crabominable that totally wastes the theme of the previous evolution.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Dec 2017 07:30:43 No.34526305 Report

Quoted By: >>34526388

>>34526298
>he doesn't realize he hasn't been the target audience for years
you are the one that's up his own ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Dec 2017 07:49:34 No.34526374 Report

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>>34520094
Sauce on that VIII plant

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 23 Dec 2017 07:52:51 No.34526388 Report

Quoted By: >>34526395

>>34526305
I don't actually know what you mean by that. I know kids are the target audience, but that doesn't mean I can't have an opinion or preferences.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Dec 2017 07:55:05 No.34526395 Report

Quoted By: >>34526417 >>34527401

>>34526388
furries have been the target audience for years, we are a massive source of revenue through purchasing of the games and merchandise, your kind lost by gen 4 if not earlier

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Dec 2017 07:55:21 No.34526396 Report

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>>34517831
Never thought that "i'm 12 and i want to fuck this naked girl" would morph into "i want to fuck this cartoon lizard"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Dec 2017 08:01:13 No.34526417 Report

Quoted By: >>34526420

>>34526395
You don't actually believe that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Dec 2017 08:02:30 No.34526420 Report

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>>34526417
don't tell me what my beliefs are. look at the trends of pokemon designs and you will see that I speak the truth

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Dec 2017 08:10:32 No.34526449 Report

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>>34519476
>Pokemon fuck to create eggs
I'll need some proof of this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Dec 2017 08:16:21 No.34526468 Report

Quoted By: >>34526611 >>34527341

>>34522801
Female praying mantis rip the head off the male and eat the body. Animals are weird as fuck, and so are Pokemon. It's fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Dec 2017 08:48:21 No.34526611 Report

Quoted By: >>34527152

>>34526468
They only do that in captivity when they're extremely stressed or starving, it's literally a mercy kill. If you keep spreading this meme I swear to fuck I'll start complaining about how bad pokemon designs got after gen 3,

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Dec 2017 10:57:49 No.34527032 Report

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>>34517831
She's pretty much a sort of pokemon Fujiko from Lupin III, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Dec 2017 11:33:32 No.34527152 Report

Quoted By: >>34527174 >>34527326

>>34526611
Pokemon have only gotten better and better you nostalgia fag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Dec 2017 11:40:30 No.34527174 Report

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>>34527152
Games or designs?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 23 Dec 2017 12:33:55 No.34527326 Report

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>>34527152
Wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Dec 2017 12:37:27 No.34527341 Report

Quoted By: >>34527429

>>34526468
Replace "head" with "heart" and "body" with "soul" and that's pretty much what a female human does.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Dec 2017 12:41:27 No.34527353 Report

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>>34520094
Reminds me of the flower in Conkers Bad Fur Day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Dec 2017 12:58:17 No.34527401 Report

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>>34526395
Most furries are fags. Not having a male evolution makes the pokemon less marketable to furries. Also, having such a shit design makes it less marketable to everyone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Dec 2017 13:09:29 No.34527429 Report

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>>34527341
Who hurt you anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Dec 2017 13:53:35 No.34527555 Report

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>>34519245
Fuck off, Aritz

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