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Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2017 18:55:47 No.34543884 View View Reply Original Report

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What's your favorite shitmon that will never be good?

How shitty or good is your Christmas so far?

>pic related
>pretty shitty, fiance and i broke up last night and the only thing I'm getting for Christmas that I actually want is actually socks and underwear

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2017 18:58:23 No.34543908 Report

Quoted By: >>34543943 >>34544374

Primeape

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2017 19:02:29 No.34543931 Report

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>>34543884
Look at it this way anon: one of the worst things in the world is being trapped inside a shitty marriage. And the ensuing divorce usually ruins people. So you saved yourself from that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2017 19:04:05 No.34543943 Report

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>>34543908
In first gen mankey/primeape is great early in the games.

>>34543931
Yeah, I know. It was really kind of a bait and switch relationship looking back on it. She was the sweetest girl ever at first, then she just kind of turned into a complete bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2017 19:07:40 No.34543970 Report

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>>34543943
Love's one hell of a drug.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2017 19:13:43 No.34544012 Report

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>>34543970
On a completely unrelated note, what the fuck is up with this dude

>Has 1% chance of spawning in only one location in GSC
>Aside from 100 base HP, has relatively shit stats
>Has no moves
>At the time you get him, the only attacking move he has is rage, and the only one he can really learn by tm is headbutt

Why did GF do this to this cute little guy?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2017 19:15:03 No.34544026 Report

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>>34544012
Forgot pic

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2017 19:20:00 No.34544056 Report

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>>34543884
Sadly this little guy.
Took forever to chain breed cosmic power onto this fucker and it's still mediocre if not plain bad.
Still cool in my book, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2017 19:21:16 No.34544062 Report

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>>34544056
> Christmas is going okay so far but I have a feeling it's going to be ruined somehow.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2017 19:22:12 No.34544069 Report

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This little dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2017 19:23:41 No.34544078 Report

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>>34544056
Lol, I love Beheeyem, but he's not that bad, I won a lot of Battles in OR AS because of him

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2017 19:24:54 No.34544086 Report

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>>34544069
Fuck, so much potential was wasted on that guy. I know that feel bro, I wanted it to be good too

>>34544056
I could never find a use for it in any of my runs of BW or BW2

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2017 19:31:45 No.34544126 Report

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>>34543943
I went through something similar last year, same dynamic as you are describing, she was sweet then turned into a cunt, she thought she had me by the balls even after I left, I got a new girl within a month after leaving her, letting her have the house, and most of my electronics, was a mistake, she threw a shit-fit when she found out I wasn't her bitch then tried to get me in trouble with cps, and have her retard family try to kill me. Bitches are crazy dude, best of luck.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2017 19:43:26 No.34544192 Report

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>shitmon
Pic related outside of Gen 5. I tried to do a mystery egg run in Gen 6 and hatched a Pawniard. He was dead weight around midgame. Eventually I just started switch-training him until he evolved.

>personal blog
Hasn't been bad. I hung out with friends on the Eve of the Eve, I hung out with family on the Eve, and I'll be visiting my estranged relatives tonight. I only got some money and clothes. I've been buying my own Christmas gifts since grade school anyway.

I found a translation patch of Dragon Quest Monsters Joker 3, and I've been playing that to tide me over until the next Pokemon game comes out, whenever that'll be.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2017 19:46:13 No.34544209 Report

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>>34544192
Have fun with that friend

>>34544126
Fucking Christ, I'm sorry to hear that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2017 19:49:57 No.34544233 Report

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amazing design but literally almost unplayable.

