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Quoted By: >>34555111
>christmas day
>9 PM, an hour or two after opening presents and all the children are playing, adults are watching a movie
>little cousin is running around the room, playing with his new pokemon figures
>meanwhile i'm on my laptop playing showdown
>he laps the room a couple times, notices what i'm doing
>screams "i'm gonna tell on you that you're cheating, anon! daddy said not to play on that website because it's a cheaty website!"
>vaults off of nearby coffee table as family turns towards us
>lands directly on me and my laptop
>laptop snaps in half
>"hahaha, anon now you can't cheat on pokemon!"
>his father jumps up red as a tomato, pulls him to another room
>cousin gets the beating of a lifetime
>some time passes, cousin is sent to bed, uncle comes back out and promises that he'll get me something even better than what my laptop was
>don't really believe him, but okay
>at most it's probably going to be $700 "school" computer replacement
>next day, we go to best buy
>he gets me one of those $2000 gaming laptops
so how was your christmas, /vp/?
>9 PM, an hour or two after opening presents and all the children are playing, adults are watching a movie
>little cousin is running around the room, playing with his new pokemon figures
>meanwhile i'm on my laptop playing showdown
>he laps the room a couple times, notices what i'm doing
>screams "i'm gonna tell on you that you're cheating, anon! daddy said not to play on that website because it's a cheaty website!"
>vaults off of nearby coffee table as family turns towards us
>lands directly on me and my laptop
>laptop snaps in half
>"hahaha, anon now you can't cheat on pokemon!"
>his father jumps up red as a tomato, pulls him to another room
>cousin gets the beating of a lifetime
>some time passes, cousin is sent to bed, uncle comes back out and promises that he'll get me something even better than what my laptop was
>don't really believe him, but okay
>at most it's probably going to be $700 "school" computer replacement
>next day, we go to best buy
>he gets me one of those $2000 gaming laptops
so how was your christmas, /vp/?
