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Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2017 03:29:48 No.34570220 View View Reply Original Report

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Is this an acceptable favorite pokemon for a straight male?

Asking for a friend

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2017 03:30:47 No.34570229 Report

Quoted By: >>34571215

>>34570220
Sure. Life is short, and Death approaches on shift wings.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2017 03:31:49 No.34570238 Report

Quoted By: >>34570330

not if you want to have sex with it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2017 03:32:04 No.34570243 Report

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>>34570220
yes you fucking dipshit why would you ask such a stupid question

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2017 03:35:44 No.34570270 Report

Quoted By: >>34570282

OP is a fag who doesn't have any friends.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2017 03:36:55 No.34570282 Report

Quoted By: >>34570287 >>34570318

>>34570270
False, I have SEVERAL friends

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2017 03:37:02 No.34570283 Report

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>>34570220
No. Literally any other Eevee is fine though.
If Jigglypuff was your favorite it would be less gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2017 03:37:36 No.34570287 Report

Quoted By: >>34570296

>>34570282
People you make VIP doens't count

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2017 03:38:53 No.34570296 Report

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>>34570287
>vip
what did he mean by this

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2017 03:40:22 No.34570308 Report

Quoted By: >>34570321

>>34570220
It's my favorite fairy type.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2017 03:42:00 No.34570318 Report

Quoted By: >>34570323

>>34570282
name one

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2017 03:42:40 No.34570321 Report

Quoted By: >>34570941

>>34570308
Same but making it your bro-mon is hella gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2017 03:43:13 No.34570323 Report

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>>34570318
uhhhhhhh well see

i have so many that i forget sometimes anon alright, it happens to us very popular guys

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2017 03:44:16 No.34570330 Report

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>>34570238

More like, only if you want to fuck it for its feminine beauty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2017 04:13:45 No.34570519 Report

Quoted By: >>34570549

>>34570220
How about you stop being an insecure straight guy. Liking this Pokémon won’t make you crave the dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2017 04:17:49 No.34570549 Report

Quoted By: >>34570856

>>34570519
This.
If anything sylveon reaffirmed my heterosexuality because of how much I fap to that fairydog pussy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2017 04:33:42 No.34570630 Report

Quoted By: >>34570701

>>34570220
>sylveon is 85% male
sorry op but straight or not you are gonna wind up with dicks in your mouth if you use this thing for anything other than making your team of 6 machamps look even more manly in comparison

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2017 04:49:17 No.34570701 Report

Quoted By: >>34570834 >>34570913

>>34570630
85% of eevees are aborted

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2017 05:07:17 No.34570834 Report

Quoted By: >>34570843

>>34570701
I have like 4 boxes of male eevees. Only two of the eevees i've been breeding have been females, so bulbapedia can go fuck themselves with "15% female chance" while I continue to force incestuous relationships on newborn eevee so I can feel a little better rubbing its head in pokemon refresh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2017 05:08:33 No.34570843 Report

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>>34570834
fake news.
Male eevees don't exist, your game must be hacked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2017 05:09:58 No.34570856 Report

Quoted By: >>34570869

>>34570549
>liking women

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2017 05:11:53 No.34570869 Report

Quoted By: >>34570904

>>34570856
>he fell for the gay meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2017 05:20:17 No.34570904 Report

Quoted By: >>34570910

>>34570869
>he fell for the straight meme
checkmate better luck next time

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2017 05:21:38 No.34570910 Report

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>>34570904
Legit KEKED XD

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2017 05:22:22 No.34570913 Report

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>>34570701
delet

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2017 05:29:42 No.34570941 Report

Quoted By: >>34571004

>>34570321
But what if I'm a girl and I want a cute bro mon?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2017 05:30:13 No.34570945 Report

Quoted By: >>34570986 >>34571058 >>34571166

>>34570220
Are you sure you're straight, buddy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2017 05:36:53 No.34570986 Report

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>>34570945
There's nothing gay about wanting a thicc sylveon wife that will bear you many children.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2017 05:38:03 No.34570991 Report

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>>34570220
You can do whatever you want even like Sylveon but your friend is gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2017 05:40:08 No.34571004 Report

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>>34570941
then you will recieve your penis in the next 3-5 business days and you will become gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2017 05:48:00 No.34571058 Report

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>>34570945
100% straight but I want Ilima to gently big spoon me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2017 06:06:14 No.34571166 Report

Quoted By: >>34571221

>>34570945
>not wanting to pound sensual fairy pussy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2017 06:13:40 No.34571192 Report

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>>34570220
Sure, you are not gay so why would it matter haha

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2017 06:16:47 No.34571215 Report

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>>34570229
>shift wings

How much of a more retarded can you get

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2017 06:18:54 No.34571221 Report

Quoted By: >>34571237 >>34571264

>>34571166
i'd rather pound his butthole

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2017 06:22:09 No.34571237 Report

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>>34571221
Nice meme

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2017 06:27:39 No.34571264 Report

Quoted By: >>34571284 >>34571291 >>34571402

>>34571221
I'd rather have two, male and female.

That way you can pound his butt while he pounds her pussy, or her pussy while he pounds your butt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2017 06:31:04 No.34571284 Report

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>>34571264
well what's the point of the female while pounding the male's butt? I mean, the females would have a butt too, so it seems sorta useless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2017 06:33:08 No.34571291 Report

Quoted By: >>34571342

>>34571264
>not pounding her pussy while the male pounds her ass then taking turns with her holes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2017 06:44:13 No.34571342 Report

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>>34571291

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2017 07:02:41 No.34571402 Report

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>>34571264
n-no girls allowed

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2017 07:13:57 No.34571440 Report

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>>34570220
only if you have at least a mild inclination to fuck it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2017 07:25:54 No.34571485 Report

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>when getting the perfect virtual animal wife is harder than getting a real girlfriend

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2017 17:08:15 No.34573571 Report

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