I got a warm portable blanket a box of chocolates so it was alright I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2017 19:50:22 No.34544234 Report

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>>34544209
Hahah it's old news now my friend, things have been going great ever since I left that bitch, hopefully things go great for you too dude. Merry Christmas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2017 20:07:17 No.34544334 Report

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>>34543884
He's my party cleric in US/UM. I love it dearly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2017 20:19:07 No.34544374 Report

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>>34543908
>Primape with anger point in doubles
>Holding Shell Bell.
>Partner Shuckle
>Turn 1: Primape uses Dig
>Shuckle uses EQ.
>EQ always crits people who used Dig.
>Shuckle's critical EQ does negligible damage to Primape., Which Shell Bell restores when Dig hits instead of end of turn.
>Anger point gives Primape +6 attack.
>Turn 2, Shuckle uses sticky web. Now all entering foes lose speed.
>Sweep with +6 Primape.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2017 20:19:39 No.34544375 Report

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Perhaps my favorite, but unfortunately due to it's role as the Gen II Ratatta, it will never be good or get any love

pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2017 20:51:47 No.34544532 Report

Quoted By: >>34544539

>>34543884
>be savage injun
>try to use the only related Native American Pokemon in the dex
>God's best fuckery movepool
>absolutely horrible stats and bulk to use it

At least you're closer to the skies than I am you beautiful bastard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2017 20:52:49 No.34544539 Report

Quoted By: >>34544582

>>34544532
Also it's average and I went out to a restaurant to eat. Anyone who works Christmas deserves my respect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2017 21:01:28 No.34544582 Report

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>>34544539
I completely agree. I'm actually a job corps student right now (inb4 underage fag, I'm 24 and job corps has really changed my life around) and im staying here for the holidays because honestly I just hate my family, I really feel for the staff here who volunteered to work Christmas to take care of the students here who don't all have families to go home to.

We had a snow storm last night and I stayed up till about 1:30 am last night shoveling the paths from the dorms to our dorm supervisors cars so they could make it to their car safely last night.

I know it wasn't much, but it was something to at least show my appreciation. Also, I love the snow so I was okay with it.

>tfw no mega dustox with +100 base defense to stealth rock literally everything

I loved this guy in emerald. Problem was, when I got a crobat, I had absolutely no use for this dude anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2017 21:28:22 No.34544712 Report

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>>34544582
That's good. Wish I loved the snow more, but I'm a filthy neet with a net addiction. Good to see it's turned your life around anon. I wanted to use Beautifly before I realized it was a worse butterfree. Still felt good to own one regardless. You make me wanna go back to bug types.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2017 21:34:58 No.34544759 Report

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>>34543884
>What's your favorite shitmon that will never be good?
Kecleon's always been one of my favorites, but man is it getting almost impossible to use.
>How shitty or good is your Christmas so far?
Couldn't visit my family because they live like seven hours away and the weather's shitty. Went to visit my gf's family with her since they live nearby and I wanted some form of family interaction, but her parents announced they're getting a divorce. Not a great Christmas I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2017 21:40:40 No.34544808 Report

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>>34544056
he suffers from being the 3rd mono psychic slow ``bulky´´ special attacker of the region

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2017 21:44:28 No.34544824 Report

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>>34544712
I still remember my first shiny was a shiny caterpie i found in a bug hunt game in pokemon gold, back when I still owned a GBC. I evolved it into a Butterfree and took it everywhere with me. It had some involvement in every battle and even helped me win the Elite Four, twice. So yeah, I'll always have a love for bugs :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2017 21:44:47 No.34544826 Report

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>>34544374
it doesnt crit it just does more damage

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2017 21:53:00 No.34544873 Report

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>>34543884
It hurt

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2017 22:04:51 No.34544949 Report

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Christmas went fine, I was able to go to both my parents' families parties, and actually got presents this year. Though I am worried about my sister. She passed out and had her blood pressure checked. It was around 180/60 and she doesn't have a job or any means to pay for a hospital visit, so it looks like I'll be helping her out quite a bit this year.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2017 22:06:14 No.34544954 Report

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It's a damn shame.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2017 22:07:53 No.34544965 Report

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>>34543884
Drapion
Eh. Didn't ask for much this Christmas. Most disappointed that my sister and my nephew got norovirus and couldn't go to their house for Christmas. My nephew is in the ER now because of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2017 22:16:42 No.34545003 Report

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>shitmon
Sandslash

>Xmas
Waiting for my...girl friend who I never met to get to bed and exchange nudes and even though we agreed to this (and already did this few times) I'm not sure this gonna end well.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2017 22:49:37 No.34545225 Report

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Why are bug pokemon so cute lads????

