>>34523918First off, their names are Luna and Ailey. Second,
>GOAT>rich as fuck>famous>nice hair>cool (flower) hat>amazing trainers>rule Alola with an iron fist>chosen by Tapu Koko>cucked Hau>smashed Gladion into pieces>buried Kukui>worked Guzma, Team Skull, Aether and Lusamine into insanity>endured all of Lillie's bullshit, never complained about it>made all Trial Captains and Kahunas their bitch>survived Ultra Necrozma>elevated Alola from a group of islands no one but tourists cared about to the hottest region for aspiring trainers>two of the few good things about Gen VII, along with Lunala, Cosmog, Necrozma and Zygarde>part of the little group of trainers who beat Red and Blue>most entertaining gals in any room at any time>cool as fuck>rad as fuck>based as fuck>paid their dues during the Island Challenge>took a shower>hit the weights>became the clue>draw more dimes than any protag before them 