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2017 22:51:11 No.34545236 Report

Quoted By: >>34545279

>tfw most Pokemon in existence are shitmons
why live

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2017 22:53:04 No.34545249 Report

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>>34544808
4 if you count musharna, gothitelle, and reuncleus
And beeheeyem is the least bulky of the four
I guess they thought trick room would suddenly have a place in the meta but even then that doesn't explain 4 lines in one region. Its just bizzare

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2017 22:57:06 No.34545279 Report

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>>34545236
Shitmon is relative unless you're a deliberately shit mememon like farfetch'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Dec 2017 22:57:23 No.34545284 Report

Quoted By: >>34545929 >>34546355

>>34543884
Can't believe Natu doesn't even get confusion as an early level move

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Dec 2017 01:03:50 No.34545929 Report

Quoted By: >>34546355

>>34545279
There are plenty of pokemon that GF created that were supposed to be good that just aren't.

>>34545284
Yeah, that's fucking retarded. What's equally retarded was introducing this really cool psychic flying type, and then introducing Lugia which is the same type but outclasses it in every way.

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Anonymous Tue 26 Dec 2017 01:38:56 No.34546355 Report

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>>34543884
>>34545284
>>34545929

>Be Xatu fan
>Having to deal with FUCKING 5 GENS OF NO SPECIAL FLYING TYPE MOVES
>finally gets 'one' in OR/AS
>It isn't even that good.

It was bad enough GF decided to give MagicBounce to every single Mega Evolution but come on.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Dec 2017 01:42:06 No.34546381 Report

Quoted By: >>34546597

>>34543884
My favourite Pokémon will probably always be shit outside of in-game.

My Christmas on the the other hand, has been great. My sister got married this year and wanted to do Christmas day at her new house; which meant we had a full Christmas dinner at my mum's yesterday and then another at hers today.

She also got a puppy this year and the little guy had a fucking great Christmas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Dec 2017 02:15:04 No.34546597 Report

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>>34546381
T H I C C

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Dec 2017 02:44:15 No.34546811 Report

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>>34544949
Sorry to hear, my condolences

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Dec 2017 07:43:07 No.34548126 Report

Quoted By: >>34548417

>>34543884
>fiance
>falling for the 3D meme

ahahaha

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Dec 2017 07:50:49 No.34548144 Report

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Anonymous Tue 26 Dec 2017 09:17:36 No.34548321 Report

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>Swalot
Pretty fucked up. Getting asthma attacks, fell on the stairs last week and back and tail bone hurts like hell, had a fight with bestfriend and now he and everyone is ignoring me, no one greeted me on my b-day which is from last week dec 21, etc. Shitposting is all I have now, I hope you guys have a very good christmas and I hope everything will get better to you anons who are experiencing difficulties right now. Stay strong you magnificent faggots.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Dec 2017 10:04:32 No.34548407 Report

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>>34543884
Christmas was pretty nice. My girlfriend wants me to be more romantic, but that's not too big of an issue to fix in the grand scheme of things.

I'm fucking sick thanks to her though. Damn ear congestion.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Dec 2017 10:13:16 No.34548416 Report

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this fucker right here, its stats are just too low, you can't make a defensive mon with 450 bst with the exception of chansey, who is probably the most minmaxed pokemon in existence

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Dec 2017 10:14:40 No.34548417 Report

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>>34548126
You must be 18 to post here

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Dec 2017 10:32:50 No.34548453 Report

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Audino
Christmas was pretty normal, we don't celebrate anymore, but I got a download code for ultra moon as a gift from a client/friend, and that was pretty great since I don't have to deal with the shipping taking 3 months

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Dec 2017 10:36:40 No.34548459 Report

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Furret

Pretty meh.
Had dinner with my family, although it got a little awkward because I took my boyfriend with me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Dec 2017 10:43:25 No.34548475 Report

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>>34543884
Pic related, also Ledian.
Pretty good, been playing Emerald since I never really did a full playthrough back in the day. Now going for Battle Frontier with my Delcatty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Dec 2017 13:58:03 No.34549020 Report

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>>34543884
Christmas is great it was my daughter’s first.
Favorite shitmon non-OU mon that will never be OU is weezing.

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